Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Joro Olumofin Profiles How To Identify A Wife Material

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Friday, 2 September 2016

Joro Olumofin Profiles How To Identify A Wife Material

Some of you will crack some Nerves disagreeing with what you are about to read!
Number 20 freaked me out...ARE YOU FOR REAL?





1⃣ She attends church every Sunday and also mid week service

2⃣ Selflessness ( Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare)

3⃣ She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body counts

4⃣ Luxury Lifestyle is secondary not primary to her

5⃣ She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

6⃣ She has remedy for your flaws ( smoking, drinking)

7⃣ Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbada, Mowe, ibafo)

8⃣ She is not suffering from aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying aso Ebi for 5 months )

9⃣ Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her ๐Ÿ”Ÿ She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

1⃣1⃣ She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull")

1⃣2⃣ She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

1⃣3⃣She is willing to fly economic class

1⃣4⃣ She doesn't have to do an A list wedding.. (She is content with a budget wedding)

1⃣5⃣ Family means a lot to her

1⃣6⃣ She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances and she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

1⃣7⃣ She doesn't have more than 2 phones

1⃣8⃣ She doesn't care about the color of your passport

1⃣9⃣ She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

2⃣0⃣ She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga and starch)

2⃣1⃣ She has not been involved in any social media drama

2⃣2⃣ She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

2⃣3⃣ She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

2⃣5⃣ She should have at an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

2⃣6⃣ She won't have sex on the first date

2⃣7⃣ If you're dating she should call your mom at least once a week

2⃣8⃣ She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

2⃣9⃣  She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup ??)


 Do You Agree?

By Relationship Consultant / Psychologist
@joroolumofin


*Joro,I almost E-Slapped you for some of these...are you kidding me?
SMH.
That was how when i was dating one Isoko man with the mentality of Cassava.He told me point blank when i went over to his house for the first time that if my phone rang whilst he was talking to me,it was over ...I was like huh?

As a Journalist,i had five phones and sometimes ALL rang at once...As he was talking to me and giving instructions on how he wanted me to behave if i wanted to be his wife and me rolling my eyes and waiting to RUN na not look back,what he warned against happened..

FOUR OF MY FIVE FONES BEGAN TO RING AND RING LOUD!

Bobo stopped talking to me the whole time i was there and when he was dropping me off,he told me i wasnt wife material becos my phones had rang even though he had instructed me that they shouldnt...As he was talking,the fones began ringing again...LOL

Hisss!



168 comments:

Adadioramma said...

Noted

stunning slim shady said...

Yawns... Give women a break biko!!!! Must evry relationship article be targeted @ d women folk alone? Hian.

STARRY LARRY said...

Arrant Nonsense, definitely he's not a husband material as well cos he's lacking most of these qualities too




*Larry was here*

Oby O said...

Mr. Relationship expert, oya tell us how to spot a mam with husband material....and Stella this your story made me laugh out really loud!

IVORY said...

Hian! Joro this one na epic fail! I agree with only about 2-3 of your points,the rest are total crap. Leave wives alone. This issue is becoming irritating

calabar Chick said...

Hahahahahahaha!
Iranu abasha.
Keep dreaming bro.
All those things up there doesn't guarantee dt she's a wife material
Wake up frm your slumber.

Atheist. said...
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Atheist. said...

He reasons like a fresh teenager.
Very shallow

Shantelle's Empire said...

Hahahaha. This is hillarious.
Joro how do I identify a husband material??

stunning slim shady said...

Lmao@ dating one Isoko man with the mentality of Cassava. Btw Joro Olomofin u must b high on Cheap drug. Mschew.

Brown Sugar said...

Stupid write up from a mogbomoya!

Ammie said...

I find most of the points here very annoying
So if we're dating I should be calling your mum once a week as per what?...so your family can term me a desperate person abi?
I should be able to make 10 nigerian dishes?
Lmaoo...i can only make my igbo dishes
If I begin to analyze all these points I would end up writing an epistle
Joro just park well please

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

I love Joro
Dazzol.

