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Monday, 16 January 2017

Spontaneous Monday Post.

*Freaking cold weather*







Hope everyone is Okay Today?You at work already or still battling to get up and be productive?lol

Let me share this with you..

Yesterday I Took my Boyfriends out for Lunch and as one of them was eating the steak from the Buffet,he began to frown and said to me  


''Mama this cow went into shock before it was killed and turned to steak''

My eyes widened and I asked him why he said that
He tasted the Meat in his mouth and said ''I can feel it from the taste of the meat and that's why it is very hard''.

Na so I begin interview my pikin for Restaurant oh....

He Kept explaining that when they were about to kill the Cow and it saw what was about to happen,it went into shock because it didn't want to be killed.His postulation was very long and convincing and I almost lost appetite to eat further but i shrugged it aside and ate my stuff...Waffy no dey carry last.lol

So the next time you are eating Beef,Chicken and even pomo and it is hard,you know what happened..The meat is in shock!


I deleted some really pathetic comments yesterday and I know the persons who dropped those comments will be reading this....

I was cussed out for wanting to give out Money for the In house gists and the person called me stingy and said that even the money I shared during Santa was money dashed to me by another BV and that I didnt have a dime to my name and should stop wasting people's time.....In other words,I should give without rules if i manage to have..


The Reason for that section of Saturday and Sunday in house gists was just an addition to create fun and show that competition can be healthy and funny as well....It looks like some of you missed the intent or just wanna be wicked.

Have I ever boasted of being rich?If i want to share my widows mite on this blog,the rules remain mine..Sorry if you feel different about it.

To the commenters..Your mindset and conclusion is a pity.I pray God blesses you so that you can join the Angels on this blog and help us change/touch lives.

Instead of being a monitoring spirit going from one Blog to another checking who first posted story and who did what,why dont you become someone's Guardian Angel?


Shout out to everyone reading this now...May God's blessings never depart from us !

Kisses ALL:


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Ibukunoluwa said...

God bless everyone who took out of their busy time to send me a mail,asking how I'm fairing and coping with exam stress ...those mails mean a lot to me even tho I don't know ur blog ID.
And to everyone who missed my comments and those who gave their shouts out,God bless y'all
And most importantly to the best human I met on this blog Rhoda Rex,only God knows how much I appreciate every of ur calls,even till the day u were seriously sick,u couldnt get thru and u had to drop me a msg...
My fellow Edo sister....glad u are healthy now... thank u for keeping it real.
And to my fellow students who died in motor accidents on their way back to sch (RIP)and to those who were seriously injured...God pls heal them completely.
The way they rushed us for this exam no be small ...changed timetable thrice....did 9 courses in 8 working days...left with just 1 ,so I decided to act like MMM and make my comeback earlier than previously stated.
Happy new year y'all
Reduce the hate,fights,tribalism ,political arguments ,name calling etc
SDK (Stella herself) its a new year...let's end our fight,...I'm extending to u an olive branch like that one Tonto dike gave to MJ...forgive me and forget ...we disagree to agree...we fight to make up....sorry Nne....I no get strength carry person for mind for long abeg.
Pls who can teach me how to use vex collect money from someone that is owing me...I'm so broke but the yeye guy no won pay me the money he borrowed ...I can't leave 36k nah😩

Beloved said...

Good morning all . ... Hope you had a lovely weekend.
I did although my bet cast small.
So from saturday laugh I found out some people have brown teeth which might be as a result of one thing or another . So I decided to do a little research about teeth whitening. Mind you I have a very white set of teeth. You can add me on watsapp to confirm. ... hehehe that is for the wall geckos.
So for your white teeth loading you can try any of these three religiously.
1. Baking Soda and Lemon Juice Paste...
Directions
Mix several teaspoons of baking soda with enough fresh lemon juice (or water) to make a paste. Wipe your teeth and any extra saliva off of them with a paper towel. Put a good amount of paste onto your toothbrush and apply.
Please do this not more than 3 times weekly because baking soda is an abrasive.
Leave the paste on for 1 minute, then rinse, so as to avoid the acid effecting enamel. If you are using just water you can leave it on for up to 3 minutes.

2. Strawberry, Salt and Baking Soda Scrub...
Directions
Mash the berries into a pulp, and add a pinch of sea salt and ½ teaspoon of baking soda, if you’re using it. Wipe any extra saliva off your teeth with a paper towel, and then apply a generous portion of the mixture to a toothbrush and apply. Let the mixture sit for 5 minutes, then rinse. Do this nightly.

3. Coconut Oil Rinse...
Directions
In the morning, before you brush your teeth, scoop out a tablespoon or a little less (depending on the size of your mouth) of coconut oil. You can either soften it, or just put it in your mouth (I usually do the latter, and just let it soften.) Push, swish, and “pull” the oil through and around your teeth for 10-15 minutes, then spit it out, rinse with water, and brush your teeth.
Lucille and zitel coconut oil I hail o. I am bringing market for una

There are other ways apart from the above ...
- While not “natural” per say, using 3% (I repeat, 3%) hydrogen peroxide as a mouth rinse can whiten your teeth through the process of oxidation. It is an active indigent in many OTC whitening kits, but is often times found in much higher (and expensive) combinations in them.

