Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Comedian I GO DYE 'Cracks' Epic Joke On His Instagram Handle..

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Friday, 16 September 2016

Comedian I GO DYE 'Cracks' Epic Joke On His Instagram Handle..

COMEDIAN I go dye is a funny man and i excitedly read what he posted and turns out its some message he is passing across to women,however he lost me along the line...




I understand the  ''Value what you have'' part he lost me in the body of the message.



112 comments:

Anonymous said...

I go die has a very opinion of women. must be his upbringing though.

Victor Kachi said...

So funny





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JACINTA MBACHU said...

Buhari is the guy in white cloth

IVORY said...

In a nutshell,He's saying Jonathan's govt was better than buharis.
Buhari is the white wearing new husband whose "rubbish" Nigerians are putting up with when we couldn't take it from the ex husband GEJ.


I stand to be corrected.

Adadioramma said...

Stella you mean he lost you in saying the truth, ride on bros. I have never been your fan but I promise you a fan henceforth. Ride on jare. All of them are dying in silent now, no listening ear from their so called messiah sef. Ife onye cho kofu.

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Always value what you have was a reference to the hero himself GEJ.

God bless you man.

Tiger H said...

Yea, he's correct! Some fake guy in clean white clothes

Anonymous said...

This Stella ehnn... LOL

If you can watch Jenifer's Diary and understand then this write up shouldn't be so much of a problem to understand.

LAS GidDY said...

That Nigeria left GEJ to embrace the sweet lies and deceit of PMB. #Coded Shading

Lepa shandy is back said...

Stella you know what he's talking about,pls don't tickle my clits.
Liar Bubu

I-cee Rachel said...

Your explanation is on point. And I totally agree with him.

The General's Wife said...

Hahhahaha that part of white wearing President got me in stitches😂

I go dye! My face comedian!
His joke of the different ways of how Ajebutter kids react to Bn flogged and that of how non- Ajebutter kids react to when u flog them stil crack me up after Soo many years.
His facial expression is Lit!

SUNSHINE said...

No more free money for this melon head.
All the weekly shows they host and tell your likes to come and tell stupid jokes for millions of naira.
Idiot...

The Boss Lady said...

Its explanatory na Stells. Gej was ready to transform Nigeria. All his idea us what Pmb is trying to d but with cluelessness...

Joy Nwigwe said...

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Lepa shandy is back said...

Liar Bubu
Mr. Fighting kwaraption.
Where is that his bitch wife that was frying akara during campaign? Her nose is now flying up like a kite. Looking and sounding proud.

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Hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Exactly.

Alabi Ganiyat said...

Hmmm...

tiwa said...

Hmm

Victor Kachi said...

Hmmm





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Anonymous said...

Ivory you garrit.


PL THE GREAT

The Observer said...

Full stop
Nike sign ✅
No correction

Anonymous said...

But he made sense na.some women take for granted the good husband they have because one man in white clothe is telling them sweet stories making them to smile all day(buhari in his white clothe saying dollars will be 1 naira,and fuel will be 50naira,shouting chains*change*)when they lose the good man thier eyes go clear,just like it is dawning on nigerians that we have brought in a goat and placed with our yam.God pls hear our cries and intervene.

Oreva said...

Hmmn, God help us.

CYBER DIVA said...

I Go Die thinks lowly of women,it's even obvious from his jokes. Always sexualizing women. Why didn't he make this write up about a man who has a good lady but leaves her a flashy girl who has nothing to offer instead women had to be the butt of his nasty joke/write up. I am not a feminist but enough with the nasty. Mr Comedian is it any of your business if the women decided to "left" ? If they left you too right.

iam Owen said...

Really epic...but so on point

Chiamaka L said...

this is simply the 80/20 rule. You have the 80 with your spouse but looking at the 20 from that woman/ man outside, thinking the 20 your spouse don't have is all you need. Watch "Why did I get married and Why did I get married too" again to get my drive. I said "again" because I know we have all watched it before. Watching it again will help us see meaning in the movie and not watching it for the excitement

Giselle Lawrence said...

You are so right @Ivory

mama wonder said...

Exactly,Buhari is d one in white cloth deceiving people,'I will pay 5k each to youths' 1dollar will be equivalent to 1naira'bureau da change na aboki dem dey run am. Nigerians think Buhari is good,he is a wicked cunny man. He will always want to enrich his brothers in everything. Ndi ara

Anonymous said...

What an analogy!

Anonymous said...

What an analogy!

Loveme Jeje said...

That means we did not value what we had before we allowed it to go through praise singing of another person.

Anonymous said...

@Ivory it is the other way round. Women are very much impatient with the man that tells them things will be tough but will fall flatly for the one who makes empty promises and even borrows money from them to take them out. The bottom line is that women are easily fooled by sweet words. It takes only a wise women to look beyond that. Most women like Nigerian are living in a fantasy world singing "Me I no go suffer" or I no wan suffer, but yet what to enjoy the best.

Linda Ada said...

Chai so u don't understand this post? You must be a very dumb fellow

Rhoda Rex said...

Hi 5 🙋

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Rubbish

Linda Ada said...

