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Saturday, 6 January 2018

Saturday In House Gists - Catching A Grenade That Explodes.....

Most of us have stood up for what and who we believe in and it felt good right?



Have you ever stood up for someone and it turns out they were wrong and you stood in shock and disgrace?

Ever caught a grenade for someone because you believe in them but it blew in your face?

Ever caught a grenade for love?friendship?Siblinghood?Colleague?Stranger?


I have caught a grenade for someone before that blew in my face.....She is an actress and the biggest liar ever......I cannot tell the story here but that grenade blew me away....

Do you have a catching the grenade story?

129 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

Good luck to the winners




*Larry was here*

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Why not.... There was one that happened then, that I rather forget about sef.... Sitting this one away since them say na only once giveaway dey me dey comment and come out... Make i hide back

anonymous to bahd said...

Stella tell us the story of how your standing up for and defending spermy daddy blew up in your face, and pay yourself the 50k price money, because I know you're a great writer and will nail it! 😁😜😚
Post am o, no start this 2018 o!

Adanne said...

No need To catch a grenade for anyone, because, I no just trust anyone

Justyswt said...

Hmmmm, let the story begin.

Anonymous said...

Isaac is true now, what of the data giveaway you promised of doing, na voicemail things

Fifiliprincess said...

One time in this Abuja I drove into that Zone 4 filling station along Herbert Macaulay. There was a big ass SUV in front of me drinking up all the fuel.

This bearded guy collected 16K fuel, then said, "Let me park well." That's how he zoomed off and left the attendant in tears.

Miss Ess said...

It's a love grenade and it blew big time in my face

Eleha Omo Mummy said...

It actually happened to my mum about 5yrs ago... She was a member of a credit and cooperative society in portharcourt then... They give loan at 10% interest at a duration of 10 months... She helped a family member to collect a loan of 800k under her name and till now as am typing this, that person did not pay a dime. It really wrecked my Mum down and to think that this man is living large in PH while my Mum managed to pay 250k and is still owing till date saddens my heart... Thank God for her life. . Trust nobody.

Blackberry said...

Baba Relax n have fun.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

None that I can remember

Eka Joy said...

Mtsheew. U want to start forming victim too abi. You will tell me when they've ever involved u in such talk

treasures said...

when I was in secondary school me and my cousin were living with my grandma,we were both age mates and attends thesame school, but my cousin has rapid growth and was already having a boyfriend, so after school she will always go and meet this guy under the tree, I will be waiting for them in my class, so on this fateful day I was waiting for them, normally by 3 ,when I didn't see her on time, I went to check her there, but didn't see her so i decided to go home, unknowingly to me, my parents came so grandma sent someone to call us from school, the person saw my cousin and told her the message from grandma, and my cousin decided to go home without calling me, she was home for more than an hour before I came, my parent started accusing me of being wayward, that my cousin is a good girl, I decided to open up, told them our normal routine when the accusations was much, but can you believe she turned everything against me, that it's the case is the other way round ,infact I was beaten like a thief and that affected my relationship with my parents for a long time, they bundled me back home that day, saying grandma cannot discipline me, it hurts me for a long time that my parents does not believe me, anyway it's past, and my cousin ended up being pregnant in secondary school

Sally jayd said...

Why do you care about people's opinion? Share your story, if it is interesting and funny, blog visitors will definitely vote for you.

phinite said...

Let the story rolls in.

Anonymous said...

Stella my own was around August I bail one of my friend out becos hr stole from the company. I paid for him ooo. Surty for him. This guy came out look for moni to paid for wat he stole and hr promised to pay all my moni. Stella up till now I no see my moni oo. He later called OK I wanna pay send me ur acct o did oo, he said not zenith that he wanted Gtb becos he does not want bank to charge him.stella i later did ooo after I was agree day how can u be telling me d bank u prefer. D guy no send oo. I called his sis nd explained d guy told his sis that hr never planned to pay me all d mono day he CNT pay DAT how will he pay all dat if o think I HV witch DAT I cn do my worst. Stella up till now he did not pay and all these happened last month. Well stella HV put all behind but d lesson is plz nd plz watch anyone becos u do good to them. God bless.

BettyO said...

Me I have caught the grenade for my sister that blew in my face.
Back then in secondary school , my immediate elder sister started this small business of making and selling coconut chips to fellow students . Everyday during break, she will buy all sorts of snacks for me and her friends.We were virtually worshipping the ground that she walked upon, she told us that she was making so much profit from her 'business'not knowing that she was busy stealing my step mother's money but using her supposed 'chips business' as a cover up.

There is Nigerian saying that "ninety-nine days for the thief, one day for the owner" one day, the bubble busted. My step mum set a trap for us and my sister fell inot it. When my step mum raised the alarm accusing my sister of stealing her money, me, miss defender of the century carried the matter in my head like who dey sell gala. I started crying and telling my dad that my step mum is evil, that she doesn't love us bla Bla bla...only for my sister's bag to be searched and minted naira notes were found.jeez!So my innocent looking sister and business tycoon is a thief!

The kind of beatings that I received that day;i will not forget it. In fact, my dad said we both conspired to steal the money. Since that day, I no dey 'chook'mouth for wetin no consign me or defend person again lai lai!!!

