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Sunday, March 29, 2015

A Saturday In Nigeria NOBODY Got Married.


All over the world people get married on Saturdays and Nigeria is known for having Church weddings on Saturday....




Yesterday Saturday March 28,2015 was the Presidential elections in Nigeria and I think Nigeria may just have made an entry into the guinness book of records because yesterday NOBODY got married in Nigeria......NOBODY!


What else didnt anybody do yesterday in Nigeria...?






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96 comments:

  1. Hush Puppy29 March 2015 at 13:01

    One more Saturday where noone will get married loading.......

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  2. SHILZ29 March 2015 at 13:02

    It was same on 14feb na

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    1. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:40

      Are you sure people didn't do emergency wedding Feb 14th? Oh well, what do I know

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  3. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:03

    Stella dont be too sure oh..In Naija anything can happen oh! I'm sure some people did lowkey traditional marriage or dowry paying..Some might even do church wedding sef..U can never know..

    As for me,yesterday was just like a normal day to me..Nothing spectacular..I was home throughout.

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    1. nikky sugar29 March 2015 at 18:04

      I agree with you, Chizoba. One cannot be too sure. Some people may have had a quiet traditional wedding yesterday and fixed the white wedding for some other time. My naija people too sharp joor.

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  4. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:04

    Nobody went 2 d cinema 2. Lol. So No1 got married yesterday? #funfact

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  5. Flawlessatm29 March 2015 at 13:05

    No sex yesterday

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    1. olori western union29 March 2015 at 17:22

      Na yesterday sex bad pass sef.

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    2. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:41

      Olori western union
      Your rant cracked me up
      Was that you messing around or being truthful? LMAO

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  6. Tannie29 March 2015 at 13:05

    I also think nobody got married on the 14th of Feb this year cuz elections were scheduled to hold that day before it was postponed.

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    1. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 22:00

      Chris attoh married damilola on the 14th. Get your facts right.

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    2. Anonymous30 March 2015 at 00:25

      But not in Nigeria, get your facts right

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  7. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)29 March 2015 at 13:05

    Weddings should hold on biko...this election is more important to us...

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  8. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:06

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Yesterday is election stella....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  9. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:06

    No sex yesterday

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  10. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:06

    Hahaaaaaha you go kill me. LWKM. ***stella I love you***

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  11. Blackberry29 March 2015 at 13:07

    Nobody ate a creampie!
    *arms akinbo*

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  12. sweetest baby on sdk29 March 2015 at 13:08

    nobody fucked his/her boss yesterday. lolz

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  13. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:09

    Well Stella
    The thing is

    Nobody fucked yesterday

    That is alright because "sex is not food" campaign is working.

    One man proposed to his girlfriend yesterday...Naija men can overdo things.

    XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:46

      Xoxo mystery, who said nobody fucked yesterday? Biko, I did very well because that's literally all I could do yesterday after bae voted. So please I did and sex is food

      Pardon my English not French y'all. Fucked, sex, love making, kpanshing like bitchplis would say, and any other word associated this sweet sweet heaven on earth act


      Yep. Where's the bae. TGW, come out come out.

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  14. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:09

    Nobody had at least 5 hours electricity(side eyes)

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    1. Unknown29 March 2015 at 19:19

      I did.....I had at least 10

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    2. Sylvonce29 March 2015 at 19:28

      We did oo. In fact since yrstrdy upto today, phcn hasn't blinked our light oo. If this is d change they are talking abt, abeg I concur

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    3. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 20:03

      Had 10hrs straight here in abj. Maybe u're in okokomaiko

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  15. mide29 March 2015 at 13:14

    No food joint was visited yesterday..... I miss Belgium Amala

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  16. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:17

    Lol, record indeed.

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  17. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:18

    Don't be too sure nobody got married.

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  18. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:23

    Most transport company did not open yesterday because of the election...

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  19. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:28

    This is not the Ist or onlynSaturday People didn't get married in Nigeria...we've had other elections and stay home Saturdays in the past.......Stella u must enjoy me

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  20. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:40

    How sure are you? What if there's 1 illiterate fulani couple getting married in the bush and the world doesn't know?

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  21. Ammy Becky29 March 2015 at 13:43

    Hmmm yesterday I saw pepper
    I was in the toilet all day, egusi soup I ate for lunch the previous day wan kill me chai. Am still very weak sef...and breastfeeding is not helping matters at all.

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    1. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 16:47

      Sorry sweets,just take lots of fluids to replenish your body. You'll b fine.
      Sherry's Daughter

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    2. olori western union29 March 2015 at 17:19

      Awwww sorry dear, take flygin or red and yellow capsules, since you are a lactating mother you will need to eat, so the drugs will stop the purging and drink lots of water. but if symptoms persist see your doc.

