IN HOUSE NEWS TODAY.

Whats up?you dont really need to read this if you have to keep complaining on whether its hot or not in here.

Shout out to wide eyed for the comment she made in the in house news segment Yesterday.I kept reading the house news was uninteresting till i read what she wrote....lol

Thanks babe,I love your wisdom..I hereby re-name you 'Wide eyed Solomon'

MARKETING JOB OPENINGS

Dear Stella this is for our SDKers.

Interested  candidates  for  urgent  marketing  positions  in Owerri,Aba  and Port Harcourt  should  send  their  names ,sex and location to 08097973838
Bsc  marketing  is not compulsory .Candidates  must  be  I .T literate

I'm an in house member. It's time for our unemployed  youths to smile

thanks ojare,it is better than staying at home nagging and complaining and waiting for a miracle.good luck to those who will try out

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Hi Stella,

thank you for the impact your blog is making in the lives of Nigerians. I am interested in the self contained offer by your blog reader with email angellook2013@yahoo.com

I would appreciate if you can mail her about my interest because i have been into the hands of fraudulent agents and i am virtually homeless. I am willing to pay the said fee she requested.

Thanks in anticipation,

Elisha

08063531760

Madam with self contained to let,please call the number

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TIME TABLE FOR SEX POSTER REPLIES UNA

Remember the guy who sent in a narrative that his wife had proposed a timetable for sex and you all took him to the cleaners alleging his wife was cheating and stuff?okay,he has replied you all..hehehhehehe

Dear Stella,

Nice One, Trust you are Good, I read the post and the comments was hilarious,But contrary to many BV mentality,She enjoyed love making with me and she can never cheat on me,Infact I trust her than my self.

I was very experienced on bed before I got married,hence no lady can get tired of me.I met her a virgin and I Know is 100% faithful.

I think her work is just time consuming cos she works in the health sector,Am not doing bad my self because am very comfortable and I dont want to cheat on her.

I just think I will engage in additional masters to add to existing one or better still find a business venture to engage myself. I also wrk 7am -7pm on weekdays ,so am vry busy too.

Regards

ORIEGWU!!!!

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BLOG VISITOR WITNESSES ARROGANT DISPLAY OF POWER

Dear Stella,

  I am a very huge fan of your blog,and I must say,I never miss

it.I have a news I would like to share with you as I am completely

baffled by the way people abuse power and harass fellow citizens just

because they feel they can't be questioned.

   So,at the Isolo,St.Emmanuel hospital junction of Aswani Market,A

certain Bolanle Bashorun whose husband Olanrewaju Bashorun works with

Lagos state took laws into her hands,A lady was almost hit by her

car,and the lady screamed for her driver to watch where he was going

and not hit her,and so,the woman came down from her car and slapped

the girl till her cheeks turned red,and of course the girl slapped her

back because she couldn't understand why the woman should exhibit such

violent character towards her,and then the Mrs Bolanle Bashorun

blocked the road for almost 1hour refusing to move her car and causing

rancour,elderly people came out to beg her,but she refused,saying,"she

was going to deal mercilessly with the girl" .

A woman coming in another direction of the road,I.e from the Aswani market junction offered to take the girl away,but the Bolanle Bashorun blocked the car and insisted she wasn't going to leave,the girl had to come down form the

car,In the midst of the crowd,somebody pulled her away and helped her

leave the scene to avoid further problems as the Police in the Aswani

division are wrapped under the woman and her husband's little finger

because they live in isolo too,not far from the scene of the

incident.

The woman is still there as I speak to you,refusing to move her car until they bring the girl back to her,I do not understand why someone should strike a fellow citizen in a country where there is law and order.

Yours,

Annonymous blog reader

This type if her hubby becomes president,imagine what would happen!