Frost said...

LOL @ Phone Must Not Ring.

Cherry Wine said...

So what should the men offer?

Atheist. said...

Mtcheeew.
Typical Nigerian reasoning, they don't see beyond Cotonuo border.
Very myopic.

Loveme Jeje said...

Mr. Relationship, how are you

DIP3 said...

Stella oo,this your story! I can imagine his "cassava" mentality! I love u stells,u alwys make my day!

Becky Divine said...

Isn't obvious the guy is loco?
Like...it is very obvious to me the guy has lost it!!!
I pity the girl that'll end up with this one, sorry for her.

School Life said...

Oga why don't you just grab a GP tank filled with clay go mould your choice of woman?

Anonymous said...

I'm female and i agree with all he said....plus she must not care too much about human hair.She must be happy to be seen rocking her own hair or natural hair styles like corn rows or braids.

I hate girls that hoard or chase after human hair like their lifes depends on it. Some even go as far as borrowing hair to show off...haba kilode, what happened to your own hair?

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

Enough of all this yeye rules jare,
Am seriously waiting for the day all this yeyebrities will come up with a list or profile on how to identify a husband material.
Mean while I can relate with number 13 its simply bcoz am an Igbo by orientation. I too like money, so I like to manage it wella.
As for 26 na as the spirit lead, conji spirit strong well well.
but then all this yeye rules aren't a yardstick.

REALIST said...

Pls who gave this instructions again? Jo...what? Men should only marry ladies that are real, if not you'd think you are married to a saint only to realise she is a total monster after marriage. Then our beloved blog will now be filled with terrible chronicles... This applies to the ladies too.

Mrs. Romas said...

Does he have any woman in his life legally? If no, then he is not qualified to dish out the qualities a woman should possess before you marry her.

Lacey Love said...

Joromuffin, you deserve a slap for each point.

SCARLET GRUBER said...

lol, at stella's story,

Jelly_jes said...

Hehehehe!! ROTFL Aunty Stella ur own contribution sef na die... an ur bloody phones rang off the hook!! as for the Joro well done Mr. Rel. Expert .... i don marry na over 5years and ur profiling nor support my claims :)

Ada Nwanbueze said...

Where is the list for a good husband material?

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Bollocks!
Esp that No 1..
Like, i pity any man that regards a church going woman as a good woman to be wifed.. You think sunday sunday church and midweek service, is the recipe for getting a good wife? That is a recipe for disaster if you ask me.

I know so many foul mouthed and ill-mannered women that made the church their home, yet, they are as bad as the word sounds.

A good woman is not necessarily a church goer, a good woman is someone that has a very good relationship with God, prays very well, obeys his commandments, a good woman is a kind woman, a selfless being, one who loves family and sacrifices for the people she loves..
Now, you dont get to be all that by going to church. If it were to be so, with all the churches in nigeria, there wouldnt be any divorce, nor maltreatment of any kind..
And this applies to the men folks too.
I cant make the mistake of adjudging a man to be Mr Right just because he is a born again. Isn't it on this blog we read about a certain 'born again' Mr S n M, that went naked to swear for a lady?

This is my INFORMED opinion.

Anonymous said...

Laugh wan kill me die.
I wonder what some men think they are.
Such shallow mind-set

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, instagram @cakes_by_bellas ,twitter @CBellaabuja said...

His cup of tea..... many people don't meet half of this criteria but are happily married ...receive E-blow

Amysweet said...

You deh mind em

Anonymous said...

Stella,please do you have a new email address? Sending to your usual email but keeps bouncing back. Thanks

Staphylococcus Aureus said...

Nigerian men with their weird entitlement syndrome.. .. Mtschew

Anonymous said...

Is he husband material? With this his biabia like kanyes rags. Gerra out here mehn

Anonymous said...

