No oooo I only look back to say shuooo I spoil before ooooo😂😂😂
Hahaha! I do oh...but it's all good.
Will be reading comments at this time...
I smile and I give thanks to God
I don't like going back and looking back I feel like this with last 2 exes
I don't regret any of my relationship.I don't date silly!SnM in 2 hoursGod bless my Angel
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I have brought groundnut with cucumber.let the comment roll in.
Yes and No.
I smile and bless God.P.S. Stella Dimoko, what is going on with your comment section? Why does it takes like 3-4 hours or forever before comments are released? Or, is it my server?
I will always bless God for bringing my ex my way. He's one of the best things that have ever happened to me. Big shout out to you Blake.
I just cry, he made me suffer and then left.....
Na! They were all nice people and had their purpose. Besides, I d just jump into relationships. I miss one in particular, but he has refused to b what I want, so.... My sane mind is paramount!
I wish I married my ex. I regret ever getting married to this woman I call my wife. she is a monster.
Most of them
I just cry, he made me suffer and then left..... I have peace of mind now alone with my kids even though we struggle to survive.
And oh, I'll do SnM today. Yeeeeeeey......! LOl!
After Five years I had to move on with my life.I realized that it is better late than rush into marriage. I believe God will bring the man of his will for me.When I look back I didn't do what is in that meme but I bless God for showing me the signs.I will comment under anonymous
I'll puke over and over again. Gosh! I just wish I could turn back the hand of time just to change so many things, but it's all good cos i've learnt lots of lessons. Life goes on and I pray God will comfort me 4 all I went through.Bv queen sheba
EwwwwwO gini bu ifea???I regret NONE
Depends on the ex...
I smile. My 1st heartbreak made me stronger & wiser.But I regret it whenever I remember somebody I kissed and almost got cozy with. Chai! Thank God for divine intervention. Hope I remembered to go anon. Lol...yimu!
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Hahahahaha.. My ex na crack head human being with plenty baggages.Aka ewu mmaduJati jati somebody
Some are friends. Will read more comments.My ex are still my friends today. No pain no loss
I have an ex that I won't mind stabbing to death. 😠😠It's never too late
I can't call him my ex yet... Still waiting for his call after having sex with him 3 weeks ago after our second date.. Im going crazy Checking my phone every minute. Now winter is coming, how I mine gonna cope☺
I fit kill am sef if I see am,guy made me abort 8 kids oloshi,now married with kids thou while him Neva marry still wandering abt at Age 37,joined one yeye cultist 4 Ebutte meta dey form Rugged mtchew ,I pity who go marry dat kind persin,my sins av been 4given..
Stella; mwah at Ndii????? Mr Korkus must hear this one.Hmmnmnmnnnn
Turning 20 this month and have never been in a relationship nor had a boyfriend.
It's just a month today since our break up and I can't still call him my ex..I still wish we could sort things out but I feel it wouldn't be d same again...maybe someday I'll think about him and be like d pics above but for now,I still pray for him and thank God for him..Thinking maybe I should even participate in today's SnM but I'm scared of d kind of people that I'll meet..
When I look back I just laugh. Very soon il write a memoir abt my past relationships and boy deyl sell like water cuz each story was epic
Which one be groundnut and cucumber ooooooio?U people no go kill pelzon.
Monkey no fine please help me.
It depends on the ex,so i'd say yes and nay!
I would have not only thrown up but also pass out. Not anymore... I've moved on and I believe when next I will be seeing him,I will be 10 times better than the way he left me. By that time, I will have no other choice than to sing songs of praise and bless God for putting an end to the relationship.
Thank God for his Mercies and Grace.
Snm here I come
I tire ooooo, sent a message to Crazy horny wife about Hydroxyhurea and the exchange cycle which my husband undergoes as hes got Sickle Cell Disease but it dint come up.Hope ure good today CHW.Mrs Roma, i always enjoy your Saturday delicacies.
