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Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The Comedian At The National Assembly Who Shot Himself In The Leg.

Jigawa state lawmaker Honourable Mohammed Gidaji Kazaure is the most passionate law maker you will ever see and a self acclaimed Intelligent man who is ''againsting' corruption in a 'sopiscated' way.







The gist is that the very funny Law maker who 'Gbagauns'' a lot when expressing himself recently mistakenly shot himself in the leg and is codedly recovering without much ado...Time frame of shooting himself in the leg was not whispered but it happened 'recently'

According to insiders,what happened was that ''The Hon. got a charm that is supposedly bullet resistant and decided to try it on himself.He was strongly advised to try it on an animal but the honourable refused.He rubbed the alleged charm on his leg and fired a shot but alas instead of the bullet bouncing back,it went straight into his leg and did damage.

The Honourable was secretly flown abroad where his leg was operated on and he is quietly recovering.

It is not known if he will resume with the National Assembly or if he will take a sick leave to enable his injuries heal properly.

Even though you can take this story to your Bank or ATM machine,A press release or denial is welcome and will be published for the sake of hearing from the other party because there are three sides to every story.





30 comments:

JACINTA MBACHU said...

I'm not surprised

STARRY LARRY said...

One of the dishonorable men we have in Nation Assembly




*Larry was here*

Tuscany said...

Looool
Na madness be this na.
How will i even try to ahoot myself even if i know i have jazz...
He shld ask queen of this blog where she got her own powerful and never failing odeshi from so he can go and collect

KEEPING UP WITH SDKB said...

Who dey do this man wey no wan forgive him, test a charm on himself instead of an animal. Na Kanu dey dribble for him head

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Hahahahhaha
This man is funny
I like him
"Our economic is doing lidiz lidiz"
Very funny man I must say.

edDREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This comedian that said he will take over frm Buhari after two consecutive times in Nigeria bcos they both share the mindset.. Aboki be killing with his english without giving a fuck....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

evergreen julie said...

Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Kwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwa, naija my kwantri.

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

hahahahhahahahah why am i laughing so hard? well its not a new thing i have a commissioner who couldnt speak English. come to the north and see something.
but damn!!! if you hear my boss speak English ehn you will think he his from England. the man so so eloquent, his written English is mind blowing. and to thing he is from Jama'are in Bauchi state still keeps me wondering.

MrsB said...

Wow. An idiom in action. This man actually shot himself in the leg.
Lmao

Loveme Jeje said...

I am not surprised. All these politicians will rot in hell.

See them with charms. It is good he tried it by himself. Yeye people. When they tell them Jesus is the way, they wont believe.

I wish him quick recovery. SHAME ON ALL WHO VISITS BABALAWOS, ETC

zion baby said...

Politicians with charms.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Hehehe.

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Pipi Lee said...

Chei!
He is so lucky, he shot his leg, it could have been his head or chest...mumu! Get well soon and receive sense!!!

"I saport jeneral cos he is a trust man, he is not allow mismanagement in his gobment".

pearlmira said...

No Wanda I haven't heard u display for sumtym now, all d same wishing u a speedy recovery, pls next time don't pull dat stunt again.

Miss Ess said...

Can you imagine?

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

hahahahhahahahah why am i laughing so hard? well its not a new thing i have a commissioner who couldnt speak English. come to the north and see something.
but damn!!! if you hear my boss speak English ehn you will think he his from England. the man so so eloquent, his written English is mind blowing. and to thing he is from Jama'are in Bauchi state still keeps me wondering.

Shantelle's Empire said...

Hahahaha.
Then he goes ahead to say 'now we are saving it smor smor'

Shantelle's Empire said...

Lol

Mao Akuh said...

This one na small, even the so - called Northern graduates....hahahahahhhaha

and na dem chop money pass.

Lawmaker sorry oh.

stephan said...

Iberibe

Emilia Peter said...

Just imgine! Good for u.

Anonymous said...

How much of English does your grandmother speak or write in that dirty village of yours?

Anonymous said...

He is a MORON. He can't even express himself in english. He is also foaming from his mouth.

Eddiez said...

This particular lawmaker is a clown. "Our ikonomi it dowin lik dis lik tha" No wonder he shoot himself on the leg,he did not even understand the babalawo instructions. Olodo lawmaker. Next time,pls aim the gun on your head.

Jack Brenda said...

Why the bullet no paralyzed the clown. Stupid fool

Oyanu Enenche said...

For real?

Olu Ogunyinka said...

Hahahah odeashi don shi commot,lol

Anonymous said...

stella this is the famous honorable nigeria is blinking shaking, i think his leg is okay cos we both stayed in the same Makkah Marriot hotel in Saudi Arabia during umrah

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