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Sunday, 15 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..

What!!!!!

 Women tell lies?No way!...LOL







Age lies...Like they get younger with every Birthday?.....WTF!!!

Women do not tell lies,they just fumigate their words to suit the Occasion..lol

81 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

You're the second man in my life, I have one body count before I met you




*Larry was here*

Bubul said...

She will say I am single . When she is not. That's a common lie. Especially when the person that ask the question is hot,tall n rich .

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Their age and body count

Shantelle's Empire said...

We don't tell lies,we are just being economical with the truth.

Guys ya heard??

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Lies women tell?...
Hmmmm...
For single girls...
"You are the Only man in my life"..
*yinmu
*

Atheist ™ said...

Youre the 2nd person im having sex with.

Chike TEFLON said...

Calling their sugar Daddy uncle.


Baby bia ka ikpaputa ya ka osie, she will say that she is on or has something to do for her mum.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I'm broke even when I have 1m in my purse

Anonymous said...

I don't know how to lie, when I was young and wild my sugar daddy came to look for me in front of my mum's restaurant, he came to give me money, I excused my then boyfriend to go met him, there was nothing to lie about so I had to tell him the truth, he left angrily but we reconciled.
I don't know how to lie even if I try to and it has cost me relationships, I'm too blunt to a fault.

Perxian said...

I will be ready in 5 mins.

Swiss Raphino said...

When they don't want to give the cookie they tell you they are seeing their menses, some even use pad to fake it just in case the already disappointed guy ask them for proof LMAO.

Swiss Raphino said...

When they don't want to give the cookie they tell you they are seeing their menses, some even use pad to fake it just in case the already disappointed guy ask them for proof LMAO.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Back then when I met my husband, I told him I was 21yrs old whereas,i was 26. He believed me because I've always looked younger than my age; until the day he took me to the hospital πŸ₯ because I fell ill.

I asked him to help me give the doctor my health book, that was when he saw my real age. He did not confront me immediately, about a month later, we were having a discussion with some of his friends and the issue of age came up, that was when he gently whispered to my ears my real age. I was frozen for a moment, he later told me about how he found out and we just laughed it off.

I think younger girls sometimes add to their age while older women sometimes reduce their age.
I'm no longer ashamed of my age, I've got wisdom and experience.

Stella maris Baby said...

Age
Body count
Love


prettyPrisi said...

Hnmnmnmnmmmmm

DON™ said...

I will be going very soon.. Lol
Na lie, she never ready. She wan gbensh.

TheLagosShopper(Goods and services 4rm the popular Lagos markets to anywhere in naija?07030493148) said...

I'd say body count takes number1.......!

Red Wine said...

A lady will always celebrate 25 the birthday, every year.

redbotafly said...

I have never had an abortion.

Stella Igbokei said...

How is she gonna do the blood?

Perxian said...

'I'm on my period'

Perxian said...

' he's just a friend '

Perxian said...

Oh yes. We only have 2 exes. πŸ˜‘

Stella Igbokei said...

Oh wow. Second to the last paragraph so true

Perxian said...

'Tell me, I promise I won't get mad'

Stella Igbokei said...

Age will be top of the list

Anonymous said...

you are the first person I am sleeping with after losing my virginity...
I have had one boyfriend only( meanwhile them don loss body count) I am 21 year old....
The lie many joor.





@ just Bella.

doll (aka) nwababy said...

They are always on their period with d guy they don't love...

Mama Rere said...

'I'm on my period'. Even after many years of marriage i still do it when i'm not in the mood

Anonymous said...

I've been married for 7 years now and my husband doesn't know my real age. Lmao

Anonymous said...

Dem go everly dey their period after don eat our pepper soup. The period must dry, if I hear.

Empress Daisy said...

He's just a friend......
You're my one and only
You're the second person I'm having sex with
I'm broke
The list goes on abeg

Samantha I said...

I don't like sex.

I will be through in the next 5mins.

My bag costs $5k

Anonymous said...

This is sooo me
May God forgive my sins

Benny Amadi said...

Always telling hubby I have less than I actually have or telling him we are yet to pay a bill when I have since paid it.

CHI EXOTIC said...

That's so me
And believe me you that 5minutes is 1hour.

anonymous to bahd said...

It is paining me...just to form not being well used, oshisco.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Yes, when I was younger I used to claim older to fit in
But now I don't even care.

Chi,is a baby girl for life.

