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Friday, January 09, 2026

Friday Night Gisting Post

 Come and gist and be gisted.........The Friday night post rocks!!!


97 comments:

  1. Just feel relieved this night after taking drugs. Had severe headache since afternoon due to stress. I feel okay now after taking sudrex. Bought slice fruits cut in bits mixed with liquid milk in a pack. We take it for dinner when I get home. I have been taking this since last months almost every night and I hope it's not bad. I say make I ask if it's okay.

    I'm so excited about my new residence. Just three tenants in the building. Very serene environment and mine is upstair that means enough ventilation. Will move in by next week after I finish some touchés. You need to see the big English security dog at the building. I guess the dog has known my face. He doesn't bark at me but stare. I understand English dog very well and better. Years back my brother and I once had a German shepherd but sold it after five years when we park to a new house where the landlord disallowed us from bringing in dog. It really pained us but we got no choice. I was the one feeding it and each time I came back, she'll bark in excitement but doesn't do so to my elder brother and I understand why.

    Dogs are loyal animal more than most humans.

    So far the dog has been cooperating. Make I still dey give am side eyes and the benefit of the doubt😂😂😂 I hope my visitors won't be scared of visiting me.

    Cheers to the weekend Guys.


    © TEEJAY

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    1. Sorry abóut your illness. But what do you mean by WE take it when i get home? You mean you and your cotenants or will take it when I get home was what you wanted to type. You understand English so please try and understand English language too. Thanks drar 🌹

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    2. Enjoy yourself sir Teejay 👏

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    3. Guy, you type your comments beforehand and then copy and paste to be first to comment. Please what’s your gain?

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    4. Anon 20.24, you deserve to follow Teejay go English lesson

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    5. Anon 20:24,

      It's will ooo. It was an oversight. Abeg make una no vex for me. Anything wey no be money na so e dey be for me.

      Thank you beautiful young Miss H. Have some rest you'll be fine. At least you'll rest tomorrow from school.

      The anon asking what's my gain, I don't understand what you mean by that. Those that constantly do that in Spontaneous post have you ever say this to them? Once KT involve me, you guys change the rules here.

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    6. Tj, use "IT" for animals, irrespective of it's gender.

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    7. What kind of dessert is that? Chopped up fruits mixed with Liquid milk 🤢

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    8. I think it's called "fruit salad". There's nothing to be sick 'bout @anon 21:10

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    9. His gain na joblessness.

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    10. Na the part of your body wey the dog go bite e dey calculate...sha dey careful

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  2. Thank You all for the Wishes. I Appreciate Everyone.
    My Day was "Cool"
    Quick 1,Shebi I can Drink Whiskey Tonight to Celebrate " Biaday"????
    Cos Isoko Man brought a Bottle of MACALLAN Whiskey,And I am Tempted..

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    1. One bottle of Macallan is about 500k oh...which year? na so you and my brother dey waste pay?

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    2. Stella sometimes you comments dey funny me😂😂😂

      Which one be waste again???

      Marie make an exception for today, tommorrow you start to avoid alcohol or not😂😂😂😂

      Capricorns rock😊

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    3. Stella sometimes you comments dey funny me😂😂😂

      Which one be waste again???

      Marie make an exception for today, tommorrow you start to avoid alcohol or not😂😂😂😂

      Capricorns rock😊

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    4. Gifty, you are clearly hustling giveaway. What’s so funny in that comment?

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    5. Today na your Baiday? Happy birthday Marie.

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    6. Abeg madam just take a shot jare, nothing do you 🥰🥰🥰. Today na ur day do shakara.

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    7. Marie bae me dey look you side double eyes oo👀
      Anyways stretch your leg drink well it's ya day jaree

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    8. Stella Abeg,I no know How much,Eyes don Dorty to Check Bottle
      All I know be say" See Me ,See MACALLAN..
      And mo tii Moto

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    9. 20;54 ur not aware giftie likes to laff in a very unnecessary and annoying manner.

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    10. Chai bvs here are not smiling at all

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    11. Belated happy birthday to you.

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  3. She almost successfully pin her dad's pregnancy on her innocent boyfriend.

    A guy was into a relationship with a lady , she was 37 and he is 45-1 his real age. This guy is one of the humble and peaceful creatures I have meet recently.

