ElizaBeth R

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Saturday, 13 February 2016

Men?Step INSIDE Here...Women?Step FORWARD!

Ladies, please come and tell them about those things they do that turn women off generally. Name 'em,shame 'em!




This post might help some men to make something good out of their Valentine and every other day.....Ooops,the Valentine word again..LOL.



-A man with slimy smelly breath thinking his mouth is God's gift to women..OMG...WTFucking ish.

-Check your armpit and get rid of that forest you have been saving,there is no inheritance in there and please stop attaching hair to being a man,you smell of horrible sweat and your armpit hair looks so dirty it could compete with a blonde weave!

-Forcing her head down your privates when she attempts to blow you and then you turn your head away when she attempts to use same mouth to kiss you.


-Stop locking your phone.come to equity with clean hands...

I could go on but let me leave your to voice yours.


Women,You are next tomorrow,the men are gonna call you out!


278 comments:

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The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Let me spread mat and read comments.......


Brb

aminat adekunle said...

Lmao Stella I can't wait 4 we ladies own

Bootylycious diva said...

This is gonna be hot ,my nzu in my hands ,and mouth ,waiting to read comments .

I hate big tummy men is a no no for me

STARRY LARRY said...

Ok oo, they will hear




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

Well,wen a guy smells good and is neat,its a turn on for me. He shld also have respect in his speech,not talking like sm1 that a donkey vomitted. I cnt stand mannerless men. If u like,be ugly,provided ur heart is beautiful and ur pocket is awesome. Aradites and smellos are turn off for me,d aradites,no matter how good u look,u are turn off for me.

Doppelgänger said...

I will wait for women's call out tomorrow.
Men try and trim your nails, ain't nothing sexy about it and shave your privates too.

Dietitian Nez(Diet,the best Medicine) said...

They press breasts as if they are squeezing strong fufu in the name of romance...mcheeww

Anonymous said...

Body odour chai I hate that with passion, dressing shabily, when a guy is too dictative, chewing loudly when eating, some guys complains too much, I hate it when you have a monitoring spirit, mouth odour is a no go area for me.

Anonymous said...

Body odour chai I hate that with passion, dressing shabily, when a guy is too dictative, chewing loudly when eating, some guys complains too much, I hate it when you have a monitoring spirit, mouth odour is a no go area for me.

Anonymous said...

Stop treating to penetrate when she's dry.. u r giving her soars and bruises..

mzjenjulius said...

Enter your comment...my turnoff is broke ass niggahs

Shantelle loves Tuscany said...

Mouth odour
Brown teeth
body odour
hairy armpit
picking your nose/nostrils with em fingers
dirty boxer
chuku chuku Bia bia Aka (long)beard gang
Long nails.

SHantelle

Olori Isis said...

Knowing we don't have too many men here, it simply means this post is still for women. Bad breath, bushy armpit and blokos, smelly armpit, body odour, dirty nails, both hand and leg, having hair inside your shitty yansh and won't shave it off, we are so done nigga. And I hate very hairy guys. Thanks

BoeDazzle said...

Not wearing underwear! !!!!

treasures said...

Stella, u r just too much, u have creativity, which most bloggers don't have.oya let the comments start rolling, this one go sweet pass ihn

Anonymous said...

Stop trying to claim right and talk plenty in public.. it turns me off.

Anonymous said...

Always bury yur ego pride and humble yourself in a relAtionship when yur at fault accept your wrongs and say am sorry keeping malice with your gf is a No No Gosh!

Justina Michael said...

Snoring.

lauretta andra said...

Stingy, stingy and stingy men.

Adeniji Bisi said...

Stella,u wan cause katakata abi..no worry,we men dey here for una like fried rice and chicken

MC Pinky

Princess Adetilewa said...

My darling derives pleasure in locking his phne.. Well I amnt bothered though not happy with it.. So Stop locking your phone come to equity with clean hands...

Nwa Amaka said...

Stop the unnecessary public frolicking dude my maga might be close by.

Stop admiring those actresses cos they are no way close to me.

Stop telling me your woman crush I don't want to know.

Let me think of more.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

There are plenty turn off from men,lemme chill still.

Omasiri said...

When I tell you NO and you are taking it to mean YES and still groppling me

Zombie huntress said...

Lmao

Kzy Brown said...

Arms folded... waiting to learn

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...
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NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

A dirty man turns me off..
Cleanliness is next to Godliness..
If I so much as get a whiff of mouth odour,I'm off.

Body odour makes me nauseous.I like me a man that knows how to use his deodorant and body spray, and keep clean underneath.

