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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Saturday Laughs.

 LMAO...happy Saturday People -Enjoy!




















































Laugh wan kill me...
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car
on the board.
He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would
receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go
home.
On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to
push the car except one young lady who remained
in her seat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his face
seeing that somebody has been cured of madness
went to her and asked, "You, why
didn’t you join your mates to push the car"?
She replied "don't mind those mad people, they are
just fooling themselves . . . Hahaha, they don't know that the car key is in my pocket.


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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH AN ONLINE GIRL. 

Girls are cheap.
I have tried to convince this girl on facebook and BBM to visit me but she always tell me that she is busy. Her profile pictures was always tempting her curves, her boobs name it everything make sense.
I decided to take it to another level at my own expense. . .
Hope you know what I mean?
So at last I was able to decode her to give me her number, I called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number.
We talked for a while and I discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place, I said within me;
"Kai see food oo"
As an award winning womanizer convincing her was just like counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit me next week Thursday.
Thursday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her honey pot.
Thursday finally came, I called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming. She said in affirmative, I arranged my room immediately, bought 8 condoms (Guess it was too much)
Around 10.am she knocked on my door, she dressed seductively and was charming . . .
I chuckled" Today na Today"
I laughed within me. . . .
You know why I de laugh?
Because I just draw ur attention now.
See as you dey serious de read this story. . .
My dear I wish you can learn how to read your bible like dis. . . I bet you God will like it and be happy.

See your head!

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L A U G H !  L A U G H !!   L A U G H ! ! !

One day, Ben went to church to pray. 
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Baptist Girls High School.
Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .‎



39 comments:

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    1. @ my father's funeral, just finished crying... that git me rotf lmfao.

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    2. That 'auntie buy oh tick' killed me,lol.

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    3. These are really hilarious. I actually scrolled through them all.
      http://zuluobanor.com

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    1. Are you back?
      How is your baby

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    2. Richbee my love, not fully back o! Will be back fully when am back in Naija. How are u sweetie?

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  3. Hahahaha! When you hit your sibling hard and frantically apologises. My sister no dey hear abeg o, if you like promise her your 3 square meal, promise say you go help am do her homework, beg am to hit her own back, even if it takes 1 whole hr, she must scream, moan come form like person wey buffalo nack till my mama see am...

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  4. Hahahaha! When you hit your sibling hard and frantically apologises. My sister no dey hear abeg o, if you like promise her your 3 square meal, promise say you go help am do her homework, beg am to hit her own back, even if it takes 1 whole hr, she must scream, moan come form like person wey buffalo nack till my mama see am...

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  5. Fis yer ailasis hia? I thinks they mean to write fix your eye lashes here! Kwakwakwakwa, pohopohopoho. Laffs so on point. Mad people though.

    Last to comment na child of devil!

    Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

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  6. Henhen.... Ben ur story really cracked me.

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  7. Hahahahahaha the one about a job getting in the way of living my life is true

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  8. The last one reminds me of Stella plenty adverts for free. Lmao.

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  9. @stella way to fool this free loaders on your blog . Collect some free adverts others will start paying thinking they've paid for it. Lmao.

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  10. so funny. especially the joke of the mad people

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  11. Hahahaha.....it started two weeks after independence. E don teh

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  12. LMAO. Na really driver for girls Baptist school.

    LOVEMEJEJE

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  13. Played that rope and flat "canters".

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  14. I like the jokes! So funny. LMHO

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  15. Fis ya ailadis...the korokoros at Iga Idunganran by Moshaashi in Lagos Island, where they stamp and imprint souvenirs, I saw *stiamp ya siovaners*. Hahahahahaha.

    Landlord...please don't go in. Chai.

    Funny all.
    Thanks Stella Kork

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  16. Let me laff like SantašŸ‘‰hohohohohohoho
    I lurrrrr dem all.
    Weldone Stella for making me laff .

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