Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Wedding Night Brouhaha -43

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Monday, 1 August 2016

Wedding Night Brouhaha -43

 Abeg anybody when never reach eighteen years make you no open this post because i no fit shout....this na for ogbonge olfer people.

Ewooo!!!!




I met my (ex)husband through my father. He felt I was not serious about marriage so he introduced me to his friend’s son. Out of respect for myself and for my father, I decided not to have sexual contacts with Guyman until I was sure of his intent. 

Guyman was very serious about marrying me. He was a nice person.  I tried to contribute severally towards the wedding but he told me to not worry. He would say, “just wear your gown and come to the venue”. We finally got married in a big way then it dawned on me that Guyman was Gayman.

 I left that unconsummated marriage after a while. 

Three years later, I met and married my own man. We had TM and WW same day and in my village. We lodged in the best hotel in my village. I lodged his guests and my friends in another hotel while my folks stayed in my family house.

 I wanted privacy. 

I didn’t want my dad mistaking my moans and screams as maltreatment from my husband, neither did I want to hear about who ate oha soup after ordering for rice and fried salad. 

After the wedding, he went to the guests’ hotel to greet and thank his folks because they would leave by 6am in the morning. I chatted a little with my friends and siblings. The whole money collected was given to me. I went to my hotel room, counted the money and kept it in my box. I put a bottle of wine and some cake in the fridge. I switched on the A/C, showered and lay naked inside the duvet. 

He knocked, I opened the door. 

On seeing me naked, he quickly pounced on me because I had already shaved clean(I didn’t want any enchanted bush of Njaba to disturb my expectation). 

I told him to go shower. I wasn’t sure he used soap because he was back in 2 minutes. He flung the duvet as if they were sworn enemies. He gently raised my two legs and buried his face in my tohtoh and ate it as if it was a hamburger. 

I moaned and climaxed into ecstasy. I secreted okro-like iheimachakwa into his mouth.

 He handled the labia sisters the way Messi handles football. 

My husband gave me a sexual healing with his tongue.  We took the 69 position. I sucked his joystick gently but firmly. As he was pleasuring me, the joystick will occasionally leave my mouth but I will grab it back (where you wan go).

Death and life are in the power of the tongue, same with sexual satisfaction. 

The more I climaxed the more okro soup he ate. After about 45 minutes of tonguing, he cupped one of my breasts into his mouth and sucked away. He sucked my breasts for so long I wondered if he was actually breastfed because he sucked as if he was making up for a loss somewhere. 


By this time, I was not just wet but flooded. He gently inserted his weapon of mass satisfaction into my honey-pot and gave me the best s3x of my life. That was when I knew that I married an experienced driver because it takes one with experience to know when to change the gear. He gently reached all the corners of my downstream sector. He knew when to drill gently and when to drive me wild. I screamed with passion.

 Thank goodness the TV was switched on even though this was far better than the piece of advice Patience Ozokwor was giving Mercy Johnson on TV.


When it was time for him to release, all I heard was BABY BABYY BABYYYYY with the next Baby sounding louder than the previous one. He finally released all the juice inside me. He didn’t pull out. He lay on top of me, and then he gently whispered into my ear how precious I was and vowed to make me forget I was ever married before. 

He took me to the bathroom and bathed me like a baby. I bathed him too.  We drank the wine and ate the cake. Then we gisted a little and slept in each other’s arms naked and unashamed. 


Ewoooo,i couldnt stop laughing reading this...YOU ARE A CLOWN....did you get my mail?OMGoodness!


219 comments:

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DoppelgΓ€nger said...

NA WA!

STARRY LARRY said...

Waoooooooo you're too much, this thing is getting........




*Larry was here*

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Na wa. Boo, where are you? Come quick o

Loveme Jeje said...

Congrats. Carry go nothing do you. Spice your lovelife the way you want it.

I am 16 years old, may be i should stop reading ooo. I no want wahala.

Ada Nwanbueze said...

Lol this is funny and erotic at the same time enjoy.

Ibukunoluwa said...

This woman is a very funny human being
U gon have a happy home ma,I can feel it already
Meanwhile I heard oro( that Yoruba thing that doesn't see women),I nearly died....I couldn't sleep...the sound was too much...they were standing right in front of our house for almost 15mins
And this Mrn I just told my brother while gisting about it ,that what if Jesus Christ decided to come for the second time at that particular moment they were doing oro ....my brother just laughed
I still dey fear cos it continues today😩
Belle seff dey turn me since then...I don go toilet tire😩

Blackberry said...