I dislike an uncouth man.
If you so much as insult a woman,you've lost me..

I'm turned on by a clean,and good looking gentleman..
A chivalrous man.
A man that turns round to open the car door for me,or pulls up the car for me,a man that pulls up a seat for me..a man that walks behind to protect me..that's my kinda man.
A manly man.

Some People are of the opinion that chivalry is dead. No sir, it isn't.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

If you are a man and you hit your woman on any slightest provocation,you are not a man but a fool and a coward!...
The way you treat your wife now will determine how she will treat you at old age when you are old and weak!....

Women,if your husband hit you once,break a bottle and scatter his head!...show him madness mehn and dude would never lay his hands on you ever again!!...

viva ciara said...

Lol
I hate hairy armpits like hell.
Yuck!

Debra said...

Stella you totally nailed it, I hate smelly men!!! Bad mouth odor, I love hairy men o but I love when their privates is clean, you know!

LaFRESH said...

All listed are turn off for me.

I don't like it when a guy calls always or try chatting all the time. Stop choking me.

HAPPYCHILD said...

some guys dont knw hw to call their women* on phone*

LaFRESH said...

All listed are turn off for me.

I don't like it when a guy calls always or try chatting all the time. Stop choking me.

SILIFA said...

lol. like I saw somewhere. pinching nipples like they are searching for radio station. lmao

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Using his damn tongue to lick my ears like that is supposed to make me wet or what. ..he will be like most girls will kill for this. Any girl killing for ear licky licky should rearrange her life.

Not realising that the long and short of the conversation is...does he dress and smell well? does he have mega money, does he pray, is he facially manageable? Because I am not about to have a pre wedding pix where friends sees him and shout "blood of Jesus".

Men don't realise it that I don't want to marry a man with a long d. Incase if there is any need for a sugar boy tomorrow. The way the world is going , a woman will still need her sugardaddy, husband and sugar boy by her to overcome trying times.

Look at Aunty Flora Anambra, if she kept her sugardaddy, will she be asking for money for pampers. Chris Electronics go love her taya, he will be boasting about her.
Sorry Aunty.

XOXO MYSTERY

Anonymous said...

Biting my nipples,licking my ears,and fingering my arse hole.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

How can I get sdk app installed on blackberryQ10 ? Thanks

Faridah said...

1. Poor oral care. Brown teeth with left over ugu hanging in between. Bad breath that can wake up the dead. And they are the ones who always want to come close and whisper, why na? BAD BREATH KILLS.

2. Scratching, grasping, massaging your dick in public. Most likely because you are very dirty down there.

3. Peeing in public and then attempting to greet me with those same smelling hands.

4.What is that loooong finger nail that looks like small scissors for???

5.Poor Hygiene. I'm very conscious of this. I've seen too much/many greasy necks,scaly skin, wax filled ears, yellow armpit stains,dirty nails etc etc even in corporate environments.

6.Hair under armpits. Maybe some women like this, I find this HORRIBLE. If the arm pit is like that, imagine other areas.

7.That loud, bush,top of your voice accent/tone when talking to people. There's something really attractive about a gentle man, money can't buy class.

8.Stingy men, mommy's boys, violent men. I don't rate y'all as humans.

The End.

Chizzy Grace said...

I knew a guy back then, Prince Sanka in future,short and so irritatingly assured of his handsomeness but I doubt if he ever knew his breath is as bad as a typical Nigerian stagnant water

tracy James said...

Will read comments pls

Cynthia Iyede said...

I hate it when his cloths are everywhere in the house. I hate it when he farts deliberately and says I'm sorry. Such a huge turn off form me....But I loveee it when he makes my favourite dish while I watch. Yes I choose to say the positive too.

Anonymous said...

Don't ask me "Did you cum"..... If i did you should be able to tell from my reaction & breath, you were just on me for 3mins + and 1st thg u ask wen ure done is that silly question, ofcus I'd say yes.... i can't kill someones son oh, asking for another round.

Anonymous said...

Stop kissing her like u want to swallow d whole of her head

Anonymous said...

@ Queen and boss, you will send so many women to the death row. Have you ever visited the prison? Majority of the women there on death row did exactly what you advice them to do.

Vicky said...

Turn on...clean toenails..clean nails..fresh breath...smell nice...clean shaven...

Turn off...opposite of the above

LaFRESH said...

Your last paragraph cracked me up. Lol

Anonymous said...

