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This narrative is long but it is one of the best i have seen....caught pants down i call it!

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CAUGHT  PANTS DOWN IN A WEB OF LIES

I live in the uk and came here through school then luckily got a job and started working.I am a Nigerian,I have a policy of NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IF YOU CAN COPE STAY AND IF NOT SAI GOBE. 

 I had a boyfriend in naija and as time passed,we kept communicating because there was still love,I trusted him because he was churchy,very religious and attends one of this happening churches in Lagos.We had our normal arguments of where are you? Why are you not picking your calls? What are you doing and all that but we always reconciled in time. After school I went back to Nigeria not informing him because I wanted to surprise him.

SCENE 1: My boyfriends house in Naija from 3YRS AGO.

I got up very early in the morning,had my bath and headed to his house at 7 am. I knocked and a babe opened the door, so I said to her

ME: hello,

she : good morning .

ME:(i asked) please where is the owner of this house and

 She:( said) he has gone to work,

ME:I said okay no problem,are you his sister? She said no fiancee’ and raised her hands for me to see the ring,and then she said to me don’t you have his number? ME:(I said) sure I do,I WILL call him now.So ,I called him on my way out that I am in his house and he said to me it’s a lie,that besides when did I get back ? I told him,He did not still believe me. 

So I went out and looked for a sign post and described whatever I saw ,he said true he knows the place but am I sure I am in his house?i said okay I need to know his location,so he told me I got there and he was shocked.i told him congratulations I met your wife to be and he was mad and said no that’s his church member and shes just a friend,I said okay what is she doing in your house?was there a vigil there overnight? 

Someone who had the nerves to show me her ring is just a friend in a church? He started waging war there ooo that the babe will leave his house right now ,the girl wants to spoil things for him bla bla bla.i told him bye and he shouldn’t bother about me anymore.he said why didn’t I tell him I was coming? I didn’t even inform him,I said to him so that he will go and hide the girl ,isn’t it?.he was lying and lying explaining bullshit I ignored him. He called me severally, sent text severally but I couldn’t deal so case closed.

SCENE 2: UK –

Relationship lasted almost one year.

I Came back and decided to agree for an admirer who had been bothering my brain for a relationship. So we started a relationship. we stay like 6 to 7 hours drive apart after 4 months because one person had to relocate for work purpose. he comes to see me now and then but my policy still stands : no sex before marriage. so we agreed on going back home shortly after now for wedding. All planned.

On Saturday May 9,2015,I woke up,and I just started packing my things travelling to his place without even telling him,you all know how uk is you can’t just go to visit without informing because you might be left in the cold.But I Knew he would be home because it was weekend.I made sure I sent him a message before I started to check if he isn’t going out. I just asked him how he was and what he was up to so he said ''i am just home sleeping and when I wake up would play PS4 '',I said cool.

so I started my journey of 6 to 7 hours.i got there by Gods grace called his phone severally at the entrance of the main door but he didn’t pick,I pressed the bell to his apartment no response,then I saw an old English woman coming out of the house so I told her I was looking for someone in one of the apartments but seems the person is sleeping that will she let me in ? she said sure why not that do I know the number to his flat? I said yes so I went in and knocked, he peeped through the door and went back,I saw him then again I kept knocking,he then opened the door slightly and slammed it back .I said ah ah what the hell is going on I knocked harder,then I heard a womans voice,I said to myself okay now ,then I banged the door and he opened ,came outside and told me to be quiet,I asked why? And he said somebody is in ,I said is she your mum,he said no my girlfriend,I laughed hard ,then I said who am i? 