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

I once caught a grenade for my ex-friend and it exploded in my whole body. I say ex-friend because that incident tore us apart.
This friend was my school mate, we continued our friendship after school.
Back in school, she was a nice fellow, friendly and generous.
Few years down the line, we were in separate states but still kept in touch. Then she started telling me about this guy who wanted to marry her. I also spoke with him on few occasions when they were together.
One day she called me and told me she didn't want to go see her man that weekend, that she wanted to attend a colleague's wedding and it was important as the lady in question was her friend in the office who always cover up for her. She now said that her man did not want her to go to the wedding but wanted her in his house instead. She also told me the man was too possessive and jealous but nice and caring to a fault. She begged me to call her in the evening after work when she would be with him(he picked her up from work everyday according to her) and I should ask to speak with him. I should tell him I wanted her to check on my sick sister in the neighbouring town that weekend, the town was in the same state where she lived.
Meanwhile I did not have any sister in that town. She just wanted me to lie so she could attend the said wedding.
I did it for old times sake.
She called the following day to thank me and told me the wedding was a success . Okay.

She told me about her introduction few weeks later. I couldn't attend , I was planning to attend the main wedding. I was surprised she went off social media after the day when she should be posting pictures. her phone lines were dead too. Two days later, a strange number called me and started raining curses on me. The man was her fiancee. He said we were birds of a feather, prostitutes, etc. He said I covered up for my friend to go sleep over with his uncle in his hotel in another state by telling lies about a sick sister. He said so many horrible things about this lady and how her secret was exposed at the introduction ceremony. I was speechless. I felt bad, I hated myself. I later sent him a text explaining everything she told me. He didn't reply. Later he posted the story on his social media handles and tagged me. OMG, I went into hiding for weeks. Very horrible experience.
I later heard the full gist from another friend of ours who attended the introduction, it was very messy. I cut all ties with her since then.

Fifiliprincess said...

4 years ago I was so loyal to my boss, he would authorize withdrawals from the company account countless times and send me to do his personal purchases, I couldn't question him i was just his secretary. His driver knew this since he was a very old staff of the company but I was young and unsuspecting. He lived a very expensive life together with his wife and kids. Then external auditors came and he framed me for forgery also implicated the driver too. I lost my job the driver too was laid off and the boss resigned. This was someone who led the morning prayers every Monday. I trust no one in life.

Rappakatakata said...

Do you also intend to win a prize with this post?

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

I had this friend while I was in school, she was close to a particular guy but we all knew his girlfriend, as they were an item. Shortly after, there was a rumor that my friend and that guy were poking but I waved it aside as my friend had told me before then that she can never date the guy, even though he had once asked her out all he wanted was the cookie and she couldn't give him because she was a virgin and moreover he wasn't up to her taste. So each time I heard her gist, I was ready to argue it out, and even saw the person as a spoiler. Infact "I carry her matter for head like gala". I do visit her occasionally, one day she missed classes and I kept trying her line to know why but she wasn't taken it so I went to her place after classes to know why, at the door I was hearing "woooh waaah “oh yeah” "you like that?” ooooh aaaah “oh-my-god”s! but waved it aside then knocked she came out sweating profusely tying only wrapper, I heard the guy's baritone voice saying who's that? She said 'simi' he came out also with a deep frown, his belt opened and his anaconda almost popping out of his trouser all this while she was blocking the entrance and I was standing glued to the spot shock written all over me and muttering inaudible jargons. The grenade I caught for her didn't just blow in my face it dragged my left breast..

Sally jayd said...

Karma dealt with your cousin. You have got my vote.

CHOICE (choice) said...

Hmm...that was like 2O11 back in my undergrad days. Had this neighbour who I thought was a friend. Guy was the 2nd cousin to the devil himself! His lying skills is not of this world. Is it gossip? Hmmm..How can a man in his mid 3Os gossip with teenagers? Cos in our lodge then, most of the students were young. I couldn't just understand.

He would come to my room, gist and go to the next room. There's no time you meet him that he won't have something to say about other students in the lodge. Like i said, he was my friend and we were close, yes..he had his good sides but nah, I hate guys that gossip like women!

It's irritating please.

Then one day, rumour began to spread in the compound of a girl he allegedly had an affair with and he told some people in the compound. Nawa. How could he?

It started with silent whispers for a few days. But I stood by him and said it was a big lie. He wouldn't do it. I carried the matter like gala on the higher way.

One fateful evening, we were in my room gisting when we heard a loud bang on the door. I went to open and it was the girl in question. She pushed her way in and started raining curses on my friend. I was like, aunty calm down what is it? For where! She said i should park one side. I kuku parked. She told my friend to look her in the eyes and repeat what he told people about her (i didnt know my guy went about saying she seduced him). I didn't hear that part of the gist. It was strange so I was shook that I didn't know how to intervene. He was dumbfounded at her boldness cos she's way younger than him. Before you'll say jack, students had gathered. It was like ground should open let me enter cos I was embarrassed. My friend couldn't say a word! Bro, say something nau,no comment. Kai! I was now looking like an accomplice. Then she left after cursing him with her father's grave.

My people,from that day I decided to face front. That was the beginning of the end of that friendship.

I've not heard from him for years now.

Sally jayd said...

Siblings love.... You have got my vote.

Anonymous said...

E don bad reach make u dey steal person tweet word for word,na wah for dis blog

Anonymous said...

Stella is it only the actress u caught grenade for.warrarbout that female bv in america that wanted to use school fees format scam one old papa youngie for here and that one now release her nudes

Meena said...

Some girls are like that. Still doing sugar daddy after getting the ring from a serious guy, some still do even up till a day to the wedding while the baddest of them still sleep with these sugar daddies after marriage.
I vote you Ladyport. Nice story.

Anonymous said...

Very difficult and confusing to read

Sally jayd said...

Wicked friend. . She should have told the real deal while getting you involved in her Shenanigans. I like your story, I vote for you.

Rappakatakata said...

"The grenade I caught for her didn't just blow in my face IT DRAGGED MY LEFT BREAST.." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

What is SDK blog without Sexy daddy's gbagauns? Hahahahahahaha. Stellalicious stellar. Stella post our comments eeh. Is all for fun

Anonymous said...

