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Thursday, July 23, 2015

OMG......LMAO!





Bwahahahahahhahahahahaha...............Step forward if you are guilty of this





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105 comments:

  1. Yori Yori Princess23 July 2015 at 14:31

    Not guilty. i no wash clothes or plates for my man.

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 15:12

      I don't wash cloth for anybody in my house and will never do it for any man. That's my worse Chore. I only wash the plates I used or if i'm around when It was being used.
      If I meet any plate in the sink, I won't wash it.i don't even meet sef. My bf is a neat freak.

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    2. Unknown23 July 2015 at 15:24

      That's to those girls who has turned them selves ro slaves?just to marry a man.

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    3. SWAG LAFRESH 23 July 2015 at 15:29

      Not guilty.

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    4. Unknown23 July 2015 at 15:50

      Everybody will deny now! Mtchewwww ndiasi

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    5. World People23 July 2015 at 16:17

      I hate washing clothes eh..when I moved to my own place , first thing I ordered before the TV was a washing machine ...I can't come and go and die

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    6. A GIRL HAS NO NAME23 July 2015 at 16:19

      Bwuhahahahhaah..
      Not guilty biko..

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    7. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com23 July 2015 at 17:37

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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    8. Unknown23 July 2015 at 18:23

      Guilty as charged but in different dimension

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    9. Unknown23 July 2015 at 18:42

      I wash plates but NEVER washed clothes(i hate washing my own clothes sef, ). I hate dirty kitchen whether it's my house or not, its a habit for me. I go to friends/family's house and I am comfortable cleaning their kitchen. So any guy who dates me knows cleaning up isn't a big deal.

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    10. Secretman23 July 2015 at 19:17

      Lolz...una non dey wash at all all.
      Na una wash pass, sotenwash him mama undies join.

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    11. Secretman23 July 2015 at 19:20

      To be straightforward, its not a funny joke, most ladies do this unconsciously within the relationship, so its normal wen you do,however wen d relationship goes south, I truly understand d pain,... so all of u forming I hate washing this and that kindly stop being HYPOCRITES

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    12. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 19:53

      Mumu pips

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    13. nanagold23 July 2015 at 20:40

      Linda true talk

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    14. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 04:01

      Y should I be a maid? Over decade ago

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  2. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady23 July 2015 at 14:34

    Lol na so nah for babes wey like t play wifely role. Me wey lazy I no even get strength t wash plates f any guy talk more of wash clothes except say d guy hand break.

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 20:25

      Hahahaha, ladies, nothing wrong in washing plates as long as it is not like the dude will pile up plates and soak pot for 1 week expecting me to come and wash.
      It is OK to help but don't turn yourself into a slave.

      Whirlwind



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  3. The General's Wife23 July 2015 at 14:34

    Hahahahahahahaha

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  4. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:36

    Lmaooooooo

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  5. calabar chick23 July 2015 at 14:37

    its not funny abeg!
    most times we do these things for love and not what you guys think.

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 15:23

      Dry...
      Drier...
      Driest joke of the century...
      *** straight face***

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    2. SEXY MOTHER Is here23 July 2015 at 15:26

      Oh so you're a plate washer?? Eiyaa bwahahahahahaha
      Too funny abeg *holds laugh*

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    3. SWAG LAFRESH 23 July 2015 at 15:30

      Which love? Mine is blind to chores

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    4. Eka Joy23 July 2015 at 15:54

      Calabar chick, u dey mind d dirty, lazy girls. U will go to Ur man's house, see a few plates in d kitchen, prolly even sleep over and not wash them??? They are either liars or plain lazy. I can't deal abeg.

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    5. Unknown23 July 2015 at 17:17

      Some idiots ll come here forming "tush", what's there in washing plates. Abeg no dey form jare like say u no dey wash ur own plate. All this ajepaki turn oyinbo by force.

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    6. Irene Bernards24 July 2015 at 04:24

      Some go wash plates,wash clothes,sweep the whole compound joinn sef.


      But if your guy is rich,loves you n fucks you good,why wont you wash plates YOU guyys used to eat?

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  6. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:39

    oh my, this is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahah

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  7. kemikane23 July 2015 at 14:40

    Na wa o.