- It’s fairly common knowledge, and difficult in today’s world, but try to avoid dark drinks, such as coke and coffe
Ehem peeps use charcoal with salt too . From my knowledge charcoal is a natural colours absorbent substance ... alright happy journey to your whiter teeth.
You know I care
One love
♡ ♥ ♡

Elastic said...

A hippie got onto a bus and sat next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looked over and asked the nun if she would have s3x with him.

The nun surprised by the question, politely declined and got off the bus at the next stop.

When the bus started, on it's way the driver said to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have s3x with you".

The hippie said that he'd love to know, so the bus driver told him that every tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God.

If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the white paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have s3x with you.

The hippie decided this is a great idea, so on tuesday he went to the cemetery and waited for the nun to show up.

At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and said. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have s3x with me.

The nun agreed but asked for anal s3x so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agreed to this and had his way with the nun.

After the hippie finished, he stood up, ripped off the mask and shouted "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!"

Then the nun jumped up and shouted "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!"

#DontQuoteMe

Highness Gwen said...

Good morning FAM!
Pay no heed to them stella

YamLegIsBetterThanNoLeg said...

Good morning my neighbors

BLOGLORD said...

Damn!
Feeling body pains after my morning exercise.
It means the exercise is effective yea?

Anyways,
Am grateful to God though...
For each day I wake, I pray, I exercise, I slay.

Early start, great day,anticipating a good week

Goodmorning to y'all.

Ada Nwanbueze said...

At work already have a blissful day guys.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Asa nwa your comment yesterday to ibinabos child was terrible. Stella rightly removed that comment.don't know why people resort to insulting other people's kids. Kids that age like to play dress up and want to dress like their mom. If the mom indulged her and allowed her put on a little lipstick dsnt mean she's turning her child into a prostitute like you said. I hope you realise the wrong in that comment of yours directed towards a girl of 7/8

STARRY LARRY said...

Good morning and happy new week to you all. May God favor us beyond our imaginations this week.

Journalist: How do you feel after scoring the winning goal which put your team through to the
quarter finals?
Player: I'm very happy ,l dedicate the goal to my wife and three kids, l know they are watching. Love you guys.

This is how Zambia U17 was disqualified from the tournament in Mauritius. Under 17 player
married with three kids I love Africa, we no dey carry last.




*Larry was here*

Lora said...