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BLOG VISITOR CHICKFELIX - THANK YOU BAE

Stella good day

  I am so so happy,in short words can't describe my happiness. Chickfelix has done it for me. She just paid into my account the said amount. Please help me thank her. May God continue to shower her with blessing,may her cup never run dry since there is God in heaven. May anything she lay her hand upon be blessed. Her household will know no sorrow. God will bless the work of her hands in the morning ,in the afternoon and in the night,everyday of her life. Her children shall feed her till old age in Jesus name. Am so happy but shyness wouldnt let me speak everything on phone. Stella help me thank her. Her type is rare. Stella thank you also for using your blog to save lives. May God bless you.Amen. Debora

chickfelix abeg shift! I claim this prayer in JESUS MIGHTY NAME...Amen!

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BLOG VISITOR IS SEARCHING FOR ANONYMOUS.

Hi SDK ,thanks for the wonderful job you have been doing with your blog.

Straight to the point,the comments on most-embarrassing /hilarious-moments left me in stitches,but i particularly like the one whereby He/She ate rice and chicken not knowing it belongs to the friends Mum, whoever you are kindly follow me on twitter @slamhitfactory,i will follow back and when i am sure you are the one i will send you a "Valuable Richard card" lol

Thanks and God bless

All those fastest fingers will run and read the comment now and claim they are the ones....fear GOD ooooo

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ETSAKO GIRL YOU HAVE ANOTHER MEMO OH

Stellz of life, kindly connect me with Etsako girl as I would like to know more of her. I am from Etsako and looking to marry from my locality.

Thank you in advance

Etsako girl,if you are single and free,please your email address in the comment section for this handsome man to contact you.

If you are not Etsako girl,please dont try to snatch her 'man' lol

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ACCOMODATION

Hello Stella,

How are you and your Family  doing?

I read the post in the in - house news where a lady said she's subletting  an apartment  because she's moving in with her sister.  I am in dire need of a room self contain around surulere, ojuelegba but the issue is my budget is not up to paying 200k for a year...not at this moment. I have a job and am a part time student too and I av less than a week to move from where I am at the moment (am with a female colleague of mine after I moved from a family friends house coz she relocated). I av a budget of at most 150k/year, then with the agency fee and all total of 220k/250k. If you av any Co-bv Who knows who is letting around the area stated pls kindly give my email. Please... so sorry for the long story.

Thank you and keep up the good work .

haanuholuwapo@gmail.com

Na really long story...lol

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TEACHING POSITIONS FOR BLOG VISITORS

Vacancies for Graduate Teachers at a new Junior Secondary School in Mojoda Epe,Lagos State

Enquiries to rote4ll@gmail.com . Thanks

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RECHARGE CARDS FROM ALLOY CHIKEZIE

Good evening Stellastica! I want you to please post this on in house news.

Actually I am regular BV, God blessed me and I was privileged to have

won some money from a particular blog. When you have a family, they

share in your joy and your sorrow, and bearing in mind that SDK is not

just a blog, its a family, I have decided to share my joy with this

wonderful family that is bonded by a platonic emotionalism of agape

love

I promised when I won that money that since God has blessed me to be a

winner, that recharge card was going to be coming to fellow BV's when

I get the money, to the glory of the great grand architects of the

universe, I have received the money.

So I want this family to share in my joy, that's why I sent this

cards. As you recharge please pray for me.

MTN

4567 5729 1745

6859 8668 0833

2761 5141 0216

4992 5245 6990

7255 1662 6815

1674 9121 3312

9895 6813 4344

Alloy thank you,your gesture melted me towards you.from now on you are my blog boo.please add it to your name Alloy Chikezie SDK Blogboo...New name is valid.

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Hi Stella

You know its Christmas season,I would like blog visitors who own companies  or work for companies that need someone to supply bag of rice,oil,tomato paste,hampers, table calendars,customized corporate Christmas cards, business cards designed and supplied.Whatever the supply and quantity.

It would be giving at the best price Just contact me on ify.dominic@yahoo.com 
Tell me the name of the company,address,phone number,contact name and quantity and I would come drop my proposal and quotation.

