Tuesday In House News

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TUESDAY MEMO

Hmmmmmmmm this life!

How una dey? I dey phone dey do amebo well well and wetin i hear fit fry eggs...
I am hearing so many things about that blog matter.....I weak!!!...People are so wicked meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...

Thank you to all the people that lectured me on Obe omi......I didnt even know that the watery stew for amala is called the same name ooooooh..

So let us cook again today......

I will pick ONLY 20 people that can cook something interesting with 10k.....

Cook something and list out the ingredients you will buy and how much it will cost.....Tell us how you will cook it...Is it a new invention?

Please dont litter the comment section with non palatable comments oh....

I am here making Basmati rice and chicken stew for my bro...He came with a brand new Samsung phone for me...Hehehhehehehehe i be correct big sis indeed.....I dey plan how to use cunny ask for new laptop sef..hahahahhahahahahhahahahha *Sideeyes*

Oya eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh cook and make it interesting...Note that if your presentation is poor i wont pick you......#ummugateonmymind #nongiveawaygiveaway.....Your ID must not be new as well...LOL

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS
HOW I WAS ACCOSTED BY A MONEY SWINDLER IN THE MARKET.

I went to the market that afternoon just to buy a new shirt for myself from the money my uncle had given me when he visited my mum the previous day.

It was crowded, noisy with the usual hustle and bustle. Before I knew it, A well-dressed man approached me, asking for help with directions.
Before I could respond, another joined him, smiling like an old friend. He told me they where brothers and had gotten lost in the city because they were visiting for the first time.
They spoke kindly, convincing me to follow them to “just around the corner.” because they needed to pick their bags of dollars.

Dollars? Did I hear you say Dollars? My ears tingled and I became excited. I was only with #700, "This is an avenue to earn some money." I danced in my imagination. Money I didn't work for o.

We walked for a few minutes, and suddenly, I realized the street looked strange. "Where is this?", I paused and asked questions but their smiles vanished.
I looked closely and it hit me that I had seen their faces on social media warnings.
As I turned to leave, one of them struck me across the face. My head rang, and fear gripped me like a vice. But before anything worse could happen, a young man rushed in. He shouted thrice, "Kidnappers!!", and both men ran away into different direction.
I stood there like a sheep for the slaughter and the young man pulled me away to the kiosk beside where we were.
He looked me in the eye, pointed and said sternly, “You have to be more careful next time, those boys are everywhere".
Shaking, I nodded — grateful, wiser, and deeply aware that I had escaped something dark. Till date, I didn't understand how I fell for their trick.

Chai....

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WEIRDFACT

----The world's oldest living tree is a bristlecone pine named 'Methuselah'. It's over 4,800 years old and lives in California.

 ----crocodile can't stick its tongue out. Their tongue is held in place by a membrane, which keeps it fixed to the bottom of their mouth.

----A robot was once granted citizenship. In 2017, a humanoid robot named Sophia became a citizen of Saudi Arabia.

----In medieval France, animals could be put on trial and even executed for crimes. A pig was once sentenced to death for murdering a child.

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VERY FUNNY

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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