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    3. Unknown29 March 2015 at 18:47

      @Olori..Flygin? Chai..diaris god oh...diaris god in every thing u say..Hahahahahaha..

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    4. Ammy Becky29 March 2015 at 19:27

      Awww thanks guys

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  22. Bootylycious diva29 March 2015 at 13:47

    Na true oh ,Nigeria and saturday weddings

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  23. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:47

    Nobidy went to d market

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  24. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 13:48

    Nobody was stuck in traffic :)

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  25. Simply Julie cakes ñ Events 29 March 2015 at 13:50

    I ddt vote yesterday stella: did my voters card in kano: I could not get anyone to collect for me. So I was indoors.

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....30 March 2015 at 10:39

      Even if u had collected it,u will still go back there to vote as u can't vote outside ur polling unit.

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  26. Unknown29 March 2015 at 13:52

    Nobody would have trekked because they want to eat wedding rice na.
    On our way out this morning we saw a number of 'about to wed' cars. I guess they shifted to today.

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  27. Default smile29 March 2015 at 13:52

    Side eyes

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  28. Mrs Rango29 March 2015 at 14:01

    Nobody was buried too

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  29. Unknown29 March 2015 at 14:04

    Yesterday would have been a perfect day for me to get married
    I don't want a big/noisy wedding
    Maximum of 20 people is ok by me
    Everybody thinks I am crazy for wanting such
    C'mmon its gonna be MY DAY!
    I hope when the right man locates me,
    We will share thesame sentiments about
    how and what our wedding should look like.

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    1. Eka Joy29 March 2015 at 17:01

      Babe, u are not crazy, I want a small one too but not with just 20 ppl tho

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    2. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:53

      Loool
      I love quiet weddings too
      Simple and classy wedding
      I like weddings where you are let in only when you are invited.. Not letting every dick and Harry in. It's annoying some of these girls go from wedding to wedding even without knowing the bride or groom. Or anyone at all. Went for a wedding at civic center 3yrs ago, and the girls behind were talking about not knowing anyone there and wishing they will hook any of the rich dude there. And the guys were all frosh, rich and displaying the if wealth on the dance floor with the bride and groom.

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    3. Unknown29 March 2015 at 19:20

      Do it on s Monday

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    4. Unknown29 March 2015 at 20:15

      Me too

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  30. Unknown29 March 2015 at 14:11

    MMR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o

    Somebody did get married in my area.
    ^
    ^
    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

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  31. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!29 March 2015 at 14:13

    Nobody enter motor yesterday

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  32. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 14:13

    There was a wedding where all invitees who mattered were on ground at residence and everything ready by friday. It was memorable and unique.

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  33. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 14:14

    And who told you nobody got married hmmn. I don't think it's the first time in the history of Nigeria because this is not the first election in the country which then means if we carry out a survey we will find out weddings don't hold on election days. So it's not only ystrdy. Get your facts right madam

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    1. Unknown29 March 2015 at 16:37

      U people sha like to turn exciting stuff to sadness. Aint that serious u know. It's just what it is

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  34. Unknown29 March 2015 at 14:39

    Yea so true,no marriage and no partying or clubbing of any sort,all were indoors.

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  35. Unknown29 March 2015 at 14:39

    Yea so true,no marriage and no partying or clubbing of any sort,all were indoors.

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  36. Qutie29 March 2015 at 14:40

    Yaaaaay, please y'all should come with your stories. I wanna read. Stella thank you for this post. Now bvs make it worth my while

    Meanwhile if yesterday wasn't election, I would have done something I have never done all my life so yes that counts. But don't I wouldn't mention. But it has been scheduled for next weekend. I love my life. Prayers brought me this far. Can't wait to turn up


    By the way, I will be trolling comments so Pls nobody should complain

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    1. Unknown29 March 2015 at 19:21

      Tell us osiso

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    2. Qutie29 March 2015 at 22:53

      Mrs D
      If I do, some people will have heart attacks and some would be take to the hospital. While others would keep trolling my comments till eternity. .. So lemme save it.

      But life is sweet sha. I wonder why people take their lives when they don't know what tomorrow brings. No condition is permanent in life. Prayer is the only key to take you were no one will take you..

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  37. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 14:49

    At least someone got engaged!

    Lammie

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  38. Unknown29 March 2015 at 14:56

    I finally ate ogbono after 17 years yesterday. God bless yesterday even though Mallam sold me a kilo of meat for N1200 instead of N1000. He said " cow dey do family planning, if Buhari win, meat go cheap".

    A Saturday, I couldn't go to the cinema too.