When a man demand for sex; I hate it! Sex is not same as dating and getting to know each other. It shows me that all his "I love you" mantra is just about pussy and nothing else; oh perhaps boobs. Any man that asks for fuck or starts groping you during courtship or dating does not love you. He only wants to satisfy his lust. And these are the kind of men that will cheat on you in marriage. Such boys should grow up. If you want access to a lady's body, pay the bride price!

Lilly simple said...

Oh Jesu
U got me rolling


My stomach o o

Blackberry said...

Broke men.

LaFRESH said...

Touching or licking my navel. *pukes*

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

I totally agree with you on this.

Anonymous said...

Don't attempt to kiss me 1st thg in the morning b4 brushing.
Don't call anyother girl below 10yrs old sweetheart or dear.
Don't get horny & try to have sex wit me in ur friends house
Don't raise ur voice at me in public or be rude.
Don't compare me with anythg u saw on TV.
Don't condemn the hair i sat for hrs making, just keep shut if u don't like it.
Don't expect me to wear &Co. If we're not married.
Don't tell me of the times u had money, leave it in the past.

LaFRESH said...

Don't use my pics as dp if it's not my birthday.

Anonymous said...

Yes, girl , break bottle & scatter his head , in short go animal on a violent man. That's why I say women should empower themselves physically thru exercising . It boost your energy level and physical endurance;just incase u have to defend your selve or family in the face of a physical aggression.

Freshdew said...

Always wash your hands after using the rest room.

Nmasinachi said...

Xoxo, that ear liking is AMAZING, too passionate, I can't stand it.lol.

Please don't make reference to her please, she is going through enough as it is.

Men with huge d, thinking they are God's gift to women, take several bloody seats, you ain't sh*t if that's all you got, and even worse, you can't use it.
Bad breath, total turn off, automatic take off.
Body odour, gross!
Hairy d, nahhhhhh.
Going south is a two way street, and although I do not like it cos of all the transfer of saliva, you must be willing to go there. Start your trip down there, and I will stop you....

LaFRESH said...

Lwkmd @press breast

Efe Kevin said...

African-American men don't shave their armpits
Why?

Bootylycious diva said...

All these your list na for broke ass nigga s ,you better change lane .

LaFRESH said...

I don't like PDA

Anonymous said...

Men, pay the bride price and then fuck!

To think that many ladies will give vagina tomorrow in the name of "I love you" is really sad. I work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.

And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens!

Bootylycious diva said...

Linda you cant dare it on some men ,some men are born evil ,you break bottle they take it from you and scatter your punana with it.

Anonymous said...

Ooh..i love you for this..my exact turn offs..

Teacher said...

Donkey vomited?



Bwahahahahaaaaassssss

Nwa Amaka said...

Stop twisting the nipple as if you're searching for station on a radio.


Teacher said...

Roars with laughter

Atheist. said...

i was expecting u to say " If he dsnt have money"

Teacher said...

Ah ah
Isnt Ventilation a good thing?

Nwa Amaka said...

Fairytale. Cinderella!

Anonymous said...

How will i know after 30mins of foreplay.

Anonymous said...

Clueless about foreplay and spiting down there just to get me wet. DUDE, IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING YOU WOULDN'T NEED THE SALIVA!!!!!!

Nwa Amaka said...

If your man don't fart in your presence he is hiding alot From you.#fact

Queen Jay said...

Gosh I hate guys with body odour, bad Breath and those that think to fart loudly in public is funny,no shame at all.

Anonymous said...

Clueless about foreplay and spiting down there just to get me wet. DUDE, IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING YOU WOULDN'T NEED THE SALIVA!!!!!!

White Diamond said...

Violent men, whether by actions or words.
I love to know that my man can hold it down, no matter the provocation.

Arrogant men. Who told you that you're God's gift to women?
Or that we need y'all to function?
Puleeze!!

Pigs. I don't get people who believes that a man is supposed to be disorganized.
Mba o. Keep yourself and environment clean.
Why look good why your surrounding is a mess?
Hypocrisy!

Long nail groomers.
Nothing like a guy with blunt, buffed nails.
Sexy!

Odour! Body or mouth, I can't stand it.
And if you don't know how to invest in good perfumes to smell nice in addition, you have to learn abeg.
Good smelling men are irresistible.

Men who can't make decisions.
How will I trust you to protect me, when you're easily swayed by other people's feelings or opinions?

How could I forget cheats.
You cheat on me, I find out, I leave your sorry ass.
Sing the 'all men cheat songs' to birds.

Men who don't keep to their word.
A man's word is his bond.
No matter what.

