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CHUCKS ''DAVID'' COVERS IHN WITH GOLIATH
This is the NYSC funny picture I took during my service year and I thought I should share it with you. For every orientation camp,there is a Goliath.
Best regards.
Bv Chuks success Ibe.
Funny photos..Nice one....Have you sent us your Service Year Boulevard?
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TOMORROW IS SPONTANEOUS IHN
This means everything/anything/most thingy you send will be posted.....Come On try your luck....Offer lasts only tomorrow.
if you are doing a giveaway,meme your contacts on the foto,if your stuff is small and has foto,make it a meme,i want this neat and tidy.
If you can afford an advert,please do not send in anything or it will be ignored....
To make this easy for me....Start sending by 6pm Nigerian time and stop sending by 7pm....whatever is sent after then will be deleted....#ONE HOUR
Trying to fix singles mingles post for a day i will not be bombarded with too much house chores and blog chores.....can you guys suggest a date and I will check my calendar?lol
This sounds so Official huh?lol
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VACANCY
Hi Stella,
A client of mine in Woji requires the services of a Stylist who can also function as the manager of the salon.
Interested person should kindly call 07066683821 to be scheduled for an interview.
Thank you
From Excel and Grace Consulting
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SHOKI RAIN FROM BLOG VISITOR
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MAMA TEES SERIES
CHIEF O. THE PLATE WASHER (Concluding part)
Recall from yesterday that Chief's wife heard her friend's voice from inside one of the rooms telling her husband(Chief) to 'keep licking the plate' and she was waiting outside the premises for them to come out. Recall also that this was after she caused a scene in the reception.
So we informed the Assistant Manager of the development as the Manager was not around. When Chief and his mistress came out later that evening, the Assistant manager called them aside and narrated all that transpired in the reception to them. He then took them to the Security office so they could plan on how to leave the hotel without a major 'war'.
I learnt when they got there, Chief saw his wife and two other women on the CCTV, they were waiting outside the premises armed with big sticks, she had invited two of her other friends to come join her in the showdown.
Seeing this, he started pleading that the security men should help him get out of the hotel secretly because his wife and her friends will destroy his car and beat the woman with him to death if they drove out in his own car. They later agreed that Chief and his mistress would lie down flat on the floor of one of the hotel's vehicles and be driven out by the Assistant Manager himself to a safe distance from where they would find their way home.
So Chief O. parked his latest Highlander jeep which was in vogue that year and laid down flat with his mistress on the floor of the bus that was used to run errands by the hotel driver and they were both driven to safety.
Chief's wife and her friends waited till about 10:pm and then tried to come in but were stopped by the security men at the gate, this resulted in a fight, these women wielding big sticks caused a major commotion at the gate and the police were invited. They were whisked away and released the following day.
This incident made Chief to stop patronising us, he changed his hideout for plate licking. Hehehehehe.
Mama Tee
So what happened to him and his wife and the friend?I for like know sha...hehehehehehehe,I also wonder how he would have convinced his wife that it wasnt him ......or lied that her friend seduced him..lol
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ADVICE NEEDED FROM BVS
I am applying for a Graduate program in Canada. But I need my fellow bvs to help me with some information.
1. Burnaby, B.C seems to be more affordable than Surrey and Vancouver, but please what's the availability of good student jobs there?
2. Are there good student jobs in Fredericton, NB?
3. What about Winnipeg, Manitoba, it seems affordable too, but are there good part-time jobs there?
Thanks a lot. Chukwu gozie gi.
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WIFE WANTED
Good afternoon Stella,
I want to hook up with a beautiful lady. I am a man of 32yrs based in Osun State, a working class needs a lady btw the age of 25-30yrs any tribe is welcome and i dont want play girl. She must be AA cus am AS and not fair.
Please if you're interested, send me a message on 09074791033.
Thank you Stella
Bv Anonymous
I have his ORIGINAL photos and have told him he will be called out if there is any story....he is just looking for a wife and has stated what he wants up there,Please if you are AS or do not know what yours is,do not contact him please.
Some of you will post jargon cussing him out but still contact him....Una weh done.
However I still ask that you be cautious when you make contact to be very sure to avoid stories that touch....
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HUMAN RIGHTS CONTACT NEEDED
Hello Stella,
Kindly help post,i am seeking the help of a human rights org or an individual linked to them,to help me fight the injustice at the place my younger brother works.
