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Sunday, 28 August 2016

Sunday In House Gists..

You will not believe what gist two has to offer us..my mouth was hanging open as i read.....The 20k up for grabs was for yesterday in house gists and today is not included but someone downloaded stuff you need to read...OMG!






GIST ONE

Dear SDK,
In house gist is the segment I love most  on your blog after the weekend laughs. Let me share mine.
Last month I boarded a bus 'danfo' at a park in Ikotun which was to go to Ipaja. I went in and sat at the rear seat close to the right 'window'. We were three at the back. 

The conductor started collecting money from every one.When he got to me , I paid him. When he asked the man seated next to me for his transport fare, the man mumbled some words.This infuriated the conductor and so he screamed at the man only to realize that the man was a well known mentally disturbed person whose well dressed appearance deceived us. 

On finding out, the conductor shouted, "Chai, mad man dey inside motor,na mad man be dis oh!" . Omo, see as everybody for the bus begin to scatter run commot from the bus,including me.

Unfortunately, the mad man no run  commot but was laughing loudly and  there was a woman at the extreme who sat beside him('left window') and couldn't get out as the mad man obstructed her way. She kept on screaming "Aiye mi o, I don die today oh, if this mad man bites me today, I don finish. Please help me ooo, Angel Ralpha!;" we didnt know what to do to help her. Na so Laugh been wan tear our belle down that day.


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GIST TWO


Good day nwunye korkus
Be blessed forever 

Long read alert
Hmmmmmmmm
You see in this life ashawo no dey pay everybody ohhhhhh,that's why some people use juju,every hustle was a hit from UNN to Allen avenue lagos to bonny island to Abuja. Omo in all this hustle I no see pass 70,000naira in one game.


So let's start with UNN days in off campus, when I got admission into that school Hmmmmm my parents were convinced that I would make them proud but whossaai! Punanny no gree dey one place, I saw freedom and wanted to explore, I got one boyfriend then from our village campus meeting,i wanted to start big so I went for our president, that was the beginning of my undoing......he got me so many gifts from designer perfume save to wristwatches but I dey dey collect STD in return, every time wen we go gbnesh.....we no dey use condom because him prick small like my middle finger, I no know say Bros get serious untreated mighty gonocacus, if we just finish like this him go mix dettol for water take clean me........ 1st day....2nd day..... discharge plus serious oko T-junction every where....kai I scratch the thing sotey if I dey waka, person go think say I get boil for my thigh because of the blisters I don give my punanny.


 It continued Ohhhhhh till second year I got another boyfriend....this one di*k na oseeei.....very big...we go gbnesh from evening till morning sotey him lodge mates then go come camp for front of him room dey wank because I sabi scream......I can scream for africa!

Hmmmmmmm

From there na so I meet some girls Wey begin teach me way, abortions nko Ahhhhhh na monthly affair sotey we get packet of PT strip for room.......GOD forgive us ohhhhhhh..these days wen we call ourselves we joke that our children would have been 10years...9years by now.....hmmmmm. So back to my gist......we come begin follow bankers then for Nsukka at least per night at all at all we go see 2k......na so one of my friends then tell me one day say one big manager den no wan leave am ohhh say she no want because the man wowo for the whole of Africa,come fat like fool, so we planned to drug him to sleep and run away with his money.

 he already promised to give us 50k for threesome, so off we went to a chemist and told the guy we needed sleeping injection, so the guy gave us, my girl don book appointment with him for hotel, so we got to the hotel,ordered drinks and food, as them bring glass cups I excused myself to rinse the cups in the bathroom and I put the mixture in his own cup and served him in the glass cup.

 Minutes after Hmmmm guy man begin shake like person Wey convulsion dey catch, hmmmmmm......voooooom ka statement mma.....na so I look my girl give am sign...we told him to lie down that maybe he's stressed, he agreed and laid down....guyman close him eyes, no movement..... na so we collect the money take race commot for the hotel ehhhhh....

As we reach house around 4pm na so we dey pray say make the man no die, no sleep for us ohhhh na so my girl phone ring by 2am, na the man number dey call, chai.........we gather liver come pick am,

Man: where you baby

My girl: (Ahhhhhh) baby how can you behave like this, you just slept like that......mtchewwwww am disappointed.

