Come and gist and be gisted.........The Friday night post rocks!!!
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Friday, January 23, 2026
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An old neighbor shared this LONG LONG story with me sometime ago.
ReplyDeleteShe said when she was still single and lived alone, she was chilling in her room one morning when she saw a wall gecko hanging on the wall, staring at her with its shiny eyes, while she sipped 🥃and pressed her phone.
She was a heavy drinker back then, and had many empty bottles of gin and wine.
The gecko was there for too long, so as a play play person, she went in and brought out one big empty transparent bottle of wine, with a packer, she captured the gecko using the packer, dropped it inside the bottle and closed it tightly, took it to the kitchen and left it in the cupboard to maybe open it later or something.
She went back to sipping and phone pressing until she dozed off.
Now, there's this strong hunger that hits real hard when person don shayo.
So that hunger woke her up after some hours, and she went straight to the kitchen to prepare spicy noodles but noticed there was no pepper left.
She wanted to get fresh pepper from her next door neighbor's shop, which was just in front of their house, but seeing that the neighbor's house door was still open, she decided to knock at the door.
Though she could hear the neighbor breathing heavily, but she didn't get an answer, so she bashed in and saw the neighbor lying down and gasping for air.
Then the intuitive bell rang 🫨, and she remembered the trapped gecko.
She rushed back to her cupboard and freed the gecko and by the time she came outside, she saw the pepper seller neighbor up and about, though sluggishly.
She greeted the neighbor but the neighbor didn't answer her. The neighbor never answered or greeted her till she packed out of out that house.
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So one day me sef saw a wall gecko in my packing store and rushed to get empty bottle of Bama to use and trap it, but by the time I got the Bama bottle and returned, the yeye lizard haf japa. 😢
Hahaha!
DeleteIs this really real?
Story sounds like those they used to talk about on 'iriri aye' radio show back in the early 2000s.
DeleteYes Ace, she said it happened
DeleteDainty T, ok. Could you also gist us about some of the iriri gists, pleaseee
I'm a lover of gist and amebo
😳😳
DeleteCould it be that the neighbor was the wall gecko? Things dey happen o.
They use wall gecko to carry out their evil deeds because of its calm and quiet nature. I kill every every at sight! If you start killing it, they will start avoiding your space.
DeleteYou sef ehn@ Medjay 🤣🤣
DeleteYes o Dainty T, I missed that show Iriri aye & Nkan be, labe orun and co
Nawa o, so that her neighbor has been watching her as a gecko 🦎😮
That wall gecko na very bad something, at first am usually afraid to kill it but not anymore.
DeleteIf na me , that neighbour go die ooo.
DeleteI
So the neighbor was the wall gecko...???? Unbelievable 😱
DeleteYes o @ Osundi
DeleteNN, me I dey fear to k!ll that thing o. Some people say it's good, others say it's bad. Some even say k!lling it means spiritually k!lling a human being. They say when you k!ll it, be ready to receive death news of someone close. I don tire
@ Adunni, no mind me jare. Lol 🙃
@ Pretty Mary, I think I should start kpaing them bayi
@Anon, eweee 🙆🏻♀️ life na jeje o, no need to do that
Wicked neighbour or witch neighbour
DeleteNuku nwanyi is right. When you start killing them, they start avoiding you. Seeing you alone dem go pick race
DeletePoor reptiles, a friend of mine had as a pet for years over here in UK.
DeleteAfricans and superstition, I would probably get a black cat, to stop you lot from visiting unannounced!
TGIF.
ReplyDeleteOko Ashawo, hope you are good bro?
Been calling me since morning,she bought clit ring go carry am injure herself then why calling me eeh
ReplyDeleteNa me wound your clit🙄
Biko shift,you can use hot water though hope I'm right oo😅
Ouch!
DeleteI can imagine the pain
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThese people disturbing you every time need to start paying you o, wetin sef?
Chineke🙄
DeleteSo they wear ring there? Nne na wa o.
Glory O, Consultant in the oda room matters 👍
DeleteYou're doing well dear 😊
😂
DeleteClit ring ke? Does it add a special kind of beauty to that place?
You get ring for nipplxx ??
DeleteI want order take am do give away here...
Lols una dey mind her
DeleteYes B baby it add beauty to them oo 😅
Yeah Nna i get nipplxx ring, how many pieces i go send do transfer ASAP 😅
No light in my area. Kai, I'm bored.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend people of Sdkville.
Sorry about that
DeleteHow about you watch a movie on your phone, that's if your phone is charged though
They said the grid fell again but our light is back few minutes ago.
