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Saturday, 6 January 2018

Mama Nnuku's Gist Corner - Akunakuna Brouhaha

Welcome to mamannnuku Corner welcome to 2018Make I serve this one as e dey hot .






The Gist:

Let me call this lady Onome , Onome makes noodles down my street, well her job was formerly a full time Akunakuna before the holy spirit captivated her soul and seized her ponyor . lol


After she left her old ways, she set up a noodle spot , so when work carry me come this neighborhood I became friends with her, and we sometimes sit in her noodles spot and gist .


Yesterday the spirit of Gbeborun in me was pushing me out but I refused to go , finally I sha went out , and Onome spot was my bus-stop


Her face lit up as she see her gist buddy, some minutes later coming towards her spot was this young lady and her bo-bo , they were playing love as they walk towards us .



Onome was busy making eggs and her head was bowed down


The lady spoke

Lady : Good afternoon we want  noodles


Onome: Lifting her Face up , which one you want? Her face met the Man beside the lady and she screamed in excitement.. Almost jumping on him. Customer ! Customer Na you be this ? Haa customer you no try o, you just disappear, the guy begin cut eye give onome but she no quickly compose.



Lady: Fuming with anger , honey what is this.....

 that was when onome looked at her face properly and shouted Ebony, Ebony na you be this? You still dey go that way? Alpha na? even me sef I confuse .



Onome: Ebony na me na Joy , for kinikan –kinkan spot that time...

 Na so the girl say she no remember o, na so ebony cast . while Onome was trying to explain the guy angrily walked away and ebony run follow am .


When they left I asked Onome who they were na so she download me gist say the girl , na akuna two of them be, before- before and they were both hustling at some hotel back in the days, before everybody find hin level, she said the guy was her regular customer for her new base and the guy dey throway money well well before he vanished and na later later she sef get to open noodles spot, we were still in the middle of she downloading the gist when Ebony was rushing towards the noodles in annoyance and started breaking everything her hands could touch screaming that onome has ruined her life that the guy wouldn’t listen to explanation and has thrown her things out .


People gathered and were holding her right left and center . lol . when fight start naim me I jejely carried my two tiny legs and went away before them break my head.

If I hear any update on this gist I go come download am later But for now it is bye –bye.

24 comments:

Chidinma Grace said...

So the guy de patronize ashawo but threw the girls things out after discovering that she was an ashewo? Wonders they say...

Gift [Mr] said...

Lol.. The girl knew she wasn't innocent either but she was forming because when onome called the guy customer???
Good riddance.... Something when she for lockup she due form "honey who is this" lol...
Abeg keep us posted biko

SANDY YO said...

Lwkmd!!!不不不不不不不不不

Fifiliprincess said...

Your past sometimes comes calling. In this case its an ugly past.

Anonymous said...

Chai. Ashawo no be work o不不

SUGAR. said...

Mama nnuku. I saw your pics this morning... You look good or is it the harmattan?

Olaide Ogunmola said...

this gist sweet die, Ashawo meet Ashawo.

Smith Anele said...

When past comes calling its always disastrous ...God help us..The past is our looking glass ..

Anonymous said...

You see it, once a lady is tagged "prostitute" she is a reject but when a man is "patronizer of prostitutes", he is the one that rejects.

Will ladies learn?
Now who was angry and breaking things?
who was dumped and who did the dumping?
Were they not both in the same "crime?"

Aya Williams said...

Hmmmm why d guy come dey vex no be ashewo himself be nii

becky naka said...

Imagine the ashawo man throwing her things out..ashawo jam ashawo.

Tayan Taylor said...

This is serious, the past is coming back. Onome self is too loud and razz, why would she call him customer knowing he was with a girl, who might be his wife. Local how's are always loud and razz, how will she feel if by tomorrow she meets a guy and another nan starting shouting customer for her head. Vera advised her to forget she was ever a hoe

Tayan Taylor said...

This is serious, the past is coming back. Onome self is too loud and razz, why would she call him customer knowing he was with a girl, who might be his wife. Local how's are always loud and razz, how will she feel if by tomorrow she meets a guy and another nan starting shouting customer for her head. Vera advised her to forget she was ever a hoe

Cassie said...

Lmao @ "before the Holy Spirit captivated her soul and ponyor". Nnuku won't kill me. Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Cassie said...

*and seized her ponyor

Omah said...

Mama Nnuku,tatafo will not do you something. I enjoyed the story, please don't forget to update us.

phinite said...

The man too na ashawo.

Great charming said...

Ehya the Lord is their muscle

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha madam abortionist.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Gbam

Spicy Dobis said...

Lol

Chika Vincent said...

Ahahaha why is the man angry, shabi himself nah ashawo..

Xhlrted P said...

Hahahaha
We await update biko.

Anony 14:28 what is "madam
abortionist?" please expatiate.

Amacastel said...

Ashawo matter no be here ooo

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