✍✍ *FOOD FOR THOUGHT* ����

```1. ��No matter how beautiful and handsome you're just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌

2.��No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave .
✌Be Humble✌

3.��No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
✌Be Patient✌

4.��No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness ✌Take Caution ✌

5.��No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always Walk to Bed
✌Be Contented✌

Take Life Easy, Life is short.

WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!

Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.

2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.

3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.

4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.

6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.

7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.

8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE.

9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS.

10. BELOW has 5 letters, so does ABOVE.

11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.

12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does HAPPY.

13. RIGHT has 5 letters, so does WRONG.

14. RICH has 4 letters, so does POOR.

15. FAIL has 4 letters, so does PASS.

16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters, so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Coincidence? We should choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a double-edged sword.
If you think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.

*copied*
Have a productive day

Mystique said...

Good morning!
Who else is watching Goblin? That drama is fantastic!
Have a great week, everyone!

redbotafly said...

Why do selfish people crave what they can never give?
Have a fruitful week guys.

Justyswt said...

Good morning Stella and bvs.

Stella don't pay attention to haters! They are below u.

Anonymous said...

When Two Jobless People Decides To Chat.....
A* Hey what's up?
B* Hi, I'm good. You?
A* I'm good too. What's happening?
B* Nothing much o. How about you?
A* Nothing o, I'm just there. How's your
end?
B* My end just dey o. Your own nko?
A* My dear, nothing is happening o. Where
you at?
B* Me?
A* Yeah.
B* Oh ok, I'm in my room o.
A* Where's that?
B* You mean my room? Just after our
neighbour's house.
A* Oh ok. So what are you doing?
B* You mean me? Hmmmm, nothing sha, I'm
just lying down. What of you, where are
you?
A* Ok me? I'm at home o.
B* Like, your house?
A* Yeah, but not my room actually.
B* Are you serious? And you're sounding as
if you're in your room.
A* How do you mean?
B* I mean the way you're chatting na....
A* Oh ok, lol... I'm relaxed abi?
B* Yes na! Relaxing things! Looool...
A* Yes o. So what are you up to?
B* I'm up to nothing for now sha. What
about you?
A* Hmmm, should be up to something much
later.
B* What's that?
A* Dunno yet, but I'm just hoping I'll be up
to something.
B* Ok I get, like something hot abi?
A* Yeah, but not really hot sha, maybe
something nice.
B* Wow! That'll be great o. Ok na let me run,
I'll talk to you lera!
A* Ok my dear, let me take nap. Lera!
Abeg no vex, wetin this people discuss?

LOLO IDEATO said...

Shout out to you Stella. Happy New week.
Princess LMJ kindly check your mail dear.

Asanwa! You should tender an apology for that stupid comment you made on ibinabo's birthday post. You don't know tomorrow.

BONDRESS said...

Goodmorning house
I need a Job
To stay house don tire me oooo😀😒😒😒

Anonymous said...

When you're broke, every distance looks trekkable πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

lagos babe said...

Good morning peeps!
Wordless evening post kept me laughing yesterday,sicko commenting with I'd and anonymous, simultaneously trolling herself,well done!
After the attention,what next?

code009 said...

Am happy about today, stella u know why. Thanks for everything

Unique1 said...

Hi Stells, trust you had a great weekend. It's the start of a new week. May the blessings of God come upon us all and may he do a new thing in our lives this week. Amen.

#2017myyearofrestoration

Fab Mum said...

Hi people...

How's the year treating you all..
Please If anyone knows any top online retail handle on instagram for clothing please kindly help leave it below my comment. Or if you know a good boutique in surulere, kindly help out. It's time for a wardrop makeover. And I really want very nice nice clothes.

This is the year to slay hard. Meanwhile someone teach me how to fix removable lashes please. I'm tired of gicinfbthem non removable one. I want to jusynwear lashes anytime I'm going out not all day and. Night..

Have a fabulous week..

SDK MISTRESS said...

May all the storms sent to break us make us stronger.
#positive mindset
#steppingoutofmycomfortzone

Bekee-Bekee said...

Good Morning Beveeeessssss!

Lovely weather this morning, about to take my usual coffee and sky flakes.

Stells, your world, your rules simple, anyone who finds it hard to blend or fit in should just quit.

For the monitoring spirits i agree, people get time shaaa! Shout out to all the cool Beevee's on this blog, not the trouble brewers/makers/fuelers and the anonymous cowards and unnecessary haters and those who feel they have haters.

#whiteberryyoubettershowfaceor?

SANDY NEKY said...

Stelz dont mind them jare. Na today! Wicket bitter things every where and thats why they will remain stagnant till they decide to change. Who cares anyways*huh* About leaving the house for work. Have a blessed week ahead 'mi icho' hehehe

Barr. Oma said...

Lovely morning, on my way to the office. Stella please shun those people, they are below you and it hurt that's why they rant.God bless you and all the givers, may you never lack.I pray to get my car this year cos I don tire for Lagos bus. Have a blessed week everyone
#am alive and grateful
#kisses
#2017 is awesome

Anonymous said...

quicksilver how market,any rich bobo don locate u??
ure always looking for either old man wit erectile dysfunction that has money or a married rich man or anytin as long as it is rich..
just hold on tight, im sure they are rich people reading dis blog, one will pick you up ok?? ur hussle go pay

Sweet Mother said...

It's a glorious week for me already. Praise be to God who daily loads us with benefits.
Have an amazing week y'all. Welcome back Bloglord.
TGW I hail you and the General.
Iphie dearie I Greet you.
Chief Linda Eze. Welldone oh.
Xp how are the twins doing? I hope to have twins someday. Abeg how you take hang your leg to recieve twins? Lol.
Kehinde Ake my brother. Come out of your hiding place. I don miss you .

Sweet Mother said...

