Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs..Late But Here!

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Saturday, 10 September 2016

Saturday Laughs..Late But Here!

How far?Enjoy the Laughs please!














































Hilarious Myths We Were Made To Believe As Kids In Nigeria
* You must not eat from a cooking pot else your complexion would be as dark as charcoal.
* If a child crosses over a pregnant woman's stretched out legs, she'll birth a baby that has the child's bad characters.
* If you sit on the mortar, your butt will swell.
* Singing to a flying egret would make your nails have white dots.
*It's forbidden to look in the mirror at night else you'll see demons or evil spirits.
*If you beat a boy with a broom,
his penis would shrink. Most men still avoid being beaten by a broom till date for fear of having a shrunk penis.
*Sleeping with legs on the wall
means you are a witch.
Being caught in this position by anyone means you have gone to attend a witchcraft meeting.
*You shouldn't walk backwards because it's only ghosts that do.
*If you eat the eye of a fish, you
will become a dullard. Most Nigerians still detest eating it till date.
* Whistling at night invites
snakes into the house.
Children were also warned to avoid blowing whistle at night for same reason.
* If it's sunny and raining at the same time then a lion is giving birth.

*When a child looses a milk tooth, it's to be tossed on a roof with seven stones else it would never grow back.




56 comments:

Cherry Wine said...

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CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Adeosun denied her own existence. Hahahahahaha
Madam just denied her twitter handle after saying recession is just a word.
All funny shit.

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahhahaha

Kai! Never look In the mirror at nightπŸ˜‚I Know someone dat wAs afraid to look in the mirror at night hahahha and she said sweeping the house at night was bad luck too. U'l be sweeping away the good luck meant to come into the houseπŸ˜‚
And d one of don't cross someone sitting down. My grand Ma Wil reel u to cross backπŸ˜‚Me and my brothers always found it funny and strange.

Kai! Dat Okro soup is the truth!
Hehehhehe @ Kelvin and Queen.

Ok,back to my soup-making!

Marshall Matters said...

Lol... Wenger and bottle water.. Chai gunners na dead

white Berry said...

Very funny. Love this last one, superstitious believes those days. Celebration food can change people as well ohh I swear lol

Sexy Ebony said...

D last joke got me laughing,I dnt even know if they are superstitious or not but sometimes I avoid them a lot,lolz for tailors are always busy but your clothes are not always ready.

em jay said...

Lol... @Asernal goat.

Anonymous said...

Stella haven't you noticed what's going on here
Ashewo don dey hustle to comment first with nude pictures as dp
The economy is really biting hard o

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Those myths ehh.. Naija no dey carry last

SHAKITI BABY said...

lmao.....@linda eze .

SHAKITI BABY said...

lmao.....@linda eze .

unique babe said...

Lmao

Tush baby said...

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Nneyo said...

I used to believe those myths,if a child crosses a pregnant woman's leg he will be asked to cross back to avoid the unborn looking like him.

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If a pregnant woman eat snail, her child will be slow and dull #Nigeriamyths Happy weekend Bvs....

Sweet Mother said...

Let me go and buy mortar and sit on it.

Anonymous said...

God go punish who wear arsenal jersey for that goat . Idiots

Mrs. Romas said...

If your wife have two sim, just save it with wife, no need for wife No.1 and wife No.2
From Hospitalised husband. LMAO

Calling EFCC on the person that prepared that salivating delicacy, because is just too much for this recession period. Nigerians funniest people on Earth.
Funny shits.

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol. Very funny. Thank u!

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa...

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

hahahahahahah i laugh small sha, you did north west my tym.




*hangs leg on the window*

Lilly simple said...

Kikikikikikikikkikikikiikkkiki

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahaha,i laughed jaree

pwetty sunshyne said...

Hilarious

Chidinma Gift said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

When i was in primary school my friend told me all fair people will go to hell and i fucking believed her.

Emilia Peter said...

They are all funny but dis ones crack me up d 4th pix @ how does ecclesiastes tasted and d pix about wat do u expect, flat screen tv

EJIASINWEZEGINI said...

Hahahahahahaaa, bad luck kee? . We were made to believe then dat if a kid drinks coconut water, he/she wil turn out to b an itibolibo.

Maureen Ekeh said...

Hahahahahahahaha Mehhhn the last joke, i did most of those things cos i can fear for africa lol.happy weekend to you you and you.

Anonymous said...

Lmao very funny

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Quicksilver killed me!
Lmao

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If a pregnant woman eat snail, her child will be slow and dull #Nigeriamyths. Happy weekend Bvs!

Cindy Babs said...

Very funny and interesting.

Sensa Greene said...

very funny stellz, had a good laugh.

Those superstitions tho

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Kikikiki,

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Funny memes... the TV scene "muna gbagi" right? I watched it last week with the Yeye translation.
#queen$boss $ Kevin meme so on point..
Chai! That last one ehn, na superstition

Fire cracker said...

The cake episode reminds me of Mel B'a reality show where she ordered for a cake on her daughter's bday. She told the baker to inscribe the word 'Phoenix' in the middle of the cake. But the itibolibo baker inscribed 'Phoenix in the middle' right at the centre of the cake....smfh.

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Hahahahahahahaa.....

E Sylvia said...

LolπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜

Mystique said...

"Liquid tea sold here" lol is there solid tea?

And what about the tradition that you shouldn't show babies mirrors? Is that also a myth or is there a genuine reason for that?

Fire cracker said...

Mel B's

Starjoy said...

Kikikikikiki hahahahaha

Loveme Jeje said...

Sleeping and putting your legs on the wall na witch now.

Funny

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Funny nd nice I enjoyed d last parT mostly.

Blossom said...

Lol

Cherry Wine said...

Na really ashawo, ode

Anonymous said...

Follow me ask ooo! How does the book of Job taste?

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Pass mark
*God bless my Angel in human form*

EstΓ©e Chris said...

Yes I did number 4 wella. When I see those eaglet, start singing 'leke leke give me white finger' and It works that time o. Lol. I miss those days

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, me too

Fabricio Micolli said...

Really funny.
Brazilian goatinho??
Kikikiki

Jasmine said...

Lol...

If u bend down in a market and look under ur legs, spirits will give u a big knock and you'll run mad.

Is it true?

Anonymous said...

If they tell you I haven't either in my school, it's a lie ooo I repeat it's a lie.



That's how there ll now be impromptu test and they ll write two pages Ur still @ half of a page

Petitesofynsofly said...

Lol @anon13:55. The meme pain me too o. My dear Arsenal has become the butt of jokes. Gunner for life.

Nmasinachi said...

LOL. That Happy Birthday on both cake...wow! too funny

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