    His girlfriend lives with her father in a one bedroom apartment due situation,one parlour and room( life happens) her mom left her with her dad at the age of 13 and remarried ndver looking back. This lady is hardworking and very homely too, ever since then the father has not remarry or never sure of him having an affair with what so called woman.

    The main koko of this whistle blowing, the lady started seeing this new brother and things was going smoothly but her daddy wasn't fully in support of it and the daughter is not letting the relationship to slide off despite they were going of and on ( broke severally in the relationship)

    So they agree no sxx relationship because they weren't certain if they will up together but bvs the love getting sparking daily, sometimes when you stay too long in a bad relationship its difficult to let go.

    Occasionally she visited this guy but scx no go occur ( 80% sure the guy was doing protected sxx outside to keep body and soul) KINDLY UNLOOK IT 👆

    Suddenly! devil inside mini skirt and trousers the lady started advising her to start taking Alcohol, na small stout dem dey take learn drinking for bar parlour. Her man was abit surprised same girl that detest Alcxhol why?????????????encouraging me now to start taking?

    But you know as a man we love to handle challenges from women just to impress and I advised him on a brand to start with little by little.

    One night the lady told her man that she's having some stomach pain that someone told her to take Alcohxl to ease it and stress.

    They both drank and wind brew anty skirt up and removed underwear pants and snow took of brother knickers and boxer "election" pump up they had sxx but her boy friend used remaining Condxm from away matches on her without her knowing.

    After 3weeks the lady texted her boyfriend that she's pregnant weeks after illness claimed and her boyfriend was lost but still doubting if he drunk not to remember wearing condoxm

    But checking other condoxms , he is so certain he used some.
    But welllllll anything can happen naso dey begin make way forward .

    One Good Sunday morning a street gossiper met the lady's boyfriend her words in qoute:

    Brother xxxxxxxce wey no dey see you for our area for weeks now to check your girlfriend anty xxxxxxxxxxxm abi you too don finally hear?

    The man acted very smart his words YES I don hear but I never belive am finish( mind you he have no idea)

    And the street gossiper :












    naso she and her papa go lock widow and door inside heat make we no hear. But we still dey hear their ringing tone vibration

    Immediately his heart drop into his stomach.

    I will be right back shortly

    To continue

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    1. na wah oooooooooooooooooooooo
      just complete am cos i go carry am go in house news on monday cos not everyone comes here.....
      father and daughter?i pour lizard fish spit on them ..puwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    2. Tales by Moonlight

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    3. Hiyaaa,Mammi which one be lizard fish spit again😅I don't know say e get spit sef 🤣🤣
      Ogom come and complete this gist oo 😅

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    4. (Sorry I slept of after watch a football match.)

      Immediately he called his girlfriend to meet him up at his place that they needed to talk about something.

      Straight away she came this time again she brought an alcohxl just for man alone on her way coming, her guy confronted as she showed up yelling " you cheating on me with your biologically father?" Woww.

      That moment the lady broke down in tears without even denying and begged him to lower his voice so neighbours will not eardrop their conversation. She begged that she's under some influence and her father is obviously jealous seeing her with any man, from childhood her father Programmed it into her that no man can ever love her the way he does and she confirmed she doesn't enjoy xxx with anybody except daddii.


      She pleaded to her boy friend that at the point she needed to call off this incestuous act and started seeking help, her guy contacted me and we started booking her for a good therapist in a very far town from our city / looking for a good religious leader to counsel her as well.

      But suddenly her daddy got to know all the steps and one afternoon her numbers stopped going and neighbours confirmed she has relocated with her dadd to another region of Nigeria.
      Nobody heard from her again.


      Last time I saw on Facebook with two kids after many years now.


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  4. If Nature didn't want me to drink,My " Biaday" Won't be on A Friday,
    Right????

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  5. If Nature didn't want me to drink,My " Biaday" Won't be on A Friday,
    Right????

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  6. I got Different Brands of Chocolates, Mehnnnnnn, I am Binging already.

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  7. So this night i say make I do good dad make i cook i nor.remember say 10k don small now to cook compare to before.

    Na so I miscalculated go buy pass myself now I don de owe egbese who send me message.😀😀😀😮‍💨 atleaat my Queen and Princess go happy after I cook finish.