You didn't waste ur school fees

Anonymous said...

Nigerians are becoming more difficult by the day! i wonder if it's the condition of the economy, cos i know that where hunger thrives, much anomalies abound

amanda favour said...

You're right

I know this post will give queen Linda orgasm

Anonymous said...

True Story brother.... I love �� GEJ government not like d white old fool with empty promises..

Chidinma Grace said...

So true

Hot Akara said...

He's talking about the state of the nation & how Nigerians left a not so bad situation & walked right into fire because of empty promises made.
GEJ = the Ex boyfriend
Buhari = the current boyfriend (with white agbada making promises)

Morgana said...

Quack English... The message is not clear....he lost me as well cos' he seem to be speaking from both side of his mouth...

LyllyxxMakeova Lagos whattsapp 08062336439 said...

You are so right Ivory.

golden mummy said...

You are absolutely right. You never know the value of what you have until you loose it.

Olaide Davies said...

Hmm, I still believe that Nigeria will be great again and it won't be long.

Anonymous said...

Learn to read and understand before you comment

C'est La Vie said...

His written English sha...

Starjoy said...

He is right

Anonymous said...

Correct

Anonymous said...

Joy! Don't you think this your writing font is kind of boring and late? Try to get sense oh seeing to your a fine girl. Be using your head to think not that your big fat ass.

christabel said...

It's not that hard. Please don't commit suicide. Madam feminist

Brown Sucre said...

He meant,when we had GEJ we didn't value him,now we have a new man in white with sweet mouth and fake promises.
We should have valued what we had before now.
I still believe in this country,we will get it sooner if only we use the wisdom God has given us.

Anonymous said...

Kaman sharrap there. Na mumu girls like you make wey these comedians always dey yab us.

Anonymous said...

Kaman sharrap there. Na mumu girls like you make wey these comedians always dey yab us.

Anonymous said...

Before i go say anything please someone should tell him to marry his baby Mama!

Valerie said...

Una sabi nkogheri. The white giy is Buhari while the ex-huaband is Jonathan. Now the woman is suffering in silence becauae the new husband(Bubu) has failed to meet up. He is a comedian, always read between the line where they are concerned.

Anonymous said...

Atleast 80% of our women no get sense na. No wonder the way our men treat us.

Valerie said...

*guy
*because

Scarlett said...

He has always love GEJ. He hates Buhari.

I'm not surprised about his outburst

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He is talking about

Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja. Home delivery. said...

He is talking about "CHANGE" in the country and the effect on us.

Taye said...

Like seriously? Lols

stephan said...

Chai.. real epic.

HR BABE said...


Aunty Stella..... i dont understand why you are lost....

pls borrow me your red pen biko.... Lemme explain to you "wink"

stephan said...

Men are always fooled by fake looksssss.

Anonymous said...

Mehn...Geg once said that "Nigerians will miss him and regret ever voting him out" he was right afterall

Anonymous said...

Bitch wife? Do u have a mother?may God forgive you!

Tayan Taylor said...

on point, Bubu the idiot

lovelace said...

I dey tell you. It should be the other way round. GEJ with his fake life style of leadership. Borrowed money to decieve Nigerians into believing we are well of while Okonjo Iweala kept on deceiving the polity with her fake figures knowing fully well the economy is sick. That is why Patience almost ran mad campaigning seriously for her husband so as not to expose the atrocities committed by the last administration. No more free money for una, make una go rest or better still buy vessels and start fishing.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Under contrary you are the idiot.Where is the money now? Every body is suffering and you're ok with it. Tell me please, are you not allergic to suffering?
Jabez

Lilly simple said...

Is obvious d person in white is President Bubu

Good talk though
Imagine if it was a southerner ruling n things are bad like this

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

You garrit!!

Emilia Peter said...

Make buhari get u lolzzz

Anonymous said...

Sunshine I don't know u but from your comments I can tell u r a hard hearted person that can kill,someone like u shouldn't be kept as a friend

Mama Afrika said...

His diction got my head spinning. Oga please translate to pidgin make i understand wella.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that there are so many dummies on this blog. He is shading Buhari's govt. People please think deeply.

Anonymous said...

@ivory... you made complete sense. I don't understand the people talking relationship magana in this one

Anonymous said...

And I can bet that is why the fiance's family rejected this SUNSHINE outrightly @anon13:48.
Where is Money Maker's Wife? Come and smoke her ass

Anonymous said...

I get it and it's a valid point but maybe it's the gbagaun towards the end that confused you Stella!

Anonymous said...

I Go Die, this your English na die. Nor be only 'left the relationship'. Go and upgrade your English.

Anonymous said...

@sunshine and Lovelace. 1000 likes for your comments.

SUNSHINE said...

LMAO.
Look at them animals
Let Chimpzoba keep fooling you with her tales.
Fucking idiots.
Frankenstein Emmanuel, keep being stupid with your jagged body.
Silly woman.

Anonymous said...

Lovelace so Buhari hasn't borrowed abi??? I notice that those supporting this govt are people who have been suffering and are all too happy to see a whole lot more people join them in their suffering.

