Some of you will crack some Nerves disagreeing with what you are about to read!
Number 20 freaked me out...ARE YOU FOR REAL?
1⃣ She attends church every Sunday and also mid week service
2⃣ Selflessness ( Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare)
3⃣ She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body counts
4⃣ Luxury Lifestyle is secondary not primary to her
5⃣ She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month
6⃣ She has remedy for your flaws ( smoking, drinking)
7⃣ Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbada, Mowe, ibafo)
8⃣ She is not suffering from aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying aso Ebi for 5 months )
9⃣ Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her 🔟 She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)
1⃣1⃣ She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull")
1⃣2⃣ She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not
1⃣3⃣She is willing to fly economic class
1⃣4⃣ She doesn't have to do an A list wedding.. (She is content with a budget wedding)
1⃣5⃣ Family means a lot to her
1⃣6⃣ She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances and she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo
1⃣7⃣ She doesn't have more than 2 phones
1⃣8⃣ She doesn't care about the color of your passport
1⃣9⃣ She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )
2⃣0⃣ She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga and starch)
2⃣1⃣ She has not been involved in any social media drama
2⃣2⃣ She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)
2⃣3⃣ She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.
2⃣5⃣ She should have at an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*
2⃣6⃣ She won't have sex on the first date
2⃣7⃣ If you're dating she should call your mom at least once a week
2⃣8⃣ She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture
2⃣9⃣ She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup ??)
Do You Agree?
By Relationship Consultant / Psychologist
*Joro,I almost E-Slapped you for some of these...are you kidding me?
That was how when i was dating one Isoko man with the mentality of Cassava.He told me point blank when i went over to his house for the first time that if my phone rang whilst he was talking to me,it was over ...I was like huh?
As a Journalist,i had five phones and sometimes ALL rang at once...As he was talking to me and giving instructions on how he wanted me to behave if i wanted to be his wife and me rolling my eyes and waiting to RUN na not look back,what he warned against happened..
FOUR OF MY FIVE FONES BEGAN TO RING AND RING LOUD!
Bobo stopped talking to me the whole time i was there and when he was dropping me off,he told me i wasnt wife material becos my phones had rang even though he had instructed me that they shouldnt...As he was talking,the fones began ringing again...LOL