Wetin your story teach us ?

miss Aboki the great said...

My own happened in 2016. My neighbour's girlfriend came to visit him from a neighbouring town. Early the next morning, he rushed to work leaving her behind. I came back from lecture late afternoon and met her in tears, she had not eaten anything since morning. I invited her to my room, warmed food amd we ate, i even bought coke for her.Chai! Then it was time for me to go for choir practice and she was busy watching movies on my phone so I took my small phone and left her with my browsing phone. I came back and she had disappeared, with my phone of course. I told bros and he insulted the life out of me for not minding my business. He claimed he didnt know anything about her and i should look for how to sort myself. This happened few days after my "epic disgrace " and that explains my disappearance.

Great charming said...

Hahahahahaha Rappakatakata help me ask oooooo

Choi!x2 = Choi!Choi! said...

He too knows he doesn't deserve one naira that's why he is anonymous.
No, I think it's blogger.com that refused him a blog id because of his English.
Ikwajakwakwakwakwakwa.

Choi!x2 = Choi!Choi! said...

How much gain does he make from the data sales that he will do giveaway. He was only making mouth like his friend Sexy daddy who said he landed a good job and now has choice properties. Biko leave the poor guy.
Isaac, next time don't say what you cannot do. Face your service and business.

Choi!x2 = Choi!Choi! said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa. I will vote for Stella if she posts the story

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Eka joy I laugh you very hard.... I respect and like your person but most times before you say some things make sure you have your facts or you will just end up embarrassing yourself.... Go to SP today where it was the award that was awarded to me,not that it concerns or bothers me because I was shocked to see that attributed to me here on this blog, same me that was attacked then for always being here and commenting like a woman, it did not bother me and till date with all my busy schedule,i still take out time to visit this blog and keep up to date the best way I can and yet you say am trying to form victim,let me now table this here not to cause controversy or drama but to butress my point...when sexy daddy was exposed and called out I remember how someone I have never shown nothing but love and respect for roped me and mama nnuku into it, that we are alike or rather the same , the stuff touched me so bad and even when mama nnuku was defending herself and it others came out to say it was wrongand atheist later apologised I still did not come out to say anything because I did not want people like you to say am claiming victim or want help since it turned out to be a blessing for her(really sorry am bringing this up mama nnuku and atheist because we are all good, and atheist my man I hold nothing against you because we are all entitled to our opinion, but that day I said let chikito give you a proper ass whooping, I guess you know why nowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

that I don't care or want to be involved in drama anymore here,and am all about my brand and love in this blog does not mean anyone can come for me at anytime and I will just be quiet, am by God's grace a businessman with a brand to protect so this 2018 let's all live and let's live in love... I refuse to insult you dear and it's coming from a place of love and respect but please pipe it down and know am only dropping this in the open because you did yours in the open also... I won't address this or any reply this issue might generate from your reply or others ... Thanks

Anonymous said...

,@rappa, which prize biko. Did stella state any prize. U just sit and carry people matter like gala. Nd now on d error nd typos. I was bitter writing it OK. Mind u this is a true life story so stop assuming shit. Am not hungry OK.

Anonymous said...

Great charming why CNT u just shut up with your gutter mouth huh. Begged like u. You think people will wake up and forge story????, yes I bailed him and up till now the stupid guy refuse to pay me. Mind you I stole my mother's ATM to withdraw the money to bail the fool. People are heartless.

Blackberry said...

Bekee

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

For God's sake... Make una rest, I promised to do a giveaway of either 10gb or 20gb then if sales were good also a giveaway for a single mom.... I only did 5gb giveaway and it's not because I couldn't do much but one thing led to another with my bank uba that I won't bring here or couldn't mention because then you same people will say it's scam or am using style to look for Santa... So I kept quiet and did my best I could do, I still owe Atleast 15gb and the single mom giveaway I know but must I be attacked or attached to sexy daddy always... Do you people have any idea the number of strangers I deal with on a regular basis,have never scammed anyone in my life and hate been called that but this place has made me gotten so use to the name and as much as it doesn't bother me, it bothers my brand and it's not fair... When sexy daddy was exposed people came out, who has ever comes out to say I scam them with proof or the numerous bvs I have thier private contacts due to my business of data selling with them, how many of you have I begged money privately or told you sob stories.... This things don't bother me but I am only speaking up today because I don't want my quietness over the matter to be mistaken for guilt or anything.... With all the accusations and attacks, Shey am still here and only waxing forward stronger day by day... So God got me I leave you attackers to him

Anonymous said...

Choi choi the mad woman, We know that you can speak and write English very well huh. Just stay on your lane and shut up your crazy mouth. Stupid thing. The person that CNT speak good English that replied you with this OK. Now kill yourself. Oloshi.

phinite said...

I will vote too, Stella defender of the universe.

Anonymous said...

BlackBerry biko shift.

Anonymous said...

Bitter souls everywhere. If you CNT read then jump and pass. Reading is not by force. Bitter blog visitors in the beat, English corrector busy body fool.

phinite said...

Stella, Stella everywhere.

Small oga fabian said...

I remember in my teenage years,we were not allow to use a phone so my brother stole our sisters phone and was using it in secrecy.my sister looked every where for that phone she didn't find it but she was sure she kept it on the fridge in the kitchen.
Like 3 months later,she was cleaning the house and found the phone at the back of the tv on the shelf.she browsed through the phone and saw that someone had been using the phone.she asked my bro and he denied it.
I came back in the evening and my bro met me at the gate and asked me to cover up for him.he asked me to say that i was the one who stole the money and had been using it since then,i agreed(stupid me)...
That day they beat me like i didn't belong to the family and my stupid bro was just telling me sorry for the lashes i took for him.

nkiru Iwuchukwu said...