And who knows where Qutie is? She just disappeared.

Anonymous said...

It's a beautiful monday here in ibadan.i wish all bvs world wide a fulfilling week.

Anonymous said...

Amen to your prayers stella. Don't know what happened to my id oo, just came online this morning to discover to my shock that commenting with my id is no longer in the options. I can only comment in anonymous mode which I don't like. How do I fix it pls.
Chinny.

lagos babe said...
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Dope PH BaBe said...

Hello Monday! Thank God we made it. Get Monday do you know that a basin of garri whether white or yellow is #4,500. I feel for those that can't afford it, it is well with citizens of Nigeria.

Empress Windy. said...

For the new year...don't give up on your Dreams because of those people who insult you, discourage, reject you and put you down...
They are doing it not because of the reason that you can't do it ..but, it's because they're not able to achieve anything and they're insecure that if you become something in Life, they'll not be able to see themselves in the Mirror. Good morning all.

Anonymous said...

Monday is sorted, lord sort the rest of days in this week. #moneybag

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Good morning great people. Thank God for victory and also coming back from the land of the dead to living. You all have to thank God for this.

Already in the office, thought I will watch my telemundo but big boss beat me to it. Chai.

Let me go and drink my tea Jejely.

Took my babe to her boarding school and pay pay finished my money. Na wa.

Coming back no money follow me, they do big babe for road and follow all these drivers coming from Benin they do speed race. Thank God for safe journey and everything went fine.

Good morning again. Make una stay well and don't negotiate with God at all because you will be the loser

Temi said...

Lazy morning!
The lord is my strength.

CUPID said...

Morning SDK'ers..
Abeg Gionee M5 or M5 mini????I can't find where to repair the Sony. They keep saying they can't find the screen.

YamLegIsBetterThanNoLeg said...

stella o jare, do wat u have to do its ur blog but its u dat caused it now, peeps now see dis blog as charity blog where they are entitled to getting help, wen ull b doing mother christmas which is not bad,
those ones are naturally ungrateful,
(sometimes try to reach out to those bvs dat are not popular, they also make dis blog lively)

all said, man must hussle, off to do my ogwaja(side eyes) work.

Anonymous said...

Good morning all, I was fired a week ago in my office. I want to go beg tomorrow, HOUSE please pray for me! I want my job back! DEPRESSED.

Becky Divine said...

Beautiful Monday morning to us all! God bless us plenty

Praise God I finally got a job! Yaaay now I barely have time to visit SDK sef lol. Abeg make una gist me ooo... any recent gist? Drama?

@Madam KIDJO i saw the drama wey you carry yourself dey act yesterday! Ikwaikwaikwaikwa
The i must be famous madness is real hohohohoho

uche emmy said...

Happy Monday, have a lot to do this morning.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Beautiful Monday Morning 😘😘
5 nights of glory loading πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ ph city , I see you .
My villager boo, miss you o .
Saloni , come back Mbok.

Bianca BRUNO said...

Good morning to us all. Am already at work. Thanks to Debbie mi and d other anon who gave me examples of what Chiwetel used to say...haha that man is cray
And for non understanding igbos like me we wouldn't kno oh.
Absolutely no correlation between the movie and his slangs. He is funny sha. I still like him.

anya odeh said...

Kiss too stelladimoko

shandy sleeks said...

Hian! Some people can't just drive responsibly,a car just hit our car from the back just now and we never expected it. I was in shock,now my head aches!

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Goodmorning Stella Dimoko and BVs!
Oh Stella, your son might be saying the right thing lol. Kids with their funny thoughts sometimes.

As for those cursing you out, the curse will ever be their portion and not yours!
He/she who God has blessed, no man can curse.

I am so grateful God Almighty for a successful baptism rites and ceremony! Everything went well by His grace, my boy burst into tears as he was deep inside the water, he cried because he was woken up from sleep; but he later was calmed down by his god-father.

No, I didn't cook anything (only baked some few pies), my husband didn't allow it. He didn't want me to over stressed myself
We already booked a tavern, there were varieties of foods and drinks (we mostly drink wine, since it's winter).
Alot of gifts and envelopes too.
My boy is baptized and renewed in Christ Jesus, and he's happy.
I give thanks and praises to God who made everything possible. May He continue to give strength, grace and wisdom to raise and nurture him accordingly.

May you all have a favourable day. Don't forget, the Lord has not forgotten you. He has a plan for everyone.

shandy sleeks said...

Morning guys, may this Monday bring unending favour to us throughout this week in Jesus name, Amen

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

Hello people!!!

What am I doing this morning?.

I'm already at work, working already! I always get to work early, I don't have staff bus though!

Mrs I said...

Its a beautiful Monday morn.May the blessings of Almighty God rest with us all thru this week and beyond Amen.

shandy sleeks said...

Wow,someone provided help to me yesterday night through transfer. I could not believe it. MMM is real.

Pure Nigerian said...

Amen! Shock kwa and you nearly stopped eating? Lmao
The weather is a bit chilly here. A productive day is what I wish everyone.
And to trolls, easy. Life is what we make it. See it as hard? It is so. See it as unfair? It is so. See it as good? It is so. However you see it, affects your attitude.
No one who is happy or is genuinely not a sad or vindictive person, will keep attacking people online. Differing opinions? Yes; but outright malicious attacks? Abeg, you ain't alright

beautiful said...

I am at work already. I had to take the ferry to Victoria Island. It was awesome. Please does anyone know where I can get correct mamaput around zenith bank headquarters to ligali. Abeg the place I know they shut them down and the other places the food is tush, expensive but NOT SWEET.

Anonymous said...

But Stella, the commenter has a point.
I remember when Tetrina gave you 40k for shoki and you went ahead to give "some" out to people privately, when what she wanted you to do was to release the shoki on the blog for fastest fingers.

