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Hello folks. I’m an integral part of this family, y’all just don’t know me. I’m usually that judgemental  anonymous commenter, flawless (even if I do say so myself in the way I analyze and sometimes bash people). So bash away (would be a taste of my own medicine anyway), however I’d still appreciate a few open minded people to tell me the truth as it is. You know how matters of love can mess you up shey? This is my chronicles.

Lemme first kiss up to Stells. This isn’t kissing up sef cos it’s the effing Truth! Stells is the realest nigga out there (hehehe forgive me nwayi oma). I dunno if I could handle your red ink, but I wrote to you , so I’mma just man up and ‘take it like a man’(there’s one porn titled ‘take it like a man oo lol)

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Okay I’m gay. This is not for the faint hearted , so if you’re gonna just judge away, scroll down and drop your hate stuff and move on- it’s not gonna upgrade the naira anyway lol). I understand if you can’t stand these things, there are things I also cannot fathom (like those who like to be peed on, people who beat women, etc) this is the right time to get stepping. This is my chronicles.

Okay now to business. I do men. Always have. Yeah I was curious like every other youngster, I saw straight porn, it excited me, but it was until later that I knew pussy was nothing like gay stuff (I know you’re curious as to how I like my eggs, imma give u the gist later) to me. Being gay is one constant war- especially for a Nigerian. You know how you ladies judge men, now picture a man dating a man, deceit and lies against each other. 

Promiscuity against promiscuity (that’s why there’s the rampant HIV and STIs, dunno how I dodged those), Egos too (men don’t say sorry for the sake of peace o, lailai. The hate and homophobia (here, you even try to blend in, you genuinely wanna be straight and do pussy and just be okay (na lie, can’t stop, even marriage won’t stop you). Now, y’all get the picture.

Picture me, brilliant mind, and young guy. In the peak of my ‘hoe-ing ‘ days (this is usually when you discover you’re gay , just like adolescence in girls and you’re out for blood , wanna fuck the next hole or be fucked), I met a few guys, but I was smart enough to know whatssup from the get go. I knew who I just wanted to have sex with and never see again (big lie, the gay world is very small and guys talk like girls, hehehe), I also knew who I hoped to keep as a fuck buddy (lol, the sex had to be good or he’s gotta be some quality guy, maybe intelligent, has something to offer etc).

So I met ED (not his real name), he actually messaged me on an online platform, I responded and he said he was attracted cos I sounded smart (my selling point oo), anyway, we got talking and set up a meet. He’s 6-7 years older, working, had a crib (not on the island o, but was really nice and comfy), wealthy and well-travelled. He coerced me into making the meet (I was busy with a small job –I made honest money even while in school, forget all the gay for pay rumour ooo, mostly false or for low lives). 

It was really late, yet I made it (some waka ehn! smh) and I met him. I got all the info straight, I can always from the get go I meet anyone. Struck me as one not from a privileged background but that had worked his ass off up to where he currently was (He’s really arrogant), Poor tenses / struggling with his English (good English starts from the cradle, if you lose that chance, you’re gonna struggle with tenses/ spelling errors/ pronunciation for life- This is the gospel!).

However I couldn’t deny the fact that he was a brilliant mind and that was so attractive. He also went to town evaluating me mentally, asking me current affairs questions (for which I felt he was a douche bag- who the f**k does that?) 

Well I showed my little brawn before asking him to beat it, he retreated after confirming the boy is smart (lol, winks) and moved on to business. We had sex. His dick was lemme just say I didn’t expect it. It was huge and I can’t till now say how it went down. But it was the most amazing night of my life- yeah till date( and I’ve been there, done it all, not just Nigerian dick ooo lol) He also has confessed, that night was the most unforgettable for him.

No, I didn’t fall in love with him. As he didn’t with me. However we hooked up not so frequently afterwards. I was in denial, so was he. He’d call when he’s horny, I’d ‘form’ and I’ll do same and he’ll ‘form’ too. Maybe when cupid flies by, we’d actually come through and have an amazing meet.

Fast forward to a few years, and maybe 3-4 sex dates between us (total o, I am not the slut y’all think I am). Note he travels abroad like no man’s business and he wouldn’t gift me anything- let’s just say not a dime ever changed hands. Yet he tells me of other guys he sleeps with and he spends lavishly on them (very stupid thing to tell someone you plan to sleep with ooo-and that’s why I stopped relations with him). Now no relations for a year or two. I’m working, doing business and kinda okay. Landed property, my crib, ride, International trips like 4 times a year. Guy is back all cool. He got married, didn’t tell me till later. Still would act funny when I ask about his family ( honest asking oooo, of course I didn’t expect him to marry me hahahahaha), Had a kid and was still evasive , yet would try endlessly to hook up and hang out with me.

Whenever I go see him (has a separate crib for runs, lol), he’ll still talk about other guys he was shagging and I’ll see his stash of condoms. Anyway, I was abroad for a Vacay and got a job with a multinational. Here comes ED saying shit over the phone. How he regrets the ways he treated me. Meanwhile in the past money had changed hands between us. He’s asked me for loans, small ones and he’d promptly paid back. Anyway, this time he’s talking about the only reason he’s not proposing is because we live in fucking Nigeria…and of course he was married ( I was going to ask him if he was gonna auction off his wife and kids, abi now, he don see mumu).

Now I’m thinking I am kinda liking him, you know someone you’ve been friends with over years now, he’s more discreet than the average gay guy and I cherish that. Since heterosexuals don’t go about telling everyone they’re heterosexual, I believe gay folks should keep their gay gay to themselves too.

Anyway, I came back to Naija only to discover he’s having problems at work. He was laid off and has been in a financial crunch. We’ve been seeing and talking on the regular, and I’ve been of financial assistance to him as much as I can. You guys believe now he talks about all the people he had been good to and had left him in his hour of need and I’m here like , I’ve known you for years now and I can’t recall you ever being ‘good’ to me. Lol

Well I recently got married (una no gree me gay so I don marry lol), lovely girl. I wish I could looooooove her like she deserves, but I try my best. She loves me so much. Yet ED is there too. We’re clean healthy people. Once in a while we SEE (yes it’s what you’re thinking) and he calls me dear and bae etc now.

Now I’m having questions. Overall if one evaluates the kinda thing we have going on, what the fuck does one call this? Leeching on me? A liar? Opportunist? If tables were to turn would he treat me the same way I am treating him?

PS several things I can’t get over. He used to body shame me for being skinny, not having a huge booty etc (marriage has made me add a little flesh and booty is out now –bootylicious all the way), easily talks me down and would never compliment me etc.

I'm just interested in knowing what you folks think. Should I sever ties with him now regardless of if it seems I'm abandoning him in trying times?

I don’t know if I have represented myself as I really am, yes I might be critical (these days sef, you have to ask for my opinion for me to critique you) cos I can’t seem to hurt anyone. I don’t have many friends but I keep my circle really tight. So you see, for me, I’d never even be cool with you at all- but if we’re cool, I’d love you with my all. So my dilemma is, where should I place him? In or Out?