I throw up.gbenga from first bank short smelly flirt. Married a giant who pounds him when she catches him cheating which is Like every month.thank God I'm happily married.I recently discovered he is a dwarf,kai love blinded me b4.short with tiny legs.
StellaI have to go anon on this. One of my ex died in a ghastly motor accident. We dated for over three years, started from school, we did a lot of 'untypable' things together . He once mentioned us using Bible to promise each other marriage like some of his friends did, I objected(tank God I did). I loved him and he told me he did too. He introduced me to his relatives and we were hoping to settle down when he gets a good job. He moved to another town after school. So it became a long distance thing. Thank God I too did not put all my eggs in one basket. Stella, when he died, i went with his friends to see his corpse and I met at least two other girls that he was dating. They were all crying and telling him they love him. I was so angry I couldn't even look at his body. When his relatives asked us who among us (his friends) will follow them to his village for burial, nobody was willing to go, I too jejeli throway face. I just went back to my base, mourned him a little and continued with my groove. Today I'm married to a wonderful man who made me see(with his deeds ofcourse) that my late ex was not a good man at all. Thank God I did not swear with a Bible to marry him. Now that he is no more, Who knows whether my enemy would have run mad or plagued with dead fiancees.
Anon17:17,why not ask God for help!!!
Stella abeg don't let me look back because if I look back, my two eyes go commot but before my eyes go commot, I will kill him first. Anyway I will shoot him dead if I ever set my eyes on him. Young man wherever you are, just keep running because you know if you ever cross my path, I swear consider yourself dead!
Mad combo. Try it Anon.
Just one of my ex. Fool lied to me that his parents were late just to get into my pants. My dad is late so I felt empathy for him. Felt like we had an understanding. Dumped him the day I found out. Dear O wherever you are I hope continuous thunder is still firing you for using my pain against me and I pray your children deny you, the way you denied your parents. *I dey Para*
The only woman that makes me puck when l look back is my then married girlfriend Ada Win.. How did l go so low in my life to the extent of dating another man's wife.. I am disgusted. To say l am ashamed of myself and will always be is an understatement. I was consumed by all she said about her husband. In one year she didnt say one positive word about her husband. Goooosh.
I still wish I waited and married my ex, I was young and stupid, I wanted to explore, now look whr it landed me, his wife is lucky I swear.
Monkey no fine change ID if you want to comment in peace here.
I'm with you Lovemejeje.My ex is still my friend. Gave me a landed property as a gift,and gave me this piece of advice -never burn down the bridge
If u think u went anonymous u'r on a longggggggggggggggg thing
If we dated and broke up , you are not my ex, I don't know you...
I cried and hated those days.I wish I never met him.
I just smile when I remember them. I was the one who actually dumped them, I dumped them when I notice any kurukere behaviour, I can't imagine staying with a man that makes me sad. When my last ex called me back then, I rained curses on him and he stopped calling since then(an ex is an ex biko). Stells na your Isoko brother ooo, he was so hot tempered, any small thing na vex. Short man devil. I just dropped him like it's hot before he would start hitting me. God forbid bad thing.Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
It's been 18months since I broke up with my ex. It was the most painful thing that ever happened to me. We had a perfect relationship for 2yrs 4 months till I found out he is the greatest liar in the world. He lies with so much ease. He lies. Chaiii. ..even the devil and demons will be taking tutorials from him. However, I will not puke because he treated me so well. Am glad the relationship ended but I don't regret meeting him
Hi monkeynofine, happy Sunday.This post go sweet oooWhy do some people still remain friends with their exes? This is the reason why adultery is rampant. My people say 'old firewood they catch fire quick'.
The guy I got preggers for, makes me feel like puking... Eewwww, can't believe I got preggers after the first time with him. Had to terminate the pregnancy as... The story too long joor
Ermmmmmm not at all. One was too insecure,I couldn't deal. The other wanted me back home, and I refused. Both good men. No regrets. No puking.