Your WNB is on fleek!

Lol! Babes gon feel all juicy down there.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Lmaooooo.....omg
This is it people! This is the best wnb for me
Wow!!!!!

SUNSHINE said...

That okro part disgusts me.
Happy married life.

Anonymous said...

Hhahahhahhahahaha
Very interesting read
Some lines that got me LMAO are

'Guyman na gayman'

"neither did I want to hear about who ate oha soup after ordering for rice and fried salad." 

"He handled the labia sisters the way Messi handles football". 

You are cray cray. Lol

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Lool lovely story. This is what we need not like that first story of yesterday

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmmmm....what a way to start the new month...diaris God... ooo.May I tell my own WNB soon...Amen.

Anonymous said...

Kikikikikikiki, poster from this post I can only say you are one lucky woman. Chai! You got beauty for the ashes of your former marriage.

ukwu dimond said...

this poster you are not a serious person at all, my best WNB is this one, i enjoyed reading your story, wish you all the very best in your marriage.

James said...

All of u doing weddings and lodging in hotels.Hmmmmmmmm.
I guess una horsebands did not build house for village and town before rushing to marry wife and start gbenshing Toto everyday

Anonymous said...

This is my first time of commenting poster your wnb is the bomb... I was just blushing through out.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahaha...
This poster is a correct badt girl!,,,
Damn!...
This turned me on i won't lie,,,
OMG!!!...

em jay said...

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!
The best WNB I have read so far, babe u nailed it, ur boo na man jare.

Natural hair products 566bbc84 said...

Geeez!... C written porn oo!

Anonymous said...

Where's my hubby?? What is holding him? Pls wherever and whatever that is holding him should pls leave him to come n marry me, can't wait to write my own WNB

white Berry said...

Nice one

thatsofturhobogirl o said...

Ghen Ghen, porn of life

Natural hair products 566bbc84 said...

Now i cant eat okro soup till futher notice

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

well i enjoyed the write up much more than the picture she painted. the picture i saw was kinda errrm........... but is was fun reading it.

Miss Ess said...

Thank God am in my woman's month because I don't even know which one is flowing right now reading through this

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

Holy shit,this wng is getting hotter by the day!
Oh my oh my,can't seem to curtail my imaginations......mills and boom gat ntin on you poster....
*faithful bv

Just Glamour said...

Nawa oo,this Poster want to kill somebody,I think this is what Bvs asked for.

Damilola Okunlola said...

Interesting

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Dear poster, do you know you are 'CRAZY'. You just turned me on big time. Abeg, make I nurse my leg. God knows I will bite my husband anytime he proposes. He's made me wait for too long. Chai, sex must be heaven on earth. Boo, where are you? I'm ready to give you anytime, any day. Judge Judy, over to una

God chic said...

My Lord and my father! It just keeps getting worse by the day. This wnb, is just temptation, pure unadulterated temptation.

Tetrina said...

The breast part got me bursting out in laughter!...WNB, hmmm!

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow am Horney already. D suckn part is killing me

pwetty sunshyne said...

Hmmmmmm
This is serious
HML

Anonymous said...

@stella are u sure this not the part two of the 40th wedding night brouhaha. Too raw and coll but I dought I can swallow the okro like discharge that comes out from some women when making love

khaleesy :: said...

Are u a script writer? Cos dis piece was every inch perfect. God bless your marriage

Anonymous said...

Rubbish... All na wash

Atheist. said...

*Side eyes to the poster*
okro-like iheimachakwa into his mouth"..... thats so eeeeew.
That word "Tohtoh"..... its like scraping a pot with metal spoon, hurts the brain!

pink lady said...

OMG!
I must marry an "experienced driver"!
Enjoy your marriage my dear.

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Hahahahahahahsh
Baby girl is a clown

Chai,see the way I was smiling
I come to tell you my people that sex is sweet mehn
I'm so horny I need a joystick inside of me

Arrggggggg!

pwetty sunshyne said...

Eleyigidigan
Will be back to read comments
Bvn no dey disappoint

crystal said...

Chineke nna, babe warisdis Na you want to kill us. Hiannnn

Anonymous said...