Is he husband material? With this his biabia like kanyes rags. Gerra out here mehn

Anonymous said...

Silly ideology. Marriage happens after wedding....you never know until you enter

Mizz Majesty said...

Most are true but it all depends on the man in question and his preference!





Mizz majesty is now a valid ID on sdk...watch out for me
*evil laughter* *runs away*

Anonymous said...

SDK you dating someone with cassava mentality must have soil mentality coz una be birds of same feather that flock together

Matthew Selong said...

Lol...almost true with most of the points

De Unbreakable said...

Lol, some I concur,others are gibberish

youngman said...

Women, irrespective of whether he Is right or wrong, whether he, as representative of the men, is selfish or selfless, the one ond only one cause of all this is the fact that the man does the marrying. He is the customer and you people say the customer is king and has right to every and all things.
Seriously, the bible says, he who findeth a wife. It didn't say he who findeth a husband. Traditionally, men who are of age are asked to go find a wife while women are prayed for, for a husband to find or locate them.
The man who has the unenviable task of gathering his kinsmen with all manner of gifts to go and be sometimes, embarrassed in a woman's home feels he has a right to chose how what he wants to go and carry to add to his own responsibities should be. Truly if a woman lists all manner of requirements for a man and includes that she would be the one to pay the groom price, some men would step forward but if she doesn't add that she will remain husband less. On the other hand even with all these qualities listed above, you will still see some women going on their own accord to tell the man that they have 80% of these and so should be considered.
In my opinion, the more women contest with men the more men show what women call foolishness.

Let's be truthful, in our society a woman becomes a wife because a man made her one. I mean a man pays to make a woman wife. A woman never pays her way out to make herself a wife so our marriage starts on an unequal ground. But a good husband remains a good husband and a good wife remains a good wife and both make a happy couple

NaMe BeDis said...

Hahahaha @Stella's input.
Rolling my eyes at the other

Sewa Joseph said...

in as much as i agree with some of these, he has valid points but a lot of it is also garbbage.. Joro please are you even husband material ? lol

Omalichanwa said...

Ok I'm not number 3 cus I have had more than 2 body counts. I'm not also number 19 cus love happens only when the guy is Igbo and Anambra at that. It takes the grace of God to love other parts of Igbo sef. Yes i'm tribalistic and regionalistic plus Nnewilistic like that, biko nu no cuss me out, I can't help myself even though I know I need epp. I'm the rest and much more. *wink*

Chiamaka L said...

rotflmao, Stella but did you pick your calls in front of him? He must have been the type of man to play God. If I hear, not to pick calls not to talk of my phones not to ring. He should have said... The phones were not "wife's phone material" as it was the phones that disobeyed and not you. Awon orishirishi okurin. Ti ba gbo

bukola fagbemiro said...

I don't concur with some of the above listed.

Esta Akpan said...

Wife material.... Mbok how many yards?

Omoge Manchester said...

Joro o joro.

anniemem said...

Sabina Mr relationship expert na for women side them dey see una

Sexy Ebony said...

This look like a ten commandment ,though some are reasonable why some I dnt really understand what the writer want.and the writer is also trying to cut dwn expenses funny doh.

Jasmine said...

Hahahahaha! I should be able to tolerate his drinking and smoking so I can turn to an early widow? Joro u must be mad.

olubee said...

Ow do we know husband material this is important

Paul Okah said...

Lmao! Stella, wetin you find go im place in the first place, to record an interview? Lol! And with five phones o

Andromeda O said...

She should...
She must...
Choi, women have suffered.
Although he made some salient points, and I am most of what he typed up there, I still think it's irrelevant.
Many men have married women who aren't one-tenth of these.
People are different and no matter how bad a person is, there is someone for them.
So can you men just shut it already? Conditioning women to fall for their gimmicks when they themselves are nothing to write home about.
Let's hear word!
Women have their musts and shoulds too.
How many men will listen?