Man: oh baby I don't know what happened I will make it up to you
My girl just off phone.

Na so my ministry started expanding I started following my friends for lagos ashawo runs,(please don't ask me if I was studying in school at all) we would stay in a brothel for 6k a week and stay 2weeks......spirit of fuckery bad ohhhhh....registration is strictly by fucking the man without condom and still pay ohhhhh.......at night we would go to clubs or stand on the road at Allen but most nights na for club we dey get customer.........5k per night sometimes we get up to 20k....Sometimes e go be like say no body dey see u that day...nobody go even price you................those days na vex I dey use go house.........


how I followed men to hotels and houses I didn't know and still came out unhurt still surprises me......until one day.........I followed my friends to one club in ikeja.......dancing started and I noticed particular guy no wan rest for my matter, we got all cuddled up and smooching in the club and he asked for my price, I said 30k, he didn't even bargain and off we went to his place, turned out to be an old abandoned family house in one place like that,nobody in sight so I started planning my exit in my mind because I was uncomfortable, he got on me immediately and as a nollywood actress I started drama, I started talking to an imaginary person in the room.....

Me: why do you always follow me about? Why are you here now.....he will sleep with me without condom and you have him already.

Him: who are you talking to?

Me: my spirit husband is always disturbing me,he said he needs your sperm else he will kill you.

Him: what is this rubbish? Who do you think you are........*rushes to his wardrobe 
 Na so I just stand up, pick race and ran out half naked around 2am. Omo I slept on the road ohhhhh.

Abuja and bonny stories na story for another day as I became more careful, so many attempts to use me as money ritual.....hotel room or nothing, HIV Free up till today but hustle never pay. I don repent sha. Na the guy I dey date now na im I dey pity.....oko T-junction is back with discharge but Oga boyfriend will not sex without washing my plate thoroughly thereby swallowing pussy juice......biko say a prayer for me and vote me so I can use the money to treat my oko T.




107 comments:

em jay said...

Hmmm.

MYS fabric bags 08134794565,2BC3F175 said...

Choi, gist 2 is the 'bump'

Taiwo Abdussalam said...

Gist one...lwtmb...can't stop laughing

Chiamaka L said...

What a very stupid tale @Gist2... Na girls like you dey give the womenfolk bad name. Now you wan forum repent? Please go and treat yourself and inform your partner to treat himself as well. I'm voting gist 3 from yesterday

pwetty sunshyne said...

Hmmmmm
He get weytin person no go read for here.

pwetty sunshyne said...

Hmmmmm
He get weytin person no go read for here.

Anonymous said...

Chizez!!!!

vee said...

Nawaooooooo Gist 2

stunning slim shady said...

*thinking aloud* shud I read today's ihg or not? Ok Ana ma bia.

White Diamond said...

Gist two, wth?!!

Oh my!

See the very dangerous thing about this oral sex?
If you want to do, let it be with your spouse o, whom you're sure of their status.
This is not fair maynne.

#WhiteDiamondOut

BA said...

OMG@POSTER 2.

Anonymous said...

I think emjay sent gist 2

chiclahot said...

Hmmm!
I pity your future pastor.when in future you have problems that defy medical solution, your pastor will be the one in trouble. You will be complaining that his prayer is not hot enough.continue!

Elixir Ray said...

Are you for real? Why won't you just be nice to yourself and treat your infection?

stunning slim shady said...

*thinking aloud* shud I read today's ihg or not? Ok Ana ma bia.

Shardai said...

@poster2, you need Jesus. May God Almighty make you whole.

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos? do you need a quick loan within 24hrs without collateral. call 07037873466 said...

Gist 2 is just a chronicle and all you need is to "REPENT ". I pray God forgives you

OluVee said...

Are you for real @ gist 2?

christabel said...

Gist one is actually very funny. I've not read it to the end before I burst out laughter. As for gist 2, diary of a runs girl. Your grace long well well

onyii lugo said...

Gist 1

nice said...

