London Tatafo dey hail oh!
As you all know say my peeps wey dey this side can like party pass their lives. It's not a new something though.
No wonder the majority of their drama usually emanates from one party or the other.
Today's talk isn't about how much money they invest into asoebi, or the igbese they deep their necks into just to represent every weekend. That one na tory for another day.
Alright, Today own eh, Wetin dem whisper put for Tatafo ear is kinda unusual..
It's about a certain man who compliments most of the parties that happens in town. Ladies hustle to be noticed by him so that they can be put into his 'celebrity archive'.
No be money him dey spend o. And No, he's not a journalist. Bet y'all are wondering who the 'powerful' man is?
What does he do at parties??
His job would seem like it's no biggy, but what Tatafo is hearing in this London is that the man don take this him job take style collabo plenty plenty so called "London big babes"... in EXCHANGE for... "posing and snaping".
This guy man na photographer hin be. Yes! A celebrated one at that. And wetin we hear be say him level of photography is on another level. See ehn, Plenty popular photo people dey this we town, but which one is Tatafo talking here?
Olofofos whispered that there was a time that two ladies fought over this oga photographer. Dem no even send him wife sef.. Bet why? All because the man go do dem free photo session at every party or what?
No No No people, not only because of that. It is simply because some London ladies love cheap publicity. Yes! Ndi very cheap!!
They hustle over men that'll publicise them for free. So not only journalists get their free something to collabo for cheap fame. The story in town now is that this photographer is the hottest cake in town, that some ladies would kill over, just for his attention. Once they sight him or hear that he'll be the one covering an event, dem go begin drip for something.
Whosai... Abeg who sabi this popular "Peter Obey" for London?
Tatafo even gathered that this photo man eh, that apart from creating special effects for the women he's intimate with, that some cash loaded babes love to spend on him. And people wonder what this photographer laces the lenses of his camera with, that makes him irresistible.
Another interesting thing is, those who pay for his services to cover their events, often wonder why when they get to see their photo stories, that they see many strange faces captured in their albulm. As he likes to concentrate the focus of his camera on people wey no be say na dem pay am to come snap 'pichure'
Did you hear what oga photo did with a certain so called popular London big girl recently? The one that ermm..... the one that errrr.....
OK, if you didn't hear that one, What about oga foto's relationship with a so called event lady, that one that has also been enjoying an open affair with a certain married DJ.. we heard she's been posing lately behind closed doors for some erotic photo shoots.
**chara** chara** pam**pam** action!!
Tatafo does not know anything about whether na studio photos or bedroom photos oh!
Choi oga photographer.. see levels...can I meet you for my own exclusive photos too?? Please na.
But Tatafo mind ya business. He's just a good man with a large heart and he appreciates beautiful arts when he sees one..Especially ones found in women. All you need to do is get very very close to him and your next event will be covered for FREE!! YES, FREE!
Well, conditions may vary. Na as your luck take shine with oga sharp snapper..because there are so many others to contend with.
OK Ok OK.. e don do Tatafo.
But one last question, how does this man make his money, when most of his "clients" are doing "exchange' ?? Na question ohh!
Tatafo will be back
Stella my Amaria, Tatafo is taking you on a belated birthday cruise. So come and COLLECT free photo session too you hear? Ohohohohoh
*which kind lazy people be this?Lagos celebs or people dont need to settle nobody,just use your social media handle to post and when at a party photobomb any celeb snapping...Anyways whats my own,i couldnt decode the gist.And as for belated birthday whatever,I no want,i am pissed with you for not calling me *hiss*