And finally, all those guys who say yes to no sex before marriage and then, start acting up, when you both begin to date.
Falls under a man's word being his bond sef.

#WhiteDiamondOut

Bee10 said...

I hate arranging his scattered clothes its very annoying because he does it on purpose.

Anonymous said...

Chineke warris dis.

Anonymous said...

Men, pay the bride price and then fuck!

To think that many ladies will give vagina tomorrow in the name of "I love you" is really sad. I work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.

And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens! Girls, there is no "rest in peace" if you did not let babies find peace in your womb when the "mistake" of premarital sex was made. If this is your case and you survived it; repent, we all make mistakes.

The guilty ones who do not want to repent are those that will come under my post to rant. Having said it, they will perhaps hide under anonymous and talk about how "nothing happened"! It takes just one day for the thief and murderers to be caught!

Anonymous said...

I'm praying to God that the "soars" I'm seeing there is from auto-correct...

Anonymous said...

I guess it didn't occur to you that there are many men who read and do not comment?

Where do you think the men who add up those 3000 names on snm come from? Outer space.

Ladies, please nudge the man sitting next to you to read this. There's a 9/10 chance the person has body/mouth odour

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

What is groppling?lol.. Oh! I guess the word you were looking for is grappling.it means to wrestle or tussle.you see why I don't reply your hate words? You just an empty skull.a dullard.little wonder you get all riled up when you read from me.Nne,keeping reading and keep learning.spend more time learning than hating okay?

Anonymous said...

Any one who locks his/her phone has something to hide. Simple.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!! BVs will not "keel" me o!! HAHAHAHA

white Berry said...

When a guy is dressed to die and belongs and the pocket is loaded as in he is got a good job. And you've got a good hair cut and you are neat in every areas not using perfume to cover up and shave off those hairs, mhen those are my turn on.

Sharon john said...

When a guy is dirty and he can keep malice for African ,DAT turns me off.

La Katie said...

You'd be surprised at the number of men that open this blog daily

white Berry said...

When a guy is dressed to die and belongs and the pocket is loaded as in he is got a good job. And you've got a good hair cut and you are neat in every areas not using perfume to cover up and shave off those hairs, mhen those are my turn on.

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

Hello.. The "bushier" the better buhahahaha

THa PRETtiEST said...

I dey join

Joygirl said...

Hohohoooooooooooo
#dead I can't breath
Please add dullingos, men who can't carry a conversation
and don't text me with kk,hwy,gm,wotyusyn, if you are an illiterate find your type, inugo

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

Men stop pressing these breastices too much na..

Mz Chee said...

Horrible dentition/bad breath..Unkempt hair(head,armpit n private)..bad dress sense..dirty boxers n singlets..red eyes..sagging..bad grammar..no sense of humour..loud fart..snoring..chewing noisily..short guys..unemotional guys..etc

La Katie said...

That calling all the time is annoying. I will do ignore the person

Anonymous said...

Them no ask for positive.
Read and comprehend.

Na im make some of you dey write Jamb like say na marriage.

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

U sef Why are u always dry? After 30 minutes of foreplay and u are still dry. Pls goan look for kayan Mata jor

THa PRETtiEST said...

Lmao..i love sdkb

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

Men don't want broke ass biatches too. Basic girls who ain't bringing anything to the table

Anonymous said...

I swear some men and their bad breath ehn, once dey open their mouth e go be like say na pesin die. And their smelling shoes nko? God of Abraham.

Reason why I don't allow men to remove their shoes when they come to my place Even if na palmoil you use cover your shoe wear am like that I no mind. Kpata Kpata I go mop when e commot. Tufiakwa.

white Berry said...

Ehen I forgot when you've got pride in you and talks to much and act like you know it all and lies along mhen this all turns me off most especially lies, if u re an arm robber tell me u re, if I like u I will tk u for dat simple as ABC

THa PRETtiEST said...

Bwuahahahahaha

Mz Chee said...

one thing my bf does that turns me off is, licking my ears n nose wit his lizard tongue..lols..kiss but dont lick them bikonu..i love d way he kisses me tho like he cant get enof.. Missing him already.

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

It's not licking persay
It's blowing in the ear. But most guys no Sabi nada My Mysterious blog paddy how far?

Ladi Michael said...

Men that refuse to take their bath at night b4 going to bed and snoring ones too.#change#

EESAH ﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ said...

Amaka na lie

Anonymous said...

What kind of guy licks your ear and even fingers your ass hole

Anonymous said...