Anon, you don't know what you miSsing
You were in love with married gbenga? Ode niyen, happily married? Time will tell.
You obviously didn't get the sarcasm
I can't even remember the names of my exes sef,coz dem plenty....n yes I don't even know what i'll do if I see them,that is if I remember their faces again
If he was never yours , how can he be an ex?
Lol. What a man can Say, a woman can Say better.
You all will still sleep with ur exes if they as mucch call you. I still fuck my exes, 2 o them are married but once I call, they run to me like rabbits, d other ones claim to have moved on but I still fuck them to hold body till I get a steady babe.
You must pay for those 8abortions someday.
Ntoor!!! She happens to be your karma...you dumped her thinking u found gold na...I hope same thing happens to joseph...I puke whenever I remember when we dated..dude almost ruined my life!!..kai I was damn naive
If we didnt date up to a year, you are not my ex.Meaning you are not part of the story
No time to puke jare,its al thanks to God.
☺... Everything happen for a reason.. Never regret things dat happened Ind past,cos I always believe dat everyone I meet has a thing or two to learn from in life n dat its not a must one would get married to someone she dated. Still believing God for ma hubby before ma next birthday by Gods grace.
My dear,please face your studies and keep your virginity..
LMAO @Kowmah's comment. Same with me.
My first boyfriend made me emotionally strong Even though he's not someone I like to remember In the course of our relationship, my eyes open and I learnt a lot We're not friendly, I've not heard from him and I do wish to either Lessons that are still keeping me going till today My present boyfriend and would soon be ex will probably always be in my life As friends tho
Mehn I'm still wondering how I managed to put up with crap for so long. My ex is the greatest liar ever liveth, he lies,he's not proud of his roots, he's violent, and the worst is that he's not capable of love. The funny thing is this very meme is on his new gf's instagram handle, the babe is older than him, a bigger fish, she's very comfortable, I'm sure he lied to get her interested, babe is happy and basking in the euphoria of new love. I just pity her, I've tried to speak to her indirectly through a medium she anchors that the silly being of an ex introduced me to before we broke up, but I doubt she gets the message. I pray she reads SDK, boo-boo you are in for a disaster, the people you are puking out (#pukethemout)is nothing compared to the beast you are dating now. It took me 8years and a son to really understand (I'm sure you don't know you are a potential stepmum) he's going to use you, even if he marries you, which I doubt, you are older. But know he's incapable of loving anybody. Fact! If he could do it to me he'd do it to you in a heartbeat, my only fault was me trying to make him be a better person. In a nutshell you are dating a narcissistic psychopath. AGS I pray you see this. It would ease my conscience since I've had this burden since I perceived you are not a bad person.
People come into our lives for a reason,so far my exea didn't give me what I wanted, I learnt from them what I didnt want.
LMAO @Kowmah's comment. Same with me
Dear Lord pls help me to stay strong. He makes me scared of men. I'm scared of getting serious with anyone anymore. I just need a job to forget all my travails with him. Don mayor, Loveme jeje pls don't forget me. Happy new week.
Austine Na u be that👀
How better are u? If her husband is horrible why didn't see divorce?just bear in mind that your wife will be slept with as well!!!!...
Ive actually forgiven him.. he secretly got married. Who cares though. Life goes on
No, in fact I wish I remained there.
I don't have ex
Anon 17:27, is it your monkey? Abeg leave it alone.
I don't regret anything.
Hmmmm,now I know ur mind,keep deceiving me makn me still hope,ur just evil
Anon how can such cheap deceit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry I have to laugh over this .
I thank God for taking me out of Egypt to the promise land lolz ....
Well, I married my first love, no Regrets!
Ex broke up with me the day after engagement... That was also the same day I gave him the cookie... Thought he was gonna marry me... Pukes!
LolYou neba chimchonchin!!!