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  8. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:42

    No comment.
    Am all about making money.
    There is no time to waste.

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  9. Husayn23 July 2015 at 14:43

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  10. Bianca Bruno23 July 2015 at 14:44

    Buahahahaha
    Not me tho.

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  11. Nicole23 July 2015 at 14:45

    Rotflmfao! Smh!

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  12. David Iyke23 July 2015 at 14:45

    After washing plates, she will like to produce young plate washers from you for you!use your sense!

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  13. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere23 July 2015 at 14:46

    Lol! Hahahahhaha hp u will tell her not to gv u pussy too, cos later it will be after 2 yrs of giving u pussy! Lmfao

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  14. orela23 July 2015 at 14:47

    Bwahahahaha. ..who sent her to do wifely duties before being a wife. ?...lol naughty guy

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  15. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:49

    Hahahaha...yeye somebori!
    Nma's Blog 

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  16. sugarcane23 July 2015 at 14:49

    Hahahhahahah from plate pikin go come out

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  17. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 14:52

    True talk. I hate those stuff like mad..

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  18. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:55

    Yes oh. my own na cloth. na so dem de start.

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    1. Elizabeth23 July 2015 at 19:07

      For my fiance, I packed al his dirty clothes including his younger brother's clothes and unknowingly some rags filled to the brim inside apo garri , washed and ironed them. He still never marry me o na only God go compensate me.

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    2. Irene Bernards24 July 2015 at 04:25

      Eliza,why wash his younger bros clothes na?. Pls dont do it again.

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  19. aunty otuocha 1 of sdk23 July 2015 at 14:55

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

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  20. Unknown23 July 2015 at 14:56

    Yeye dey smell!
    Girls be engaging in modern day slavery.

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  21. Unknown23 July 2015 at 15:00

    Lol

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  22. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 15:02

    Lol!!! Desperate chicks.

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  23. Brown Sucre23 July 2015 at 15:03

    Lolz

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  24. Cynthia Iyede23 July 2015 at 15:03

    Lobatan! Hahahhaha

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  25. Unknown23 July 2015 at 15:04

    Lolz...

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  26. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)23 July 2015 at 15:06

    Hahahhahahahahaha.
    Made me remember when I was dating my spouse. If I finish eating and wants to wash plate, he will tellme not to wash.
    Meanwhile he was living with his parents o.

    I will be thinking in my mind, this guy no go kill me before the parents will start seeing me as an untrained girl.

    Anytime I wash, he will start vexing with me. But I don't look at him o. My reputation with his parents matters more to me than his ego.

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    1. World People23 July 2015 at 16:20

      Lol .. With someone you love it just comes natural , when me and Boo were on vacation recently , I noticed that I'd pick up after him ..make the bed after we get up ,set the table for our meal , tidy up the bathroom after him ...set his gym shoes neatly after use ...chai !! I had to be like nne is this really you , you that would be forming can't do this and that hahahaha!! Na serious humility oo

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    2. Justyswt23 July 2015 at 17:13

      Some babes will come here and start forming I don't wash. But na them do all the household chores for their boo pass.

      I did help my then bf now hubby to do some chores then when I come around.

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    3. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke23 July 2015 at 18:13

      @lola
      Thanks jor...when u love someone it comes naturally i swear. Even u go dey wonder and d funny thing is u wont even feel like u r stressing urself sef.
      Remember wen i met an ex, she used to say she doesnt cook 4 any1. Only me just noticed how she will ask what i wanted and b4 i talk jack, she will say dinner is ready. I just dey laugh

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    4. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 04:03

      Blood dey my eye. You don't even know my address

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  27. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 15:07

    Hahaha... na true talk o.

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  28. ChyAdaJesus23 July 2015 at 15:08

    Hilarious..

    Bwahahahahahahaha

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)23 July 2015 at 22:01

      Not funny Adanne.
      I washed plates na.
      Real earthenware sort self.

      I did pedicure and manicure. And tidied d house once in a period of time.
      We talking cribs here, belonging to Blokes in cool zones. I never dated Bus Corner boys na. Haba.

      You are picked at the close of work, last Friday of da month. And every other thing follows. "Wink wink". Till Sunday evening, and u head home.