IVORY said...

My explanation is based on what he wrote up there and not hidden logic.

SMURF said...

And its quite obvious he made enough money during Jonathan's administration.

Anonymous said...

It amazese that nobody has seen the irony in him saying we should've been patient with jonathan, even after 6 years, but we should judge buhari after only 2

Anonymous said...

Why are people so dumb?whats happening in nigeria now has nothing to do with buhari. And you all claim to educated and still can't understand whats happening. What nigeria is suffering now is due to their past mistake for abandoning everything for oil

lovelace said...

Anon 14:57. You wished. Poverty no be sin, not all will be rich or comfortable. The dregs and the downtrodden or the deprived will always live amongst us. Methinks you belong to the dregs of the society.

CYBER DIVA said...

Cristabel and Anon continue being a slave to men. Low esteem is a sin. I am not a feminist but I am tired of men always using women as examples, if he wants to analyse politics must he use women? They will continue to yab us until we change and speak up. Cristabel dear you will commit suicide first after all the guys you form wifey duties for use and dump you.

Anonymous said...

It's not about making money mumu. If we had gej with a little less corruption, nigeria would have made great progress by now

Akinwale Peters said...

Every single one of you agreeing to this crap said by I go die is the dumbest and the most unreasonable person birthed in the world

Akinwale Peters said...

Anon14:57 I trip for your kind, did you go to school ? And I'm sure you studied economics at least to the SS3 level and probably went to poly or UNI? If you and your likes experienced any of the afore mentioned dem !!!!!!! Your parents wasted hard earned resources they could have partied with.

Akinwale Peters said...

Thank you chiamaka L we now know you understand the pareto principle

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Your right, Stella you just no wan admit it yourself don't say he lost you, its clear what he meant na...we Don help u talk ahm

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Your right, Stella you just no wan admit it yourself don't say he lost you, its clear what he meant na...we Don help u talk ahm

Akinwale Peters said...

Anon16:32 you are one of the very few reasonable people whom God has provided money for to buy data

ideal cakes 07054561379, BBM C001661C3 said...

Buhari is one of the past leaders and what did he put in place during his tenure as the military head of state?
He should stop the blame game and turn this country around anyhow he want to.
The blame should be doubled for him though.

Anonymous said...

Nigerians are like the Israelites when moses was leading them to the promise land. They wanted to go back to Egypt. They soon forgot how boko haram was bombing every Sunday and how every day we lead on dailies about missing moneys. Egypt soon became the best place because 'going through the wilderness' was too difficult for them.
I go dye is a jobber, no one is inviting him to wasteful government events and shindigs anymore. He gotta speak out. Ayiri isn't blessing him no more and the ex militants don't have enough to dash out again.
We prefer the government giving us handouts from their mighty loots instead of moneys been used to give the entire citizenry a better life.

Anonymous said...

OK you sef go and write your own na. That's what came to his mind. Must you always show your stupidity in the name of been a feminist?

KingRex said...

Na by force?

KingRex said...

Everyman is entitled to his opinion. Free him.

Anonymous said...

Oil prices were high and most stable in the period where Jonathan was president. Specifically 2010-2014. Yet no savings, no diversification of the economy, empty treasury. Countries like Saudi Arabia have sufficient savings to keep the country prosperous for at least 10years even if oil price doesn't go up anytime soon.
People should learn to read a little bit instead of just screaming buhari.

cathy said...

Linda Ada sorry for anon11:03 english naim be problem for am. Stella him mean say we for don appreciate gej wey we see before instead of swallowing the sweet nothing of bubu.

Rukky's cakes sokoto 2BC4D582 said...

Only ppl who are not reasonable will see sense in the trash he wrote, GEJ is not the only1 responsible for what we are going through, our long throat for imported goods is partly the reason we are suffering. Y do ppl still respond to this individual that doesn't even know her age.

Yemi7up said...

Sunshine God bless you. They are blinded by the love they have for their failed brother, even with all the figures of money that the wife have admitted to have stolen. Hmmmm , ose fun awon kan.

sisi eko said...

Waoo Anonymous. I love your brilliant illustration.

sisi eko said...

Eh eh eh I dey laugh oh.

Well said jare @Lovelace and Sunshine. End of free money Era. Nonsense

Anonymous said...

We really have a long way to go, as Nigerians! Reading some of the unintelligent comments here about how governments and economies are meant to be run, gives me goos pimples. A leader is as bad as his followers! What country or individual survives by spending all incomes on frivolities? Without saving or investing in other areas (diversification). A rich man is not the person that MAKES or generates income, but the one that KEEPS or saves. We have made terrible mistakes as a country due to the lack of vision of most past leaders and financial recklessness. Now is the time to start making amends for a sustainable development of our country, for upcoming generations. We must go through the current hard times for a better Nigeria.

Boogie Man said...

You people should stop insulting mothers Na? I don't like Buhari's wife, but I won't call her a bitch. U gonna be soome1's mother someday. How would u feel when a girl ur age then calls u a bitch. Please mind what you say.

Anonymous said...

Thanks sisi mileko😭

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