    Those of una still in traffic from island i wish you all safe journey back home.

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  8. I'm knackered. I need me some TLC.
    Unfortunately, no one to give me😡😡😡
    Hey, Sandra, Paris et
    Enjoy your weekend my people.

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    1. Enjoy your weekend darling.

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    2. Are you fine?

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    3. Hello Sandra, how are you dear?
      Did you enjoy the last series I recommended? Try this series. They'll make your weekend I promise.
      His & Hers
      Girl Taken
      Beast game 1 & 2
      Enjoy your weekend.




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    4. What is TLC?

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  9. Tired.com for me. From 8-6pm.
    Goodnight everyone 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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  10. Married ladies, I want to ask when you’re fasting, do you allow your husband to touch you?
    We have started our 21days fast and I have decided to stay off the other room but Oga is not having it.
    Hmmmm….

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    1. You don't start fasting without una two agreeing o.
      Read your Bible both of una must be on same page concerning it.

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    2. You have to agree with him, before I fast, I tell my husband o

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    3. You can still be knacking and doing your fasting. He is your husband in a holy union.

      You could have say no knacking in the marriage since you pray morning and night.

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    4. Remember if you deny him his right na still sin on top of fasting😀
      Better have a mutual discussion with him,take style follow behind and collect 😅

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  11. Hip hipp hurrreyyyyyy

    Happy 🎂 cake day🍹🥃🍷🍷 marieyyyyyy.....

    Dj please play

    lagbaja

    koiii bi lo...... koii koii bi loooow

    Wishing you the very best in life

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    1. If lagbaja catch you ehn! No go murd*r our song faa

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    2. Lolo I know you sabi the steps....

      ☺ oya give them......

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  12. "Honey we can get married but I will be free and single every weekend...."


    I dnt know if this will sound appealing and understanding if I tell my wife to be those words?
    I'm serious with this...

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    1. Turn the table around. You will find the answer.

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    2. Miss H,

      You're very intelligent. King Jerry hope you got the answer.

      © TEEJAY

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    3. Lol..
      Hypergamy is equal to Polygamy - a topic in my book..
      Women cannot continue to talk against polygamy while still practicing hypergamy. Polygamy is the result of hypergamy. You cannot end a consequence without first ending the action that caused it. What's their excuse for still marrying and dating up? In the olden days we understand women don't go to school, don't have careers so they need a providing man, but now, they school as men, get same salaries, are even bosses, so what's the need for still looking for a providing man and wanting to only date and marry up? They want the rights but don't want the responsibilities that come with it. Until they begin to marry men on their level or below, polygamy is not going anywhere.

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    4. Polygamy? Has always been since records began plus polyandry..nothing like Hypergamy causing polygamy!

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  13. So I just listened to that leaked chat between those 2 pastors and my mouth literally hung open throughout mehnnnnn. Like how are those men adult in their 40s/50s? People's grandpa's talking like boys just out of teenhood boasting about their new found sexcapades??
    I'm even taking the fact that they're self acclaimed pastors out of the equation, but even an average full fledged adult should not be throwing around such lewd words in conversations nau, dropping names up and down.
    Dem too talk! They deserve all the drags 💯..Just imagine the disgrace to their kids, immediate family members, their wives if they're both married, habaaa.

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    1. Honestly so disgusting. I couldn’t even finish listening.
      What the hell is “bolo”
      He kept saying “me I be Capone now” no shame!

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    2. No single same, he sounds like those local cultists we used to watch in Hollywood movies, malu man.

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    3. So called pastors comfortable sharing **rn videos 🤮
      I wonder how that footballer would feel hearing his mother’s name being mentioned in that mess.

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    4. Very crass men 😠😠😠

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    5. I intentionally listened all through because I want to believe na prank gist. Until the guy begins throwing names, begin call himself capone, bolo et.c the other guy just de hail am and the uzuor just de commit.

      He kept coming back to the conversation to tell you gist plenty for he mouth.

      May The Lord help his church.

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  14. I am back home in one piece.
    Why will someone you met online and have not seen physically yet ask for a gift? Though I bought many shirts, I don't know his size. He was calling me every day and the age he put there is wrong it was becoming overwhelming.