Anonymous said...

"Let me call you back i am busy at the moment"

sexy Daddy said...

A lady told me she 23, but when I saw her younger sister celebrating her 32 year birth day I shivered..... Lol

Cinnamon Apple said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Saaz Sagacity said...

anytime she say "I am fine" Something don happen and its biiiiggg


BABA ABIGIRLS

Cinnamon Apple said...

Exactly lol

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Ori e ti daru

You dey follow sugar daddy but you no sabi lie

Common get out of here!

Lipstickalley said...

I am on my period

Madame koinkoin A.K.A 'peace lover' said...

I am so blunt, I don't know how to lie.

sexy Daddy said...

Once told me she is 23#

Perxian said...

You and me both. πŸ˜„

Anonymous said...

I shivered ke,na wa oooo.....why not shivereth

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Lol @loss body count! As if the men are virgins.

Diidii said...

Hahaha!! This is so me.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Like seriously? Don't you have any identity card or passport with your real age?

This is a wow!!!

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

As you see me so I'm 22yrs

That's what I tell people and truthfully my face doesn't discredit me.

Its only when you see my younger ones you'll start to think otherwise.

Singing forever young 🎢

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Just pepper soup and you're here "crying" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Don the Don

Na learners dey use that kind scope if I won gbensh I will just make body movements and if he still doesn't get it ,I will whisper these words to his ear "can I get your rock inside me?I'm wet and need something so strong to slide in.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

You are all "baby girl" for life until menopause starts knocking on the door πŸšͺ, then you realize that you are a "girl" that needs a "baby"

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

As if the "P" has metre except for those with loosed or infected something, in James voice, lol.

Anonymous said...

Mrs R are you shading chi exotic?
Chi get in here asap! Shots fired πŸ”«

Tayan Taylor said...

I love you ,is actually a lie
Love is rare to me

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahaha...anon so cos of peppersoup period must dry?it is wah for you

Anonymous said...

I dey lie gaan ni oh!

body count I dey
money I can so lie!
sex.....I dey fake orgasm steady
sugar daddy.....they are my client" or I go just harass am if him no get money....lol!
God forgive your daughter oh!

Esther Mgbolu said...

Anon you are cray i swear,hahahahahahahahahahahahaha@shivereth..stella please come and carry your anon biko

Anonymous said...

Please what is the meaning of body count?

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

No @anonymous, I'm speaking generally!

@Ibukun, you can say that again. I like that song.

Anonymous said...

Lol my ex husband thought I had only been with 4/5 men when I met him but in reality, I had been with over 40 men. I was so wild during my school days. The body count has grown even further now that I am single again

Anonymous said...

You sure say your husband know you at all. Na me dy even remind my wife when she dy ovulate to avoid unwanted pregnancy since we dy do family planning things. How man no go know when him wife dy period. No matter how he busy reach, unless him no love you.

Beloved said...

I read your last paragraph...🀣🀣🀣

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

Bwahahhfhhhahahhha anonymous u are craze!

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

Yeah ✌ u got that Saaz

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

The number of f**kery u've had😊

Shantelle's Empire said...

Hmmm

Anonymous said...

How many men or women you don gbensh...chop clean mouth.

Anonymous said...

U ds larry do u reli av wok?u alws b d first to comment on evry post...pls,get busy for once okkk?bye

DON™ said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Ladies lie when they fake orgasms, they do that to get the man off them quickly. Oh yes, i do that to my husband to get him off quickly if i am not in the mood, if not he ll not come. I cannot come and die na, so u gonna fake it and say u ve come.

Anonymous said...

I lied that i was not a virgin when i was in the uni just to feel among and pretend to be baddass. It got me respect and the guys let me be. I took my virgiΓ±ity to my husband's house jare. Back then, they used to harass innocent looking girls so i had to lie and pretend

Anonymous said...

I be number one for that one before i got married. Helped me save my cookie for oga

Anonymous said...

How can u hide period from your husband abi una no dey sleep on same bed? Hmmm, my husband ll suggest using condom so period no fit work for my husband.

Anonymous said...

Even all them sugar daddies feel they are the only ones i am seeing thats why they can do just anything for a baby girl.my present bf can swear with his life i can take a bullet for him. What they all dont know is love doesn't exist in my world.

jelly said...

Age and body count

Anonymous said...

Oga is eating other people's cookie and you are there talking about saving it. Lol... Lol again..Na wa

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