Choi!what name do we give this romantic novel? I enjoyed every bit of this story!!

karen jessy said...

That your okro description disgusted me through out,ayama,i didn't enjoy it

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lol@ gay man ,thank God u left him with his wide anus

stunning slim shady said...

*spreads dollar crested rug* make u stretch wella to read today's WNB.

Anonymous said...


I love your writing up Harlequin, it is so orgasmic to read. I wish to have a man like yours to handle me. My man sucks and does not want to hear about foreplays, so, i never enjoy lovemaking with him. He get pleased, not me! I think you have married somebody who is not stingy and i wish him to continue to make you happy beyond the bedroom. May your love for each other blossomxxx

radiant D said...

No be small something. Madam okro God bless ur marriage.

beauty said...

Ewooo!this lady can make someone wet without being romance. I was reading dis wit all smiles...This is getting so interesting.Enjoy ur joystick joor!! lol

Stella maris Baby said...

Lol @ experience driver
Poster u don't cray finish.
Interesting story.
Me like..

This wnb dey do me one kind one kind for body.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to be married

stunning slim shady said...

*smiling*
Wow!

Wow!!

Wowwer!

tracy James said...

Lmao...u r very funny omG
Nice one πŸ˜€

Imoh Sandra said...

HMMM NICE WRITE UP,I ENJOY READING EVERY LINE,NOW YOU HAVE MADE ME WANT TO MARY NOW,NOW,AM SURE YOUR HUBBY IS REALLY EXPERIENCED,MAY GOD BLESS YOUR UNION.
HAPPY NEW MONTH TO ALL BV'S,AUGUST 28 IS MY BIRTHDAY ANTICIPATE LOL
AM OUT.

GORGEOUS MISS. said...

At the mention of "69" I smiled.
Na so e supposed be.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm a year older, happier and blessed.
Happy new month everyone.

Jasmine said...

Dis poster is a good writer sha! Nice one

mimi j said...

Jeez I like dis one

zee angel said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Una well done oooo, people go begin dey use una WNB dey masturbate

Love EATING pussy said...

Beautifully written. ..I bet that the poster is a writer. Lovely piece n thank you stella for posting.

Lady j said...

Hian..sorry ooh.I was abt to start enjoying d gist till u started making description with okro..*yuck*..
To me d best WNB is 40..

zion baby said...

Hahahahaha..I like this gist mehn!!

BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'* said...

Happy For you madam. I don't know if its me or the imagination of the okro on my head
That realeasing of okro okro makes me wanna puke*jeex*abeg make una no use okro again abeg
That's my fu**ng favourite soup

Mao Akuh said...

God bless your home.

Hillary Clinton's sister said...

Wow! I just couldn't stop smiling here. Interesting story.. You have good sense of humor with your choice of words.. Sounding like Chimanda. lol..

Ghana Babe Yayra said...

What is this ?!!!!! WOW!

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Awwww...
Yours is coming...

Eva said...

Hahahaha.....ohh my I laughed my ass out when reading this WNB...mg dear...pls take up writing comedy as a hobby biko... Lol... God bless your home

Olori_1812 said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I enjoyed reading this WNB aswear to God!

I moan join you walai...LMAO

Adadioramma said...

Hahahahaha, Nne igbugom. I swear you are a clown. Am happy you enjoyed your marriage after the breakup. May God keep and protect your marriage IJN.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

James,shey you are the person that taught this poster Ogbono and okro...

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

HML πŸ˜‚

Agbalu Al-Zahrah said...

Me too😒😧 but this is the best WNB so far...God bless ur marriage dearπŸ˜‰πŸ˜š

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Ewwww. I miss you

Tripple Gold said...

My goodness! Wnb making single girls jealous.

James said...

Poster U are cray. Which one be okro - like iheimachakwa?

End time wife

Miss Ess said...

Hahahahaha......oluwa provide a boo o

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

freezing am freezing am freezing am freezing baby you know that i suffer from your love,freezing am freezing am freezing am freezing am so in love baby am freezing. OoooooPs!!! now am FROZEN.


*sings and dance outta post*

christabel said...

Me too

christabel said...

Very soon dear

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

why the hell dint i feel horny? let me go back and read again.

Cocoz said...

This just got me wet at work!

*presses leg together*

James said...

