Saturday In House Gists..

Saturday gists for your enjoyment,i got only two and if none comes by tomorrow then the vote will be between these two...Enjoy and vote wisely for the best or funniest.

GIST ONE

 I DON DIE?

I remember this incident that happened back in the days of band boys, we have show in abuja and we have to pass through kwara/kogi road, immediately we pass obajana in kogi state, one of the back tire pull out on the speed, luckily driver manage to control it, as we all hop down, we just discovered that demola shivering is more than normal.

 This guy keep shaking and trembling, we find mechanic, buh after mechanic done and we have to continue our journey, demola nor gree to enter bus ooo, 

''demola let's go, he said maa marin teleyin''(I go trek follow una), ah ah! 

Trek from here to Abuja?

After talkng to him he entered, as we arrived our hotel in Abuja, demola just went jeje to sleep on the floor(we share single room), in the midnight we just heard, ahh! koda oo, mi otikuu!, se motiku na nu?(ahh is not good oo, I never die, I don die be that) 

As we put on the light na under bed demola dey, he thought he's already died and buried, he later confess that his pastor as told him not to travel that time..

Now this the funny part of the gist, even me myself know that this gist of mine will not have one vote, buh I take God beg una make una vote for me, I don't know that when buhari told us to buckle up in 2016 it will brought bow-tie along, over broke dey worry me

Thanks...

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GIST TWO

THE LAST DELIVERANCE...

                   

Dear Stella, good day...this is my own in house gist. 

Yetunde woke up one day and told mama Yetunde she dreamt of snakes. Na so mama Yetunde fear carry her go cele church.

''Hmmm, you have a spiritual husband and we need to chase him away said

the cele Prophet. 7 days fasting and prayer, cover her body with dis

white garment and then bring her after 7 days for the last prayer''.

Naso the fasting and prayer start ooo. Its like mama Yetunde no sabi how

the last prayer go be. After seven days, they both were set to go, as

dem reach, dey were ordered to sit Becos they were doing last

deliverance for another gal inside. After 20 minutes, thed gal came out

and mama Yetunde eyes open....the gal was soo battered mama Yetunde took

pity on her. What happened to you? Who beat you like this? What did you do

wrong? She kept asking the gal.

 Noooo, it was my last deliverance, this is how they do last deliverance, said the gal. 

Deli kini???????????? Mama Yetunde Exclaimed.... 

Oya Yetunde, take your bag and let's go home.

Just then, the prophet came out, it was time for Yetundes deliverance. 

Naso Mama Yetunde say she no do again oooo...you want to kill my child for me

abi. We will go and pray at home, God will hear us. Ire oooo.  I can't

allow you to touch my child like dis Becos her father will send me

packing and if that happens, am packing to your house. Naso Mama Yetunde

and Yetunde comot ooo.