Tuesday In House News

 Positive Hailings....

TUESDAY IN HOUSE MEMO

How everybody dey?.........I am doing great and hungry as you read this......LOL

I am making something soon to eat though...meanwhile munching on some oatmeal biscuit.......

Who is that thing in Anon mode dropping disjointed comments?Do you have an ID? Talk with your ID and lets know what your problem is nah......I dont know who the crazy comments are meant for so i cant help you but just in case they are for me,I am not interested and I am too happy to be bothered...See eh my mindset is too sweet to be bittered by anything...Its how i choose to be and it works......I dont know how some people behave, you hurt someone and they choose to move on and you are still the one crying wolf...Haba!!!

Lemme stop ranting before i begin to resemble the anon ranter...hehehehehehehehehehehehehe #cookingsomethingdelish ..

This wind eh, na wah..it goes from very hot to cold and windy....I hope i dont fall under the weather oh.......

Kisses to ya'all #listeningtokennyg

Ehen that male and female BV post will come up again this Sunday, i wan ask una something....You can read each other and go back to the different posts to comment but please dont go in if you aint the gender...Last week didnt go as i wanted cos the male BV post went into draft mode.....So, we go again!!!

Stella's Singles Mingle? Please not now oh..too many organ harvesters and ritualists on the prowl and they use dating cunny to catch their victims....The female gender is honestly endangered!

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A WRITE UP FOR INTENTIONAL MEN

f you’re not married yet but you want to be a good husband and a great dad someday read this.
This isn’t hearsay. It’s my personal experience talking

1. Don’t keep late nights.
One of the things that earned me serious respect in my house is simple: I come home by 7pm.
I learned it from my dad.
No late-night hanging around. You avoid a lot of unnecessary wahala that way.
If you must stay late. Let your wife know who you are with where you are.

2. Listen to your wife.
I told a newly married friend:
If your wife is a good woman—listen to her.
Women have strong instincts. From experience, 99% of what my wife says turns out right.
Two old men in their 80s even told me the same thing peace starts from listening. Her opinion really matters bro. Don’t take it for granted.

3. Don’t be an absent father.
My kids no dey joke with me.
I bath them. I play with them. I take them out.
And guess what? Children don’t forget.
The little things hold big memory when they grow up. Make out time to always be presents.
This is very important ooo. So you won’t come to say your kids love your wife more than you.

4. Do house chores.
Yes. As a man.
I sweep, I clean, I help. It doesn’t make you less of a man.
It teaches your sons that housework isn’t “woman work.”
It creates bonding with your wife. If I can do it and still have peace-you can too. My kids know I can cook because I do it sometimes. They don’t see it as a big deal anymore.

5. Stick with one woman your wife.
Let me tell you the plain truth:
There is no trophy for sleeping with everything in skirt.
Mekwe is mekwe.
If you want to spice things, spice it with your wife.
Men who stay faithful grow faster mentally, spiritually, and financially. Real men have one woman while boys sleep with anything under skirt anyways choose where you belong.

6. Say “I love you” to your wife and kids.
Even if you’re showing it, still say it.
Some of us never heard it growing up.
Now I say it to my wife and kids daily.
And they say it back.
It makes them expressive, open, and confident.
Teach them to your kids early.

7. Don’t take advice from everybody.
Only learn from people whose homes you respect.
People can advise you how to run your home
but they won’t let you advise them.
If washing your wife’s bra brings peace, my brother wash it well.
At the end of the day, what you need is peace, not public opinion.

8. Never raise your hand on your wife.
No matter what. Don’t do it.
The day you raise your hand even once you’ve damaged something in that home.
Even if you stop, the scar remains.
Your kids will see it and think it’s normal.
The best punishment is silence or just leave the house when you feel like you’re losing control.

