TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I hail and salute....

IN HOUSE MEMO

Today feels like Monday because Yesterday was a Public holiday in Germany.....Was Monday work free in the Country you live in?

 Hmmmmmmmm.....

I am still taking my medications but ending today... Thank God oh.......

I had the best seafood okoro ever in Naija and i still feel the taste in my mouth...Really nice but expensive food oh... I rodered for 8 plates of it and the bill was about One hundred and eighteen thousand naira..... was quite shocked but i bone face pay..... Someone referred me and ordered for me and didnt tell me how much it cost, when the food arrived and i heard the price i shock but paid cos i didnt want stress with food... there i was complaining that the hotel food in Ikoyi was too expensive oh....

The minute i tasted the food i stopped complaining...Okro get level na and what i tasted was a PH.D okro, it had crabs, snails, prawns, fish, all fresh..... I will save for it and order lots of it next time i am in Naija again...

Back to my Naija rant.....

Departure Lounge in most International airports is so beautiful, the smell really nice and you will walk past shops and parfum will fill your nostrils, the lights, the beauty.......oh awesome...

I am still having nightmare from the ritual lights at the Lagos international airport, the cockroach smell and the depressing internal look...OMG OMG OMG OMG........Please if you have not visited naija for a while, go with noise mask, eye mask, breathing machine and take what to eat with you in case you eat a lot.......Arrrrgh I hate cockroach so much and will never forget the experience..........

Abeg have a nice day..I am still here and just happy that Subsidy has been removed...we take it from there!

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 DIARY OF A PREGNANT MOM 

My baby bump is big now and gets in my way but I don't mind at all. My kids are now so extra clingy "gumbody" and It can be hectic at times.

I have two toddlers so you can imagine my life daily...

 Our common conversation is "Mummy please carry me or back me" and when I try to explain that mommy can't anymore they start to cry..

I still carry me second around when I can manage but my first is a no go area.

Recently after I explained to him that he is now a big boy and should not be carried around like before, he looked at me with all seriousness and said "but mom I thought the baby is in your stomach, not on your back, so back me please". 

I just shook my head in shock, I am doing my best to prepare them for the new addition and even showed them videos about new born so they can be more prepared.

Hopefully the clingyness will reduce when the baby comes, if not I really don’t know what I will do.

You will be fine, things like this have a way of working themselves out... Some toddlers cool down when they the baby, they will be so shocked and think its their new toy...LOL

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PINKYS COPRNER

Recently, as you all know, I have been searching for a new apartment. Have gone far looking for a suitable place but all efforts still proved abortive.

Yesterday, which was the day balablu took the mantle of leadership, I decided to move out again in search of apartment. I met one agent and I told him categorically what I needed. He said it's available but I need pay for inspection fee which is 3k and also, I will be the one to foot the transportation fee which I obliged. 

There is this recent attitude of these agents, you have to pay them the inspection fee before they can move an inch. I gave him the 3k but sincerely in my heart, I wasn't pleased.

 These agents are fond of something, they knows they dont have what you request for but they will collect the inspection fee and either take you to a nasty house or the one that has been rented.

So, yesterday, I had planned myself because I promised never to be treated that way by any agent. When I got to his place and told him what I needed, I made sure I recorded all our conversation without him knowing. we both entered into one Micra and off we went. 

Straight to check the house, will you believe that, I wasted over 1500 for cab and bike at the end, this agent was unable to show me any house. We got to a place, I bought cold water so as to get ready because i had planned to get my 3k back from him( cuz it's so annoying). The last place we got to, we were unable to check the house, why? because he wasn't the one in charge and he doesn't even know the agent in charge, so we had to start asking people around there about the agent in charge, thanks to God, we met him and he demanded for inspection fee but I pretended as if I was deaf.

The house sef no good at all because, I had to walk round the compound leaving the two of them to discuss their nonsense and I noticed there was no well let alone borehole, then I went to the agent and told him we should go.That was how we left. As we were getting close to where to ply on bike, I requested for my inspection fee and that was where wahala started. He thought I was joking.

Why will you collect 3k from me when you know you don't have the speculation of what we discussed. It was a terrible case because wify was there too, naso people gather ooo and I was boiling and felt like punching the guy but when I remember say, Life imprisonment dey for murder and like 20years for attempted murder or so, I just compose but I held him so tight with his trousers.( the money wasn't the issue but playing me was just disheartening).

What baffles me most is, the rain began to fall and people left us, I gave my phone to wify and told her to just leave both of us alone which she didn't adhere to, you know women now, she was just telling me to leave the man but I made sure I collected that money under the rain and I was so wet ehn and wify too don suffer under the rain small but I retrieved my money and left him alone. 

We got home and another issue started , wify began to lash me with words that I didn't listen to her blablabla, I apologized and that was all.

Na God fit help person from the hands of these hungry agents. Me sef ready to show then shege because I too spend for this inspection fee wey Dem dey ask for.

This Your searching for a house tales is so sad...Are there no good houses in Ibadan or is it that you are requesting in areas where bad , run down houses exists? Maybe you should change your search... cant you search Online?

PLEASE IF YOU ARE ON THIS BLOG and have a house for rent in Ibadan or know where there is a free house please drop a message for pinky or send me a mail with all the details....

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FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

Wahala no dey finish. My former beautiful neighbors wife has eloped with another man to start a new family. The new man na young bobo who has never been married. The man could not believe that his assumed innocent and quiet house wife will ever greet another man more or less having the mind to leave him. The man came back few weeks back and saw the house empty. 

The lady had parked out with the children, changed her sim. He traced her to her new man's house

in another another State, created serious scene. The lady refused to.follow him instead she asked him to either leave the children or go with them. The lady is an ophan. She was brought up by her aged grandmother. 

The old woman cannot do much. The man went back to take his children. 

Young infants 5 and 3yrs.. Na the matter we dey solve

Snatch just like that? was she Jazzed or what? ah ah!!!

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PLEASE READ THIS

One day a rich man gave a basket full of rotten food to a poor man.
The poor man smiled and left the palace with the basket, ....emptied the basket of it's content and cleaned it,

Put beautiful flowers in it and returned it to the palace and gave it to the rich man.
The rich man was surprised and asked the poor man, "Why "?
" I gave you a basket full of rotten things and you bring it back filled with beautiful flowers. "

The poor man replied the king:
" Every human being gives what is in his heart. "

What is inside you is what you give out. Be kind always.
You don't need to first become rich to be kind, kindness is free! Whether rich or poor ... all can be kind, what you only need is ...

" A RICH HEART "!
Kindness matters......!

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