Thursday In House News...

 Almost Friday hailings......

THURSDAY MEMO

I salute everybody and hope that you are doing great?

Hmmmmm people please come out ooooh.....I spoke with the man who is NOT A REAL MAN today......

Let him explain himself...Heheehheehhehehehehe.

I no get too much talk cos i have a radio interview soon...Dem wan interview me for pidgin....

Madam Vertu i dey salute oh.........

Martins i dey salute oh

Pinky i dey salute oh

Who can guess why i am saluting these three?I am sure you will say IT but not its not, its cos of their intelligence.....

Enjoy the rest of the day.....Chicken dey oven...

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S.N.A.K.E.S - IMPORTANT READING FOR EVERYONE
A Toxicologist that operates a snake farm which harbours 4,700,000 snakes in Nasarawa State was in Brekete Family Radio this morning.

He provided the following information on the things that attract snakes to the house are:
1) Egg shells can attract snakes 15 kilometers away.
2) Chickens
3) Rats
4) Frogs
And whatever it can swallow.
All snakes are poisonous except python.
But the speed of the circulation and strength of the poison differ.
Tying a bandage or tourniquet around snake bite causes swelling and can paralyze the part of the body bitten by the snake.

Trekking after a snake bite increases the rate/speed of circulation of the poison which can result to death.
Drinking cold water from the fridge slows down the flow of the poison.
Being calm and reducing movement helps.
Chewing pawpaw leaf and swallowing the liquid stops the flow of snake poison till treatment is received.
If a snake spits its deadly venom into the eye, it can be treated if the victim seeks help on time.
But if the venom enters the nose, the victim can die in a matter of minutes.
But more dangerous than snake is wall Gecko. It is deadlier than snake.
If it leaks a tooth brush and someone uses the brush to clean teeth without washing it first, the person will die.
The shit can kill. So cover your pot and water containers.

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WEIRD FACTS

---Working longer hours in high-stress jobs increases your risk of depression

---Domestic cats can recognize their names
They just choose to ignore us

---Harvard University was founded before calculus was discovered

---Hospitals in Japan must be run as non-profit establishments and have to be managed by physicians

---'You really love him/her, don't you?'
It's a psychological question, no name was mentioned but still, someone came into your mind!

---Teens who spend most of their time listening to music are more likely to get depressed.

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MEN FACE TWO HARD CHOICES

As a man, you will face two hard choices in marriage.

To have time for your family, or to chase money to make the family comfortable.

Most men choose to chase money to take care of the home, and in the end, they lose connection with the home entirely.

They become absent in the lives of their children and lose the spark with their wives.

But the truth is this: you can have both.

You can chase money and still have a good family, and be present in the lives of your children.

Five practical ways a married man can chase money without losing his family.

1. Define “enough” clearly.

   If money has no finish line, family will always come last. Know what you are chasing and when to slow down. You never truly finish making money.

2. Schedule family like business meetings.

   If it is not on your calendar, it will be sacrificed. Dates, playtime, conversations. Protect them fiercely. Do not let work interfere with family time.

3. Be present, not just available.

   Being at home while your mind is at work does not count. Phones down. Eyes up. Listen. Do not bring work home. When you are at home, be at home.

4. Let your spouse understand the season.

   Some seasons demand grinding, others demand rest. Communicate clearly so money does not become a silent enemy. Let your spouse know the season you are in.

5. Remember why you started chasing money.

   If wealth gives you a big house but a distant wife and lonely children, you missed the point. The aim of making money is to enjoy life with your family.

Money should serve the family.

The family should never be the price.

I hope every man takes note of this.

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Protect Your Wombs: Bandit Fatherhood, Graveyard Audacity, and the Culture of Male Entitlement

Most men in this community don’t want to be fathers.
They want to be beneficiaries.
They want the title without the labor.
The legacy without the lifting.
The authority without the accountability.
And the reason women and children keep paying for it is because we keep pretending abandonment is a misunderstanding and entitlement is culture.

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Bandit fatherhood!!!

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