      NNE rapu okwu. Some kitchens are worth washing in biko.

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  29. Quiksilver23 July 2015 at 15:08

    Mscheeeeeew

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  30. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 15:09

    LMAO. Dat was hw I dated dis guy for yrs, he stayed in family house anytime I wanted to assist in doin things in d house bobo wil just say 'dear dnt stress urself' nt knowin dat I was just a side chick

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    1. Eka Joy23 July 2015 at 15:55

      Lol

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    2. Tochini Beads and Bridals,Lagos23 July 2015 at 16:21

      OMG.. LMAO.. dat guy is evils!

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    3. The General's Wife23 July 2015 at 16:22

      Hahahahaha

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    4. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 17:04

      I washed the plates and I washed the clothes not because I wanted the man to see me as a wife material but for him to respect my mother that she trained me well even if I don't end up marrying him. Luckily we ended up together I have plenty domestic staff and no matter how bad we are quarelling you will never hear him call me a lazy woman or woman with no home training. Young girls, be there forming you are no slave, Na you go wash car, sweep even in neighbour compound when gwewerity catch up with you. ....... Onanikoko

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    5. Nicole23 July 2015 at 17:14

      Lmao!

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  31. Unknown23 July 2015 at 15:13

    Lol, this is so me, been playing wifey role before I got married, well only for one man and it paid off sha

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  32. Obidiyakool23 July 2015 at 15:13

    I never did dat,am not ur maid.i can do all dat when am married to d person but on friendship nope

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 17:02

      Fear God! Nor come here dey lie abeg lol! You wey dey clean full house, wash cloth, Cook food. Come here dey form i dont it for friendship

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    2. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 18:49

      @Anno 17:02 Lol, y u come dey fall Uche hand naa?
      Uche Face your Work,wash clothes,clean house and cook food.

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    3. Makaveli23 July 2015 at 21:09

      Abeg nor dey lie for here. U wey dey even polish shoe and use spray starch iron le boo clothes.

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    4. Queen Bee23 July 2015 at 21:33

      .....well all that wash plate,wash cloth is just eye service to get hooked by gals that feel dats what gives them credit before a man,unfortunately even the men know it's eyeservice.such gals btw are usually d first to blackmail with:...after 10yrs of doing so and so for u;'are u a maid?#mtceew
      Never did it while dating abeg,d best I did was to help him cook,yes thank u,i don try.#eyelashes#with the way dese guys are not loyal,how many guys cloth u wan wash before Mr Right?not to talk of the gbenshing#word stolen from bitchpls#.
      Ladies stop it!

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  33. anniemem23 July 2015 at 15:17

    Y r men so scared of commitment smh

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  34. LEE7023 July 2015 at 15:19

    Lol!!!!!!

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  35. Thelma's cake world23 July 2015 at 15:37

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Lwkmd!!,hahahahah
    All the dishwashers in da house,raise ur hands up in da air..lol
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  36. Thelma's cake world23 July 2015 at 15:38

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Lwkmd!!,hahahahah
    All the dishwashers in da house,raise ur hands up in da air..lol
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  37. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)23 July 2015 at 15:52

    hahahahahaahahaha

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  38. Eka Joy23 July 2015 at 15:53

    Biko, I wash plates and take care of my man's house. All of a sudden no one washes plates again. Make una suffry dey lie.

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 18:22

      Dnt mind them!!! Na them do housegirl work pass there is notin wrong playing tat role biko except u are Nt sure of d guy,I wash and clean cus I hate dirt he does too nd he is extremely neat.

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    2. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 18:51

      Eka we r Tush on SDK blog but Confirmed Dishwasher 4 reality.

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    3. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 18:54

      Eka We are Tush here but Confirmed Dishwasher outside

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    4. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 20:39

      When will he marry you aunty ekasco?

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  39. Jasmine23 July 2015 at 16:02

    Hahahaha, how I miss my ex!!! Dude will never let you do anything. Nobody does his chores, not even his sisters. Enjoyment relationship

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    1. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 18:53

      Which is Why he is Ex!!! And you are still Single

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  40. mommie Jay23 July 2015 at 16:06

    Lol!! Didn't do it at all. Too lazy to do anything for anyone. I was so in love with Me".

