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Thursday, August 04, 2016

The Official Girlfriend Application Form

Not a bad idea....if she fills out the form and there are some contradicting stuff later,you just pull out the form and say...''YOU LIED!''



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    1. Tshewwww. How about a boyfriend application form. Abi na only girls get wahala? Na their own worst pass. Most average guys already have a body count of 30.

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    2. That"do u cook"part got meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I didn't see "do you pray for atleast one hour?".

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  2. Rubbish. If you already have second thoughts why bother in the first place.

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  3. Hehehehe, i think i liked this.

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  4. Hahahahaha...
    See what they have reduced women to...

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  5. Wait oh!
    My Naija Babes wont fill this one lailai
    Paper signing and Taking Oath is almost the same thing.

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    1. Are you the same person as seyi Malumi?

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  6. Lol @no 1 question




    *Larry was here*

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  7. Where is the official boyfriend application form?

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  8. Lolz.I believe in equity so where is the form for guys?

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  9. interesting,ganna have husband application form...if u re not good to go u fall out(rich dude only)....who no like better thing..*SMILES*

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  10. funny. stella do for brokeass guys

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  11. Why girlfriend form?

    Are they that desperate?

    "Do you have a history of mental illness"?...OMG....you must be kidding me....

    Wettin you expect make she write? YES ABBI?




    MTCHEWWWW



    @Galore

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  12. Dem for put this one


    "As a young lady,have you slept with or have sexual fantasy about a gurl like you before?



    This Application form is all shades of "nonsense and ingredients" mbok.





    @Galore

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  13. This is not funny. Women will always be women. They will lie from number 1 to number 29.

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    1. Lol


      @Tony tonero


      @Prinkles don make you hate women sotay like this?



      @Galore

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  14. that's very interesting, husband application form available if u re not wealthy u fall out..*smiles*

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  15. This reminds me of Sheldon Cooper... You go fear bf/gf agreement naa

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  16. This form is from whom to whom....



    Where is the official boyfriend application form..

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  17. LOL...... Am adding number 30. Can you pray for one hour non stop ?.
    You go fear questions

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    1. Adding question 31


      Can she cook Edikanikong soup?πŸ˜„....So I don't have to look for "Edible "bitch" catering




      Woman don suffer...Mabasi.


      @Galore





      @Galore

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  18. Yimu!
    Kevin dat edo boy's form wld be;
    Age (not more dan 35)
    Bwest size (agbalumo size, orange, watermelon etc)
    Bwest softness (firm, hard, soft, oversoft)
    Otele size (small, wide, extra wide, express road)

    James version
    Age (not more dan 35)
    Toto hygiene (clean, bushy, smelly)
    Ex bf strength in bed (very weak, weak, try small) nobody strong reach am
    Gbenshing ability (lie der,hang leg for window, cross leg like mermaid, kamasultra)
    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    #PAM πŸ‘„ #

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    1. LMAO
      U forgot to add
      Are you tall,slim and beautiful...hahahaha

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    2. Haahaahahhhahahah!!! Crazzzzy someborri!

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  19. James n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
    James:R u fat?
    R u dir

    Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
    Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol

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  20. James n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
    James:R u fat?
    R u dir

    Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
    Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol

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  21. Hahahahahahaha!!! Umunwanyi atagbugo nwe fa na afufu na uwa. Inukwa nu!

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    1. We don't do this shit here. Behave yourself, smallie or Stella will deal with you!

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  23. Real nonsense! May God see this generation through.

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  24. Most married women have cheated on their husbands one way or another, at one time or another. Even if it is the former boyfriend calling you at night and you giggling silly at his sexual innuendos. Or is it the time you were sexting with a guy you met at the mall. OR was it the time some guy was screwing your brains out when your husband thought you went to visit a friend? Maybe the time your colleague at the office palmed your ass and you allowed him feel up your skirt? Or the many flirtations that you justify by saying it makes you feel sexy? The list is endless. I really pity men. If they only knew......

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    1. Pity yourself and your evil mind. Just cos the women in your family cheat doesn't mean it's a worldwide phenomenon.

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  25. Reminds me of Dr Sheldon Cooper's girlfriend agreement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #TBBT

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