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Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet



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  1. Joy C1 April 2015 at 16:04

    Rotflmao! What social media 'll cause is yet to come.

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    1. ADEDOLAPO 1 April 2015 at 19:48

      Oxygen and magnesium.. cuted ke.. .. . The titanic stuff got me cracking my ribs mehn.. . Buhahahahaha

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    2. Unknown1 April 2015 at 20:13

      Lmao @ the escalator shit*

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    3. Unknown1 April 2015 at 22:22

      Oh wow!!! This is a whole new level of stupid.. are they aliens????

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    4. olori western union1 April 2015 at 23:58

      Lmao! Epic!! #in mrs Kork's voice# oyibo mumu shaaa kai.

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  2. GALORE1 April 2015 at 16:05

    DumbestDumbest , I read today by TVC news


    Change is here!!!

    $1 is now #199


    Dumbest so far




    Basket of tomato now 100 naira


    Petrol now 40 naira

    Bcos "change" is here


    SMh




    @Galore

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    1. skincareproduct1 April 2015 at 19:09

      Mmmm

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    2. Indigo1 April 2015 at 20:11

      U forgot 5k for all jobless graduates.. i collected my own today

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    3. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 21:02

      Syh at yourself constituting a nuisance up n down! Carry your Shame and go and sit in a corner @galore! Jona's failed warrior! Jumping from blog to blog to insult other tribes and post negativity! Shior! That's exactly y u are in the loser team! U intolerant bigot...deal with it, for GENERAL MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Buahaha!!!

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    4. Anonymous2 April 2015 at 07:48

      Shameless losers. If I were you lot, I will bury my head in shame. Bunch of tribalistic morons. My brother must be President, what has he done for you? Odes

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  3. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:05

    Hahahaaahahhaha
    Oyibo people dumb pass
    Can't think of any now

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    1. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:59

      Wats oyibo got to do with dumb ?? How abt peshy?? I guess she's white then !

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  4. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:08

    lol...punk

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  5. kemikane1 April 2015 at 16:13

    Lmao

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  6. Jasmine1 April 2015 at 16:14

    Hahahahahaha

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  7. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:17

    Stella Biko I don't know

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  8. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:18

    The titianic got me rotf..hahhahahaha

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  9. Pipi Lee1 April 2015 at 16:21

    Lmao @ d microwave mathematics
    What is Obama's last name somebody??????
    OMG!! Did I just see "how did you get a backward b?" Lmao, dumbest evuuuuuurrrrrrr

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  10. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 16:28

    Hahahahaha.
    I've been depressed all day. Retardation at its peak.
    I love you, Stella.

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  11. Yori Yori Princess1 April 2015 at 16:31

    when my mum phone receive a message, she will say help me look na wetin be this them dey talk

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    1. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 21:05

      Referencing your MOTHER under epic dumb posts! Wow! Just wow!

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    2. Anonymous2 April 2015 at 09:19

      Na ur mama u wash like this so lol, wat a child

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  12. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:33

    lool.....very hilarious.

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  13. LA1 April 2015 at 16:43

    Lmao... some people are actually dull..jeez

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  14. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:43

    Can two fellow lesbian get one pregnant!!!!!

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  15. Chigo1 April 2015 at 16:44

    Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on

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    1. Meggy | DigiPreneurs Tribe Africa2 April 2015 at 07:28

      Rotfl... @ Chigo. now who said that?..lols.

      http://www.wivestownhallconnection.com/2015/04/get-in-here-people-you-need-to-see-this.html?m=1

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  16. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:47

    Hahahahahhahahaaha
    I cuted my hair got me ROTFL

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    1. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com1 April 2015 at 17:38

      Lol @ does it take 18 months for twins to be born - you need to learn about gestation

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    2. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 17:39

      Yes now, it's past tents, lmao! And twins take 18 months to be born. OMG!

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    3. Hafiza King1 April 2015 at 17:41

      Next week Sunday is Taiwo's birthday.
      Oh really? So when is Kehinde's birthday?
      Huh? Aren't twins born on the same day?

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    4. mystery1 April 2015 at 19:12

      Blog voltron, some are born different days!

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    5. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 23:22

      @Mystrey u are dumber than dumb😳

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    6. Fehinty2 April 2015 at 07:38

      @anon 23:22. If one is born at 23:58 and the other at 00:12. Is that the same day? So who is dumber than dumb?