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  41. Unknown23 July 2015 at 16:06

    Lol I can so relate with this,anytime my aunt goes to her bf's place and the mum cooks,they eat together only for his younger sister to vex one day that my aunt would be eating but would leave the plate for her to wash...How they settled I no know Lmao

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  42. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 16:09

    Hahahahaha.... I don't blame the guy o, he is trying to set the record straight nii

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  43. Motola23 July 2015 at 16:12

    Lmaoooo nike see your life here,upon all the clothes she washed her bf ended up impregnating her close friend and carried her to obodo oyinbo...Am sure her hands have never remained the same...

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  44. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings23 July 2015 at 16:45

    Side chicks make una wise up

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  45. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 17:00

    Nothing is wrong jor! Una too get wahala if she nor wash una go still say she nor get home training. I do what i like

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  46. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 17:05

    Yeah ,washed plates,washed his clothes,ironed them,washed his toilet,but didn't know how to make bed or arrange the house,married me after 6years relationship ,we have 4beautiful children. everyday is like we just met.15years together no be beans.it worked for me probably won't work for another person.
    #Just Glamour

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  47. Miss Ess23 July 2015 at 17:09

    Hahahahahaha...if una chop finish she no still wash the plate na the same man go say she no be wife material. You can never get it right with a man that has a plan b

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    1. Ndidiamaka23 July 2015 at 20:11

      Exactly! U can never get it right with a man that has plan B.

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  48. Nicole23 July 2015 at 17:19

    I'll be honest, I've done the dishes in my boo's house. I did it because I used them or he did. Was i supposed to leave the dishes i used in the sink? I've never done laundry though.

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    1. Teacher23 July 2015 at 20:13

      All the dry cleaners raise your hands and shout present Sir!

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    2. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)23 July 2015 at 22:03

      No laundry.
      But others worth d squeaky feeling.
      I got d keys to da house. Soooo.

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  49. Unknown23 July 2015 at 17:44

    Haba! Lol

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  50. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 17:45

    All of you forming I can't do the chores, stay there o & carry hand, when ua 30yrs old, i'll invite you to MFM to pray for husband. I cooked for my husband and his friends, did the dish while we were dating and all his friends respect me till date and go out of their way to do stuffs for me. Plus my husband adores me.

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  51. Doppelgänger23 July 2015 at 17:53

    Very good laundry men and women. I don't do shit. My man cooks for us and hardly let's me wash after, I'd have to quarrel with him to let me wash the plates.

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  52. damabiqs23 July 2015 at 19:07

    Washing the dishes we both used isn't a big deal...but doing his laundry??? NO!

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  53. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 19:07

    Lolz

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  54. Unknown23 July 2015 at 19:42

    Excuse me! All of a sudden majority of babes are saying they don't wash plates. Please! Give me a break. There's nothing wrong washing plates in Le boo's house joor. I do that not because it's my duty but can't stand dirty plates in the kitchen.

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  55. Anonymous23 July 2015 at 20:34

    No fighting here,lets get dis right pls,obviosly d babe visited d guy fr d frst time and started. Demonstrating house wifey material,u pple sayin no big deal,how many men av u washed der ancestors clothes?if u are so good in doin all dat how com dese guys left u fr anoda,pls ladies use ur head,no one says u shudnt wash ur guys clothes bt pls let d relationship gt to a certain level abeg,na so una dey scrub up and dwn yet des guys dnt dim it fit to marry,anyone dat loves u wil put d ring on it,evn if u are as lazy as fart,dnt go to a guy's house fr d frst time and start displayin ur scrubbing and washing talents,guys look beyond dat dese days,u wil. B amazed at wat tickles der fancy,it cud evn b bcaus u are real,no time for pretence please.

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  56. Ms bee23 July 2015 at 21:55

    I love to do it.. Not kos of me trying to form wife material or something.. It comes naturally for me.. D only one I can't do is wash cloths.. I won't pretend about that one.. Kos I even hate doing my own laundry. But for play washing, Cooking food or house cleaning.. It comes naturally for me and I love to do it..

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  57. MISS TRUTH23 July 2015 at 22:14

    A well brought up and clean girl will never go to her man's house and see dirty plates and cups and not clean up. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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