9. Last but not the least:
It is your duty as a man to provide for your home.
Do it with pride, no matter the hustle.
Whether you’re pushing wheelbarrow or sitting in office own it.
But also share responsibility, so you don’t break down early trying to carry everything alone.
And as you build yourself, build your wife too.
Nobody knows tomorrow.
How you treat your wife and kids today will determine how they treat you in old age.

What I just wrote is for intentional men
Men who want to be present. Men who want to build.
Men who are called simps or finished men just because they love and lead their homes with sense.

If you’re not one of them, skip the post.
No need to argue or feel triggered.
Those I’m speaking to already know themselves.
Because at the end of the day The kind of man you are at home matters more than the one you act like outside.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the ending off me......Skip this post if you are not a simp.......My husband is a simp  and i love him like that..........

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

1. A woman starts to hate you once she fails to manipulate you with her words, tears and body. Stay Ta|iban.

2. If you pay to be in a relationship, if you pay monthly girlfriend allowance, you are a finished man, a white knight. You are as uzzeless as a gay man's testicle.

3. No one gives a sh!t about you, sharing your problems on social media expecting sympathy from strangers is another level of insanity. If you want depression share your problems on social media.

4. You can cry or lament, but power knows no morality or righteousness. Be ruthless and lethal, or cry and get defeated.

5. Everyday the world becomes more hostile because of men who can't keep their emotions in check.

6. Don't hack your woman's phone. Once it gets to that point, it means the relationship is dying. Let it die. Use that energy to hack your brain. Same as checking her phone, the moment you feel like she’s cheating, it’s time to say goodbye. Walk out and channel your time and resources into building yourself as a man. She was lucky having you. Such a lady is a carpet for all men to walk over. Wish her well and say goodbye.

7. If she is dressing to impress other people out there, if she buys new clothes, new perfume, and goes to salon everytime her company sends her to a conference, you are in a relationship with yourself. Rest in Peace. Receive my condolences in advance.

8. Normalize not arguing with women.

9. You don’t realize the effects of simping until you wake up one day unhappily married to a woman who doesn’t even want to raise your children.

10. If she has a long history of casual dating, wear 2 condoms bro. Save yourself.

13. The only woman who will ever love you unconditionally is your mother. The rest are just jokers, they love you for a reason, mostly for survival.

14. Women live on attention from human beings. They can’t live without being seen. Most of female depression comes from not being “seen” In fact, most of the drama caused by women is just to get attention from her man. You must NEVER reward drama with more attention or she will create more of it. Why? Her brain goes- “I caused drama, and I received more attention. Therefore Drama = Attention” Remove all attention and establish consequences every time this happens.

15. Never let yourself be rejected TWICE. I’m sure it has happened with everybody here. You see a girl, you approach her and she doesn’t respond, so you go away. The next moment, she’s giving you the eyes, flirting with you, almost inviting you to come over ONLY TO REJECT YOU AGAIN. Why does this happen? You need the understand this fundamental rule. Men go out to get laid, but women go out to get attention and MAYBE get laid. For women, VALIDATION is the number 1 goal. So every time a guy comes over and she rejects him, her ego and perceived social and sexual value rises (in her own mind) “I’m the shit, I rejected the same guy twice. Men simply don’t get women” This is why, never try twice."

Written by Idwurldtalks

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha some of this writeups are so hilarious but i love them all...Always something to learn from

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WEIRDFACTS

----In 2016, a 70-year-old man robbed a bank in Kansas and sat in the lobby waiting for the police to arrive claiming he'd rather live in jail than live with his wife. He was arrested and sentenced to 6 months of house arrest.

----The largest and most populated city on earth (Tokyo, Japan)

----One of the oldest people ever documented, Jeanne Calment, smoked for 100 years, drank a daily glass of wine, and ate two pounds of chocolate every week. She lived to 122.

----Prosopagnosia, also known as face blindness, means you cannot recognize people's faces. It often affects people from birth and is usually a problem a person has for most or all of their life.

   

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