Blog visitors please I would be waiting for your patronage

Thank you

Aunty Stella please post this.Na Xmas hustle be this

GOD bless your hustle.

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BLOG VISITOR EYE WITNESS REPORT- AGBERO VS GRADUATE.

Stella,Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi yesterday morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor also known as “agbero”

in Yoruba was screaming for passengers,his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and pidgin English.“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along

with some other passengers scuttled for seats.There was this beautiful young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until

somebody came down then she would pay for a proper seat.

The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face,he hissed and shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when others were rushing.

The girl started pleading in Yoruba and clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know you are a good man, never mind all this

shout you have been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by your side please”.

Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t complain but rather

started praising the agbero. He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by mistake) into her face but the girl never looked

away, she never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she worked and she replied that she was a student in the University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting. He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.

When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare, then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became

indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should let her go. 

Another argument almost ensued between the agbero and the passengers

although it was not as if the agbero was really serious, he told her to go. Then it happened! 

She jumped forward and gave him a peck on the cheek! We all shouted, the agbero was quiet out of surprise. She then waved bye and ran down to

her street.

The driver and other people started to hail the agbero, see hailing! The guy was just forming boss, saying he knew he was irresistible etc and others were yabbing (taunting) him, some were yabbing the girl and we moved on and suddenly the bus was quiet, show over. Then the agbero put his head down and became uncharacteristically quiet. 

The driver soon asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out bus-stop abi the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on him). The agbero said something in Yoruba I didn’t get and then his voice became emotional and believe it or not HE STARTED CRYING. Others were now consoling him in Yoruba. When I asked what the problem was, the lady beside me explained that the agbero said he just realised he would never be able to get a girl like that in his life because

he’s an uneducated bus conductor and she was going to be a graduate.

 He was weeping because he knew no girl of her class might ever do to him

what that girl just did, to touch a dirty person like himself; that the girl is nice and well brought-up and if he had money he would have chased after

her. So the passengers were consoling him in Yoruba that he would go higher in life and be able to marry a girl like that. He should not cry

because itwas not the end of the road for him. That really touched me.

For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade of a street thug fell away and he was a vulnerable emotional aspiring young man, just like everybody else.

Wow,I learnt something from this story...did you? I would kiss him too if i see him..lol

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POSTER OF LESBIAN STORY THANKS BLOG VISITORS

Thanks All,that reaction was exactly what I needed. I know I messed up,I'm very ashamed of myself too.

I pray I don't go back to it again. You do these things thinking it's all fun and games till it hits you hard. I'm going to travel for a while, I need to stay away.

My heart is beating fast,BV's really lashed me. I deserve that too. Truth is bitter,it takes a brave heart to accept it. I messed up myself and reputation, I hope God forgives me too.

Ask for forgiveness from God and you shall receive it!

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A MEMO OF APPRECIATION FROM BLOG VISITOR EMEMJUNE

Dear Stella,

I want to specially say a very big thank you to Irene Bernard and Pet

Tessy for their generosity towards a total stranger like me.

A special appreciation to my phone for staying strong even while my

tears of happiness were threatening to damage the screen as I

comfortably loaded airtime nyafu nyafu. (e never see pass N200 credit

before)

Another thank you to my service provider for not trying to pilfer my

new credit in the night as they usually do.

To my sister and best friend who read Monday inhouse news unbeknownst

to me and called to say, ''so Ememjune you don hammer for SDK like

play like play? We would be flashing until you send our share'' ( Oboy

this blog is widely read oh)

Not forgetting you and your amazing blog which has been touching lives

since the days of Nebuchadnezzar.

And finally, to God for keeping me alive to be a proud owner of better

credit. (e remain to transfer 10 percent to my pastor as tithe)

I have learnt sorrow may last during a vigil night but joy cometh in

the morning.

Signing out now. I gat lots of phone calls to make. e don tey. lol

From Ememjune, a recharge card addict.

LOL

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