DeleteMeJhay, thanks for the suggestion ❤️our light has been restored now. 😍
DeleteOh wow
DeleteCongrat, Pretty Girlie
Don't forget to charge every every in the house o, me I no dey ever trust these our light givers
When there is no light like this, my compound will turn to hostel where small boys and small girls live. Everyone will bring out their JBL speaker, like looking for the one with the highest bass. You no go even know the song to listen to again. The one wey go still remain inside house go high the volume like mad man. Abeg, i don tire. Na to dey pray make nepa restore light, make all man enter his apartment joor.
ReplyDeleteHahaha 😂😂, this funny though
DeleteSorry
DeleteMy friend calls it chaotic evil. If na me, na to just use earpiece block my ears
😂😂😂😂😂😂Pele Abionah
DeleteHahaha haha, crazy.
DeleteEeeeya, pele dear. I can only imagine the noise from different speakers 📣
DeleteLol. Sorry
DeleteI wish I have the strength,I would have told a little funny story about how I went to the hospital almost naked due to labour pain,looking back now it's so funny but it wasn't last week.Here to read comments.
ReplyDeleteGood evening everyone
Awwwww, congratulations!!!!
Delete🫂🫂🫂
DeleteCongratulations dear.
DeleteCongratulations sister, thanks God for you and your baby.
DeleteYou are the first person I see Shooters gyal, congratulating on the blog.
Congratulations sister, thanks God for you and your baby.
DeleteYou are the first person I see Shooters gyal, congratulating on the blog.
Congratulations 🥳🥂💃
DeleteLol 😂
DeleteCongratulations once again
Congratulations
DeleteCongratulations to your family.
DeleteChai 🤣🤣 E no go surprise me sha...I have seen something like that one night 😵💫
DeleteCongratulations Nne 😍🎉
Thanks so much
Delete@Dainty T,
MeJhay,
icefishseller,
Mishael,
BJ,
nnukwu nwanyi,
pretty girlie,
Altuage,
Adunni
God bless you all
Congratulations 🎊
DeleteCongratulations 🎉🎉
DeleteCongratulations to you.
DeleteLabour pain is a different kind of pain 😔
Congratulations
DeleteCongratulations 🎊 👏
DeleteCongratulations
DeleteTired.com.
ReplyDeleteI am exhausted. My weekend rest has finally begun. I appreciate weekends so much more now because clinical rotations are quite demanding. I'm going to perform my Isha prayers and head straight to sleep.
Sleep well dear 🤗
DeletePele Missy dear, get plenty rest ehn 🤗
DeleteSorry dear. You need all the rest you can get.
DeleteSleep well and wake up rejuvenated
DeleteMa sha Allah sis. May God make it easy.
DeleteA most embarrassing thing happened to me yesterday. I was unfortunate with milk that disrupted my stomach.
ReplyDeleteRight in a quiet lecture room, I let out a loud big fart. I froze. I died. Everyone was dazed. Then spontaneous laughter erupted. One wicked girl over did it. A polished sophisticated babe like me. One fool immediately after the lecture said: "fine girl wey dey mess". "If to say I bin toast you before you for no gree. Messie messie."
I will not be going to class in the next few weeks. If I wasn't in my 300 levels, I would have quit.
May my enemy not be so embarrassed!!!!
Are you fr??!!!😂😂
DeleteOmg!!
Sorry
Sorry but had to laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteRemember the slogan of this year, No Gree for Yourself. So forget about your embarrassment and face front. Those laughing at you will get bored and tired
DeleteWhere you able to stand up?
DeleteChai 🤣🤣 Sorry ehn
DeleteThat was a wicked fart
Lol 😂
Delete@Messie Messie
🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSorry I laughed but fine Girl wey dey mess got me😂
Abeg, go back to class o, don't quit anything because your fart didn't come out nice
Please, don't quit, and don't stop attending the class. It'll pass all right!
DeleteLol.. kpele.
DeleteBut not enough to stop school 😂
#The weekend 🎊🎉
ReplyDeleteWhat a WEEK‼️ Whew 😥
It’s been a crazy, hectic week but glad it’s weekend 💃 time to unwind and rest
We dressing up for the night out , i think it will be Genesis Skybar lounge (side eyes @ PH bvs )…my crew is still deliberating which one to go but honestly for me, I just want to sit here and rest…moreover there’s drinks here Jack Daniel’s, both red & white Declan’s wine, Baileys …what’s the point of going out to still drink the same drink you have at home? But then, I don’t wanna be a killjoy 😂
Happy weekend lovelies 🎊🎉 have a relaxing one
Get funky 🎉
Get groovy 🎊
Get jiggy 🎈
Happy weekend
DeleteIt's gonna be a fun fun night. Enjoy yourself out there
Enjoy yourself!!!
DeleteEnjoy my dear...
DeleteLife na Once 👍
Enjoy yourself Paris. I miss genesis skybar lounge.
DeleteThe Minister of overenjoyment herself 🙌😄 Enjoy dear 🍹
DeleteMinister of enjoyment has landed. Have fun dear
DeleteI love the cocktails at genesis sky bar. I hope you had fun 🤩
DeleteAre you a Ph babe?