    I wish everyone peace in this election period.

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  39. Olivia Silk 29 March 2015 at 14:57

    Don't be too sure oo.

    Jehovah witness people might have done that.

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  40. Unknown29 March 2015 at 15:07

    U are totally wrong ..i attended an old friend's wedding yesterday

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  41. Quiksilver29 March 2015 at 15:08

    I got married.
    #Rme#

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  42. Miss Ess29 March 2015 at 15:09

    No party whatsoever at all. No restaurant or fast food shop opened.

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  43. Nicole29 March 2015 at 15:10

    Yep! No weddings yesterday ! All the pastors in Nigeria had a day off yesterday.

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  44. Rudegirl..29 March 2015 at 15:11

    No buying n selling in aswani market ystr
    No buying n selling in mandillas market ystr
    No buying n selling in katagura markt yst
    No buying n selling in Mile 12 market
    No buying n selling in Balogun market ystr
    No buyin of gold n exchange of currencies in Alade mrket ystr
    *Am out....loooooool!

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    1. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:56

      LMAO
      You like money
      All you mentioned were buying and selling... Loool

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  45. Rittyluv29 March 2015 at 15:14

    Nobody went for shopping yesterday!
    NOBODY!!!
    Lol

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  46. stella Blessing29 March 2015 at 15:18

    Stella,some people will still do it in their sitting room.

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  47. Unknown29 March 2015 at 15:20

    Yes oooh
    my friend that was supposed to get married yesterday, shifted it 2 April

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  48. Flakky Flakky29 March 2015 at 15:33

    Yes ooh Nigeria deserves the Guiness book of record,History is about to unfold watchout.

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  49. SMURF29 March 2015 at 15:37

    No eatery/Fastfood Opened yesterday!!

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  50. lolah29 March 2015 at 15:50

    Dats true is because of d election.

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  51. Unknown29 March 2015 at 15:52

    Apart from weddings there was No celebration of any kind. Well, none that required visitors except those in ur house. Sha no party, no gele tying. Then, it was was a day spouses had no excuses or lies to go out. Eheheh. By force house arrest.

    No sales for eateries. What else?

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    1. Qutie29 March 2015 at 18:58

      It looks like you throw owanbe all the time. Hmmmm
      I want party rice and turkey

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    2. Unknown30 March 2015 at 00:55

      Lol. Qutie for where u see that one?

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  52. Madam Bii29 March 2015 at 15:56

    Pls y is it supposed 2 enter Guinness book of records? Last presidential elections did any 1 get married?

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  53. Unknown29 March 2015 at 15:57

    The only good result that will come out of election indoor (Yesterday)will be pregnancy. Nigeria population will increase by November,December as a result of election. Many will name their son's Buhari/Goodluck.

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  54. Zeddicus 29 March 2015 at 16:00

    But someone got engaged

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  55. Mosiwomeka29 March 2015 at 16:00

    Many things didn't happen... I don't know them. :D


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    Its better to have no one, than to have someone who is half there, or doesnt even want to be there.
    @Mosi_Tash_Jazzy

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  56. Jasmine29 March 2015 at 16:10

    No going out yesterday, no party, no birthday. But the yeye club close to my house opened

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  57. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 16:11

    No sex

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  58. Unknown29 March 2015 at 16:14

    Lol! Election palava. Reasons Why Slim/Skinny Single Ladies at 30 Need to Add Some Weight. Kindly click www.thepinkjournalng.blogspot.com.

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  59. Anonymous29 March 2015 at 16:19

    Na lie oo,somebody got married ystdy.just as i was on d queue to cast my vote,i saw a couple pass by wit deir decorated car tagged "couple". Na soo me sef wonder oo say who go follow dem chop d rice

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  60. Unknown29 March 2015 at 16:45

    Stella did I hear u say wedding? Wo wan go die? What if all these party tugs come to boundle the couple nko?

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  61. Unknown29 March 2015 at 16:46

    Stella did I hear u say wedding? Wo wan go die? What if all these party tugs come to boundle the couple nko?

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  62. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady29 March 2015 at 19:40

    A saturday in wich i dint even "smell" my gate- no wedding, no outing, no shopping, no pinging. wot a boring saturday wt phcn @ dia best (no light @ all. Ws indoors working n working. Kud not go out to vote cos am nt domiciled in d same geographical periphery where i registered for my voter's card.

    *fingers are crossed, awaiting election result*

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  63. ChyAdaJesus29 March 2015 at 21:00

    As for me, I was just in door relaxing. Body no be fire wood.

    Eka Joy pls my email is my moniker then add nwaeriego to it then @ gmail. Thank u so much.

    Glo network is wack jare!

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