Gist 2 is really a serious one

Godiya said...

Gist 1 is too funny. I don laugh taya. Gist 2, well done o

Miss Ferragamo said...

I join you do hmmm. Wetin person no go see.

Anonymous said...

Gist two
Woww just wow
People de really hustle o
Poverty na bastard. I fit dash you money. How do I contact you?

Anonymous said...

Gist one I laughed and laughed

Chysugar said...

Hian!!!.. Raises "Beyonce" hands for gist 2...

Anonymous said...

Gist 1 can't stop laughing.

Drealbarbz said...

Gist 2...I hope for ur sake dis is a made up story?
Btw, i found it disgusting, not funny.

Shennel said...

Jesus is Lord😶😶

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Jesus!
Lmao @ oko T junction..

Mabel said...

Wey that Stella beyouncee PIC...abeg help me deliver it to poster2

Emilia Peter said...

Na wao

1nigeriangirl said...

Emjay lemme perch! Stella gist two should be reported to law enforcement. You're pure evil, watching him give himself cancer karma has your address. After all your yeye waka you don't have a dime to your broke ass, you're coming here to beg 20k.This ur story better be forged o, or else. The thunder,... The thunder..

sweetest baby on sdk said...

Ehhhhhh!!!! Gist 2 you say?

Chidinma Gift said...

Gist 2 Poster... Abeg make una give am the money make im use am treat imsef! Hope say you don repent true true

IVORY said...

Please kindly treat you ish before you kill someone's son with pussy juice.

The best amongst the cuties said...

Gist two... Chai. Many girls we see these days do runs no be small. I had this bunch of friends that were into the business, although dem no dey stand for road sha. I keep wandering how they were able to scale tru without STDs or aids, Sote dem dey their husbands' houses now.

Ada Onyema said...

What is Oko T? Gist 2 is it a funny gist or life lessons? I'm confused

Anonymous said...

I raise beyounce hand for gist two.... I'm not judging you . But I was a bitch too in school. From ph to Lagos to Benin to dubia. I duck both sex young or old for money. Three some,orgies you name it . The dad part is in from an average family but my eyes just dey outside. I fucked ny cousin , daddy's friend ,my landlord in school my friends boyfrnds and men friend's sister's husband the list is endless . I'm married now with a kid and I am so ashamed to say I had slept with 3ladies and 7men and 2 men have seen my naked . Oh God help me. I think I'm being punished by God cos my marriage I'm stressed this is not what I planed for my self. I need help. Pls I need someone to help me here. Sdkers come to my rescue.

calabar Chick said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Never laughed this hard,
Funny story @poster 2
More grease to ur punani.

Anonymous said...

What is oko t junction?

Anonymous said...

Gist 2....but I still pity guys that gives head to random whom they don't know their past life or might have infections.

PL THE GREAT said...

@gist 2 What type of disgusting story is this?? Please keep your filthy tales of looseness inside your panties; that is if you even own one. God is indeed very merciful. This is beyond filth.

Anonymous said...

Gist one is really funny.

JENNIFER OMONIYI said...

Gist one has it for me. Really funny

2B8DC62D said...

Lord have mercy on we innocent men. *sideeyes

Chinyere Ekwueme said...

My dear just forget about the past and live ur life, God ll$ see u thru just make sure u don't go back to ur old ways

Anonymous said...

Gist 1 win am, gist 2 are you mad you b reli ashwao, so you nor fit keep your toto for one place idoit dey find 20k to treat ya self, you are so fucking annoying

esther ese said...

Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Gist 2, i will say a prayer for you!
You went about this the wrong way. From what you wrote, i can deduce you are barely educated. You wasted years meant to get an education in search of sex. Bear in mind that i am not holy. I have dated married men but with caution. I am married now and very educated. You could still get over this. Please send your account number. Walking with this type of disease isn't cool. Please close your pussy and be a mermaid. I did a bit of that too. Don't allow your pussy do the thinking but your head. Please send your account details.

Anonymous said...

Who fuck epp?

Anonymous said...

What the feck is oko-t? Gist 2 you are a demon. Why allowing someone suck Oko-t from you?

Bee10 said...