So he did not gbensh ur Toto again that night after una bathing??
Na waah. I assume he can not go more than one round .
If na me, na 3 times I go hammer your toto mercilessly dat night before morning .
And he did not even hang your legs on his shoulder and ram his rod very deep inside your wet Toto . so that his preek can be brushing against your womb during deep thrusting.

Jack Brenda said...

Porn mistress and master. Good for you guys

Anonymous said...

Omg this is d bomb, wnb keep rolling. Am sending mine Stella. My wedding comes up December.

Pussy doll said...

Dint finish it jare...was more of porn.Dnt need such fr now

Brown Sucre said...

Wow,sweet.

zion said...

So everybody now give headache

Anonymous said...

Nice write up. I guess some people will like to fast track their wedding so they can share WNB before Stella takes it away. Lol

Atheist. said...

Me too... Eww

Jasmine said...

But u said ur boo is doing his masters outside naija? E bia kwa!!! Allow us see boo na. How many u want?

Anonymous said...

Na lie! I don look am with my sister years back, we were teenagers then, we actually waited for them to start hahahaha Na one thing like rope dey make that sound lol. No mind them jare

Queer One said...

Osheyy Ambulance πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

SUNSHINE said...

Same here La Fresh.

cassy 7757 said...

Na wa oooo,dis is d best ever.now am touching my self,husband come shaperly pls.

abril said...

Happy birthday dear

xhlrted p said...

You forgot "the enchanted bush of Njaba"

"He gently reached all corners of my downstream sector"

Hahaha. Writer you have a good flair but this is PORN. Kai

Stella Kork you forgot some people read from office desk, idiro kwa mma oo. Thank God say I dey bed, I for follow the dishevelled group.

Asoge Atelier said...

U read my mind!

Anonymous said...

Shut the hell up. Ode oshi

Anonymous said...

This got me screaming Oluwa provide a boo oooo Kai madam u don cray finish. Me that is booless can't be forced into imagining things ooo

amanda favour said...

Hehehehehehe

temmy yemmy said...

Ur WNB makes me go gaga.may God continue to keep and bless ur home.

James said...

Lady J go and marry first then come back and talk

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha u sound like u r riding on something

xhlrted p said...

Happy birthday Gorgeous Someborri.
God bless you

James said...

Anon 13:31 keep hiding and pretending until you reach 40.

OliviaSilk said...

Lol.
I found the Okro part so effing disgusting! Eeewy something.

But great story.

Valerie said...

"We lodged in the best hotel in my village. I lodged his guests and my friends in another hotel while my folks stayed in my family house"
This is how it should be. Not BIL coming to piss for one room honeymoon. Even 3k room can give you privacy.

Anonymous said...

Ur right....makes it sound disgusting

James said...

Karen Jessy go and marry first then come back and talk

Apple Juice said...

Hmmmmmmmmm. Well done oooo poster!!

James said...

Any joystick or a big long fat one?

Anonymous said...

Anon 13:40 like u read my mind. It's turning into porn or sort. Mtchew

Cocoz said...

Actually it made me laugh nothing else biko lol....I enjoyed your story.

Anonymous said...

Which kind pornography be this?
This wedding night something has turned to rubbish! I don't even believe the story sef! Disgusting somebody

James said...

Anon 13:24 frustrated Gwegw. Misery needs company

chenygirl said...

stellaa! heeeey!wedding night na aguzikwamoooooo chai.GOD COME TO MY RESCUEOOOOOOOOO.HEEEEY!IHE NKE OWUNINI?

Anonymous said...

U r horny Ke? No so e de do u

Anonymous said...

James. Shut. The. Hell. Up.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Every single effort that you dedicate to bettering yourself will pay off. Stay patient*

Anonymous said...

James shush it biko.....going to hotel is to have ur privacy or u forgot d house will b occupied by guests Huh...use ur sense and stop sounding stupid

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Unadulterated 😩
Dear poster, I love the way you play with wordsπŸ’‹
Dear future hubby, I have just one word for you ..........YOU GO HEAR AM .

Anonymous said...

LA Fresh are you tired of deceiving yourself? Na now your eyes come clear?

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

La fresh o...these boos just be wasting unnecessary time,lol.We go soon send in our own jare.Nice WNB.I enjoyed it so much.I also love the fact that you found love again after the whole gayman ish.