I caught a grenade for my elder sister that blew up in my face. I had an elder sister who always liked clubbing and our friend Genny who works with ECOWAS in Abuja. One Saturday we all went clubbing with Genny. Genny was a rich girl from a wealthy family. Genny was from Ghana and she had a driver attached to her.So her driver dropped us at a popular club in Abuja. We told him to go home that when we are ready to leave we will call him to come and pick us up. We went into the club and had some drinks and danced Genny paid for all our drinks.When it was time to go around 5am Genny called her driver so we were waiting for him to come pick us up. I saw a man forcing my elder sister to go home with him my sister was refusing to follow him. The man was holding my elder sister preventing her from entering Genny's car. I walked up to him and asked him to release her but he Ignored my pleas the next thing I saw myself on the floor the man had given me a huge blow to my face. I got up and held him by his shirt I was given the beating of my life chai!!!!😞😞 I will never forget that day. We left in Genny car my elder sister did nothing to defend me. This guy followed our car till we got to mabuchi roundabout Genny was afraid because she didn't want the man to follow us home because of her parents.So we came down to appeal to this man but he collected my phone and smashed it on the road. I took a big stone and broke his windscreen. We now went to police station in Utako I called my boyfriend who was a police officer then. He came and told the DPO and the man who broke my phone dat we are sisters. So we were released since then I stopped clubbing with my sister and Genny. Because my elder sister did nothing to stop this man from beating me. The man thought I was stopping my sister from following him home. He never knew we are sisters from the same house. Since then I stopped moving with my elder sister I cannot come and kill myself for nothing.

Manuel said...

I had this calm and social roommate during my Uni days and we were very cool as brothers. So it happened on a sunny afternoon, as i was returning from lectures, i met my roomie arguing seriously with the gateman of a guest house beside our compound. So i settled them and thot all was well. Very early the next morning i heard a serious bang on the door, Lo and behold it was the manager of the guest house and some police men.
I was surprised so i greeted and asked 'hope no problem' they responded by saying 'Where is that Cultist in your room' i said Oga no cultist here. I was very confident bcos My parents were Military personnel. I was strong hearted n argued with the Police men. Meanwhile my roomie was still sleeping. After much argument, i allowed them in and woke roomie. They explained that the gateman my roomie had a ruffle was attacked the previous nite and almost killed. I was still siding my roomie oo.. So they searched our room and found a Red cutlass under our bed with trace of blood. I was shocked and couldn't utter a word. He was arrested immediately. I was asked to go with them and give a statement. I later discovered he was a cultist and the operation was carried out while i was asleep. I still can't understand How he managed to go out and return without me knowing. Finally it took the intervention of Some persons before he was released.

phinite said...

You have my vote

Arsenal Firstlady said...

While i was working before going back to school, I had this colleague of mine D by name.The company provided us with an accommodation. When she came to work with us, i took her as a sister and a friend. I found out she was becoming friendly with 1 cult guy and i told her that the guy is a cultists that she should not date the guy. D went and told the guy what i said about him. The guy went and reported me their gang leader and their gang leader with some their members started came to our house and they beat started beating me and my other colleagues. The grenade i took for her got me better hot slaps, left, right and centre. Mine was special cos they were you are the one discouraging your colleagues from dating any of them. She started dating the cult guy, fast forward to 8 months later. The guy started manifesting. He will beat her up, tear her cloths, collects her money and still collect free ponyor from her.

Aunty Social said...

Hmmmm....A friend of mine once left school to visit her boo in one of these neighboring countries that don't need visa to enter. She's the type her mum calls almost everyday to check up on but aunty didn't tell her mum where she was going to. She said she'll spend a week there but a week turned to two and her mum was always calling my phone to ask for her daughter's where about. Told her mum that she went for a class research to another state and I'll give her the number of some of the people that went too. My God! I started giving her the phone numbers of my room mates and those ones would be like "sorry ma,she just left here to look food or do something". On my own end I was shouting at my friend to come back since her mum calls me practically everyday. Finally, I went home to pick up a document when I got a call from the mum insulting me oh.... That so I know where her daughter has been since and I was fooling her blah blah, she sent someone to our campus and someone told the person where her daughter travelled to. I just kept on saying "sorry ma" but I was pissed ehn. I chatted my friend up and insulted her back. She finally came back to school and bought me a pack of chocolate that she kept sending her own room mates to come and collect from me sef. Some months later I heard she told her friends that I was the one that reported her to the mum. The thing pained me oh. I chopped insult for nothing. In short our friendship had plenty greenades that blew up in my innocent face.

BIZ said...

There was a time I stayed with my Aunty (my mummy's younger sister for that matter)she turned me into house girl..I always sleep around 1am sometimes 2am and wokeup 4am because I was the one to clean the house cook and wash her husband'S 3 cars even without driving all at once..I washed cars everyday asif I was a carwash girl..oneday her first daughter came for holiday from school...the girl likes clubbing drinking and smoking but her parents was never aware of that..anytime her parents were not at home she would bring her friends,they would drink smoke weed and do all sorts of bad thing..she even stole her mom's 50k and asked me to go send it to her boyfriend.she said I should write my name on the slip as the sender.3days later her mom saw the bank slip and she taught I was the one who sent the money to my boyfriend even when I told her I was not the one but her daughter asked me to she refused to believe me..and the daughter was there just looking.she told my mom that I stole her money and she had to pay that money back to her and she collected it.. she later got pregnant and went for abortion when the guy refused to accept the pregnancy..she was bleeding seriously for 2days she was admitted into the family hospital..she lied that I introduced the guy who got her pregnant to her that i took her to the hospital for the abortion.and I knew nothing about it but her parents believed her and they threw all my things out of their house around 11pm that very day without listening to anything I wanted to say..and that was how my dream of going to the university was chattered...because her parents promised to sponsor me to school but their daughter ruined everything...which I can never forget for life but I thank God that am still ok even without going to the university today..sometimes couins are very bad especially if oneS parents are not to rich

Anonymous said...