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    7. Anonymous2 April 2015 at 07:50

      That cuted sounds like my son, he is 5 and adds ed to everything when he wants to refer to the past. Lmao

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  17. Unknown1 April 2015 at 16:56

    Chai d titanic and d escalator got me rolling on d floor. ...my friend need to see dis......

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  18. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:00

    Like really, I need to ask Google of obama last name...LMAO....

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  19. optimisticlady1 April 2015 at 17:01

    Real advanced stupidity...even though twas verrryyy funny.

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  20. Nemerem1 April 2015 at 17:08

    See jamb questions, the titanic comment is the dumbest. Funny.

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  21. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:08

    lol@''i cuted my hair an it went back curly''....in response to Obamas last name it is BUHARI....
    Cray cray people everywhere.

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  22. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:09

    Dumb as in DUMB. Lmao! That escalator and titanic comment had me crying.

    No be only Cuted my hair. Are these peeps for real?

    My friends would love this.

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  23. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:12

    Sophia's sister is expecting a baby. The soon to be auntie Sophia says "so excited, can't wait to see if I'm gonna be an auntie or uncle".

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    1. nikky sugar2 April 2015 at 11:46

      Hahahahaha!! Abi na. It's the sex of the baby that will determine whether she'll become Aunty Sophia (if it's a girl) or uncle Sophia (if it's a boy).
      Hahahaha!

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  24. Just Sayin'1 April 2015 at 17:12

    Hahahahahaha!

    Even Spongebob knows that Olympic comment is 'Advanced Stupid'

    Lol!

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  25. Jeni_zee 1 April 2015 at 17:14

    The titanic own got me laughing, that person must be very so dumb

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    1. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 21:06

      Very so...haha! Aunty! Log in your eye...

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    2. Jeni_zee 2 April 2015 at 09:18

      Anony wat do u know?

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    3. FLEX2 April 2015 at 09:30

      Jenny zee, u are d one that is "very so dumb". Dat combi no work nah!!

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    4. Jeni_zee 2 April 2015 at 12:25

      Flex shut up, the post wasn't for english that works, I did it on purpose

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  26. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!1 April 2015 at 17:15

    Dumbest tin ever::: Sai buhari for change!!!

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  27. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:17

    And... yes it takes 18 months for twins too be born and 36 months for quadruplets to be born.

    I've seen a Blue and black apple.

    An Elephant is a reptile too.

    Someone help me tell that lady that Obama's last name is Dimoko Korkus.

    Lmao!
    Ndi ara!

    Kai! Stella Thnks. I needed this laugh.

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  28. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 17:21

    This 60seconds person o gini kwa?naso craze dey take start oo

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  29. ☆Omalicious☆1 April 2015 at 17:24

    www.fmylife.com is the best website for the dumbest things.

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  30. nicky Skimpy1 April 2015 at 17:24

    Hahahaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!!!

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  31. Christina typearls1 April 2015 at 17:34

    1.How come water at the south pole, which is the end of earth doesnt fall off and go into space.
    2.I am not a taxi service if you expect lift, I expect money.
    3.I am on sdk blog posting comments
    what's sdk?

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  32. Mizz. Boe1 April 2015 at 17:41

    I can actually sympathize with the green apple person because maybe, just maybe , there are no green apples where she comes from and we can actually find excuses for her. As for the rest, smfh

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  33. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)1 April 2015 at 17:46

    Like seriosuly I cuted my hair ...

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    1. odus1 April 2015 at 19:23

      Hahahahahhahahaha she say nah past tense nah. Hahahahahhaah I cuted my hair. Hahhahahahaha

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  34. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:46

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooo.... Very very dumb post i swear.... Congrats BUHARIANS..... Sai Buhari
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  35. Jeni_zee 1 April 2015 at 17:55

    question: Your excellency ma, is it true that ur husband goodluck Jonathan is running for d next presidential election? Patience Jonathan: who dey pursue am?

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  36. Unknown1 April 2015 at 17:56

    This compilation though

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  37. Calabar Gal1 April 2015 at 18:01

    Hilarious!! That girl that stood on the escalator though for an hour - has gone way beyond advanced stupid. *smh*



    Hilarious election memes – HERE

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  38. sholaF1 April 2015 at 18:09

    Hahaha,I cuted my hair ke!!!