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

This is good!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ Poster this is my best WNB!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

This is good!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ Poster this is my best WNB!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Anonymous said...

Doppelganger go and marry We want to read your own WNB too

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lmao,that was the best part for me jare!! where have you been?

LIL HAVANA said...

James u no go kill me with ur comment
This poster is such a clown, may God continue to bless ur home
Oluwa please provide me with a boo, who celibacy epp sef?

Lara Peperenpe said...

'sex must be heaven on earth'...meaning you are a virgin???
Blood of zachariahhhhh...

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Trinity,better get ready to send yours soon,we dey wait you...lol.

stunning slim shady said...

Hbd hope we wud get to c ur pics on f blog today. enjoy ur day.

Anonymous said...

Well,I have read too much porn here and they all sound the same. its getting boring. I no longer feel wet sef after reading WNB coz I will be expecting almost same story line

Shennel Hyacinth said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

This is the 'bestest' WNB I've read.

Anonymous said...

Sunshine, La Fresh and Christabel, make una no take out una sadness and frustration on the innocent poster. No be she say make una no see husband marry.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Your phone don dey alright?
HBD in advance πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lmao,chai chi mbanu!!! Continue practicing the mermaid style o,you've done it this long,just ditopuzie ya I nugo? Leave sex for those of us who can't practice the mermaid style o.lol

Anonymous said...

Backward things.

Mr. Blaq said...

stella! stella !! this WNB is turning to a mini sex tales ooooooooooooo....we havekids that visit this blog, users need to learn to be discreet,

Attitude said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚You dey craze a swear. Lmao @ wide anus

la effizy said...

Una two sha..
Cat and dog.

Anonymous said...

Oluyomi if you a virgin pls drop your comment and by December you will be married,you stay close to my friend at egbeda.

Anonymous said...

No mind dem, the writers know what the retarded prostitutes on this blog want.

Pipi Lee said...

Where my gang dey oooooooo

IB!!!!
Sassy!!!
Jenny!!!
Olivia!!!
Christabel!!!
Freshy!!!!

we need to hold fasting and prayers on top Boo matter, it's time to possess our possession ehHhhhhh...who no like good thing na?????

Lemme go read again for the third time...

Adisa Akomolede said...

Frustrated human being

Pipi Lee said...

*grinning from ear2ear*

Pipi Lee said...

Lara stopeeeeeeet...lol
Oluyomi, yours will surely come very very soon

Pipi Lee said...

Wayray!!!!
Lmao

Pipi Lee said...

Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous gangster. said...

Haaaaa! See IBK wey I dey eye tey tey! Abule wo ni ibukun wa? Oro!? This day & age! Ibukun ko le work! Pele!

Anonymous said...

La fresh...why will you have a boo? I have sent you mails lotta times...you people are jokers here....yoi don't even know me...be forming engineer. You will be alright!

Ideato/IlajeBlood~ SDK FIRSTLADY said...

Next SnM will not pass us by. Sassy n Lafresh.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha... Queer One you are a clown o looool. Oshey ambulance hahaha...you made me read the wow wow sounding like an ambulance πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…... I love you o lol...

Anonymous said...

Jesus readding this WNB in the office and my long candle is about to unzip my trouser.
Horny mode activated

Anonymous said...

This is so practical and interesting,enjoy your marriage

Anonymous said...

Cocoz de fear. You were wet joor.

The Observer said...

Lol @ Lara why u wicked na?!

Ibukunoluwa said...

Anonymous 14:22 u no mean?
Chaaaaaiii
But still I no dey look jor
Make dem carry their thing go front

Lady j said...

James get off my post cos I nor use ur fingers type or ur mb..Mr ogbono and okro..mtcheew

Anonymous said...

Lara you just made me lol, kai! You cray!

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahahahaha...
James oh!...
Lmao...

aisha jane said...

Nice one poster.. Your choice of words cracked me up

Nala said...

Akuko.

Mama Afrika said...

Hahahaha i cant stop laughing. This poster is cray!! HML to una oo

Anonymous said...

Na so it dey start from one kind one kind to reality kind.continue

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Jasmine, did i say my husband? No be come he go come to marry me?

Sassy don't mind them. Amen jare we go send soon.

Shennel, easy. This your warming up no be here o

Stella maris Baby said...

Lolz

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy birthday @ Gorgeous Miss.
Age gracefully.

miz principessa said...