The story teach you say she filifiprincess get car.

Temmytosin Ajetomobi said...

During NYSC i ve a friend dat we r 5 and 6 immediately we got to our PPA one of d ogas sited my friend immediately got her phone number from her letter and called her,she insultted him but he latter win my friend bcos oga is handsome,neat,baddoo,spender.My friend is in a serious relationship with a doctor which she calls obim.2 month obim sister is getting married and dey have to travel to d east how is she going to cover from oga dat dey r almost living together oga bought aso ebi,bought gift for d couple gave her money to buy things for her parent cos she painted it like a cousin wedding,book flight and all but oga was suspecting she will see her doctor friend cos d wedding is at doctor hometown though doctor work in d North.The day my friend got to East she stopped picking oga call cos she lodged with doctor so she told doctor d guy has been disturbing her but nothing attached doctor just told her to be careful.On saturday she pick gave oga story of been busy and stopped picking and oga can call for africa,saturday evening oga sent hi to me on bbm first time talking thru bbm said he s just checking on me and all dat trying to familiarize den i got to no we r from d same place then he stylishly ask me if am sure my friend truly went for her cousin wedding i defended my friend and told oga am even suppose to be at d wedding but due to some assignment i had i couldnt.my friend came back and went to oga s house she has deleted all d pics she snapped meanwhile saturday evening my friend has chatted her sister and dat one ask her for pics on whatsapp which she sent and didnt delete it from dia.she knows oga will snoop.she purposely left her tab on d bed she was cooking and oga check pics no wedding pics on like her oga was even asking her y she didnt snap she told oga she was too busy to snap.oga just went to whatsapp and started checking all chat just to see her chat with her sister and d pics of doctor and her kissing in d hotel and all sort.he just called me and started raining abuses on me dat i betrayed him my brother from d same village talking plenty little did i no when my friend was begging she told oga i gave her d idea of going to see doctor dat oga cant marry her(everybody knows dat) inlike 5 minute oga drove to d lodge i was outside fetching water immediately i saw his car i wanted to run cos i was already scared of d way he was raking on d phone but it was too late and started shouting ,creating scenes y my friend just walked in to her wardrobe pick cloth for d week and left.people were just asking me wat happen and i was just standing dia like a movie scene jst happen.my friend came to my office d next day knelt down and started begging me i was just like babe wat happen cos i dont understand all dis till she explained.my people a lot happened
my nysc days is full of drama i swear, i met crazy set of people.

Atheist ™ said...

lol... Isaac my buddy, dont mind them jo

Omah said...

I once had a friend who was a bit older than me, i took her like a big sis and seek advises from her, she was a book worm who had time for no one especially guys. I was quite naive then, though not a virgin. I met a guy and this guy gives me everything i want, i introduced my friend to him and took her to the guy's place like twice. My friend was always complimenting the guy, telling me how cute he is and how generous he is. We dated for like six months and noticed the guy is always acting withdrawn, i had to summon up courage to ask him what the problem was only for him to tell me he has a confession to make, he said he won't say anything until he sees my friend and big sis, i had to lie to him she travelled cos i was anxious. Guy told me he slept with my friend like three times, to say i was shocked was an understatement, i started shouting at the top of my voice insulting the guy and telling him how much i trust my friend. At the end of the day guy told me to invite my friend over on a particular day and he will be there to confront her, i said o.k and told him i know he was tired of the relationship and wanted out that he was only looking for the easiest way to do it that was why he lied about my friend. The 'D' day came, my friend came around though i didn't tell her anything, after sometime 'our' guy showed, he didn't even sit down, he just went straight to the point like 'aren't you ashamed of yourself? So you are still friends with her after everything you've done?' My guy went on to narrate everything that happened, how she came to his house unannounced and braless and how they made love non stop. My friend was shocked and was just looking at me, but i was more shocked. My friend couldn't utter a word. My guy walked her out of my house and i walked my guy out after my friend left. I was dazed and can never trust anyone again.

Olaide Ogunmola said...

This happened to me in Jss3, we were informed by our art teacher to bring HB pencil, mine was intact because I had a mark on it, but my best friend HB pencil got missing, while we were in search of my friend HB pencil, she came to tell me that, she saw it with one of our male class mate and as a strong girl and caring friend, I went straight to the guy, ordered him to give me my friend pencil, the guy insisted it was his. I got angry at what he said, so I forcefully drag the pencil from him, then the next sound was slap on my face, so I returned mine with a blow on his nose, there was blood gushing out and I could see my friend ran out with others to call a teacher. The teacher came with the school nurse and off we go to the school clinic to narrate what happened, after myself and the guy side of the story, my friend was called to say her side of the story, right in front of me, she said she didn't tell me to fight anybody and that the pencil I was fighting for was the guy own and not hers, I was helpless and betrayed. I was given a letter to call my parent and after that I was flogged on the assembly ground. After everything she came to begged me that, the fear of cane made her change the story and that we should continue our friendship. I just dusted my sandals and run from such a friend. We are still friends but distance friends (Facebook friend).

Favourlistic said...

Me I have caught the grenade for my nephew who stays with my mum and it blew in my face.