Can remember one like that...sucking your ear while digging the stuff,saliva com full my ear eeeh.The next day,I fiam oo before I become deaf.Abeg oo

Maurin Gabs said...

LaFRESH you be winch???

THa PRETtiEST said...

Sweety...you not giving in to his advances does not guarante that he wont cheat when he wifes you,okay?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha...... U got me reeling with laghter!

Anonymous said...

Lol let me not even lie here am a momma's boy and it might be a problem one day. Am a university graduate living abroad but she still calls me twice everyday...lol some times even more

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Fingering ass hole kwa?
Make him take hand pack shit?

cuteaijay said...

-Quit justifying fornication n citing "all have sinned n gone short of his glory"
-Try and pay for some things even if u r broke, dont always be on d receiving end, smiling, shrugging n saying thanks.
-Dont be rude in public, I'm not ur subordinate.
-Comparing my cooking style with others, its so annoying

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

But I like sloppy kiss sha.

Anonymous said...

Lolll North dick,pesin yab you for one post, you con jump enter another post yab am, it's just a letter difference 'a' maybe na auticorrect correct. Na small pikin dey do both of you. No be today.

THa PRETtiEST said...

My bae squeezes my boobs as if he is washing onugbu(bitter leaf)#turnoff,being rude to me in public..eg,yelling

Anonymous said...

That one na real Cinderella, even snow white join. While he's behind you, na to scope another woman nyansh wey dey waka pass lolll

cuteaijay said...

-Quit justifying fornication n citing "all have sinned n gone short of his glory"
-Try and pay for some things even if u r broke, dont always be on d receiving end, smiling, shrugging n saying thanks.
-Dont be rude in public, I'm not ur subordinate.
-Comparing my cooking style with others, its so annoying

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Hahahahahaha...I don die!!! Anon 14.26 just 'killedt' me.Chisos.

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Permit me to climax under your comment.

Hahahahaha @pinching nipple like searching for radio station. Some men tho?

Hahahahaha

XOXO MYSTERY

SIMATINIYA said...

While some go just dey draw your nipples like say dem dey milk cow..
.very irritating

Pisces said...

Lol

XOXO MYSTERY said...

North Dakota...open a school already . Person no dey fit play with you with bad English.

XOXO MYSTERY

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Teacher,really? I just died!!! Kwakwakwakwakwa.

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Lol

Open door ko, open door ni.

XOXO MYSTERY

Anonymous said...

Forming Hard Niggah when ur Just a scared lil boi!!

XOXO MYSTERY said...

The queen I salute. Some men are powermike where a woman is concerned. She should just run.

XOXO MYSTERY

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Lol

XOXO MYSTERY

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Oh Lawd!!!North Dakota, I gat no words.Hahahahahaha.

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Eesah runaway... Welcome back.

XOXO MYSTERY

Irene B said...

OMG.
There is something I hate so much oooooo.
A guy will be talking to you,he will stretch forth one leg,bend a bit n use one palm to jack his prick n balls up,then bring down the leg.
Jeez

Teacher said...

Perhaps the word is
Groping

Ammie said...

Stella biko where is my comment?

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

North Dakota,open car doors for you,pull up sits for you?In Nigeria,Jesus is coming soon hun.

Anonymous said...

Not brushing/washing/flushing the toilet after using it. In fact general hygiene in using toilets. From peeing on the seats to not washing hands etc

Anonymous said...

Not brushing/washing/flushing the toilet after using it. In fact general hygiene in using toilets. From peeing on the seats to not washing hands etc

Anonymous said...

It haf do nah.Wetin.If you want to keep ur punani to urself feel free but stop preaching doom.It's a free world.My punani is mine to use as I see fit.

Anonymous said...

Tying towel on a dirty body (for a long time) and still clean the body with it after bathing.

zion baby said...

Omg!!!

Anonymous said...

1) Shave, shave, shave armpits, privates, especially those brown armpit hairs.
-Please USE A DEORDORANT STICK(roll-ons) on your armpits/underarms. African men please. Perfumes sef na luxury, use a fucking male roll-on to curb that ordor/sweat from the armpit! Together with your after-shave on the chin & temple is enough to give u that fresh clean attractive , turn on smell.

(Use of deodorant/roll-ons goes for women armpits too. Use it more than perfume). Perfume is a luxury .

2) Your mouth, hmmm abeg brush b4 coming to bed especially at night & especially if your are a kisser; whether up or down dia. Love making has to be percieved, feel & smell clean mbok!!

3) Don't eat peppery food , drink wine, then all of a sudden U want to give me head. You want to pepper hot my vigina? You dey craze ? The VJJ is very sensitive.