I then  pushed the door open and went straight to the sitting room.he came to meet me and said that he was going to tell her i am his cousin,I started laughing,he left and told her that so the woman came out and said hello to me with a hand shake,I looked at her up and down and said hi,and then I started with my guy,I said please repeat yourself ,what did you just say?that I am your cousin? Then the girl started getting suspicious,she said whats going on here ?I Ignored her first of all and requested for my guys phone.he gave me the phone and I deleted all my pictures to start with .the girl was still saying whats going on (shes from Zimbabwe) 

Then I told her to shut up and sit down,that I am in charge here and haven’t  finished,before I could say who de there? Na so one pikin come outside I said heeeeee my eyes has seen my ears today,I asked my guy who is this one again ,I was too shocked to believe what was going on,the girl said ''he is his son''


I said son? I clapped my hands and paced around the sitting room thinking of what to do the the idiot,the girl now said  she was leaving ,I told her not to leave that I will soon be on my way after my investigation.she said no that she was leaving ....so as she packed her bag I asked my guy for how long shes been there he said she just came yesterday,but the girl said it’s a lie that she had been there in his house for a week that he sent her transport fare to come,she was just talking and left but I took the keys to the house and followed her out and collected her number.


I came back to deal with the idiot,so the girl found me on whatsapp sharply and started sending me messages that they have been dating for two years ,that the guy is the father of her son,that she even lost the other baby she gave birth to 3days after birth 3 months ago,she said a lot of things ,then I sent her a message to come back and say it to his hearing because as the girl left he knelt down begging me that please he just met the girl 3 months ago that he is just helping her,that the baby is not his (the baby is one year plus)that people are jealous of our love,they are trying everything possible to break us apart, then I told him to shut up that why then did he deny me saying am his cousin then?

 he was still saying please please baby.baby its you I love,lets start our lives afresh. kai I was very upset,I kept sending the girl messages to come back,he then got up and said who am I texting that he is going to change my sim,bla bla ,I told him he is very shameless,that his sight disgusts me,he now started begging again baby please baby please do you want to kill me,baby ,holding my legs,then I said me baby? I am your cousin not your baby and that I have told the woman to come back,he said to whose house ,who will open the door I said me ,I will open the door because I still had the keys after I followed her downstairs,he said never, then I told him we shall see, so I stood with my hands folded shaking my head and my body and pacing around looking out through the window for the woman to come back,immediately I saw her I ran downstairs to open the entrance door then the main door for her get to in,chai this is the most interesting part......

The woman got in and I said oya family meeting because we are now family let everybody sit down,my guy said he is going out that he doesn’t have time for this nonsense,I locked the door and said nobody is leaving because me when my wereee’ start no Jupiter can stop me,he said I haven’t seen you like this before ,I said to him ''people change people and you still have the audacity to speak after wasting my time,emotions and strength ?''

The woman sat down with her load and baby and her baby pram,then he later sat down because I was ready,the lioness was ready to devour,I told the woman oya shoot,she started talking how they met two years and I asked the guy I thought you said you met her 3 months ago he said no 2 years, and she talked about the baby plus the one that died,I said to him I thought you said this boy is not yours? he answered and asked me what is the big deal? 

There the madness in me started I didn’t know when I stood up and gave this guy gbosaaaaa on his right cheek, hahahahahaahahahahahahhaha omg I said whats the big deal? you moron, the woman was still talking how he gave her money to come, he wouldn’t let this woman speak he started lying again ,I tear am another slap on the left and the woman started laughing profusely and clapping her hands ...

she said please please then he jumped up and placed his hands on his cheeks coming towards me ,I said ''if you dare touch me I will call the cops you pathetic disgusting excuse of a man, you think you can play with my emotions''

 I was too furious and slapped him again and said to him that is for wasting my time idiot,I took my bag and told him may his son not deny him and left, .The girl kept calling me on my phone I didn’t even answer ,she sent series of messages to me ,I told her my candid advice is for her to get a life because he might have somebody else we don’t know about.

This morning she sent me a message showing me another girl he is cheating with ,I told her good luck to her and blocked her on my whatsapp.i am not picking her calls + the idiots calls.

That was my experience on Saturday. one thing is I was too impressed with the slaps I gave him,I felt satisfied and I thank God he never touched me with his filthy hands.

Please ladies those of you dating ,give a surprise visit and see for yourselves things going on .I am glad i am not going to enter into this pathetic marriage because I for enter one chance, unknown polygamy and denial. Serial husband,I for the cry every day,me wey sabi cry.

OLUWA IS INVOLVED,HE LEADS AND I FOLLOW.