MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I salute!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I have been laughing a lot since last night....LMAO!!!

This meme is for that person who tried so hard in the comment section since Friday to bring me down with words but it only made me realise how addictive this blog is and how people who claim they hate me are stuck here.....hehehehehehehehehehehe.

Enjoy yourself and continue posting comments... hahahahahahahaha

Kisses to everyone!

Strange weather, its raining but very warm!!!

Abi Elephant dey born pikin somewhere?

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

Motherhood is still the toughest thing or journey I have embarked on so far. There are days I miss the times I was young and free but when I look at my kids, it’s all worth it.

We have our good days, when I feel like a super mom who has everything under control and there are days I obviously don’t know what I am doing. I still would not have it any other way even if I am given all the money in the world.

There is this joy I feel when they are running around. I am blessed to have my kids, my heart is literally bursting with love. I never knew it was possible to love this fiercely. The pure look of love they give me, words can’t express it.

 To think, I used to believe I was going to be a very strict parent before I had kids, I was the no nonsense aunt ooo. Now having mine has turned me soft as jelly.

 I love them so so much.......

 

Some women cant touch their kids but are wicked to other kids oh... soft like Jelly to theirs but beat others....LOL

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*Twenty One Commandments of Long Life*


If you want to live long:


1. Run away from Red meat.

2. Embrace cooked egg, fish and fresh poultry meat.

3. Run away from catfish. Why? This one of the reason i decided to post this.. what is wrong with catfish?

4. Run away from micro-waved food.

5. Run away from alcohol.

6. Run away from smoking

7. Run away from multiple s#x partners

8. Run away from hydrogenated oil

9. Run away from carbonated soft drinks

10. Run away from public toilet

11. Run away from can-drink and can-food

12. Run away from Imported fruits

13. Engage in s#xual intercourse from time to time, with ur husband/wife

14. Run away from fruit juice

15. You must always sleep for complete eight hours everyday

16. Engage in fruit-fasting at least once in every two weeks (one day or 3 days)

17. Say yes to original honey and no to sugar

18. Embrace fresh vegetables

19. Always monitor/check your blood pressure and check your blood sugar level.

20. Exercise 30mins everyday, at least walk briskly for 30mins everyday if age is not on your side. Do not sit for 2hrs without getting up to walk around. 

21. Avoid malice, grudges and unforgiving attitudes. Work where you want, the jobs you like. Try and be with company that make you happy.


Prevention is always better and cheaper than cure or treatment.

From Whatsapp.

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HILARIOUS BUT INTERESTING


*Its raining with thunder and lightning and your sons tells you, "Mama come inside before thunder fire you there"*


*- is that an insult? 

*- What will be your reaction to the statement?

*- is the statement right or wrong*?




Hehehehehehehe Mama come inside before thunder fire you there....

Who makes up these funny things sef.... LMAO

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