He has worked a while with them and has never received any pay(the boss keeps doing this to young people who work for him,because they have no one to fight for them so most times they forfeit the meager salary he pays them) please i'm seeking help because my brother was treated badly and wasn't still paid,he was down with typhoid and malaria but kept working because he needed the job! This man slaps them and deduct their money at will.
Please help us fight for such injustice.
I can be contacted via this email address jennycuteysweety@gmail.com
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SHOKI RAIN FROM BLOG VISITOR
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MAMA TEES SERIES
CHIEF O. THE PLATE WASHER (Concluding part)
Recall from yesterday that Chief's wife heard her friend's voice from inside one of the rooms telling her husband(Chief) to 'keep licking the plate' and she was waiting outside the premises for them to come out. Recall also that this was after she caused a scene in the reception.
So we informed the Assistant Manager of the development as the Manager was not around. When Chief and his mistress came out later that evening, the Assistant manager called them aside and narrated all that transpired in the reception to them. He then took them to the Security office so they could plan on how to leave the hotel without a major 'war'.
I learnt when they got there, Chief saw his wife and two other women on the CCTV, they were waiting outside the premises armed with big sticks, she had invited two of her other friends to come join her in the showdown.
Seeing this, he started pleading that the security men should help him get out of the hotel secretly because his wife and her friends will destroy his car and beat the woman with him to death if they drove out in his own car. They later agreed that Chief and his mistress would lie down flat on the floor of one of the hotel's vehicles and be driven out by the Assistant Manager himself to a safe distance from where they would find their way home.
So Chief O. parked his latest Highlander jeep which was in vogue that year and laid down flat with his mistress on the floor of the bus that was used to run errands by the hotel driver and they were both driven to safety.
Chief's wife and her friends waited till about 10:pm and then tried to come in but were stopped by the security men at the gate, this resulted in a fight, these women wielding big sticks caused a major commotion at the gate and the police were invited. They were whisked away and released the following day.
This incident made Chief to stop patronising us, he changed his hideout for plate licking. Hehehehehe.
Mama Tee
So what happened to him and his wife and the friend?I for like know sha...hehehehehehehe,I also wonder how he would have convinced his wife that it wasnt him ......or lied that her friend seduced him..lol
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ADVICE NEEDED FROM BVS
I am applying for a Graduate program in Canada. But I need my fellow bvs to help me with some information.
1. Burnaby, B.C seems to be more affordable than Surrey and Vancouver, but please what's the availability of good student jobs there?
2. Are there good student jobs in Fredericton, NB?
3. What about Winnipeg, Manitoba, it seems affordable too, but are there good part-time jobs there?
Thanks a lot. Chukwu gozie gi.
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WIFE WANTED
Good afternoon Stella,
I want to hook up with a beautiful lady. I am a man of 32yrs based in Osun State, a working class needs a lady btw the age of 25-30yrs any tribe is welcome and i dont want play girl. She must be AA cus am AS and not fair.
Please if you're interested, send me a message on 09074791033.
Thank you Stella
Bv Anonymous
I have his ORIGINAL photos and have told him he will be called out if there is any story....he is just looking for a wife and has stated what he wants up there,Please if you are AS or do not know what yours is,do not contact him please.
Some of you will post jargon cussing him out but still contact him....Una weh done.
However I still ask that you be cautious when you make contact to be very sure to avoid stories that touch....
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HUMAN RIGHTS CONTACT NEEDED
Hello Stella,
Kindly help post,i am seeking the help of a human rights org or an individual linked to them,to help me fight the injustice at the place my younger brother works.
He has worked a while with them and has never received any pay(the boss keeps doing this to young people who work for him,because they have no one to fight for them so most times they forfeit the meager salary he pays them) please i'm seeking help because my brother was treated badly and wasn't still paid,he was down with typhoid and malaria but kept working because he needed the job! This man slaps them and deduct their money at will.
Please help us fight for such injustice.
I can be contacted via this email address jennycuteysweety@gmail.com
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Ideato,how long will you continue being single?
ReplyDeleteChi I'm telling you. But na funny guy he be ooo
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ReplyDeleteAnonymous 15:14....y evils?
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I hope you will not contact him after this.
Very nice sign out
ReplyDelete*yimu*
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@Ela... Though its actually good to forgive and forget
ReplyDeleteBeloved where art thou?
ReplyDeleteYou too body recognises you, you want to be firmous abi
ReplyDeleteLet me help you
Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Oya go and hug transformer yeye shild
Present!!
ReplyDeleteSherry's Daughter
You want a man to 'maintain your complexion for you'?
ReplyDeleteThis statement must come from a brainpower the shape of a sieve.