DeleteI just finished preparing beans, I'll take a shower and eat. Come and join me everyone.
ReplyDeleteGood evening house, I hope everyone of us had a good day? How was work today?
It's Friday, do not forget to let loose and enjoy yourself.
❤️
DeleteSdk, I was the one that asked for school fee the last time.
ReplyDeleteI received favour and got part of it paid but I need to pay for departmental/faculty registration.
Please can I come to your mail🙏
See eh, we dey use our hands spoil work for ourselves.
DeleteYou want to send everything she asked at your own convenience time. ?
Like she was owing you money.
Opportunity others are looking for, you just throw it away.
I pray she give you second chance.
Mishael shut up are you not also a chronic beggar on this space? Cos you were loaned a few thousands and now want to start a roadside petty business we won’t hear word. You’re a nobody and not better than this anon making a genuine request to pay fees
DeleteAnon, mail her with proof! If God touches her she’ll help
Shooter gyal,pls this is too much na,don't abuse pple biko,u can comment politely
DeleteThe week has been a lot for me mahnnn, someone bashed the side of my car on Tuesday, worst off, the idiot ran away because they knew they were at fault, brand new car that's just 6 months old faaa, I dont want to go to insurance yet before they will slam me with larger premium going forward.
ReplyDeleteYesterday, paid 2 whooping k usd at my dentist for root canal treatment plus crown for a tooth that my previous dentist messed up.
Plus, there's been declared winter storm this weekend so people are just panicking up and down and I'm working all day this coming Sunday, yeah healthcare for the win😔😔.
Rants over......
Eeeeya, sorry dear.
DeleteSome weeks are like that, everything just crashes against your plans and budget.
I pray God compensate you big.
Hugs from here 🤗
So sorry
DeleteThat's a whole lot of stress and money. Trust me it's going to be fine. 🫂
Kpele..hope you'll be safe during that winter storm. Pls take good care.
DeleteE-hugs to you,stay safe
DeleteHugs 🫂
DeleteThank God it's finally Friday 🥂💃
ReplyDeleteTime to rest
I helped my konji with a dildo and a bit relieved. I never thought I would end up in a loveless marriage. Lord I don't wish this on my enemy
ReplyDeleteIt's better than cheating
DeleteSo sorry about what you're going through
Sorry,this things happen just keep praying God will work it out💯
Delete20:47 why are you still there
DeleteTook my husband out on a date night! We are currently at a comedy show! When dem Basket mouth came here to do this their weird Nigerian comedy, there was this Tanzanian guy that performed that was so good. I promised myself that I would bring my husband to witness him.
ReplyDeleteSo I finally bought two tickets to his show. Dropped of the kids at a friend’s and we are not currently laughing our hearts off! We are on a 15mins break tho.
His name is captain Khalid, based in Germany. Stella, do you know him? He’s really funny.
Basketmouth jokes these days are so dry
DeleteSee why I like you? 🥰
DeleteYou're a good wife material 5,000 yards 😊 Pls be taking care of Daddy Vany well well. God bless you dear 👏
Enjoy the night out with hubby
DeleteAwww
DeleteOn my Way back from An Owambe.
ReplyDeleteJanuary Tried me.
So Amma gonna Enjoy this Month.
Hello Everyone!!!
Owambe is good for the soul my dear 😄
DeleteWe need it esp in this crazy Lasgidi. Enjoy babygirl 🍹
On my way Home From An Owambe.
ReplyDeleteThis January tried me.
So Amma gonna Enjoy this Month.
Hello Everyone!!!
Charging my phone somewhere,since December,they stole some wires from our transformer, no joy at all,we contributed money bought the wires nepa people are just frustrating us,collecting them to come and do their work you have to bribe them first. 😡😡😡😡
ReplyDeleteI just finished washing clothes now, and I wash almost everyday this motherhood no easy at all.
ReplyDeleteLast week we settle husband and wife matter for area, the husband was furious and he seized the wife's phone, he said he saw her twerking for someone in a video call when she thought he had gone to sleep but he came out n saw her. Hmmmm, naso we beg make him no beat her, that he should just walk away and come back when he cools off, he said he needs people to be there when he comes back in the morning because the wive has a history of destroying house properties when they need to resolve issue, so he took our numbers, mine, my landlady's and another neighbor's, he sha didn't call me in the morning but he is Seriously toasting me. And I am surprise because u de vex say your wife de cheat and you sef de look for knacks? It is the well, he is probably blocked on my phone.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend to y'all
ReplyDeleteFinished eating and about to hit the bed 🛏️ in the next 15 minutes..
ReplyDeleteTired com..
Thank You Jesus for today .
I took sick leave from work to rest and sleep more today. Waking up by 5am is no joke. I can't come and kill myself.
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