My mum always complain to me that my nephew is giving her problems that she comes back late in the night people said the always see her with boys in the village in a dark corner, and that my nephew always stole her money to me I did not believe her because I was wondering how a child of 12years will do all that, so one day I went to visit them and my mum download everything to me I called the girl privately and ask her if what mum said is the truth she started crying and swear with her study that she didn't do all those things, I got so angry with my mum for accusing the little girl i taught she was just being wicked to the girl because that my mum can behave funny sometimes my mum even started crying that I believed the girl instead of her come and see drama from 3 of us that night

I left the next day because I was angry, 2days later my mum called me that my nephew has confess that all the money she has been looking for she took them to school buy things for herself and for her friends in school that the boy people told my mum that the always see her with is her boyfriend, I was so disappointed I called the girl she started crying that we should forgive her then I ask my mum what makes the girl to confessing she said the came back from church and she called her and ask her the topic for that day she said it then my mum start preaching to her that a thief, lyer, fornicator will go to hell fire that was when she started crying and told my mum the truth, since that day I don't believe anybody if small girl like that can lie see me and my mum having a little misunderstanding because of her its very painful

I have to start apologising to my mum for not believing her initially I bought things and sent to her. So I refused to trust anybody

STARRY LARRY said...

I vote your gist




*Larry was here*

Mrs Gee said...

Wow, this is interesting. You have my vote

Pleasant Suprises KK said...

He writes like BV Villager, difficult to read and understand

GUCCI said...

I had this friend back then in school. She seem to be too Honest with our friendship that I could hardly suspect anything bad about her. We're almost every where we do practically every thing together. .. she can gist very well so I enjoy her company a lot as a result of that. .. so I can remember 2013 I told her I was getting married but never knew she wasn't so comfortable with that..but I didn't notice any way. . I made her one of my asoebi on my wedding day and allow her to visit me as she please ... so as time went on I hard problems in my marriage but didn't disclose it to her .. not quite long I started hearing gossip that my hubby impregnated some lady and that's why am getting slimer and thin by the day.. haaa I come pause begin wonder How this one take be true because I love hubby so much.. but not too long trust idle people and amebo. One woman we been dey seek my notice for long decided to take advantage of the story. . She knock one day say she wan tell me something but I said she can go on while she was still standing at the door. She come look me one kaii per say I no welcome am well I come say make I pity her allow her enter. She begin tell me all that my friend was saying about me and my marriage and hubby too.. hmm I couldn't even wait for her to finish immediately I started lashing her that she be amebo just want to spoil the good friendship I have with my friend. .. I walked her out of my house and warn her to be mindful of things she says. .. later on my sister come hear the gist through another mutual friend who knows that my friend and then told me that is my friend that is making the gist.. chaiiii. I come cryyyyyyy.. ewooo how people can be I later confront her but she initially denied but wen she saw I was read to bring up evidence. She started aplolgising saying she don't know what came over her...I walked away and never went back to her .... I was heartbreaking for too long because I couldn't forgive myself for trusting her so much .

Great charming said...

Anonymous continue stealing ooooo the Lord is your muscle hahahahahaha ,please which one is begged like you sir explain

Anonymous said...

nice one Manuel, you got my vote

ifyzee said...

thank God for your life, nice gist. you have got my vote

Anonymous said...

Isaac, keep your cool.

Anonymous said...

Chai Blackberry, that nail enter wella. They hammer am wella for that ya coconut head. Kkikikikiki

Madam Estateowner said...

I did for a friend I loved so much. It landed us in police station. It was a bad experience.
Lady Port you have my vote

Madam Estateowner said...

I vote Lady Port. IssacBaba, am surprised at. Your outburst. Must you respond to all comments. Ignore and move on. Don't stress yourself out over irrelevant issues

Praise said...

Endtime friend. I can't lie such for a friend these days sha, not in these days of ritual killings and kidnapping. What if something happened to her, you will be held responsible. No one will believe there was no sick sister anywhere.
I vote for your gist

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaahahahah @ the comment and replies
Laugh want to finish me here
If it was in the days of Beloved where reaction count as vote, this isi aki would have won today's gist

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Atheist my man nothing do you....we are all about love this year

Blackberry love this year we are all about fun and love.. Thanks dearie

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Thanks I appreciate, just had to get it out of my chest

Anonymous said...

Haaaaa!
Aunty!
But u attended primary and secondary school na. A primary 5 pupil can write better than this. Hope u learned a trade sha. Itibolibo

Anonymous said...

You people will write story for competition and yet write like this? What if there was no competition?

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Voooote!!!! 😁😁

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Ehen.... So while in uni. I had a pool party for my 21st. I used to have crazy friends back then, even though my mind no reach. There was one of my friends who was still a virgin (or so i thought). She's naturally very timid and came with her timid self. She couldn't even blend in properly, cos wearing bikini was awkward to her. Okay. When she Left, the other babes now started asking me why she was acting that way, that she acts like a small child. I sparked! Warned them seriously not to talk about my babe like that. Defender of the universe, ossheey! That she's still a fargin (lol) a decent girl and doesn't need all this unnecessary gossip. Na so all of them talk: sorry oh. In fact, after I sparked pool party ended. And we moved to the club.

This was august oh. So, the thing is we resumed after one long strike around may/June; my babe showed up in school with fuller breasts. I asked her what was happening... She say na period oh. Say: na so period dey do when e wan come. So didnt put much thought to it, nd of course school stress took over.

Imagine my shock one week after my birthday when she showed up at my house to say she needed advice because she was 6 months pregnant and even the child's father doesn't know. That I'm the first person shes telling. Meaning.... all that time I was sparking she been get belle oh.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hmmm!! I've seen things in this my life.

Anonymous said...