Who needs the complexion more, you or the man?
What happened to your hands and legs,are you a cripple that you are waiting for someone to maintain your complexion?
Someone clearly stated his preference and you viciously attack his choice?
Is it your choice ODE????
When you open your woodpecker mouth and say you want tall, handsome, well built etc, does anyone attack your preference?
Just 3 simple things the brother specified, age, genotype and complexion.
Did he mention beauty, shape, size, tribe, career, money like many of you superficial goats do?
See some people who look like water dispenser even talking.
Abeg shut it, irritants.
*are you*
ReplyDeleteI pray you do not become the second widow like that popular actor who has buried 3 wives.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are correct.
ReplyDeleteThe brain woke up one morning before breakfast and beat it's chest and said 'I am the BRAIN'.
Nice one, portress.
@Ed, oh that's true. Efife oma. Or ehihe oma like imo people will say
ReplyDeleteAh, amebo ni yen.
ReplyDeleteI sure say, if na HIV positive you for announce am join.
Ikwawwawawwawawa
Please where did you order from. Most of these restaurants cook amala as if they are cooking rice.
ReplyDeleteYou won't even recognize the taste.
He's fair
ReplyDelete*tongue out*
Pay 2k to salt
ReplyDeleteE dey her soup pot
ReplyDeleteGo to lab naa,Elastic,you ain't a good person ra ra
ReplyDeleteMe Four
ReplyDeleteHahaahha @cherry
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂@Chi,he will be my first 'Fair'
ReplyDeleteOya,repeat your self so we will see
ReplyDeleteSultry onyix,pls contact me naaa
ReplyDeleteSome out of luck Ibos have deemed it fit to speak on behalf of all Ibos , regarding having their own country called Biafra.
ReplyDeleteLet me use this opportunity as an Ibo woman, to say that, that is a dream that will not come to pass in the interest of our children. We as women need to shush these evil Ibo men and women up, and take over reigns to put a stop to this madness!
Who is Nnamdi Kanu? Where did he materialize from? Who are his parents? What makes him think he is the messiah of the Ibo race? We don't need a messiah, we Ibos need to simply love ourselves first, and integrate with our fellow countrymen.
An Ibo man cannot in all honesty help or assist his fellow Ibo man, how then can we run a country? A Yorba man or, Hausa man will first give you an audience if you need any sort of assistance before an Ibo man would.Yes, I said it, and I speak from experience.
I agree, that we Ibos might have been relegated in terms of being included in the running of our beloved country Nigeria, but then, we caused it ourselves due to greed, and always compromising for our selfish interest.
The South East created the APGA party, what happened to it? We couldn't even hold onto a party, and we want to run our own country. Even in the purported struggle for Biafra, there are factions already, as Uwazulike's group have disassociated themselves from Kanu's group.This must be some kind of joke for our children to find some sort of comic relief when reading about, 'The agitation of Biafra by Ibo comedians'.
No sane Ibo man would join in this wasteful agitation. Only failed Ibos in areas of their life would listen to a man whose family lives abroad, and has come to cause chaos, so that many lives would be wasted,whilst his family would live to right essays on a struggle that was dead on arrival.
Ibo politicians are also behind this madness, as a way to gain sympathy for their personal aim at governing Nigeria as President or Vice president, as some sort of appeasement, hence the threat of Biafra. These politicians hide behind Kanu, and nudge him to keep on fighting, knowing it's a dead dream, but acheving their aim of being appeased with the portfolio of Vice president. A particular former Ibo governor comes to mind. Cunning from time immemorial.
We Ibo women have the power to put a stop to this madness! My maternal family all fought during the Biafra war, as soldiers and red Cross nurses. They all survived, by God's grace. A family of 11 children,and not one died. Unfortunately, this is not the story of most Ibos. I have my own family now, I'm a mother, and I'll be damned if some miscreants will put my family through what my parents and grandparents went through!
My question to Ibo's is, how could a person leading a struggle, have accepted bail, with conditions attached, when he could have insisted to be held until the struggle is achieved. Even the so called leader cannot make sacrifices. He'll just bail out of the country when it becomes too hot for him. There can only be one Mandela, others are wannabes.
Let's not forget that Ojukwu was pardoned by the Nigerian government, and all his wealth including real estate, was returned to him, whilst most Ibos lost all they had before the war, especially the loss of their family members. Who did Ojukwu lose? Ibos wake up from your slumber and hold onto a party first before agitating for a country! Rubbish!!!
