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Thursday, July 31, 2014

News In Underpants



NEW IG OF POLICE....Choi handsome man ooooh



Suleiman Abba is new IG of Police
President Goodluck Jonathan has appointed the former aide-de camp to Maryam Abacha and Assistant Inspector General of Police Zone 7 as the new Inspector General of Police. 
He is to replace Mohammed Dahiru Abubakar who has attained the maximum of 35 years in service ....shegejagwa!


*THE DOMINION HAIR POST OF YESTERDAY HAS BEEN DELETED BECOS HE CALLED ME AT NIGHT AND WE SPOKE,HE TOLD ME WHERE HE WENT WRONG AND PROMISED TO REFUND THE MONEY TO CHARITY BY TODAY OR FRIDAY,HE SAID HE WAS ALSO DUPED AND HE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TELL CHARITY....ANYWAYS I TOLD HIM TO REFUND THE MONEY TO AVOID ANY FURTHER EMBARRASSMENT..HE WAS REALLY SORRY...THATS IT.
CHARITY PLEASE FORGIVE HIM AND MOVE ON..

Gunmen abduct 90 year old mother of senator Paulker 
Gun toting men yesterday abducted the 90 year old mother of senator Emmanuel Paulker representing Bayelsa Central Senatorial District



2 policemen stabbed by madman in Lagos 
2 police officers were reportedly stabbed by a mad man in alakija area of Lagos as they attempted to evict a mad woman from a church premises.
Lol maybe the mad man babe




NHIS plans digitized insurance scheme
The National Health Insurance Scheme is partnering with telecom operators to launch a digitized health insurance scheme. 



New e-passport takes effect on Friday. 
President Jonathan on Wednesday officially launched Nigeria's new 64 page e passport. The new e-passport will take effect from Friday August 1, 2014. 



Southwest PDP call for reconciliation. 
The forum of southwest PDP lawmakers has called on the national working committee to initiate a reconciliation process across the south west and all other states. 



Amala has stripped of medal
Nigerian weightlifting gold medalist Chika Amalaha has been tentatively stripped of her medal for failing a dope test. Further testing results which will prove to a large extent whether she is innocent or guilty if the sports crime are expected says the president of the Commonwealth Weightlifting Federation Poh Eng Ong said. 



New York Times responds to Jonathan. 
The New York Times in an article called " Goodluck Nigeria" accused president Goodluck Jonathan of playing newspaper column diplomacy with the fate of the 200 abducted Chibok girls. The newspaper condemns the presidents media loquacity in contrast to the evident lack of commitment to tackle the insurgency shown by the president's attitude government. 




MASSOB calls for mass return of Igbo from the north 
Chief Ralph Uwazuruike the leader of the movement for the actual ideation of the sovereign state of Biafra ( MASSOB )yesterday gave the last warning call to all Igbo resident in the northern part of Nigeria to leave. 




US : Nigerias inner drive is quelling insurgency. 
The United States department of state in religious freedom recently released a report stating that Nigeria has not acted swiftly and effectively in quelling communal or religious based violence. It also states that the government has failed to train and equip it's troops to effectively combat religious based terrorism like Boko haram. 



900 SSS operatives in Osun for elections 
The department if state security (DSS) has deployed 900 fully armed operatives to oshogbo ahead if the August 9 governorship elections. These operatives ( ladies included) who were heavily armed were spotted in osogbo on Tuesday and Wednesday patrolling in Toyota hiace buses and and Hilux vans. 




Army gets new uniforms. 
The chief of army staff (COAS) Lieutenant General Kenneth Minimah has announced that the army will be changing its uniform. The new uniform which will be sewn by the Nigerian army tailoring unit in Yaba Lagos Nigeria are expected to be more uniform and to differentiate the army corps from impostors. As well as make it difficult to copy it's design. .....story,give the copycats a few hours to study the design.



Chibok parents and the NGN 22.4m

Dauda Ilya a spokesman for the Kibaku area development association (KADA) the organization that arranged for the meeting with the president has informed that the 51 girls who escaped were given NGN 100,000 each while the 51 parents of 61 who visited were given NGN 200,000 each as the money did not go round. ..who gave the money and for what purpose?this is peanuts..and didnt Reuben Abati deny it?na siddon look we dey oh.




10 year old wearing explosives device in Kaduna 
A pair of suspect Boko haram members have been arrested Wednesday by security forces for traveling with a 10 year old girl strapped with explosive devices


Cameroonian forces free minister's wife
Cameroonian security forces have successfully rescued wife of prime minister Amadou Alli who was kidnapped by Boko haram on Sunday along with the traditional ruler of Kolofata town. 16 lives were lost in the rescue operation. 