Andromeda O said...

Lmao at your story, Stella.
Isoko men no be am, my apologies to Isoko people on this blog.
No pun intended, and I'm not being tribalistic.
In fact, I'm positive that they aren't all the same;
I'm just yet to see one different Isoko guy.
Everyone I know says the same thing too.

events by tegz said...

Double yawn.....Boring! I bet he doesn't mean it,his aim is to be in the news....Try something else joro,this has been over flogged

Anonymous said...

So how do we spot the husbands???

White Diamond said...

Lwkmd!

Everything on this list, is absolute bs. Everything! Inukwa must be, must do, must have. Mtchewww!

Joro, this one no follow at all.

Hahaha! Stellz, you be werey o. Kwakwakwakwa! I hope the guy got the slave he was looking for sha.

#WhiteDiamondOut

Onyeka Okeke said...

from number one sef,, i had already started laffing. i just had to finish reading the comic list hhahahhahhahahhahhhahahhah a hahahhahahhaha

James said...

He is 100 percent right.
There are women with all these qualities and more out there But they are not many. I have met one of them before my ex tall fine Edo babe

Elixir Ray said...

Abeg swerve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virgin ko... 2 body count nii...
Any man that wants to marry a virgin should make sure he himself is also a virgin.

Why should I call your mum? To mark register?

If she should be able to pray for 45 minutes, then the man should be able to pray for 4hours 50 minutes.

She should have remedies for your dirty flaws, but you don't have for her own aso ebi syndrome flaws abi?

Is there any sane human being that is not tribalistic? It's way back from the days of creation bro!
When Abraham wanted a wife fir his son Isaac, he asked his servant not to pick a woman from Cannan (where they were based at that time) but to return home to his relatives (in northern mesopotamia) and pick a wife there for his son.
Personally I am tribalistic when it comes to marriage and I'm not sorry about that.

You ask me out on a date and I should pay my bills? Abeg put your date for pocket.

Infact...in summary... you are sick in the brain!

Anonymous said...

Stupid goat .

temitope bunmi said...

lol if i hear

Anonymous said...

Mae don't believe this. Nigerian women can do anything just to get married, after marriage they change to devil. ( not all sha )

Anonymous said...

I am sorry but am i the only one who thinks this guy is full of shit?

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

What's this rubbish?...
I have none of these yet my husband worship the ground I walk on!...
First day I met my man,I was drunk! And high on weed...he later took me to his hotel room and I gave him the gbenshing of his life...
Dude had to carry me wholesale and propose after one month!...
Mtcheeeew!...
Anakogheri!...

Starjoy said...

Your story crack me up stella

mynaked picture said...

He should have started with listing the characteristics of a potential party crasher like himself silly thwart.

S2C said...

That was how my pastor matchmade me with one guy like that. He came to my house only for him to Complain later that the reason I didn't hear from him again was because I didn't come personally to open the gate for him.
See me see wahala. I sent the girl staying with us while I tried to peep at him from upstairs.
I was just like good riddance to bad rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Looool.i knew u were a retired ashewo.

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Hahahaha
He's such an ass.

slimymama said...

just passing by

Anonymous said...

make Joro tell us the men angle. we wan learn

that igbo girl said...

SEE THIS KPEFF OO BIKO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STANDARDS...NO BE ONLY CALL UR MAMA ONCE A WEEK SO U PEEPU WEE COME AND TURN SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER TO A LONG-TERM HOUSEHELP. NO SORT OF COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR PARENTS UNTIL Y'ALL PUT A RING ON IT PERIOD.....SAY NO TO SEE FINISH BEFORE MARRIAGE RITES BIKO

Lepa shandy is back said...

Is Joro husband material?
Joro respect your self make I no open your yansh here.

Lacey Love said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’

Anonymous said...

You are talking about those that can't afford it but look to one man or the other to buy it.

porch baby said...

