Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Labour Room Drama -24

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Friday, 16 September 2016

Labour Room Drama -24

As he was screaming ''Doctor,Nurse....!''..It expanded and the baby fell out!




Good day Stella, I am sharing my labour room drama because I am happy to do so. Kindly bear with me as it is a bit long. I normally comment as bv ******. I have been married for eleven years now and thank God for the wife I have.

I had had three boys prior to the story I am about relating. It happened that each of my first three boys were born when I was not around.


So in this case I was around from start to finish. My daughter was born in August and it happened that I was to co-host our family meeting for the month with a junior cousin. Normally since the hosting is paired, the venue is normally in the senior's house. But knowing that my wife was due in August I asked my cousin to take venue so I only sent my contribution.


My wife's due date expired early August but no labour, so I told my wife that if she didn't deliver before our second Sunday meeting, I won't attend that meeting. So that Sunday morning while I was relaxing with my wife, she suddenly excused herself and went to the toilet. When she came back, she told me she was dripping water with no blood stain and no labour, I knew she had ruptured which meant some delicate situation and she had already been asked to come for induction by Monday if labour didn't start over the weekend.

 Mind you, she was not induced in previous cases and labour began with drop of blood.

So we went straight to the hospital and pronto, induction began after necessary steps were taken. I was given the unenviable task of rubbing my wife's lower back especially during the intermittent bouts of labour. During these intervals my wife will shout the roof down while insisting I don't stop rubbing her back.


My wife saw nwii that night while I thank God I didn't suffer paralysis of my hands because my hands went numb countless times from rubbing, with her insisting I don't stop. I was on the job when my meeting people called to Inquire why my absence but when I told them they wished me the best.


Every one hour they came to finger my wife in my presence to check the progress since they gave us a semi private ward. The progress was so slow. My wife really saw pain and I really saw numbness.

At about 10pm, they checked and said that at the rate of progress my wife would deliver in the morning. They bade us good night. The doctor and nurses went and slept so I was alone with my wife who was completely naked. 

You can't believe that being alone with her naked, my nma couldn't stand up. It actually behaved himself. I was awake all through doing my thing. 

Intermittently she would be roused by bouts of pain. At a point she started shouting as usual and while at work she told me she wanted to poo and said let me go and wake a nurse. As I stood up to go she said, 'wait its coming'.  

By the time I turned what I saw was her vagina expanding and my baby's head pushing out. I quickly stretched my hands and received my feh' feh' while shouting nurse! doctor! 

I received my daughter into my two hands before the nurses and doctor arrived. Thus I was the first person to touch her in her life, praise the lord! 

 The warmth i felt when my wife's poo poo splutteted on my hands and legs was like when someone urinates on his thighs on a cold night in the bathroom. They were all surprised because they expected morning but it happened at the stroke of 12midnight.

One nurse collected her from me while the other cut the cord. Our baby came out in the ward and they then took my wife to the theater where the placenta was aided out and subsequently handed to me to dispose as I  deemed fit.

Immidietely the baby was taken from me to the theater for cleaning, I started sending text messages to my over 20 close relatives and friends including mine and her parents and siblings and calls started coming in..

Let me quickly add that my mil arrived after one month. During this time, I was the one cooking our food as well as my wife's pepper soup (my late neighbour and his wife enjoyed a lot of my pepper soup and always hailed me each time they perceived the aroma of the uda, mgbugbo etc) and sundry other chores while my wife washed her baby things, bathed the baby and took care of her after -birth health having been thoroughly taught by my mom and her mom during the first three .

That Sunday I didn't enjoy the money I provided for the meeting but I enjoyed the arrival of my feh' feh'. A girl her younger brother calls bor-bor -  the way he calls her name, favour


The girl is my feh' feh' while the boy is her brother that calls her bor-bor. The pics are for your eyes only as they normally say.


*LMAO at finger your wife...I was drinking coffee when i got to that part and had to stop to change my tee shirt stained with coffee.
Ewwwww at the poo poo part all over you...you are a real man!


101 comments:

Bell Jacks said...

Hahahahaha! Way an experience dou.

Bell Jacks said...

Hahahahaha! Wat an experience dou.

Rhoda Rex said...

Interesting

Adadioramma said...

Poster how your nma go stand up in the hospital while your wife was in pain. I can see you are a sharp shooter. Congrats Nna, ibu dike plus the pepper soup stuffs. May God keep and protect your fey fey now and always.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Awwwwwwwwwwww

SDK Engineer said...

Feh feh!

Starlight. said...

See me just smiling all through while reading this. Nice one oga.

SDK Engineer said...

Keeping up the appearance. Tired much buh can't let it show.

