Monday In House News

 Monday happy hailings....

MONDAY MEMO

Good afternoon to you all from me to you wherever you are....I hope that your day started well and is still going well?

I heard that some people are leaving the Blog because i refused to acknowledge them....Wetin Musa no go see for gate?Una bye bye oooooh......

Some of you have mental health issues that you try to pin on me and i beg you to leave social media and go get help.....What has me validating you got to do with you? The popular blog visitors did not get any acknowledgement from me oooh, they channelled their own drama...

Nobody's claim to fame here has to do with me acknowledging them, so wetin!

ABEG ABEG ABEG!!!

The person who went under anon to hype the reason they left the blog inside the clap back post...well done oh...collect one fanta drink and epp me pay!!!

Hugs to everyone!

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CALL FOR CHRONICLES...

Those of you who said that you cannot sleep if you dont read Chronicles make una ready to stay awake cos Chronicle don empty....Since this content creation for monetising started eh, things have changed, Chronicles have gone South.....

I cannot be faking Chronicles like that magazine i worked years back oh.....if una no send Chronicles i will start posting something else and we move on from Chronicles...The column has tried sef......Which year did we start posting Chronicles....Winner gets 20k..post the link and we will check it out.

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TEACHER LIFE
School was winding down for Easter. Exams were over, attendance was low, and the whole place had that “we are already on holiday” feeling.
So it was just a few of us in class that day when one of my girls walked in, smiling.
She came straight to me and handed me a fat brown envelope, which she brought out of her bag.
I asked,
“What is this for?”
She smiled again, very pleased with herself.
“It’s for you. Your birthday is this month.”
Then she added, with that I did something big look:
“I told mummy to get you something… and I got this.”
Okay…
I opened the envelope.
And froze.
Inside were neat wads of ₦1000 notes.
₦80,000.
Eighty. Thousand. Naira.
Ah.
I looked at her and looked at the money.
This is not “birthday gift.”
This is “problem.”
I didn’t even waste time. I picked up my phone and called her mum immediately.
“Ma, good afternoon… your daughter just brought an envelope for me.”
“What envelope?” she asked.
I told her.
She screamed.
Apparently, it was part of the money her husband had given her to buy some things.
She said she was coming to school immediately.
I turned slowly to my girl.
“Where did you get this money?”
She answered like it was the most normal thing in the world:
“From my daddy’s drawer now… I just picked some for you.”
Chineke.
No fear. No hesitation. Just generosity.
By the time her mum arrived, you could already see the storm in her eyes.
She collected the money, apologized, and made it very clear that somebody was going to explain herself properly at home.
And my girl?
Still standing there like,
“But I was just doing something nice…”
Honestly, these children ehn…
Big hearts.
Zero understanding of bank accounts.

This is too sweet....Kids are so innocent.....''This is problem'' made me laugh out loud.....I am sure the kids like you cos of your warm look and baby like voice....

I will gift you half of the money if you want......(make una check say no be 800k dey there abeg)

Nobody should come and tell me whether she is scam or not please...She is cool headed and i like her....

She is my woman crush Monday.

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

Last week, my husband's employer wanted to pay him for a small job he did for him. Like a mini contract,so he decided not to ask my husband about his account number but called my husband and said he had sent the money. My husband was like, I haven't received the alert, so he sent a screenshot, it turned out he sent the alert to an error message he had once sent him when they first met. 

My husband was like, nahhh, this is not my bank details. It's not my name, and I particularly didn't tell you that this is my details, you never asked me but randomly sent the money to an error message I had sent you. Although the error message was somebody else's bank details, he was not someone my husband knew so well, it was a guy he met when he was house hunting.

My husband called the number, the guy picked it and feigned ignorance, I told my husband that it was not his responsibility to call the person but his employer's responsibility. He was the one who never confirmed your bank details before sending cash.

So my husband's employer called the guy and he said that some part of the money had been deducted because he was owing the bank.
My husband's employer has sent it too, but he will return the rest.

In a nutshell, he returned the rest. Even though I didn't believe the young man, I am glad that they could still get some percentage of the cash back, and that my husband's employer learned his lesson to never send money to anyone without confirming their bank details with them first. What if they stopped using that account? What if the account is blocked, what if they are owing in the account? What if they can't access the account? A lot can happen honestly, so many what ifs. So, it is pertinent to always confirm with the receiver before forwarding cash to their account.

Thats how i sent someone 100k to help me do something and after some days i called to find out why the money was not acknowledged and thats how we found out the person had abandoned that account cos of owing these banks that disgrace people...As soon as the money went in, it was deducted....lol

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MESSAGE TO FELLOW MEN POSTED BY BVAZED IN SUNDAY AND MONDAY SPONTANEOUS POSTS

I have this message for men, pls share with your sons and brothers .
We have lost four agile men in my business area this year, between January and now. Not to accidents or terrorists/armed robbers but to preventable sicknesses.
Two of them suddenly slumped and left this world, another complained of headache from night till morning and later left before afternoon, the last one had kidney problem. All below 50yrs, one was 34.

Men pls, stop drinking energy drinks to help you do your work above your strength limit, stop drinking "man power" to sleep with women, you may think you are enjoying or showing her pepper or getting value for your money but you are killing yourself slowly.
You see those small alcoholic drinks, run from them. Your liver , kidneys and heart are suffering. They may pack up suddenly one day.

Stop taking hard drugs, stop abusing medications especially painkillers. Some people take up to three different painkillers at once. They take Ibuprofen, Diclofenac and paracetamol all together. Your kidneys are suffering, your heart too.
Stop staying out late at night and end up sleeping for less than 6hours. You should try sleep soundly for at least 6 hours, I know 8hours may be impossible. Some of you stay awake till 1: am, sleep till 5:am .
Stop worrying too much, do what you can and leave the rest. Hypertension is a silent killer
Stop drinking alcohol and smoking
Stop eating bread and Fanta instead of good food, this applies to single men especially.
Start treating yourself when you see signs of sickness.
You can add more tips.
Men, pls take care of yourselves.
I know some of you will say "something must kill a man". Let me ask you, have you lived your life to the fullest that you now want something to kill you?
BV AZED

BV Azed this was a good read....

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FOR MEN ON MAN CRUSH MONDAY

Hur#ting a good woman will cost you more than you realize. Genuine love is rare, and once it’s gone, it doesn’t come back. 

You might assume she’ll wait forever or that someone better will replace her but you’re wrong!!
When you push away a woman who truly loves you, you lose more than just her. You lose loyalty, unwavering support, and a love that saw the best in you even when you couldn’t and Even at your worse she stayed,cared for you,healed you but still that wasnt enough
She wasn’t just your partner; she was your safe place, your biggest believer. And when she walks away for good, you’ll finally see what you took for granted. 

By then, it’ll be too late. 

Real love doesn’t beg to stay. Once she’s done, she’s done. And no regret will bring her back.
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LMAO......That's how one ex begged me to leave my husband and come back after he read in Encomium that year that i married 'oyibo'......He said i should not bother relocating that he would change. There was nothing i didn't hear but i knew that once God blesses you, the devil will send familiar things to try and talk you out of that blessing....

One day he messaged me and said he would call me out for breaking his heart, i just block am fiam!!!..heheheehhehehehehehe

I share what stories i wanna share, not scared of anyone and dont give two fcuks if you use it to drag me..Just know that i can drag myself but can you drag yourself?

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