Please who's he again? Anywas he's entitled to his own opinion after all talk is cheap

Anonymous said...

How old are you again? I'm barely eighteen but damn! Your mentality stinks!

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Lmao
Dude is crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyyy
Not for me......single girls haff suffer

Anonymous said...

Is he half as perfect? Mumu, looking very unkept. His type is very easy to deceive.

MacSpeedy said...

I with 65% of what he wrote, but the most important trait of all is a woman willing to work being all these things for the man she loves, that's a real wife material (irrespective of what her past is).

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

What is dis long epistle for?

Anonymous said...

Thank you. It is better I remain single and happy than be in this type of prison. What he wants is not human, he will find what he is looking for and send us his lamentations abi na chronicles sef.

Anonymous said...

My mum is everything thing there apart from asoebi whatever, If you fall from on top my mama clothe you go orthopedic ooo

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

My dear keep waiting ooh.
I see gwemz written all over u...

IVORY said...

And you had to go anon. Coward!

Princess Scheherazade said...

Please. This guy is just looking for attention.
Even he himself doesn't believe in half of what he wrote up there.

Vivilicious said...

As in eh....I pity the girl

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Jasmine,reading n understanding is too diff things.
You need wisdom n understanding

IVORY said...

And you want Biafra? I hope your answer is in d negative cuz with your "regionalistic" likes,Biafra is as good as dead.

Anonymous said...

Abeg shut up joor, desperado

Spicy Girl said...

Joro Olomofin.....you are a BOY!!! (And that's me being diplomatic)....I pity the poor lady you are dating!!!Men like you are the reason why some hot single ladies are still unapologetically single....No wonder babes dey marry Oyibo men upandan. She should call your Mom once a week and have a remedy for your flaws...hian!!! Abeg Stella if hand dey pain you, make I help you slap am....JORO...oya...receive it!!!

Anonymous said...

Egbe camp. Irakwara pieces

MaryAnn Ijioma said...

& what is the fellow bringing to the table? For someone who is a social media freak, likes to show off, has asoebi syndrome... He should go look for Naomi or Ruth or Abigail or some lady from the bible. If his table of content works for him, good luck finding materials for his research on finding a wife.

Anonymous said...

This one don com again, epistle writer. Abeg go and take several seats joor....mtchew

truth hurts said...

Oby! A mam with husband material ko a mam with aso oke ni. Mtcheewwww. Proof read first before dropping bullets here please

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Some are sensible though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Some are sensible though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Emilia Peter said...

I concur wit some of dem, everytime wife material, joro talk about huband material too.

Anonymous said...

You are a pain in the arse. I pity your wife. Idi very judgmental. I hope your ego will allow you see road and have a good marriage. Women are humans and not slaves or beasts of burden.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Just passing through ๐Ÿƒ.

Shantelle's Empire said...

Lmao. Naxo!

Shantelle's Empire said...

Stop taking the write up seriously.
Me thinks he posted it for fun. You'd be surprised,he will marry the direct opposite.

Tilly said...

This just cracked me up. Sounds really immature. So what about the guy...what is he bringing to the table? Can he even cook 1 soup? I could probably be all these things he mentioned but no guy has the right to give me sick rules. Call ur mama once a week...2 body count. Why doesn't he just draw a table

Dat Business Woman said...

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
All I see up there is Stella's story

Anonymous said...

Stella,your story really cracked me up.
As for Joro,i'm sure he only wants to trend for the weekend.He must have been laughing while typing.

Elixir Ray said...

Imagine!
Hahahahahahahaha.

Mao Akuh said...

Linda nwayooo.

Joro when you clock 35, write again.

Mama Afrika said...

If this was a test i'll fail badly. But no MR. Joro I am married to the best man on earth and we are living perfectly well. So these your standards na bullcrap!

Qurenth said...

So we truly cannot see the sarcasm in this?

I wouldn't want to think so Coz I want to believe we are more intelligent than that

I laughed throughout!!!! Too funny for words...