Na wa

Gist 2 it is well with your soul

Giselle Lawrence said...

It's OK dear, just pray to God, you will be fine. May our Lord give you his strength, I pray he comes to your aid.

Amaka said...

Gist two is da isshhhh

Giselle Lawrence said...

Gist 1 is funny funny funny funny. Hehehehehe.
Gist 2 hmmm not gonna judge you,just draw yourself to God, He is your strength. I wish I could help you with the money, but I pray God sends you your helper.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. Its about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can*

Adadioramma said...

Git 2 is so entertained. Gist 1 is so funny. Voting don expire for yeterday sha.

Isolde Fontaine said...

Gist one is very funny I really laughed out loud, Gist two made me speechless. It is well!

Anonymous said...

Gist 2 Men..hmmm Men, U see our lives. The moment we get gal for IG or twitter or fb or meet in. Na so we go dey race to fuck, meanwhile..we no know her body count, we no know her sex history, we no even know her disease history, even juju history.
Married Men na we stupid pass with spirit of greed fidgeting the trouble we wud put our family or we are even putting them already. The 5k, 10k or 20k u wan give that Olosho, he fit carry your pikin go shoprite or pay their lesson fee. Chai chai

Anonymous said...

To any stupid Man wey dey shout disgusting, but u dey fuck gal wey u no know her medical or sex history. I say waka to u.

Anonymous said...

This life ehn, after whoring upandan u didn't end up with HIV, still one innocent girl like dat will just want to be a little careless for once and bam, na HIV be dat.
I don't know how u girls do it sha. Una liver pass my own. Had to leave a guy I loved so much cos of fear of him dashing me one disease or d other cos guy can flirt for Africa. Had to let him go cos healthy me is a happy me.
Sdkers, pls dash her d 20k so she can treat her oko junction since she s got no legacy from her whoredom.

The best amongst the cuties said...

Anon 15:05, nawa o. I don't understand, na as u don marry u sleep with 3ladies and 7men? Bcs ur write up isn't clear.

Jack Brenda said...

Gist two. It better be fake or else you face karma in full and heavy force. God forbid

Anonymous said...

Awww @anon 14.47. Very kind of you to think that . There are still kind ppl. Thanks on her behalf God bless u more xx.

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

Gist 2 left me speechless.......I'm lost for words!!

Gist1....had a good laugh wit your gist..
*Faithful bv*

White Diamond said...

No be the guy wan die there?

If you tell them to be cautious, dem dey gree?

Tomorrow now, another hideous disease would emerge and we'll start screaming 'end time. '

#WhiteDiamondOut

White Diamond said...

No be the guy wan die there?

If you tell them to be cautious, dem dey gree?

Tomorrow now, another hideous disease would emerge and we'll start screaming 'end time. '

#WhiteDiamondOut

Debbie me said...

I don't know if to laugh or to pity gist 2, hmmm. Comment reserved.

Jessica Braimah said...

Abeg gist1 deserves that 20k too funny ..

Vivienne Nwabueze said...

Can you imagine? Upon all the runs, nothing to show for it, coming here to look for 20k. Thunder go fire you this gist 2 poster.

Anonymous said...

Go for deliverance, you are possessed.

Smiles said...

Gist 1: boring


Gist 2: fake

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Choi!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

T junction is pussy...
Oko is itch...

Miss Olamide said...

Poster 1 got me rofl, I cant imagine what I would av done if I was d lady who got stucked in her sit..

Poster 2 I carry yansh give u.. eheh.. sm girls dey try

victoria usip said...

I vote gist one...angel rapha that got me cracking!!!!

Gist two....nne go to mfm if this story is true.

Anonymous said...

The thunder ⚡! The thunder ⚡ that will fire you ehn

Anonymous said...

Gist 1

DOMINA said...

Gist 1

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm🚶🚶🚶🚶 bad market,better open gofundme page,waka waka yet nothing to show,local ashewo

Anonymous said...

The body count doesn't match the list u stated up there, e suppose Don reach 30, I am not judging you, I know ur type, u can even sleep with us sister's husband.

Eno said...

What? Gist 2 isi gini?