I'm a proud Ibo Nigerian Woman! Ekene kwa'm unu!
😘😘😘😘😘@Fabby,I'm Anambra
ReplyDeleteJeeesss,are you serious?they should take a lead from Anambra governors naaa
ReplyDeleteHahahahah
ReplyDeleteEla is fair oo
ReplyDeleteLook up 👆
Lols at the nysc pics,goodluck to those applying for job, woooooo so many many Shokiii weldone to the loaders,Mama Tee thank you for the update 😘, goodluck to the wife finder God give you a better one. good afternoon all
ReplyDeleteThanks @play store. ☺
ReplyDeleteAnon, but I said you people should stop crying na, so you are still crying. Ok, keep crying away your destiny on top blog matter. Ekpo
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ReplyDeleteYou all are here insulting the supposed 400+ ladies that reached out to African Barbie when y'all are also part of the 400. You guys should take it easy with the fake lives especially you makason that's ranting up and down about how the blog is filled with pretenders.
ReplyDeleteWon't be surprised if you reached out but was turned down with your terrible written English hence, the anger with those who reached out.
Two faced criminals everywhere. They reached out abi? Allow them and leave them the heck alone. Even if what interested them is the part where they saw he lives abroad, ehen? So what? Who no like better thing? Who????? I know i like better better thing! That you wanna die a pauper is your business but do not drag others with you.
Nwanyi Afikpo(Egbe Nganga)
Miracle working God,I need a miracle too
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your baby girl, may she grow in God's wisdom
ReplyDeleteLols, @ David and Goliath
ReplyDeleteHian chuks dem say you are full of sin and Bush.
ReplyDeleteYa aunty up dia say you dey beg for condom from HIV nurse.
Double Hian!!
Clean nyash before you send pictures cone blog una no go hear.
I dey wait for the ones you don knack give belle to come give dia own tori.
Throws fist full of groundnut in mouth.
Y won't she be simple?wen she was decoded here!de striped her off her high horse so she had no choice dan to remain simple! Bvs here humbled her! De treated her fuck up!dats wat we do to bvs here dat want to show Demselves! We treat ur fuck up and humble u real bad! D royalty,and dat staff bus girl ideato, can testify! Hehehehehehehehehehe!
ReplyDelete@Ed Are you minding these cretins. And guess the joke?
ReplyDeleteALL of them bashing the guy are single!!!! Lmaooo.
Instead of you to pray for a man to seek you the way this man is seeking his intended you are attacking his choice because it is a law in the well you were dug up from that ALL men must marry fair women. Abeg nobody is dragging your stupidity with you Chi and co, tie it very well like gele, inugo?
Sit down with your 'fair' complexion and watch this brother wife the woman of his dreams. Ikwiwiwiwuwiwu.
@anon 14:56 da professor wia your english don cari u reach?
ReplyDeleteBegging on SDK seh..? Thunder faya you.
Loll, who told you men don't 'rub' cream? What kind of local men do you associate with madam. Maybe the men you know anyway.
ReplyDeleteAfi 'rub'... 😂😂😂😂
Ed why are you crayin😁😁
ReplyDeleteYou all are here insulting the supposed 400+ ladies that reached out to African Barbie when y'all are also part of the 400. You guys should take it easy with the fake lives especially you makason that's ranting up and down about how the blog is filled with pretenders.
ReplyDeleteWon't be surprised if you reached out but was turned down with your terrible written English hence, the anger with those who reached out.
Two faced criminals everywhere. They reached out abi? Allow them and leave them the heck alone. Even if what interested them is the part where they saw he lives abroad, ehen? So what? Who no like better thing? Who????? I know i like better better thing! That you wanna die a pauper is your business but do not drag others with you.
Nwanyi Afikpo(Egbe Nganga)
My dear, it could be fibroids, infection, it could be anything. Don't take any herbal shit and don't self medicate.I was urinating a lot too, went for scan and it turned out I had fibroids.Fibroid was pressing on my bladder.
ReplyDeleteGo to the hospital for proper diagnosis.
She is the pastors daughter and who are you?
ReplyDeleteJust krix!
As long as they allow igbos like myself who don't give a frack about their conspiracy theory remain Nigerians then bye to them. Hiiissssssss. What have igbos done for themselves that will improve when they become autonomous?. What have they got to offer?. #TheDevilIKnow...#NotInterested
ReplyDeleteGo to a hospital before u worsen your condition. They way some people give advise ignorantly though!!!
ReplyDelete@kidjo we share the same date.. In advance to all July babies
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