Gists CAFE....Olofofo Reloaded!

DROPPED MBGN 2014 CONTESTANT JENNIFER ALAGWU WAS SNITCHED ON

Claim to fame - Ex MBGN  2014 contestant

Beautiful Jennifer was dropped from the MBGN 2014 contest and the reason is slowly filtering in from the mouth of gossip mongers....these mongers whisper that one of the contestants who knew Jennifer snitched on her.....she spilled that Jennifer has a child and Jennifer was summoned and she
confirmed it.

The snitch should know that Jennifer does not need MBGN money as she is already very VERY rich and only wears expensive stuff.
Someone who follows Jennifer's instagram handle @badbitchada handle swears that babes worship Jennifer on the social media...babes who know her status.
Infact it is whispered by cross lipped amebos that Jennifer only wanted to meet  *&%$§$%&* and that was why she decided to contest.

She dreamed to become a beauty queen for that one reason ...............dont give up Jennifer ''your dreams are still valid''.

HOLY COW! INDIAN HINDU WORSHIPPERS DRINK COW URINE TO "Prevent Cancer." 

Indian Hindu worshippers drink COW URINE to "prevent cancer." They say that a glassful of cow urine has potent anti-aging properties and that it also keeps baldness at bay. They claim it cures all forms of illness, including cancer, diabetes and tuberculosis. PISS COLA is the BIZARRE alternative to Coca Cola.I wonder how cow pee smells like.. Bon appetite! LOL.
Anyway wanna try this and get back to us?anyone tried human urine? *yikes*


                                    FUNKE AKINDELE SECRETLY ENGAGED?

Claim to fame - Educational TV series ''I need to know''

Pretty actress Funke is whispered to be in love,engaged and seriously coding the info
from the ears of the public and her fans
The actress added 'its complicated' to her status last year when she split from serial hubby
Kenny.Everyone deserves a chance to be happy again so here's wishing Funke baby all
the best and just in case she wants to deny that she is in love ,engaged and planning a secret nuptial,I hereby deny it on her behalf and state that ''the news that I am a engaged is from my detractors who wish me wellness,however Nto ri pe i am wishes to inform my fans abi AC ni pe mo happy gaan and doing justice fine''.
Our waffy forefathers say that ''the more you nook,the ness you sea''..thats all.







                   PETER OKOYE WHAT IS THE 'CAUSER' OF YOUR ABSENCE?

I like the Psquare song with the lyrics ''If you do me,do me,do me,do me,do me,do me...........''but not when applicable to this gist.
Anyways Psquare elder brother Jude who also doubles as their manager got hooked to
Ifeoma Umeokeke ex MBGN Tourism in Nnewi and a few celebs including Paul were there to show support.However whilst the event was on and people were looking out for pics of the Psquare duo and their beautiful wives,Peter put up this pic and status on his social media handle..meaning he did not attend the wedding....OMG.
Peter what is the 'causer of your not attending your brother's wedding?
malaria?typhoid?work? *Whispering a hiss*





                             MTN LOVES DAVIDO.......HE JUST RENEWED

claim to fame . Music and omo baba olowo

Davido announced on his instagram page that telecommunications giant MTN has renewed his contract............the whisperings say he got a bigger deal than last years.
Some people are just lucky to have it all,innit?
I pray this ambassador thing spreads round soonest because some celebs need the money to upgrade and the mention to up their social network handle....ooops! (did i just write that?)

Congrats Davido 'Obe to dun,owo lo pa'







             GERMAN AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA VISIT JONATHAN

President Jonathan presenting a gift to outgoing German Ambassador to Nigeria Dorothee Janetzke-Wendel during her Farewell visit to the Presidential Villa, Abuja
Excuse me Mr President,next time look into the camera,thats how it's done!*wink*






   GOOGLE HONOURS NELSON MANDELA ON POST HOMOUS 96TH BIRTHDAY

NELSON MANDELA : 18 July 1918 – 5 December 2013

Google has honored former South African President, anti-apartheid revolutionary and philanthropist Nelson Mandela with a Doodle on the occasion of the leader's 96th birthday.

Nelson Mandela, President of South Africa from 1994-99, turns 96th on Friday, 18th July.

Born on July 18, 1918, Mandela became involved in anti-colonial politics and joined African National Congress (ANC) where he also served as the President from 1991-97. However, prior to being the president of ANC, he gained prominence during the 1952 Defiance Campaign of the ANC.

Arrested and convicted for conspiracy to overthrow the state in 1962, he was sentence to life imprisonment and served 27 years of his life in prison until his release in 1990.

Honouring him on his 96th birthday, Google has outlined some of the best quotes of Madiba or Tata (Father of the Nation).

The first one reads, "No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin or his background or his religion".

Another one reads, "People must learn to hate and if they can earn to hate they can be taught to love for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite".

Lovingly known as the 'Father of the Nation', Mandela died on 5th December 2013 at the ripe age of 95 after prolong respiratory infection.

AIDS IS REAL....BE WATCHFUL AND BE CAREFUL

Did your heart just skip reading the headline?do you avoid all

HIV/AIDS related talks?

You..yes you dont have to go through that,check your status and protect yourself henceforth.

Too many sick people parading high sexual libido these days.dont fall mugu. if they tell

you that you are sexy just to get you na you sabi....your mates are signing MTN and GLO contracts,dont sign your death certificate!

Insist on a condom!

GISTS CAFE IS MONDAY - FRIDAY ...see you on Monday.God bless you.

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