Isaac why do you whine all the time. I know you're still a boy but frankly it's nauseating.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Ehen! And we were begging her to swim oh. She no gree. We didn't know it was because of the black line on her tummy 🀣 we thought she was being too holy. Me sef was gingering that they should free her. I was soo protective of her oh.
Abeg don't ask me what happened to that belle. But the baby was never born. And my babe later married a lagos millionaire. Kiikikiki 😁😁

new wine said...

Wow, if my id would count, I vote you.

HighlyFavoured said...

So sad.
Hope u have forgiven him and moved on?
Wen he least expects, karma will visit him and reduce him to zero.
But u must forgive and let go, for this to happen.
Leave vengeance for God.
You have my vote.

Anonymous said...

My Friend wanted to buy a car, another Friend was selling cars hooked them up, stood to gain nothing from either party. Alas things didn’t go down well , na so I find myself for police station Hian na God say me too get small connection o . I’m still friends with the potential buyer that was defrauded cos I can imagine how she felt plus it’s her hard earned money she lost and she apologised about me being arrested blah blah . As for the other Friend hmmmm

Anonymous said...

This happened back in Uni. My bestfriend then travelled out of town to see her then boyfriend. School was fully in session that period so you can imagine my horror when a one-week trip became two , then three weeks. All the while that lectures and what not where going on, my friend was in a man's house cooking, cleaning and supplying free 'otele'. The worst of it was the sense of entitlement the ni**a had. She could do nothing to please him, it was always one issue or the other
On this fateful day, my friend sent me series of messages on whatsapp, telling me about their latest quarrell, how he had shouted and cursed her and he refused to eat her food and that the reason she was not back yet was because he had refused to give her transport back as promised.

I really felt bad because she later called me in tears and i told her that if it was transport, i could raise it for her. She did'nt need to put up with such behaviour. She said ok.

Now foolish me decided to chat up the boo and beg on my friends behalf.
Kai!!!
Error oooooo
I only told him to please take it easy on her and that he should even appreciate the fact that she was there with him whereas other students were busy with serious academic work.
I begged him to forgive and make up.
Even now as I type this, i'm still trying to figure out the bad thing I said.

Anyway, few hours later my phone rang, it was my friend calling. As soon as I put the phone to my ear I heard a piercing scream , followed by heart wrenching sobs, my blood went cold, my mind scattered in many directions like what has happened? Could her mother be dead? Only for me to hear,' you have killed me, you have killed me, what did you tell my boyfriend , what did you tell him?? Ah ah , I said what did he say I said oo . She just kept ranting hysterically accusing me of trying to end her relationship. I told her to have a look at my chat with him before accusing me. No be small case. Thpugh we later straightened things out, I surely learnt my lessonon how to mind my business especially in boy/girl matter.

#whoGodhasblessednomancancurse

Anonymous said...

This happened back in Uni. My bestfriend then travelled out of town to see her then boyfriend. School was fully in session that period so you can imagine my horror when a one-week trip became two , then three weeks. All the while that lectures and what not where going on, my friend was in a man's house cooking, cleaning and supplying free 'otele'. The worst of it was the sense of entitlement the ni**a had. She could do nothing to please him, it was always one issue or the other
On this fateful day, my friend sent me series of messages on whatsapp, telling me about their latest quarrell, how he had shouted and cursed her and he refused to eat her food and that the reason she was not back yet was because he had refused to give her transport back as promised.

I really felt bad because she later called me in tears and i told her that if it was transport, i could raise it for her. She did'nt need to put up with such behaviour. She said ok.

Now foolish me decided to chat up the boo and beg on my friends behalf.
Kai!!!
Error oooooo
I only told him to please take it easy on her and that he should even appreciate the fact that she was there with him whereas other students were busy with serious academic work.
I begged him to forgive and make up.
Even now as I type this, i'm still trying to figure out the bad thing I said.

Anyway, few hours later my phone rang, it was my friend calling. As soon as I put the phone to my ear I heard a piercing scream , followed by heart wrenching sobs, my blood went cold, my mind scattered in many directions like what has happened? Could her mother be dead? Only for me to hear,' you have killed me, you have killed me, what did you tell my boyfriend , what did you tell him?? Ah ah , I said what did he say I said oo . She just kept ranting hysterically accusing me of trying to end her relationship. I told her to have a look at my chat with him before accusing me. No be small case. Thpugh we later straightened things out, I surely learnt my lessonon how to mind my business especially in boy/girl matter.

#whoGodhasblessednomancancurse

Holamee said...

You have my vote

Teekay said...

You have my vote

Adorable said...

I vote you @Lady portress

Pluto said...

I opened this post late. Let me try.
I caught a grenade for a close friend few years ago, it blew in my face and life.
This friend of mine is my childhood friend, we grew up together. He was an orphan. He struggled and got a good job. But later had issues at work and he was convicted for fraud running into millions but he swore to me that he was framed and I believed him. He was thrown into prison as he could not meet his bail conditions.
Later his health was deteriorating in prison, was very sick, so as a good friend, I rallied round and gathered money to stand as surety and bailed him so he won't die there. His wife was pregnant with their fourth child then, I took him to hospital, treated him. Now, he was supposed to be appearing in court any day the case sitting comes up.
The first time after I bailed him, he appeared in court, the case was adjourned. The second sitting, he was missing. We searched for him everywhere we couldn't find him. He left his wife and kids including a new born and disappeared. His wife said she did not know where he ran to. They locked her up for some days and later released her because of the baby. We went to his village, arrested his old uncle and cousin, locked them up. For where, my friend did not show. I was put through hell by the police, I spent all I had on the case, I was even asked to produce 400k that they will use to hunt for him, they will put his face on newspaper, radio and television as a wanted person. I did not have, they locked me up. Oh I suffered. I'm still suffering the financial implication of my troubles back then.
I later heard that someone saw him in Cotonou. His wife and kids are still here suffering. I don't believe the man I grew up with could do such. You can't know someone inside-out.