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  39. Unknown1 April 2015 at 18:19

    All the southerners and christians that voted Buhari are a disgrace to humanity.They support the same man that called out his muslim hausa-fulani brothers to massacre innocent people in 2011.It is big shame.

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    1. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 21:32

      You still dey this matter? Abeg get a life and chose a struggle.

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  40. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:27

    @ blog voltron, no not all twins are born same day. I think urs is dumb too. Mayb den born taiwo for 11:55 p.m and kehinde 12:05 a.m shey na d same day ni?

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  41. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:27

    @ blog voltron, no not all twins are born same day. I think urs is dumb too. Mayb den born taiwo for 11:55 p.m and kehinde 12:05 a.m shey na d same day ni?

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  42. Marviz1 April 2015 at 18:28

    @ blog voltron, no not all twins are born same day. I think urs is dumb too. Mayb den born taiwo for 11:55 p.m and kehinde 12:05 a.m shey na d same day ni?

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  43. Marviz1 April 2015 at 18:28

    @ blog voltron, no not all twins are born same day. I think urs is dumb too. Mayb den born taiwo for 11:55 p.m and kehinde 12:05 a.m shey na d same day ni?

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    1. olori western union2 April 2015 at 00:06

      E don do nao she don hear, you insult with anon finish, e no do you you still use your ID LOL

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  44. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:32

    Funny how most are by girls. Just saying oh.

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    1. Tobi Ayodele1 April 2015 at 19:22

      It's guys display they're stupidity through their actions

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    2. Teacher2 April 2015 at 01:03

      Em this English is risky o

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  45. Bimbo Ajayi1 April 2015 at 18:43

    Hahahaha...d backward 'b' cranked me up..damn!

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  46. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:47

    Hahahahahaha...Saturday and Sunday laugh material .
    There is no country like Jerusalem , it was just on the Bible when Jesus was around .

    Thank God red sea was just for the bible, have you ever think of what will happen to containers if the red sea was here now. ? it will chop all the African containers coming from abroad .

    Can I get pregnant if I kiss a boy ?

    I love that Rav4 jeep .

    I wish my flight seat will be by the window so I can open the window and enjoy fresh air from the open sky .
    Will I get drunk if I drink too much alcohol?

    How do you when you're pregnant ?

    Coca cola give sick people blood that's why the color is like blood tonic medicine .

    All rich girls are runs girls .
    All shoe makers are aboki .

    How can you say Jesus Christ was once a man and lived in this planet ? Pls stop it .






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  47. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 18:54

    Please how do I get a blog ID?

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    1. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 22:48

      Do you really need a blog I'd or its one of the dumbest things uve heard? Help! Let us understand

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  48. odus1 April 2015 at 19:31

    1. Among all my children Osaro is the worstest, he nakeded my wife and beateded she. 2. Open the window and let the climate come in.

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    1. Teacher2 April 2015 at 01:04

      I doesn't argue
      My life is very simplicity
      (Culled from a comedy skit)

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  49. Moncoeur's behbeh1 April 2015 at 19:43

    Lol, this cured my craze today, but oyinbo stupid sha.

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  50. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 20:11

    Na weaves n relaxer don make the brain porous ! Lol

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  51. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 20:19

    But the backward B comment isn't dumb na. How do you type a backward B? Nobody knows!

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  52. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 20:19

    How do you type a backward B isn't a dumb question.

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  53. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 20:23

    A bv said recently my husband lives at abroad !!! Wtf .

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    1. Unknown2 April 2015 at 05:06

      Lmaoo I saw it too. What about the ones that say "in abroad "? Anyway these ones na gbagaun. I dey laugh oo

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  54. JAson1 April 2015 at 22:13

    So ya'll are saying nigeria has 2 president????

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  55. Anonymous1 April 2015 at 23:14

    One girl on youtube actually wrote as a comment that she loves Hitler's curls instead of heatless curls

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  56. E.BASI2 April 2015 at 10:04

    hahaha@ how did you get backward b? for a moment i froze, it there a backward B?

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  57. Ify3 April 2015 at 04:40

    "How did you get a backwards b". That got me laughing!

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