    I was out of the country on vacation met this nigerian guy on a dating site. I returned this morning. All I hear is what did you bring for me? It's irritating and a put off for me. He even wants to know what car I drive. Because of this, I am not eager to see him again after thinking I had found a lover. And I am not even sure I will like him if we eventually meet.

    Wow, many guys on dating sites are gold diggers. Please, ladies be careful.
    Even when he knows I am older than him cause he said the age on the site is wrong. That alone has thrown me off balance. I am not comfortable dating younger guys though I don't look my age.

    I am back to my hot country and all the wahala.
    I stand for justice for Gov. Fubara

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    1. Shine your eyes very well and don't let him scam you, you will be surprised that he's a married man disguising to be single, dating site are full of gold diggers, what a shameless man.

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    2. Block him everywhere. He was supposed to be the weapon fashioned against you.

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    3. If na knack do you please pack and let him go.
      Sha no go fall.inlove.

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  15. This life is deep. I'm at an age where so many of my contemporaries are dying. When I look back at the days we were in university in Nigeria in the 80s, it all seems like yesterday. Unilag was so peaceful. My friends and I used to sit on the black and white bollards that lined the main road at night gisting. We used to call them eyin Adeshola (Adeshola's teeth). There was also the black market where we would go to buy food if we didnt want to cook or we were feeling peckish. Every month we would each receive dockets for free food at the canteen. Some of us will turn up our noses at the offerings and even give our dockets to 'awon boys' who we knew didnt have much and or were working. Because my class was small, it was nothing to cook in bulk and share. I remember the small illegal refrigerators we had in our rooms. The mini dramas nko? Some of those prominent names did not end up with their true loves. Some out of family pressure to marry a "name" like them and some because of other issues. BVs please make sure you truly live your life.

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    1. 🎶Life, oh life, oh life, oh life🎶

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    2. Good memories

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    3. See my mate in Unilag then o! Cant believe it. I was there when Prof Akin Adesola was VC - I was in the newly built hostels - Makama BidaEni Njoku/New Hall, beside the beautiful new cafetaria. Wow! Beautiful reminiscences!

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    4. Great Akokite! So proud to have attended the only elite and urbane university then. Relatively small but mighty and beautiful campus, with the best and most beautiful high rise senate building.

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    5. Anons 808 and 809 you were there o! I lived in Amina Hall and in New Hall. Yes Prof Adesola was the VC. I even remember one protest we had against him for heaven knows what. What I loved in those days was that whether prince or pauper we were one come food or exam time.

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  16. Just got home a few minutes ago, took wifey out for dinner

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  17. TGIF baby💃💃💃💃, Morocco don commot Cameroon for afcon, God help Nigeria 🇳🇬 tomorrow.🙏🙏🙏

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  18. Been under the weather and slept all day. One minute it’s 9am and the next it’s 5pm, I was even confused when I woke up. Having some strange dreams too. I prayed for my spiritual eye to be opened and now I’m wondering if that was such a wise thing cause when doors get opened they can never be closed again.

    Happy weekend Amebos🥳

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    1. Doors can be shut. Don't you close doors?

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    2. Ask for the gift of interpretation and discernment. God bless you.

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  19. Loneliness wan kpai me inside marriage, worse during weekends...husband sleeps in the house with me everyday but I feel so lonely. He leaves the house by 6.30 an and returns 9pm, eats and sleeps immediately...and works everyday even on Sundays...I'm a civil servant and work Monday to Friday but Saturdays and Sundays get to me...I need adult companionship, I have 2 female friends who are unavailable physically...I need friends in Port Harcourt please both male and female.

    I've talked and talked to my husband, he said there's nothing he can do about my loneliness that he has to work but he always has at least 3 girls by the side to entertain him...I'm just tired.

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    1. The kind of heart some nijia men have for their wives eh hmmm, this life wey no plenty na him your husband dey tell u this one?

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    2. I highly dislike men who marry women put inside house and forget about them. So damn selfish, he could have left you for a true husband to find you, just a greedy louse. Don’t stay there crying about companionship, stock and pile and secure yourself. Men like him like to leave nasty surprises when they no longer live, so secure yourself well.

      Become a volunteer, go back to school, start a small venture, join a gym. Just find ways to engage yourself so you are occupied and your mind is less on him.

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