4) During fingering tins , don't be rubbing my clitoris with all your power. You want break..am? Being too hard on the clit especially with a very dry finger, will cause it to loose sensation & defeat its purpose of arousal.

5) Men , clean/wipe well/ use water if necessary after you finish pooing. If you have anal hair it's imperative that U clean your ass good. Shit dey hang on those hair.

6) Don't bite on the nipple. Suck/ latch on it . It is laced with nerve endings & so it is very sensitive too.

7)Men who don't dress well & refuse to take dressing recommendations from their women. Can't stand a man w a bad coordination of his outfits. Or some who are stuck in the 80s.

8)Huge turn off is a man who argues word for word w a woman.
- A man who would insult a woman with all kinds of obscenity is a turn off. Even if the lady is my rival, it means that's how u will insult me too when the occasion presents. Bye bye.

9) Can't stand a pot bellied fellow or a heavy set dude. Loose that fat, it's unhealthy. At 40 & above that belly fat will cause a lot of harm; erectile dysfunction, diabetes & some other metabolic disorders & related.

10) Can't stand a guy with soft , chubby body; like say u be woman. Abeg your body has to be firm , toned, with some muscle.
So hit the gym or go start running on a trail, start lifting some weights.

On the whole , it's hygiene, physical & a healthy looking body for me.

Note, body ordor comes from the mouth, armpits , perineal area(pubic, anal), your feet(re smelly feet/toes), hair , ears. So cleanliness from head to toe is imperative .

11) huge turn off is a man who 'kisses and tell', means you still have some growing up to do.

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe this women on sdk will not kill me.. lol.. I guess she meant 'sore'.. lol.. this post is interesting.. I can't wait to hear wat the men have to say abt women.. Stella can like gossip and gist..lol

EuuJay said...

As in..... Ofia afulu agu! !

Anonymous said...

Abegi missing him kor.say what turns you off and swerve....

Anonymous said...

Faridah.... ur boyfrnd or husband is going to read this and feel bad... Chaiii.. lol

Iyke Emma said...

Then you have to be over clean for me to knw what I'm suppose to do down there

Eka Joy said...

Eesah, inyama. U wan make dem dey find ur tiny pick for there?

Onyima Judith Peter said...

Lwkmd

richard said...

If you see the faces of these girls now you go run. They are here forming standards. Abi no be una dey for snm. Orangutan and king Kong faces having an opinion on men too lol

Anonymous said...

OMG u jst killed me... lol.. Stella u will hear gist today tire.. these Bvs are killing me..lwkm

Shantelle loves Tuscany said...

Booty this is the reason you keep having 'F' in english lang' . It clearly states 'Things that turn women off generally'. Stella didnt ask us to talk about the men we'v dated.
Pls stop this nonsense....abi talk just dey hungry you?

SHantelle

I.Y said...

Lmao @hanging ugu

Anonymous said...

Ladies the things men will say about u all will be too much to read oo.. me sha can't wait.. lol

Iphie dearie said...

I think she meant groping hun.

Groping: When used in a sexual context means touching or fondling another person in an unwelcome sexual way using the hands.

Iyke Emma said...

Lol get ready for us tomorrow. We will finish you people.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!! This wan pass Cinderella o. Babe you say you want person wey go open gate and carry chair for you? Abi wetin you talk??

Babes you gats wake up o.
I'm not saying it's not possible, but you gats wake up fast.
Maybe na another specie you dey find but a nigger from Nigeria to do that, erm, well I'm not saying it's not possible o....ehen..



Nwamaka, no be this babe dey ask for Enid Blyton books the other time???? ?.... No wonder.... Buahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tunde Ariyo said...

Please flee instead of sending yourself either to jail or to the hospital.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, me too. Untilnmy hubby turned into one! Aiyaya!!!

Anonymous said...

Girls that's come across to needdy and they're always trying to compare you with their girlfriend politician sugar daddy are turn off, and girls have mouth odur too so stop making it sound like its just the guys, and please ladies keep your cookie box clean and shaved, I don't want to be pulling hairs out of my teeth. Lastly girls stop asking who every girl in our life is, if we are not married sweetie I owe you just 50% of my attention !!

Anonymous said...

Guess you hang around donkeys a lot, but I feel you jare.

Eka Joy said...

Gosh, I hate ear nibbling too. Takes away the sexual feeling.

Eka Joy said...

Is that what they asked u? Busy body.

Anonymous said...