Ramson Jay said...

Good response to dt shallow minded person. Let him carry his/her monitoring spirit far away.

Anonymous said...

Sigh! Pls, I need ur advice. My roomies ex wants us to have a relationship that will lead to marriage. My rommie is like a little sister to me and she is really nice. Funny thing is I knew the guy before knowing my rommie but we don't talk then, we were just church members. He really is a nice guy and they broke up on a really mutual agreement. I'm through with school waiting for service but he is still in his 3rd year in school. We are age mates and he is a promising young man. What do I do?

stella dimokokorkus said...

Anon i too know saying the person is right...Tetrina asked me to share how the shoki how i like and i did it exactly how i like....who are you by the way..AN ANON;YOU DO NOT EXIST::now excuse us!

Olivia Silk said...

Good Morning to all tall BV's.
The short ones should wait a while since they are difficult to reach from up.
Lol.

amanda favour said...

Na wah oh!!!
People sha!
I pray πŸ™ GOD blesses me to become one of the angels here biko
IT'S MORE BLESSED TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE
Good morning 😊 people

lagos babe said...

Why not send yours and state the way you want it shared!
Awon smellos!

Beloved said...

Because of how much shoki
Unam ikot abeg whatever that thing means
You might even senior tetrina
Do your own shoki

lagos babe said...

You don't owe the smello any explanation!

amanda favour said...

Sorry oh!
God will bless you with a bigger and better job soonest Amen

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

They don't deserve your reply Stella Dimoko! Some people are ingrates and annoying.

Anonymous said...

Met this really really beautiful girl on the flight on 31st of December.
It was great from the first hi.
And I just wanted to take her seriously from the very get go.
Hung out few days later and she told me she has a child.
I still like her but I am distraught. I don't know if I can cope.
I don't know if my people wont have reservations, I don't know if the baby daddy won't be an issue.
Lets see what God has in store.
I want to settle down and move to other phase of life.

lagos babe said...

You people and this your 'popular' and 'unpopular' bvs,if I may ask,who compiled the list?

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

Choi! Ndi obi akpor!
Stella don't mind them, keep doing your thing. I like the in house gist segment, it develops the writing talent in those who post original and moriginal gists. Moriginal gists are the stolen gists that are modified and edited to look like original.

People will always say things about you no matter how nice you try to be.

stella dimokokorkus said...

how exactly am i supposed to reach out to bvs that are not popular when they decide to post as anons?some people boast of being on this blog since 1900 but comment as anon and get angry when people with ID are recognised....

Bottom line is that i will continue with my ways,if anyone does not like it and cannot stand me then you know the right thing to do.........

Some people are so jealous and filled with hate even as anon and attack those with IDS who get goodwill..thats your piece of cake.

Someone who claimed commenting here for the past 100yrs under anon mailed me with their real email name asking for one years rent...do i plant money?I refused and you can imagine the insult and preaching i got.
I was down a point in my life like most of u but i didnt turn myself into a nuisance and i didnt make begging and scamming my day job,i didnt insult those who didnt give me and when i asked i did so with respect and humility and when the answer was no,i moved on to find a hustle.

damn!

get busy,get positive,stop having and see what GOD will do.
some of you are still where you are becos of your unrepentant negative attitude!


amanda favour said...

Una don start again!
Why hide your I.d to say your mind?

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

lagos babe said...

You were in shock,and you can still type,my friend face front.

Blackberry said...

I'm jealous! Hahahahahaaaa congrats on d baptism.

Fab Mum said...

Is it series??

FRUITILICIOUS said...

May the Lord bless you!
May He make his face shine upon you.
No weapon formed against you shall prosper.
It is well with your soul.
You are blessed and highly favored.
Amen!
#January to remember...

Fab Mum said...

Let me go and read πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜’
Have a fab day Lagos babe

Ibukunoluwa said...

I missed u😘

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Fab Mum said...

Tired of fixing non removable **

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

Princess Loveme jeje, I don follow get title o. I am the blog President now. How your side?
Woke up very early (5:am), school runs over, let me drink tea and take a nap. Chai! This Lagos weather is for two ooo.

SANDY NEKY said...

Lmaoooo @an anon,you do not exist. No be lie.FBGsπŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ Stelz, dont allow the hungry things spoil your morning jare. Them no reach! Whom God has blessed, no man can curse. Kapish?!

Ibukunoluwa said...

When was this????
40k shoki???
Temi bami...aye Mi...my lifeπŸ™†

Natachi Adogameh said...

I've come to realize that you can never please everyone. If people don't hate or despise you, you will not rise. Bone 'dem haters Stella. Let them grill their beef and eat it. That aside, I have to conquer this spirit of too much sleep ooo. I'm always late for work,even with alarms and all. Any suggestions anyone? An amazing week to my ever wonderful and ever humorous sdk family. Hugz

The General's Wife said...

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mama tee said...

I saw d comment and I wonder how people can be angry or vulgar to children. I noticed people who lack joy in their lives never have second thoughts about saying hurtful things about kids. I pray God gives u happiness ASA nwa.

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

This week please favour me.

#SmartMarketer

amanda favour said...

Word!!!!!

Brightheart Dom said...

Amen

mama tee said...

Lol. This was me and many if my bb contacts.

Aya Williams said...

Congrats to your boy,Mrs R may he never depart from the ways of the lord.

amanda favour said...

Everybody have their own needs
If you beg and you're not given... Move on
Stop cussing people if they don't bless you

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Lolo Ideato, I have checked my mail. Thank you

The General's Wife said...

Good morning Pretty!

Lol @ exercise.