I dont know wat to say cos it still hurts
Nah,not at all.When I look back and remember my ex... I bless God everyday for bringing him my way.He was just God sent.I would do it all over again without thinking twice.God bless him heavily for me.
Hahahahahahah...This is why I like doing coded giveaway...I will just someone's detail for the whole ish...Monkey no fine ikotego!...
Hmmmmm My Ex can lie for africaMummy's boy Broke ass but can make mouth His cite irritates me self
Anon 17.17 Ground nuts and cucumber..mad combo.Goes straight to the brain.You should try it.
Choi!....You don't say!...
My EX was like buhari n very mean and always want to control even the air that I breath . Good riddance to bad rubbish. Am happily married to a man who adores me joor
Thinking..... No I don't puke, I just look back and thank God for the lessons
Nirvanna, na so so mess be dt. Please send some my way make I take fart for my colleague. Lol
I don't regret dating all my ex!...They are correct frog!...I no dey do ihe umuazi!...I saw one the other day and he gave my children $3k...Very sweet guy then but now have an afo beer!...
I don't regret dating any of ma ex'sInstead I learnt one or two tinz frm each and every one of dem.Andrew and Oches if ur reading dis I want u both to knw dat I stil luv u and smile weneva I tink of u, buh I prefare ma Ekumzy.
I don't have any ex. If we dated and broke up, bruh I don't know you.
My dear we are almost in the same boat and I met him through s and M. I will never participate in S n m again. He just added to my body count...
Very light skin, short and fat?
Ok nah but I believe everything happens for a reason in any relationship
More comments please....
Hmmm Still thinking
Please how does one participate in the SnM?Thanks
My second bf aka my rebound boyfriend. When ever I think of his ponmo lips, I literally barf.
I'm not yet over my ex, he's a good man though he believes that a man is "entitled " to fruit salad. I still love him though he's getting married soon. I pray God gives me the strength to pass this stage and sent me my rightful man who will be deserving of my unflinching love.
I regret all my exs save 2. Mofe and Ernest. Mofe was calm but had a dark side i cant explain while Ernest was an open book but he too get wahala. They were both fun.
I dont think i can ooooooo, the thought alone gives me a headache. Biko; i cant fit when its not Boli and Epa.I miss Nigeria sha.
Lol you are delusional.
no to the first and yes to the second.
I usually do dis. I regret cheating on my husband with a young unmarried guy with a useless long thing who only saw me as a hole to drill. May God forgive me. Very shameless me. And pple around me knew o.
Living in denial kwa.
You dont mean it do you? No regrets move on.
*Sight, some people can lie like that lol
I won't totally call him my ex as he's back ready to give it a trial but those nights were cold,empty,sleepless... Well I thank God it made me a stronger woman today. I can never love him like I used to that's a sure one
Odiegwu Linda Eze ndi give away 😁😁 I laugh in Swahili
Wish many men will see this your comment.. I always tell pple that anyone who ends up with a bad woman had their chances with the good ones..still they made their choice.. sorry about it bro..
Lmao...He is such a snake
Be specific. Ndi ihu abuo
I have always been one with belief that it is not good to burn bridges with exes. I and all my exes are in good terms and still keep in touch. We grew apart amicably not grievously. I always ensured to keep open lines and hearts regardless of our not being together romantically. This life is deep. No one knows tomorrow. And thank God they are all doing well for themselves today. We learnt and benefited from each other. Ours was a mutual relationship not parasitic or symbiotic unlike what is obtainable in most relationships today.
8! But why? I raise beyonce hand for you.Thank God for your life!!!
Anonymous 17:09 she's a monster �� while you are a vampire? Clap for ur self
4give and move on. Its not worth it
Lindodo of life!! Chai
Empathy??? With punani? What dumb understanding? Abi na u kill him parents ni?
I'm grateful for my baby. I had no ex
This is the best comment ever!! Think about it.. if he wasn't good enough to stay then he shouldn't be even accorded with the ex title.. its better u use 'just friends' with the nice ones and still want to keep as friends and ' sorry I don't know u' with the hideous ones.. simple.