Revolution said...

Wow.... You have my vote!

Xhlrted P said...

i vote for Lady Port

Paul Okah said...

I had an accident that has delayed my trip to Abuja today...and I'm not psychologically ready to contest. Una no say I sabi gist wella...
Lady Port,you have my vote,because of your clarity of expression.
Some of the gists give me a headache to read...

Mabold said...

Eeya, you have my vote

Mabold said...

Lol omo Lo sashe

Honey said...

I vote. You try

Xhlrted P said...

I vote Lady Port

Ostrich said...

I vote your story

Anonymous said...

I vote for you. I also had a near experience, in my own case she couldn't turn it against me, cos I sharp pass her. Bv madam aboki shoe

Anonymous said...

my own is my sister in-laws that I tried to cover up for, but she later put it on my head and almost ruined my relationship with my brother.im not in a mooA Q&Ad to write plenty jare, will just be voting, belove count my vote o, my ID is in the oven. Madam aboki shoe

Claire said...

Yeeeepa!
I vote u Chikito

Claire said...

I vote you too Lady Port

Mrs Ola said...

That was a serious ish there lady port. You have my vote dear

Mrs Ola said...

Oh Lord! This is heartbreaking. I vote you

Mrs Ola said...

What happened to the pregnancy? Pls don't tell me she aborted it. I'm here seeing my period today, very sad in the morning when it came but had to loosen up later in the evening. Someone will now be aborting. God pls have mercy.

Sally jayd said...

So sad, reason why I don’t blame people that don’t fall for so stories. You have got my vote

Priceless said...

I vote for you

Anonymous said...

I thought nephew belong to the masculine gender? Is your nephew a hermaphrodite? Please o don't be offended I need clarification.

Fresh Petals said...

I vote your gist

Priceless said...

I vote for you

Mummy J said...

I can never do surety for anyone and I don't pray to have an issue where I will need a surety.
You have my vote.
Today is my street youth carnival. Their loud music music not allow me to sleep.

Sista Jane said...

Chai. Na wa for your friend o.

Sista Jane said...

*your niece. She is a girl, so she is your niece.

Sista Jane said...

Lol. Imagine! People can pretend ehhhh

Anonymous said...

@Favourlistic, please do you know the meaning of "nephew"? Please I'm asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

Choi a baby of 6 months was never born, chai people get mind ooo

Gracepersonified said...

I vote for you

Cutiebee said...

I vote you. This your story teaches a good lesson. I no kuku get any close friend sef

Anonymous said...

I had a friend from my university days, she was 5 years older but was close to me as I am deemed wiser than my years. I later realized she wasn't that smart or wise as she was too marriage and relationship crazy.



She got married at 27 or 28 even after discovering the guy had some major foundational issues in his family and they couldn't afford the full ceremony so she got pregnant after official intro and court wedding. I was happy for her because marriage was her biggest source of fulfilment.



I later graduated and got a job, was posted to her town to work, she seemed happy and accommodated me, even left me with her hubby and kids to go to school as my job was a wake up call to her that many years had gone by without completing her schooling.



She was about to go to law school and informed me, I gave her 50k and asked her to keep me posted, willing and ready to assist my best friend if she needed more assistance. She stopped taking my calls that period, I called with a different number to m ow what was wrong, she said she'll call me back later once she knew it was me but never did and didn't take my calls either.



I silently advised myself and moved on, several months later, she came to my house and told me all that happened, she faced so much attack in her school and paid law school fees but had to let it go as she couldn't graduate, went to a mountain and prayed and eventually graduated, by then, law school registration was over, she lad lost her elder brother and a ghost slapped her mother who now had stroke.



She didn't offer an explanation for blanking me after collecting my 50k and I didn't ask her, I could see she had been through a lot, my brethren, I didn't know the joke was on me. That very night she came and I dropped her off, I was robbed and it was in a very weird way they succeeded in entering my house, I was also raped by the 2 robbers.



I didn't think much about her because I was focused on taking medication, getting therapy and getting my life back in track, about 2 years later, she called me again, I had relocated from her town by then, her husband was angry that I didn't tell them I left while she told me she had been called to bar, I had an accident the very next day.Hmmmmmm.....



I still tell myself its a mix up, my friend of 10 years couldn't have gone diabolic on me but its too dangerous to keep relating with her, I have ignored all her calls since then and faced my front. I don't do friends any longer.


Cutiebee said...

Eyah, such a sad story. I Saw this your comment last night but battery did not allow me to comment. I pity his wife and kids.
I vote you

Rachel Adeola said...

you got my vote

Anonymous said...

Lol at ponyor

Beatle said...

I vote your story pluto

Anonymous said...

I'm terribly sorry about the rape incident

Oluwaseun Victoria said...

I vote you

La' Sunshine said...

Chikito happens one mistake can just change someone's life
So what happened now finish the tory lol.

President D'Royalty (Stella's Original Blog Bff) said...

Una still dey vote?

Voting don close since 2:pm today o.
Any vote after 2:pm is invalid. Also, only comments that indicate they are actually voting for a particular gist will be counted as votes and not reactions. For instance, 'I vote you, you have my vote, e.t.c....

Ok, results will be announced on Monday SP. Let me go and investigate both the gist posters and the voters. If I notice any wuru wuru ehn? make una just forget the prize...

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

amanda favour said...

I vote for you oh,just reading this now,hope it is not too late

HighlyFavoured said...

You have my vote. Kpele

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