If I hear! Abeg my own healthy living never reach that level. Running after these kids is enough work out for meπŸ˜‰
(Note that running after my boy alone equates running after 5 toddlers)

Ibukunoluwa said...

Stella Shey the card remain?
How u gon do like that?😩
How u gon keep that card from me?🎡🎡🎡😩

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

D'Royaty abeg i dey office, i no want to laugh too much. Abeg leave me hand. Hahahaha that is why i love you, you no dey send at all.

Sandy how far oooo. What is going on. halla your babe now

Aya Williams said...

Stella stop replying them,ignore as if they don't exist.

Cisca Chesca said...

"Don't expose your success too quickly in life".. I learnt that from playing *WHOT..*

Once you just say "Last Card", you will see your enemies coming out of the wood.. You'll just be hearing "Pick 2, General Market, Hold On, etc.." like say dem dey plan you since.... πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ. Good morning

lagos babe said...

@Fab Mum,you too,it's been a while,hope you're Good.

OLORI said...

Stella just keep being you!

xhlrted p said...

Goodmorning lovelies. It's a beautiful sunny monday morning in Lagos and week 2 of the 1st month of 2017. Lastweek was hell of a hectic one and I practically begged God for a 28 hrs a day change. Thank God for his mercies:direction, guidance and love.

Currently fortified with enough prayers and anointing for the journey ahead. Bring it on 2017.
Close to the office premises, and it is a jam, learnt it's a stretch from Victoria Island. It's all good. Sighted my nwa Bekee Boss in the traffic gridlock too, all of us na 9:30am get us today.

Welcome back to all old Bvs. Missed you all. Pat, Agwo, Aboki, Sabo, Ruby, Bloggie(no chin chin?)and anyone i forgot. Una welcome.


Stella Kork...biko don't start the week with vex. You will become emotionally dishevelled and be biting people in your office.Camdan biko. Every time you and this your blog shildren. Just drop one ogbonge meme here for them whether dem no go quiet.
In moments like this I upload a badass meme on my whatsapp and everyone go 'perche' for their side. I did one last night. She give Shade Santa, she no give Foluke, bla bla. It is everywhere till February and Xmas talk go end. My goodies, my sharing. Let it slide.
Ana a brought gi up, I na a brought onwe gi down. Ask Fan Emmanuel to interpret this for you.
The in house gist me don't read it sef but will start e be like I'm missing out. Poor me.

This week i believe is a fabulous week. Mine is gonna be lit with some brainstorming sessions here and there. I loooooove sitting in meetings with blokes in crispy black and navy blue suits and intimidating cufflinks and sipping knowledge from the fountain of expository. Kikiki. Badt me. Some guys have got it all jare, all. Methinks I'm supposed to be a man. Mmmmmmph!
Hahaha. Na joke o.

Nmasinachi...Udo di. Daalu.
King XOXO...weldone in your quest for the Things of the Lord. It pays in the end. Jisike!
DRoyalty...I saw your antics. Hahaha. You like wahala too mush.

To all the new title holders, nke Onye chiri ya zelu. Congra. When is the washing?


Sorry for the delays in my replies in the other sides. Busy was an understatement. Kisses to all.
Top of the week y'all.

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚funny

Oluchi Lambert said...

Lol, this reply hot no be small.

The General's Wife said...

Yes dear,Praise God Who daily load us with Goodies
Good morning Sweetest Mother!

OLORI said...

Good morning everyone...make sure you have a beautiful week ahead of you.

You people should stop the hate and take some honey cos its becoming too much!

Pls if you have used camera for sale message me, you can click my profile for my email..thanks

Welcome back ibukun...how was you exams? Success is yours ijn!

Kidjo oya step down ibukun is back!

One love!

Anonymous said...

D same way u are trying to b popular by replying my comment.
just shift one side lemme not use dis block im carrying and break ur head.

My d way its YamLegIsBetterThanNoLeg,i dunt know wat is wrong wit my I.D

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahaha Lagos Babe who vex you. Chai na really face front. Make una no let me laugh too much this morning

Anonymous said...

Congrats dear



YamLegIsBetterThanNoLeg

Anonymous said...

Yes ooo, even mi too, just got help

shandy sleeks said...

Thunder strike your generation

BLOGLORD said...

Lmaoooooo
Cunning man die,
Cunning man bury am

Eka Joy said...

Oh Lord! Smh

beautiful godly said...

Good morning folks, how was your weekend, I pray your week ahead is bless.
Thank God is Monday,my small boyfriend don go school and the big one don go work.me stay at home mum. Borrow language from stella. lol.It can be very frustrating at times when you are not working like your mate.
This week is my week ,the lines are falling into pleasant places for me and all that is mine in Jesus name. Amen
Stella I love your boyfriend theory of the cow was in shock before it was killed ,these kids can be so funny at times. Do u know it might be true!
My birthday loading ,Jan babies rock
How far Jaymoore na?

Tiwa

Vivilicious said...

Congrats to your son Mrs R. May the spirit of God continue to direct his path.

BLOGLORD said...

Good one!

Anonymous said...

For any DIY, check Youtube.

LEE70 said...

Good morning all!Exactly! Most people cussing stella are mostly the ones she thinks are her closest bvs. Keep doing what you do stella, you are doing it for God.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Hippies! Very carefree individuals!

Vivilicious said...

Don't mind them Stells, keep doing you. Evil people everywhere, oshisco

BLOGLORD said...

Nothing.
Just checking up on each other to be sure they are pretty much ok.
Lol

Anonymous said...

Why e dey pain una? Lagos babe and co.
Someone cannot say the truth again?

Beloved said...

Welcome back dear
O ja adi mma

Anonymous said...

Nah! Watching being Mary Jane . Looking forward to watching, Power! Can't wait for power to start theirs!

Eka Joy said...

Stella, pls ignore the fools. Ur real bvs and ur real fans know and understand your methods. Several unpopular and new bvs have even benefitted from ur generosity but does that stop some idiots from complaining? No! Just keep doing you abeg why they keep using frustration to keep themselves awake at night.

BLOGLORD said...

Thanks Sweet Mother.
Have a great day
Cheers

Anonymous said...

Exactly. Stellz, don't mind the low life. What you intend to accomplish with the Sat/Sun in house post is working. I had a good laugh, especially with the story about a lady who soiled her undies. I think that should win.