I remember Tosin and I want to cry.
Na ph I learn such combo o. Garden egg with groundnut too
Rolex chick wey ur mumu boyfriend
What is "ex"?
The last person I dated tufia. He will tell you good morning you have to check outside to make sure it's morning. Worst human being I've ever met in my life. I don't wish his kind on anyone.
As for me, I don't regret it tho,But there is this one guy, hmmmm, I wish I didn't date him. I learnt from the relationships tho but I'm sooooooooo happy I married DH.
Anonymous, hear yourself na. You believed his lie, you opened the cooky Jar for him, you dumped him when you found out. In all of this you still want to place a curse on him? Btw, how is someone's dead parent a reason to spread leg? Nna na wa to you o
Lily, if you think she doesn't know she's not anonymous, you are on a longer thing😂😂
My ex and his then girlfriend now his wife showed me pepper. I never knew I was his side chic the two of them made mockery of my life.In fact I allowed them mess me up because I was desperate.Hmmm it is well.
U better hurry up to d nxt post.before it gets lit
None so far so good, My last relationship dint work out cos of his Mother. Uhm life, Temi I miss you.
My ex was sweet and a darling but his religion is a no no for me.
never put your eggs on one basket guys are so so wicked and dey pretend alotand SnM is a waste of time all the guys here are useless broke and hungry looking
Oya let's start ours here na. Why wait until others crowd it, drop pin make I head your way.
Na Oyedele or Tosin or Wale?
God will heal you my dear I was once like you.
We build walls, not burn bridges. That don't even make no sense. My point" we are cool".
To participate, you have to buy the form online.It is only #2500 if you buy from a credible source like me.Other BVs may want to sell it for #3000. Hurry now.
If you has married your x, you would still say the same thing about her fix your self and man up.
I will say God bless my ex, if he didn't leave me, how would I have met my husband? I was living a lie because I wanted to please him; cook, clean, buy mama soya milk etc...now I don't have to try so hard. My hubby complements my weaknesses : would cook spontaneously,I can wake him 2am and he won't wear any frown. I love you Sweet. Thank God I found you.I will never take us for granted. ..unlike some, I know what i have and won't lose it.
2 major x and the only regret is dumping them no regret dating them at all.
God will judge you specially Lekan for deceiving me. The only good thing about the relationship was the good sex. But I thank my God from delivering me from your long and fat penis. May you lose your erection forever since that is the only thing to offer mankind.
Why have sex with dudes u meet on S&M? There are good guys out there. Just ensure you don't open your legs so early. Be sure they are the ones first.
Babes, plus send me a message. We have a business to discuss. Thanks!
I love that combo
Hahahahaha only one person?
Am really good with my exes didn't regret nthing.
OMG..me too,guy is evil,ewu imo state(oya come after me,mtchewwwwww)
Also garden egg & groundnut, delicious
Thank you lord is all I can say for getting me off that toxic relationship
I don't have any ex..you are in my past....even the current one is giving me brain tumor....i wish I acceped the diamond ring from u segun....i miss u
My x is like the best thing....you know like the confessor thing....he protects everybit of my interest I call him dad sometimes....distance broke us.....but thank God we are so coooool......his family now ......sometimes I feel he should walk me down to the altar holding my hands.....and streaching it out to my husband lol..........
Anon 19.23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adamawa finest idoma guys all the way for u..goodluck mbok
Anon 19.23, which Lekan? Does his surname start with A?Is he dark?
I regret dumping my ex for my now hubby,he's a great pretender frolicking with different girls. I wish I can just kill him n move on.
Well, looking now, i dont i regret meeting any one of them. Infact, one is back into my life right now though married but we dont care. Please, dont judge o cos we are all not perfect.
i recently hooked again with my ex which i left but hes married now and i wished i hadnt left him then but anyhow ghenishing contds
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