2B8DC62D said...

How do you mean we should help you, come take you out of the marriage or what? Huh

Prolly *just me* said...

White diamond
Giving head to one's spouse these days is dangerous except you are sure that your spouse is faithful. Some married men and women also sleep around contacting various STDs including AIDs. May God help us

Prolly *just me* said...

Poster two so you could not f#ck in those days and raise money to treat your gonorrhoea, where you re-infected? Is your current bf a broke ass and doesn't give u money? Come and give us the concluding part next weekooo.
Pls doctors in the house what effect will the swallowed infected juice have on the man?

Anonymous said...

Gist 2 pls LWKMD

Anonymous said...

Gist 1.. I can't stop laughing

xclusiv esther said...

Hian?!!! Gist two??? I'm dumbfounded!

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Nawah (in Stella's voice)

Ozone said...

Anon 18:02 the body count is for the ones she has done in her husband house and not before marriage, that is why she wants us to help her.

Let her click on Love mejeje profile and mail her to get her Bishop's number, the man will do deliverance for her even the poster 2 can do same and get her healing. Love mejeje, no be bad thing I talk oooo

plenty money said...

stella give poster 2 the 20k

Tush baby said...

Poster 2 u need deliverance

Abi said...

Gist one pls. Gist two sounds fake and the sounds disgusting with the bf giving head to an infected person. Yuck

Anonymous said...

Please dash her o, let her know that you can actually get money without f.. King for it. Please go and treat yourself poster. According to you, you have been having all manner of infection almost throughout your adult life and you think you are lucky cus you are hiv free? I laff in Spanish. When you start carrying your cross, you will know what you did to your self. FYI, you don't sound repentant. God cannot be mocked.

Anonymous said...

Please dash her o, let her know that you can actually get money without f.. King for it. Please go and treat yourself poster. According to you, you have been having all manner of infection almost throughout your adult life and you think you are lucky cus you are hiv free? I laff in Spanish. When you start carrying your cross, you will know what you did to your self. FYI, you don't sound repentant. God cannot be mocked.

Anonymous said...

Thanks on her behalf ma/Sir.

The General's Wife said...

Gist 1.

Mama Afrika said...

Hahahahah gist 1 oooo lwkmd

Folly Realwoman said...

The 20k has gone since yesterday, its for Saturday in house gist. I'm sure poster 2 will get help from angels on this blog, I can see some comments asking her to drop her account details. I know some people will also mail Stella asking for poster's account detailsThe 20k has gone since yesterday, its for Saturday in house gist. I

Anonymous said...

Correct

Anonymous said...

Pls go and collect ur sense of humour from whoever took it away.

If gist one is boring, mehn! Your heart is harder than that of Pharaoh!

Obi Okwute, tufiakwa!

Anonymous said...

Yes you can!

Cancer of the throat!

It is caused by the HPV, human Papiloma virus, same virus that causes cervical cancer and you get that from oral sex if the woman has the virus.

But a man should detect if a woman has an infection cos the discharge and smell from it is not sometn that can be hidden!

Health is wealth! Don't die in ignorance or shame!

Make your Doctor your closest confidant.

Amacastel said...

Gist 1 is all d way

Anonymous said...

Gist one got me jor! Quite hilarious!

Gist two, who hasn't sinned? The problem is that you seem not to wanna change! You laugh about it and you seem to still enjoy what you do even when it doesn't or has never paid off.

First, pls get treated, cancer is worst than Hiv.

With all this infections, pls go for a pap smear, It will go a long way to also check you for worse diseases that can be cancerous.

After that, pls head to Holy Cross Cathedral on a Tuesday(if you are in Lagos) meet with a priest, have a counselling session and possibly a confession and walk through the door of mercy..... this is the year of Mercy, God is waiting for souls that has been on the wrong path for sooo long!

Finally, find a way to empower yourself, learn to do something, a vocational training or go back to sch!

God bless you!

Anonymous said...

Thank you ma....i will give stella please, she may not allow it here.i did not expect such bashing..hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Thank you ma....i will give stella please, she may not allow it here.i did not expect such bashing.. I understand your advice

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