BV DArtagnan you really cracked me up. You seem new here. I like your blog ID, very unique Are you French?

Anonymous said...

Don't mind Stellz. She's always right! Using her blog to share wealth to her kith and kin. She's just as guilty as Whiteberry.

xhlrted p said...

Belived dear please check your inbox. Thanks

Beloved said...

Sandy doll have a nice day
I missed your comments in the IhG

Anonymous said...

Congrats dear.I pray mine comes too

Isaacson said...

Hey ibukun glad to have you back,seriously missed your comments...hope you aced all your papers you have written so far and did not allow this our blog to be on your mind while preparing😁😁...JK joor I trust you dear

Kidjo I woke up last night to go through most post I could not go through in the day and was shocked at what I saw under the comments...wnt say anything else sha...bvs Una mouth when lol

Good morning everyone and here is an advice for us all;

Don’t broadcast every high and low of your life. Just live. Don’t try to convince the world you have a life.

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

So I was waiting to board a flight. Just as we were about to get into the plane... the pilot ... I noticed was staring towards my direction. I was wondering who he was looking at... so I turned behind and the pilot then waved .. with his middle finger pointing towards me and then he smiled and indicated, by lifting his hand up that he was single( no wedding ring). I smiled back because he had a cute face.
But at the back of my mind, I was like MR pilot kindly fly this plane safely and don't let sabo distract you.
So we arrived , and as we were stepping down from the ✈️, the pilot came out from the cork pit. And as soon as he saw me ... he kept on smiling and giving me flirtatious signal... but hmmmm. The guy was obese. I just couldn't help but was worried for health.
But he was really cute...

He kept on looking even when I had gotten out of the plane...

Beloved said...

Tell them o

glosexy1981 glosexy1981 said...

Tanx for the info.

xhlrted p said...

Sweet mother... Hahaha. Thanks. They are doing well in their 'university'. At close of work I go take them home. For now, technology got them on lockdown while I work and monitor them too.
How to hang leg is a private matter na not in the blog. You self reason am.

Beloved said...

Royalty !
Funny girl
Hope it is not vuhari type o
Ikwakwakwakwa

Folly Realwoman said...

Pls Stella don't let these people to disturb you. You should be used to them by now because you have been long in this game. Online bullies have been in existence since the social media came and they will not disappear now. God will reward you for the good works you are doing with the blog.

xhlrted p said...

Oh dear. On a monday morning? Today is as bad as spoilt for you Stella Kork. Try and bone Na NNE. Try biko.

Anonymous said...

The attention makes me feel gooooooood😝 Now get back to eating sh*t, you ugly piece of dog booty.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Madea said...

Honestly, soliciting for jobs is way better than begging for money and other material things people do here. By getting a job, you get to fend for yourself. That begging is off putting.

Anonymous said...

Thanks!
You should use charcoal for your teeth though, cause I know how brown they are.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

My beautiful sweet mother!...
Have a lovely day babes...

MrsB said...

You might have to watch a YouTube video but here are the steps involved:
-Ensure the length of the lashes aren't longer than the length bof your natural lashes by holding it up against yours. Trim a bit if necessary;
-Apply lash glue along the band of the false lashes and wait about 30 to 40 seconds for it to get slightly tacky. If you place it on it immediately, it won't stick easily;
-carefully apply the false lashes at the middle of the band to your natural lash line, just above your own lashes. Once the middle has stuck on, then stick the entire lash along your lash line.
-with tweezers, carefully merge both falsies and your natural lashes together for a seamless look.
-Dazall

xhlrted p said...

Chinny uninnstall the version of Opera browser in your phone. Then install Opera(ordinary version 41.2) not the one with MINI green label on it.
On finish. Scroll down to create account. Use same id email. Close the page, reboot your phone, not 'put off' and reopen then sign in with your id and password. And you're good to go.

Have a nice day.

MrsB said...

Han han
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Onye said...

Beautiful morning to everyone .

Tetrina said...

Hahahahah

missylynn said...

Welcome back to the house dear
Success in your exams

Cinnamon Apple said...

Stellicious your boyfriend is hilarious lmao.. I will stop struggling with hard beef since they don't want to be killed in the first place. Welcome back Ibk,hope your exams went well

Tetrina said...

Oh how I love taverns. I'm a cider girl no matter the season, would have ordered a cold pear, apple or mixed fruits cider. Good to know it went well.

Na Godwin said...

Beautiful day!
Carry me dey go...
Jehovah carry me dey go, dey go....

Justyswt said...

My belle ooooooohhhhh

Tetrina said...

I never read where she gave some privately. You people should stop all this. It's past and gone. No one is entitled to anything on this blog, but because of the immense love here, there's a lot of giving. We should praise Stella than curse her cus I've never heard other blogs show even half the love shown here.

missylynn said...

Wow!nice

Debbie me said...

You are welcome.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Thanks blackberry.

Tetrina said...

Stella don't let it get to you. You have a heart of gold, ignore spiteful people.

Tetrina said...

Hahahahahahhahahah, people and their sense of entitlement. One year's rent???...hahahahahahhah

Anonymous said...

Good morning house...my bbm hasn't been working for days but other apps are doing perfectly well, I've called Etisalat and even been to their experience center still no solution, they said it's not a network issue,has anyone experienced such before? How did u solve it. Tnks in advance

Tetrina said...

Hi babes...😘

becky naka said...

Elastic, thou art mad, choi.. hahahahahhahaha

Nne nwa said...

haaaaaa

Nne nwa said...

honestly that comment was so hurtful. i am sure asa nwa isnt a mum yet. so so unlady like

That Uptown Girl said...

Never lend guys money, they don't ever pay back. Personally I don't lend any money that I can not forgo.

becky naka said...

Hahahahaha!bvs will not kill me o

Nne nwa said...