FG says female suicide bombers not chibok girls

The Federal Government, Wednesday, took steps to douse anxiety over the possibility that Boko Haram insurgents are using the abducted Chibok girls as female suicide bombers.
Female bombers have carried out series of attacks on Kano city in the last five days, fuelling fears that those involved could be some of the girls being held by the terrorists.




Ekiti tribunal approves PDP’s request to inspect election materials - 
The Election Petition Tribunal sitting in Ado Ekiti, yesterday granted the prayers of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP,  and the governor-elect, Mr. Ayodele Fayose, to allow the party inspect all the electoral materials used for the June 21 governorship election in Ekiti State.
The tribunal had last week granted similar prayers of the All Progressives Congress, APC, by INEC to allow the party to inspect the materials in its custody.
APC is contesting the declaration of Fayose as the winner of the governorship .
poll, alleging that the election was rigged.








Pastor, woman nabbed after ‘sanctified water’ kills 2  
A man, said to be a pastor, and a woman are in Police net in Asaba, the Delta State capital for allegedly killing two children with a deadly substance sold by the pastor for N1,850.
The Delta State Police Command spokesperson, DSP Celestina Kalu, in a release, said the suspects are in custody helping the police with relevant information.
According to Kalu, “on July 25, at about 4.00 am, the Police at Abraka Police Station received information that awoman, Ese Oghenevwe (25), of Urhuoka quarters, Abraka had killed her two sons namely, Prayer Clement (9 months) and Wisdom Clement ( 2 years) by giving them a liquid substance to drink.






*If you think this isnt news,report yours...lol

21 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm.....these chibok girls ish is just disheartening

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    1. Right. So mumuluck could not find fresh blood to fill the position of IGP, he had to recycle someone from the Abacha era. I give up on Nigeria.

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  2. It's news buh not juicy *sideeyes*

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    1. True...more like newspapers...me hates reading newspapers abeg...
      I love asiri(gossip)...

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    2. Yea except that president Jonathan Condemns Amalaha for failing doping test in the ongoing common wealth games

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  3. Hmmm SDK is on fire ds morning; dishing out news lyk kilode. Biko der is nothing handsome abt d new IG of Police, d outgoing one is handsomer (lol...). Mschew will d change of uniform make d nigerian army more effectiv in dia services t ds great nation. Btw whose dotas r being used t carry out ds recent bomb attacks, I refuse t agree its nt d chibok girls... #nuffsaidfnow

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  4. LMAO @...If you think this isnt news,report yours...

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  5. Oooh, why make the change of army uniform public nau
    Shoulda surprised those fufus up North
    Now they'll start planing towards it too...mtcheew

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  6. The same Chibok girls that we have been wailing and weeping for our govt to rescue are the ones bombing us now.

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  7. Handsome ke?!hes just there. Congrats on ur new appointment sir!

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  8. If person dey owe you money na to go report am to SDK oooo. Chai,Emma the human hair guy don sharply call Stella.
    Boko haram,una well don ooo. Continue to dey use young girls as weapons of mass destruction ooo. Useless sect. Na Holy Ghost go burn una.

    Stella,I hail ooo. U still dey cruise? One love my sister.

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  9. Lmao@Underpants...
    Oh that's true..i was warming up to read the Dominion story when it vanished...I thought it was a dream lol.tnx Stella for explaining!

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  10. If it's 100k or 200k given to the Chibok parents, then it's not settlement but airfare.

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  11. Ehen!!!! Wake up dis mng n was looking for Dominion's post to complete d remaining part of d gist,cudnt find it just pitched maself n said Stella has done it again...

    but Stella u for leave d gist dia like DAT it has come to stay.Abeg!!! stop aiding n abetting dis peeps jooor.

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  12. Stella, what's the difference between Gist cafe and News in underpants? IMHO, they the same jare...abi u are experimenting wt this one too?
    underpants ko, underwear ni..*pun intended*

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    1. Tnx swerve.we r thinking alike in ds situation cos u brot every word on my mind out.pls stells.wats d difference.yest u posted something similar nd tagged it anoda name.so hv d blog visitors digest dat news already b4 ds one.lol nd we r definitely expecting anoda tomoro wt anoda heading.stello stello.i bow for u o

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  13. smtcheeeeewwwwwz...............handsome korrr in chiboyz voice........................OKIJA WIFE

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  14. Uwazurike oh,where do you want igbo in the north to go to? Is it same East where nothing is happening? EVE E UME

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    1. Thank Goodness that you know the east is as dry as sahara.

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  15. I no just like this man face.

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