Service Year Boulevard 13

WHAAAAT!!!

...HI Stella, am your craziest fan... Anonymous mode please. my tori.....

My boyfriend man wanted to help me with my posting to calabar, but we had a major quarrel so i met my friend at school to help me with it as big girl oo.hmmmmmn posting came out to be Gombe state. ehn???? 

Who send me? 

shame no gree make i tell boyfriend.i sha tell am.part of me was happy tho cos I needed a break from all the drama around then.My mom dint want me to go cos them just dey throway bomb upandan for North. Me sef fear o but We do serious prayer and Fasting.(mummy is a prayer warrior) fast forwarding...


we camped at Niger state(Paiko camp) due to bombings at Gombe. my box was the biggest, I like being prepared,I carried everything( nylons for pooing, 5 toothbrush just incase they fell, water bottles, alot of white shirts and shorts, thinking I won't wash, soaps infact everything ). it was fun, but i was always on my own, no nite waka, no camp guy, no drinking, nothing, all I could do was admire from a distance(winks).i was dulling my self, thanks to boyfriend man who was overly jealous and was calling every minute.


There was this beautiful day, our commandant was talking to us( everywhere was quiet as usual), we were asked to squat,in the process(back to pidgin) na im i mess ooo. chai ! it was loud and every body started shouting "who be dat?" meyn i felt like entering the ground,unfortunately ground no fit open, shakara don end... 

The food was not as bad as people made it seem, and even if it was i would have managed it because mami was not an option for me, boyfriend and i were always quarrelling and i had to save money for raining days.the toilets where dirty( thank God for my nylons, I was short putting all through- you could smell the toilet from a distance infact person fit catch HIV for dat toilet) annoying personalities surrounded my bed at the hostel esp. this girl that was feeling too fine,(she fine sha).


My commandant was the best, the moment he speaks he starts like this. now can everyone hear me? are you making noise? can we make noise? do you have mouth?

They caught two married women gbenshing, called their hubbies and sent them home(what a mess!!!)

I matched for our passing out parade, I inhaled so much dust during our practice, had cough and running nose.The sick bay gave me a spoon of cough syrup(hisses), paracetamol and sorry to balance it. I had to bribe a Man o War guy to buy medicine for me.

At the end of our camp, I had two tones of colour, the sun made me darker from my arm, legs and face then my thighs and every other part that was covered remained the same .... Flew down to lagos,Boyfriend came down to the airport to wait for me,From the car na im we start oo Driver use style dey look.

He made up for the few weeks we were apart. It was worth the wait.We lodged at Eko hotel, We had beautiful s3x.(licking lips) we flew to Calabar the following day so I could do my documentation

I redeployed to calabar, boyfriend worked his magic.We had a messy break up later , maybe I would write a book too(side eye).

My PPA was UNICAL.My boss was amazing, at least he had to be.He was related to my (ex)boyfriend.I was given 1st class treatment because of (ex) boyfriend. In all, I am grateful to God for giving me such a wonderful experience, shout out to all the Batch C,stream 2 ,2014 C members. abeg stella pray for me make i marry send you WNB,i get degree for that kind tin...

LMAO@I get degree for that kind thing.

Why would they call the husbands of two married women they caught gbenshing?I am like,what is their business to tell them?Or they just called them to come and pick up their wives?

I do not believe that any married woman gbenshes in camp sef..I think what happens is that these girls lie about their marital status' for the sake of redeployment but forget to act married.