This thing don turn blue film o
Can they take it down a notch pls
I enjoy it o but some are just too explanatory like this one
Plus is it just all bout sex?
Well what else happens on a wedding night???

Sassy Dudine. said...

Very much mehn!πŸ™…πŸΎ

Pipi Lee said...

*Jamine!!!
*Chi Exotic!!!!

Who will be the prayer coordinator???

Anonymous said...

I don't know who this babe is but I like her and her sense of humour already. my dear keep tking life dis simple and ur marriage will blossom

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

James I prefer that your type. Long and fat
Sassy I'm still holding on but body no be fire wood oh.
Kisses P
Long live SDKB!

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Shennel, me sef surprise the comment no appear 100times.

Ibukunoluwa said...

@Annonymous gangster i live in Lagos jor...that thing is not only done in villages jor
Something that was announced on radio
So u dey eye me tey tey and u no tell me😊

Anonymous said...

So una know una pussy can be disgusting yet you all want to be sucked!! .. My semen doesn't disgust me.

Asa nwa said...

My favourite song for now is, oluwa provide a boo.
Pls you people should stop making jealous . Choi I'm so wet.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Pipi Lee I dey vex for u😩
Wey my rice
I still never chop
My dear marriage dey fear me no be small😩 anytime I think if it,my mind go just cut
God help me😩

Starjoy said...

This is the best wnc that I have read so far, God bless your home.

Jasmine said...

U already av one na. Haba!!! Don't be stingy

Dat Business Woman said...

enchanted bush of Njaba
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WNC, you are driving my friend nuts o.....plzzzzzzzzzz

Blossom said...

Hahahaha. This poster,ur description is so so detailing. Enjoy your home dear.

The General's Wife said...

Bad-ass chick! You the poster are my kinda girl!

*Fans self*
It's too hot in here!
Damn! Where are dose damn batteries?

Anonymous said...

This WNB is getting too explicit. Do these posters think its only adults that visit blogs? Please lets not put ideas in kids heads. BTW that okro description was downright nasty. I know we want to be hailed for sending in interesting stories but please let it not get too indepth.

Jenny Ekwe said...

Pipi baby I'm here ooo!!! Chei. Work didn't give me chance to savour the moment.

When does our prayer and fasting start??

I can't wait to send my puna watering WNB mehn!!!

Anonymous said...

Abeg this is jst too much. U dont hav 2 giv us excess details n say things like okro soup....thats jst disgusting n they are young ones here too

Jenny Ekwe said...

WNB 40 is still d best for me.

Jenny Ekwe said...

Aswear mehn. Too perfect.

reemah said...

"Oro is a flat piece of bamboo attached to a string which when swung makes the sound vooom vooom voooom" (Cyprian Ekwensi,Drummer Boy)

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Jasmine, hahahahahahaha oya i don give you space. See booless babes everywhere. Our own dey come

Anonymous, i know you now. You sold yourself out with that Engineer line. I like my lane biko.

Anonymous said...

Thank you. Bored already.

Pipi Lee said...

Hehehehehe...IB boo
But I kept rice for you na...

Jenny...you know this!

Anonymous said...

La la fresh. Since that vals day post I've been asking to be sure we're not sharing boos o. Hope your boo's name doesn't start with f. They sound so similar. *runs*

Edidem GCON said...

hmmmmmmmmm dis poster u are mouthed oooo. chai funny no gree u funny. njoy ur marriage mbok

mulika said...

....well written piece...Hilarious too and so detailed....I couldn't stop laughing....
Stella this WNB must continue. Contrary to what others think....

Anonymous said...

Gosh! This got me so wet. Wen my boo comes home tonyt I'm gonna start sucking him ryt frm d moment I open d door for him

Mimi....#inyhurface# said...

Lol..calm down

lovelace said...

Foolish people @anon17:41 and 17:50. Why not waka pass with una two left legs like amebo wey dey road dey clap hand for wetin no concern una. Kids your ugly asses.

Anonymous gangster. said...

Wen u no get email addy nko! Plus now ur saying marriage dey fear u, am too old for boyfriend/girlfriend o! I date with possibility of marriage in view!

lovelace said...

Na your type go dey wan corner they wank while reading Mr blaq. If you like no learn make you satisfy your wife, keep being a wankster.

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