Becky Divine said...

Awwww i rove this man
Very very funny story and descriptive lol
God bless your home

Tayan Taylor said...

Congratulations, oga,no more babies you hear

amanda favour said...

Hehehe
I love ❤ this

LE prestige cream world.COO32848F .08034205152 said...

Thank God for your family.

That fingering part ,I hate it with pleasure but one has no choice because you would be the one pleading with the doctors and midwives to check ur cervix.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Stella for posting. My wife and kids would be so happy when I get home in the evening and show them this. Thanks again.

Anonymous said...

awesome,may the Lord bless your home

Mao Akuh said...

Nwoke ndewooo

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Wow oga u try oooo thumbs up 👍

Emilia Peter said...

Oga welldone, u did d work of d doctor.

Anonymous said...

Heeeeeh!!!....finger my wife in my presence keh?.......nah me go finger her by myself o.....doctor cannot come and be feeling for free what I stressed my butt to get.......doctor can not come and be enjoying my precious farm.....lol

Alabi Ganiyat said...

Hmmmm... Stella can hype for Africa...

Gloria said...

Awwwww! my best ever.chei! i know my chi will do this and more for me.Poster,Ibu dimkpa!

Gloria said...

Awwwww! my best ever.chei! i know my chi will do this and more for me.Poster,Ibu dimkpa!

Tom idara said...

Lol.... Lovely hubby. Congrats

Anonymous said...

Congrats not many men can go through that and still be the same. NA MAN YOU BE JARE. I pray my future hubby would be a kindhearted and down to earth man like you amen.

Bianca BRUNO said...

Yes this man tried. Anyway he has a lotta experience. Take care of your daughter. She is special

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Nice one

Nora Nelson said...

Correct man

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Chai,such an interesting read.Thanks for sharing.Regards to your wife and kids.

Alhaji School Life said...

Mothers are the best gift in the world.
If you think you made it without your mama then you wouldn't ve made it if she didn't bring you to this world.

God bless our mothers.

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Wow!!! What a beautiful story.

reemah said...

Awwwwn. Sweet story. Congrats.

ZIONA said...

Awwww poster,im happy u witnessed ur daughters birth,im sure she is ur fav.u sound like a kool guy with a good sense of humour.

Sexy Ebony said...

Smile

stunning slim shady said...

Awwwww sweet mem still exist....... God bless ur home poster.

Anonymous said...

Poster you tried, kudos.

Never mind said...

Lovely!

Nemerem said...

Wow! What an awesome experience.
Congrats on the birth of your feh' feh'.

PayUrsula said...

Congrates oooooo

stunning slim shady said...

*men

Ehlarh said...

Poster,I am very happy ur wife pooed on ur hands and legs ntoi, make una know say e nor easy to born. The pain u felt on ur hands while rubbing her lower back can't be compared to what she was feeling at that time. Thank God for ur family.

Anonymous said...

Thanks and may good befall you now and always

By the way that's why I wonder how people succeed with rape on a person struggling because nma and tension don't ever like each other

vivychoco said...

Chai I love dis man . U a husband evry woman would dream of kudos

Anonymous said...

After some people will say All men are the same,if I hear am again ehh. My dad is very different,he worships my mum and we his children. Touch me and see weda no be station you go end,my dad can pamper me ehhh,and yes i'm not spoilt.

Anonymous said...

Na him nah

Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you

Anonymous said...

Please don't

Anonymous said...

You too

Anonymous said...

Sis my wife na gum, I no like codomi so I do a maximum of 4 times a month twenty fays after her period provided we are not quarreling that period. Otherwise, adjourent to the next month

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, instagram @cakes_by_bellas ,twitter @CBellaabuja said...

Seriously... you would now be shy to face the doctors after delivery .

Anonymous said...

I call her 'my own' and she is so happy anytime I do that. Believe me she had been in school for three years and taken first position nine times and I'm so glad. Though its not s matter of the certificate but I will train her in the ways of the Lord. Ditto her siblingd

Anonymous said...

Hey Ehlarh. I have no reason to complain about my wife's loo on my body in this situation. I have put my mouth in otherwise worse places yet I smile sheepishly each time I do

LyllyxxMakeova Lagos whattsapp 08062336439 said...

You are a real and rare man!! I love your kindness already..

Lol @while she was naked ur nma didn't stand. Why will t stand when both of u were in crucial pain?!! It's very normal.

Congratulations Sir.

Anonymous said...

Thanks slim, I have liked that you name for ages

Anonymous said...

The best thing that happened to me is having a good mother and a good mil. Not don't joke with my wife. She doesn't joke with my mom much the same her mom. Because of that, them no born me make I misbehave because both families and my siblings would be on her side

tracy James said...