Nk said...

U met such a lady and she still ended up being an ex?issorait

QUEEN VEE said...

People sprewing trash up and down. What the fxxxx is that list for *In one Trillion voice*END TIME MEN

Cissy said...

A real teenager , with his unkept hair & bea bea he is profiling how to identify a Wife material...he should pull out all his ribs n make her

Anonymous said...

Please post "How to identify a husband material?"

Trey Mama said...

Hahahahaha!
I think he was messing around though.

Latoya Totsman said...

I don't understand how God made just 10 commandments for the entire world and here's Joro giving us a multitude of commandments!!!!

Anonymous said...

This man will marry a woman who does not 1 of these things and he will be happy. All these "women must" list givers should go and sit down. Gone are the days Nigerian men...gone are the days, borders are opening, sensible men are taking your women. Keep writing list that only egg heads will nod at. Nothing on this list points to what makes a marriage truly last. These quilox hopping, olosho patronizing men will be giving list. Meanwhile, they make HORRIBLE husbands and terrible fathers but once again they are seeking out innocent women to carry their load for them. Heads my fat neck!

Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon said...

Please leave this guy alone.. he is just 30 yrs old.. wetn he sabi?!

Latoya Totsman said...

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Madam Small chops said...

Someone should give him material to make his own woman already..Is it by attending Church services all the time or carrying Bible on the head?

I wish him the best in his search..

Anonymous said...

Linda. You were drunk. And he took you to his hotel room and fucked you. That's rape

Latoya Totsman said...

Lmao!!! He deserves to be beheaded!

Oby O said...

Thanks you have my attention now! Anything else?

Anonymous said...

I agree with you o...some girls i know stink with their unwashed human hair. Why buy dead people's hair and still smell with it. Girls pls endeavour to look after your own hair.

On every runz girl wish list is a 150k Malaysian hair she can't afford but she will fuck around to buy it.

redbotafly said...

Advicer nowamagbe we hear n i pray u find dt perfect woman.

zion said...

Now I see the reason why this boy was denied entry into a wedding reception sometime ago

Anonymous said...

My dear Isoko man dey learn work where Ishan man dey. Urhobo man nko? Mbok leave matter for pepeye.

Anonymous said...

Joro dat frequents all d weddn and owambe in lagos, both invited and not invited.
the agbada u wear go Toolz weddn n odas, nobi aso-ebi?
Nonsense will u also call my mother ? You for say everyweekend make I come cook,clean and wash for u mama.

Why cant dey for once talk abt how to be a good husband material.
Majority of our men are useless nwdays, if I do all this what is left for you to do as the husband. They expect u to fuck them daily, cook, clean, take care of kids, have a 9-5 job and still pay bills with them. Always looking for working-class girls, so they can share responsibilities with them. Some will even say u ppl shld share rent and share kids school fees. What is the man's use them, just to be a sperm donor and put gen on ?

Jasmine said...

10 Nigerian Dishes o!!! Hahahahaha! Women don suffer

Jasmine said...

Vivian, can I buy your wisdom and understanding for 8k?


Lmao! Yeye dey smell

Eegor said...

@portable viv lmaoo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ellรฉ said...

Dear Joro,
Clay is everywhere in Nigeria and u have ribs, please do urself the favour of molding ur own woman cos the woman u seek is yet to be created... Mtcheeew

IYALAJE OF SDK BLOG said...

I had a long hiss just reading the headline...This guy is clueless and reasons like some dumb headed teenager....

olatee seun said...

why e no go do textbook and ask his wife-to-be that there will be exam for her before he can consider her for marriage....mumu of the year.

olatee

Lepa shandy is back said...

@zion buhahaha you dey craze oo

ify onyekwelu said...

Na Stella's gist I see up there, crazzzy someborri!
As for Joro, I know he's trying to be funny. Some points are very necessary in a relationship.
Though I don't agree with all his 'commandments' I must say that he's a focused young man. I like him.

