Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: The Official Girlfriend Application Form

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Thursday, 4 August 2016

The Official Girlfriend Application Form

Not a bad idea....if she fills out the form and there are some contradicting stuff later,you just pull out the form and say...''YOU LIED!''



47 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Orisirisi......

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Rubbish. If you already have second thoughts why bother in the first place.

Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere said...

Yinmu

Alloy Chikezie said...

Hehehehe, i think i liked this.

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AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos? do you need a quick loan within 24hrs without collateral. call 07037873466 said...

Werey tinz

Hahahahahahaha

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahaha...
See what they have reduced women to...

DB Malumi said...

Wait oh!
My Naija Babes wont fill this one lailai
Paper signing and Taking Oath is almost the same thing.

christy said...

lol...

STARRY LARRY said...

Lol @no 1 question




*Larry was here*

white Berry said...

Where is the official boyfriend application form?

Barr. Oma said...

Lolz.I believe in equity so where is the form for guys?

christy said...

interesting,ganna have husband application form...if u re not good to go u fall out(rich dude only)....who no like better thing..*SMILES*

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Oriegwu

Mao Akuh said...

Lost world

Loveme Jeje said...

funny. stella do for brokeass guys

Samantha Tuoyo said...

Great idea!

Rx Mams said...

Very funny

GALORE said...

Why girlfriend form?

Are they that desperate?

"Do you have a history of mental illness"?...OMG....you must be kidding me....

Wettin you expect make she write? YES ABBI?




MTCHEWWWW



@Galore

Temi said...

Lol

GALORE said...

Dem for put this one


"As a young lady,have you slept with or have sexual fantasy about a gurl like you before?



This Application form is all shades of "nonsense and ingredients" mbok.





@Galore

Ihekire Tony said...

This is not funny. Women will always be women. They will lie from number 1 to number 29.

christy said...

that's very interesting, husband application form available if u re not wealthy u fall out..*smiles*

Miss_Blandish said...

This reminds me of Sheldon Cooper... You go fear bf/gf agreement naa

Tee Diva Organic Skincare 58C660AC said...

This form is from whom to whom....



Where is the official boyfriend application form..

claudius monnie said...

LOL...... Am adding number 30. Can you pray for one hour non stop ?.
You go fear questions

Anonymous said...

Yimu!
Kevin dat edo boy's form wld be;
Age (not more dan 35)
Bwest size (agbalumo size, orange, watermelon etc)
Bwest softness (firm, hard, soft, oversoft)
Otele size (small, wide, extra wide, express road)

James version
Age (not more dan 35)
Toto hygiene (clean, bushy, smelly)
Ex bf strength in bed (very weak, weak, try small) nobody strong reach am
Gbenshing ability (lie der,hang leg for window, cross leg like mermaid, kamasultra)
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
#PAM πŸ‘„ #

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol

Bee10 said...

Are you the same person as seyi Malumi?

amanda favour said...

LMAO
U forgot to add
Are you tall,slim and beautiful...hahahaha

GALORE said...

Lol


@Tony tonero


@Prinkles don make you hate women sotay like this?



@Galore

stunning slim shady said...

Inukwa

GALORE said...

Adding question 31


Can she cook Edikanikong soup?πŸ˜„....So I don't have to look for "Edible "bitch" catering




Woman don suffer...Mabasi.


@Galore





@Galore

Pure Nigerian said...

Lol...

ify onyekwelu said...

Haahaahahhhahahah!!! Crazzzzy someborri!

PLATINUM said...

James n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
James:R u fat?
R u dir

Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol

PLATINUM said...

James n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
James:R u fat?
R u dir

Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol

chinwendu ngwueke said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! Umunwanyi atagbugo nwe fa na afufu na uwa. Inukwa nu!

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Mrs. Romas said...

Real nonsense! May God see this generation through.

Jules Louis said...

Tshewwww. How about a boyfriend application form. Abi na only girls get wahala? Na their own worst pass. Most average guys already have a body count of 30.

De Unbreakable said...

That"do u cook"part got meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

viva said...

I didn't see "do you pray for atleast one hour?".

Anonymous said...

Most married women have cheated on their husbands one way or another, at one time or another. Even if it is the former boyfriend calling you at night and you giggling silly at his sexual innuendos. Or is it the time you were sexting with a guy you met at the mall. OR was it the time some guy was screwing your brains out when your husband thought you went to visit a friend? Maybe the time your colleague at the office palmed your ass and you allowed him feel up your skirt? Or the many flirtations that you justify by saying it makes you feel sexy? The list is endless. I really pity men. If they only knew......

One trillion said...

End time form

Qurenth said...

We don't do this shit here. Behave yourself, smallie or Stella will deal with you!

Qua said...

Pity yourself and your evil mind. Just cos the women in your family cheat doesn't mean it's a worldwide phenomenon.

Iris said...

Reminds me of Dr Sheldon Cooper's girlfriend agreement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #TBBT

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