Today we have a stand alone gist and hopefully there will be more tomorrow...if not then till next week!...Astalabista baby!
STAND ALONE GIST
I remember when we were in school in the cold city of Jos, in Plateau State (oh...how I love that city). I was walking to school with friends. A little flashback before this day. Madmen and women had become a little bit rampant
then, and we were wondering were they were coming from, and why. Anyway, as we were talking a madman was coming towards us, and as he reached us, he grabbed one of my friends nearest to him, and kissed her.
It was gross. She screamed and slapped him. When he ran away, we sympathized with her, but our sympathetic faces gradually burst into laughter.
When we got to school that day, she was brushing her teeth, (she bought brush and toothpaste on the way) and we were giving the rest of the class gist about what happened, someone told us that she and her mum went to the popular farin gada market, and as they entered, a madman was in hot pursuit of a woman that sold tomatoes in the market.
When he caught her, he quickly undressed her, and slam, he was inside. People ran up to them and was separating them when the woman started screaming in Hausa 'ku bari, ya riga ya shiga ciki ciki' meaning "leave him, he has already entered inside inside".
Since then, when I see a madman coming from far, I normally cross to the other side of the road, unless I'm in a car.
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