Anonymous said...

I am a guy and I dont support any of these...This Joro, though...He negates every requirement on the list, at least for one, we know he had a social media war with Gbemi.
This is the talk of a pharisee. Remove the speck in your eyes......You know the rest

Relax with the ladies...Most of us guys arent even serious and need to work on ourselves first.

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

More like the 30 commandments @sexy ebony.
But I think he's being sarcastic.

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Stella na God safe you from that man. He's the type that he's wife will be beating home after marriage.

Porsh beibe said...

That guy must be joking

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Happy birthday Shantelle
Love you babe.

side chicks ntooooorrrrr said...

Abeg post side chick material too.bwahahahhahahahahahhahahaahahhahah.no woman deserves to be put on reserve.the best u can end up as is number 2.

Mrs Power aka MP said...

Patiently waiting for part 2. How to identify a husband material. We keep raising our girls right n doing d opposite for our boys. Abi no b man go come marry dis girl way get all dese rules.
No wonder d family system is failing. Most boys grow up having a tout mentality even with d so called education n exposure.
We r failing our boys. For a grown ass man to write this is mind blowing n I mean dat in a negative way.

Asoge Atelier said...

I second u. I wish we could see beyond the lines and make a comparism with our mothers.

One trillion said...

End time Gbemi

Mosi Jubelo said...

Mentality of a cassava. .. lol

Juro, Yimu, many things work for many ppl. One man's meat is another man's kpomo.

Cissy said...

Hahahahahaha...lol

Cissy said...

The opposite of every thing he wrote...lol

Anonymous said...

Stella U are a journalist, a celebrity. He gave exception to such cases. Some cases are exceptional. I agree with him 90 perc

Mr Purity said...

I'll comment only when Charley boy replies him. For now I'm enjoying y'all comments.

Anonymous said...

Joro himself is extremely tribalistic. Hates all other tribes other than yoruba

chim_oma chim_oma said...

What did he mean by "at least 2 body counts," or he meant to write at most 2 body counts?
Funny him.

Giselle Lawrence said...

Ok oga joro noted, me self I never even enter plane before, so I won't mind flying economy.

Anonymous said...

Pity yourselves,useless girls,so you can't meet this simple requirements,na wa,what if he included a Harvard degree ?

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:48 God bless you,this things he posted is so very easy for a well brought up girl,I was expecting to see a medical degree or even Harvard degree. Useless girls everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Gbam!don't mind the stupid girls,they are pained because their body count is unaccountable,most of the married women here are married because they lied about their body count,they married with deception,let them tell their husband's the truth and see if they will still remain married,useless women,I pity una children and grandchildren,imagine having a mum that has slept around.

Anonymous said...

Ivory Nigeria with multiple tribes and bigots never due n.a. Biafra go come die? Meanwhile omali with your body counts e go hard to get ibo guy if you tell him the truth except if course you lie,so better go for pakistan because you are too second hand.

Anonymous said...

James you are right.

Anonymous said...

Ashawo wetin dey pain you,when we warn you girls to keep your legs closed you will insult us but look how the men you please still go around ridiculing you people,you can't even marry except you lie your body count is 1 or 2.

Anonymous said...

Because you didn't tell him who you really are,can you boldly tell your man your body count is 12?do that and see if the man truly loves you,the man is in love with who he thinks you are.

Anonymous said...

Too different things? Two diff gbaguans




Gbagaun detector

Anonymous said...

Lol,u got me cracked up gal...I love this write up!

Anonymous said...

Number 2 and 3 CAN NEVER work for me....the rest,I'm very cool with.

Anonymous said...

Lol. No chills

Anonymous said...

He's right on the 2 body counts. A lady should have learnt from 2 body counts relationship unless she's a whore. Na me talk ham

Tobby Francis said...

Very laughable
Joro no serious at all.....

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