Nice

Chiamaka L said...

What a beautiful narrative... See me laughing out in the office ans my supervisor looking at me like "Is someone touching you"... Cool guy. Oga, your Nma understands say it is not the right time, O gara mahadum.

Robyna Fenty said...

Wait do they usually give the couple the placenta? If so how wld they dispose of it. Serious question.

Fabricio Micolli said...

Such a good husband and father.
May God continue to strengthen your family.

Robyna Fenty said...

???

Anonymous said...

Anon 14.04... all men are not the same o.
My DH shaves me down below when I no fit, he baths me when I am ill, he accompanies me to hospital appointments and visits, he massages me... etc
While dating he collected on the first date and it has been like that every since, the longest is 3 days which is even hard work self.
So men are not the same but a good relationship takes hard work.

Aya Williams said...

Yes they dispose the placenta,in my case immediately I deliver I tell them to give it to my hubby,its very important u collect it from them and dispose it yourself.

IVORY said...

Lmaoooo. I actually spilled my fayrouz while laughing. How will your mma stand when wifey is in pains? Makes me wonder how rapists manage an erection when a person is screaming and all that.

Anonymous said...

see better husband! 100,000 yards of husband material. so real down to earth and caring. i envy your wife already!

Blessing Jackson said...

Nice one oga, God bless your home

Miss Wande said...

Awwwww

Starjoy said...

Good husband, God bless your home

Adisa Akomolede said...

This is the best ive seen. To those asking why they give the man the placenta. According to our tradition here its a delicate thing that musnt be toiled with. Its forbidden for a dog to eat a babys placenta, but I think I remember where they threw my own and my younger brothers and also my little cousin (they birthed him in my front) 'long gist'. Yorubas mostly bury in the ground or throw into canal or 'suckaway'. In the wsetern way out of them eat their placenta eg Kim blended north's own and drank and I think blac chyna is planning to do so too. Each with their own tradition. Peace!!!

Ify Lawrence said...

Beautiful

Mrs O said...

😅😅😅😅

ukwu dimond said...

great father and husband, i just can't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

Don't mind THEM

stephan said...

The excitement following the tension makes the mma stand.

stephan said...

Real gum indeed. Chai! Congrats ooo. Me m praying for twins boys so dat i can rest.

stephan said...

This is soo me, my mom and sibling in-laws will just be taking my back anyhow cos I luv and accommodate everybody..

stephan said...

Lol at put mouth in worse places yet smile.

Jasmine said...

Nice one. You are truly a man!!! God bless your family.

Frannie AA said...

Collecting the placenta means?
This Is nice LRD

Anonymous said...

u will collect.ur baby placenta na.y wil u leave it with them?in MFM we take placenta very seriously ooo.

Anonymous said...

u will collect.ur baby placenta na.y wil u leave it with them?in MFM we take placenta very seriously ooo.

Greenland said...

Poster, you are a good man. God bless your home.

Asa nwa said...

Funny man. Why not go for family planing? with that you can enjoy your wife everyday if you want

Asa nwa said...

Lol @ precious farm

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Nice read
*God bless my Angel in human form*

Asa nwa said...

Dear anonymous, I like you already.

Anonymous said...

I really envy ur wife.

Asa nwa said...

God bless your home poster,I think this is the best lrd so far.
So detailed,funny and well constructed
You must be a gentleman

Justina Michael said...

What a sweet LRD. Lol @ my nma didn't stand. May God bless ur home.

Tush baby said...

What a splendid story and i smiled all through.

SuperMom said...

I love. you are a strong man.

Anonymous said...

"Soak away". Don't mention.

Anonymous said...

16:03, I think kim made her daughter's placenta into pills.

cathy said...

I can't wait to get pregnant.

Miss Ferragamo said...

Nice story, I enjoyed every bit of it. By the way, who takes the placenta in absence of the husband?

Miss Ferragamo said...

Nice story, I enjoyed every bit of it. By the way, who takes the placenta in absence of the husband?

crystal said...

Correct guy, I enjoyed reading this. Take good care of feh feh

Anonymous said...

In this part of the world you collect your placenta oh,juju is real

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Awww poster I tap into your blessing though I want three kids. God bless you sir

Anonymous said...

Congrats Sir, may God bless me with kids as He did for you. Amen. Good man welldone

Anonymous said...

Good story.hmmmmm question is how do dispose the placenta

damsellizzie said...

My best LRD....I only comment when necessary . This made me smile

Habis Cakes Abuja said...

Very great story. Lol. Interesting

Anonymous said...

Beautiful! I was forced to comment. I wish all men are like you.

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