nice, have a productive day also

Ibukunoluwa said...

Beloved 😘😘😘😘
Isaacson u rock😘+ I did my best jare my dear
Misslyn bless up 😘😘😘
Cinnamon apple blessings 😘😘😘
Eka Joy... Why u dey shake head? Do u have any problem this 2017?

Tetrina said...

I was smiling all through until I got to the obese part and burst out laughing when I read "worried about his health".
You could have helped him loose weight you know.
Hope my Sabo is doing great 😚

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Thank you all for your well wishes.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Good morning every one.have a good week

amanda favour said...

Receive sense ✋

Anonymous said...

Iam ooo,so interesting buh I cant download espisode 6...are u watching legend of the deep blue sea?

SANDY NEKY said...

Hahaha! Ma dear Beloved, didnt have strength to read epistle this past weekend ooo. Nice dayπŸ’‹

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Welldone beloved

SANDY NEKY said...

Lool @Princess jeje, nnem nothing much o..I just de! Loving your new title. E be like I go follow go get this title oπŸ˜πŸ˜…no time biko. We are here for fun, who no like am can go chop shit. Its good to be happy at all times and happiness begins with oneself. Life is short!

Phenomenal woman said...

Stellz dear, you see no matter how nice you are, people will still criticize you. If they could kill the son of God. Who are you biko? These people are everywhere constituting nuisance in their family, environment,work places and even on this blog. Pay no heed to them. If they don't like your style, they can afford to own their own blogs too. Shebi it's a free world. These are the likes of pretty mike and the rest of attention seeking zombies. # lemme come and be going, this world is not my own #

Mystique said...

Fab mum, it's a Korean drama with 16 episodes.

Anon 10.16, no I'm not, heard the ending was very painful and sad so decided to save myself from heartbreak.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Anonymous y evils?

OLORI said...

You forgot to go back to your id?

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Too many epistle writers.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

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Sabongida Ora cutest said...

Hey boo! How are you darling.😘😘
That kind of weight.... hmmm will definitely need a surgery like gastric by- pass and liposuction

Juliet Jonathan said...

Good morning blog fam!This week shall be fruitful for us all in Jesus' name. BTW,My Eyes are sore from crying,all thanks to bollywood's movie,we are family. Kaduna BVs,I need a job because as it is,I dont know when my set will be mobilised for NYSC. Any kind of job(provided it is legal and modest)...

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

When life throws beans at you , eat beans and mess all the way!

BLOGLORD said...

Thanks XP.
Congrats on the birth of your babies
Cheers.

BLOGLORD said...

Lmao @ healthy living never reach that level.
Do some sit up jor. Lazy gerh.
TGBaibay! After you na you. Lol
Have a beautiful day darl

Juliet Jonathan said...

How you feel about her is all that matters. Develope a strong bond with the child,reiterate your stands about the relationship to your people...and you'd be good.

Juliet Jonathan said...

Oh my God!!!πŸ™† oh lΓ  lΓ !!!

Priceless Jewel said...

Welcome back dearie!
Success in your exams.

Wishing you wonderful results.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahahah

missylynn said...

Haba na why people dey quarrel because of shoki
Me I no get any and am not making noise
Stella no waste your time onthis people and do your stuff the way you like ok.we love you as you be..

missylynn said...

Hahahahahaha I follow they laff oo
Never mind them Stella

NUVI HONEY said...

I saw your reply on the IHG of yesterday late, girls that love football are usually cool and fun to hang out with. Are you a tomboy? 😁.
My teeth aren't as white as they used to be, I Googled and I saw these method you wrote but I didn't use them because on further research I saw that the teeth aren't supposed to be too white , 2ndly I learnt these methods would erode the enamel slowly, and if there's one thing I hate when biting or chewing food it's that "shocking" sensation.

GALORE said...

@Eka...lol....As in ehh.....





@GALORE

Nwa said...

My roomie a girl who borrowed money and clothes plus oda things went after my ex, i am sure she slept b4 we broke up....they didn't even last for 8 months...

Anonymous said...

...so why would you respond to a person that doesn't exist?...

Bravitudenaturals said...

I woke up on the good side of the bed this morning. Boo is spoiling me and I love him. Took me to abuja to spoil me and relax from all the stress. He's a good man and he's got a good girl too.

Juliet Jonathan said...

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Juliet Jonathan said...

I feel your pain dear. I guess we are in the same Shoes. It is well!

Becky Divine said...

Awwww thanks guys
Anon 09:20 from your lips to God's ears! Get ready to start working soon

Anonymous said...

...and hubby jst got matched...yipppy

code009 said...

Who the hell is get stella worked up?????

Anonymous said...

So last week, one of my bosses (female) has been calling me and checking on me frequently. I have been cool with the new development. Until she invited me to her place on Saturday, although I didn't want to go as I am really bad at keeping appointment but she was persistent, calling and sending messages to confirm if I would still come that she has prepared my food and all, and I should pack my clothes for the weekend and Monday outfit, her driver would drop me off at my branch on Monday.Actually she lost her husband some years back and cried to me that she was lonely and she would be very unhappy if I dont show up. So thats how I dragged myself to her place that night. I finally got to her place around 7pm ish. You need to see how excited and at the same time worried as she thought I would not show up.

We began gisting and all. she later told me she is bisexual. I knew that minute there was gon to be trouble. She told me her boyfriend is on the way to her place fron the states.
Haa I got very tense. So threesome was her plan. Na so I begin shake.
To cut the long story, My pussy was thoroughly wiped as her boyfriend has got the largest abunna i have ever seen and tasted.
She was all over me. The experience was amazing. Anyway I was hoping to get a settlement from the boyfriend since na work I do. lol nothing show.
We planned we would do it again next month.

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