I'm in my twenties and my first boyfriend who disvirgened me is 18years older.... he was class personified! Wears white panties, has a calm voice oh I miss his voice and converses really well, sadly we had to break up because my felt I was too young to get married at the time,i was 21 years old then and that was 6 years ago...
I have tried to date other younger guys since then but....
Meet A, 31 no real source of income, talks with fake American British accent,went on 5 dates with him and moved on! Can't deal
Meet B, 30 years old, yahoo boy and can't seem to set his priorities straight. Chats with xup? How far? Innit! Etc moved on after a while
Then meet C,35 staff with mobil,spends more time in club than his house...believe he is The best thing to women since washing machine! Arrogant etc
Then finally D,33 great gossip, has no idea when to shut up!
I love older men, *screaming* I LOVE OLDER MEN, their maturity, the class....
Don't blame me, I am just an old soul in a young lady's body

Anonymous said...

North, e kaliwa ihe biko!! Ur my "bestest" on ds blog since I read one particular comment u made on chronicles some weeks bk.. leave dz people mhen! Let it go. Biko let my love 4u nt decrease nah!

divalicious said...

lazy men, nagging men, abusive men, arrogant men.


Itk men, stingy men

No no no no no no

Anonymous said...

Keeping reading??? @ North Dakota. In a bid to correct Omasiri, you sef gbagaun.
Bottom line: no one is above mistakes and no one knows it all.

Nyinyez said...

Keeping reading? Huh?

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Kwakwakwakwa...

La Belle said...

Snoring, poor hygiene, disrespectful... amongst others.

BLOGBRITY said...

A guy that is over interested in his looks n all. Looking more cute than a gay.

A guy with rough hair especially rough low cut hair

A stingy guy pisses me off

Anonymous said...

Lol. Omatta guys packing

Faridah said...

Chi, that wan is not sloppy kiss o. That wan is as if he wants to pour saliva from his intestine down your throat.

When he's not a puppy, who sloppy kiss epp sef?

richard said...

You go old. Aunty gwegs. Look for morris chestnut na... The question is how neat are you and your privates too ????

Anonymous said...

When a guy is handsome as in good looking, dress well, focus and has something tangible upstairs

Faridah said...

@anon 16:00

Kpele, you tick ALL the boxes abi? Buy breath mints, perfume and Google hygiene habits.

That should help.

But if you still happen to have that death defying body odour, well I don't know.

As for reading and comprehension, I can't help you, apparently you are just DULL. Go back and read Stella's post carefully, it's things that put you off, not necessarily things that you experience.

If you're stuck in a cage and don't mix up with other humans, travel or have a job etc, I guess you won't understand. Ciao!

The General's Wife said...

See as una dey laugh person.
It's not good.Stopeeeit!

The General's Wife said...

Yea Sassy n Nwa Amaka,some Naija men stil open doors for their ladies.

Me? Money,bn loaded makes all Imperfections perfect!

Faridah said...

I know I love older men too... *sigh

Anonymous said...

A quarrelsome man.A man who keeps maliceA stingy man.A man who chews clitoris and pours saliva on the pussy..yuck!!!!
A proud man.A man who twists my nipples angrily as if they have a quarrel all in the name of foreplay.A man who uses your past or your secrets against you
A stingy mAn
A stingy man
A stingy man
A stingy man

Anonymous said...

Richard this has nothing to do with beauty. Have you seen anyone mention handsome or ugly here?

Just pick up a pen and write down all the points here so you can upgrade yourself,you sound like a mega loser.

Maybe, next time you join snm, you'll have some thing to offer the ladies there.

It's pretty difficult to carry a conversation successfully when you have bad breath '

Lilly simple said...

@ anno 16:22
Muahhhhhhhh to u
No mind d Wole Soyinkas and Chinue Achebes we have in dis blog

Anonymous said...

Oga, mumu ika, wait for tomorrow you hear?

Hope you don't expect 100%attention too o. You sound like someone who sucks his thumb and whines, awful

bv fine gal said...

LmBIGao... unlike you, I will say"no, I didn't cum" and the guy says "are you sure?"smh

Anonymous said...

Anony 16:19 your are not alone. Same feeling here, I am a young lady with an old soul. I find attractive good looking, slim , well toned older men. That's why my all time crush includes, RMD, SLS, G. Clooney , John King(CNN North America White House correspondent). Something to do with men in the late 40s & early 50s; and a mix of greying & black hair.

Also got this younger than me (4yrs younger) fellow in my uni days. His level of maturity is amazing. Such a hardworking, blessed, kind, benevolent , respectful, classy , stylish with a mind blowing swag. I am his crush till till. He is probably trapped in a young man's body. So this life is so mixed up.

Lilly simple said...

Na Nwa Amaka talk ham




Hehehehehehhehehehh heheheheheh

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN. said...

@ iphie and teacher, whether its groping or grappling, bottomline is, omasiri is a dunce. You cant take that away. @Xoxo mystery, i will take that under advicement.@nwamaka, not only cinderella oo, add ariel and barbie its my fairy tale to spin, why don't you spin yours? My blog crush,no vex,i am in the mood today. Tomorrow will be a diff story. Na so my own be oh! Lol.

Anonymous said...

Men who think they are Gods gift to women. U don't call,u cheat , u lie and manipulative. Do u kno my bf of 3 years broke up with me yesterday cos I'm too loving . Mr O. O. O. That works in SLB and lives at VGC ur doom just got started. U ain't seen anything yet, u think cos ur tall u can keep breaking hearts left right and centre. I pity the next lady ur going to date cos it's going to be a matter of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Anonymous said...

Lol! Me too o. Hubby was sexy now he has started to protrude!!! Instead of checking himself E still dey there dey form sexy. Dnt knw how to tell him he is turning me off if me that has a baby still dey try abeg watin be E own excuse??

radiant D said...

Hahaha

radiant D said...

Lol

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

OMG... Dietician, your head dey there.. @ pressing breast like strong fufu. Mtchwww.

Whatever kiss Dat is, wen kissing and him trying to shove his tongue down my throat. Yuck.. Biko Kwa.

Anonymous said...

Anon 16:17 I get you Hun ! How I love older men! Broke up with my bf of 2 years because he is so insecured

radiant D said...

Samehere

Anonymous said...

I hate a guy that chats with any other person in front of you!! Such disrespect! Abeg unless u are just signing off a million dollar deal, TALK and communicate with ur partner sitter in front of u. Men can be so anti social at times..downright boring.

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

Nwa Amaka, u just killed me now. Buhahahahaha. Rotfl.

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

Anon 15.22,nndo.lol.

Ronalda said...

Lol! You guys are quite hilarious. Believe it or not, there are still a few gentlemen who actually open and shut doors for their ladies. They may not have all the qualities listed but chivalry is well alive in them. It's all about culture and home training.

I was raised to see all the men in my life treat women, generally, with so much respect. It was after we relocated to Nigeria I noticed that some cultures ‎actually attribute treating women like slaves, as being "manly" and some women's mentalities have been so bastardized that they find such aggression normal and acceptable.

My dad, brothers and even my hubby, open doors for women generally, not just their wives. The uphold the "ladies first" principle. We already raised our son that way. My little angel is only 10 years old but he's a perfect "gentleman" lol! I get glowing reviews from his teachers at school and that makes me a very proud mama.

The culture here is different, men were raised to show affection through different ways and most ladies wouldn't even wait for their men to open doors for them. They may even find it laughable because they find it strange.

Oh! Of course, for those who can't wait to burst holes in the remotest sign of a happy marriage or relationship, allow me save you the energy. No, opening doors for ladies doesn't mean he wouldn't cheat, happy now? However, regardless of a man's character flaws, he should treat his woman like a queen.

Anonymous said...

so I am very busty, I hate it wen I am in an enclosed place with dh and the first thing he always does is to start fondling my boobs,and begging to suck, and wen he does, he latches on like a baby, it is so annoying and childish. why must he be so f***ing needy all d tym.

Anonymous said...

Crying while releasing after 3mins of sex, stingy, thinks he is d best thing to women after brilliant weaves, he regurgitates chews d food again n swallows, bad breath, 0% dress sense, unkempt hair, arrogant... even with his plenty money, I still took to my heels... can't deal abeg... every shade of turn off

Lilly simple said...

I hate kiss n tell guyz

Body smell generally

My motor is if I can't kiss u I can't date you
So I watch out for mouth smell

I met a guy, d few days I went to his place I never saw him brush, but he uses Listerine mouth wash morning n night, that was a big turn off for me, he got about 20 empty bottles of listerine

I ran, abeg I can't shout

Anyman that use sex has a pay back from a lady
Eg a lady looking for job and u'r in d position to help *connect* her and u demanding for Sex, even b4 u made an effort


No no no for me

MamaOj said...

We are out together and all u do is stare and drool over other girls around? I could just excuse mysef & walk out on u wtout turnin back. It's a big No no 4me. But if DH does dis all d tym, cud he be a cheat?

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