Hi big baby,you know I love you and what you do.. Lemme go Straight to my gist Cos e plenty...
Was 4month preggy and never knew I was because all the test I did said negative,so fast forward it to my edd 15th November,i went to the hospital for antenatal since I never begin contract,my doctor said he would check me,upon checking me he said I was in labour,my heart did fiam!!
I wasn't ready ohh he said he just saw my show and that I was 2cm dilated,i jejely climbed down and told him,i needed to go and tell my hubby Cos he was at the hospital reception waiting for me, I came out told hubby,he just started smiling,i said see this one ohhh please come and take me home, he said no that I will remain here while he goes home to bring my stuff and his mumsy,i said no way!!
I hate hospitals Ehhh,i told him meanwhile the doctor said I should go home that when contractions starts I should come back,i went back home,i no smell contraction,no pain At all. meanwhile the doctor said if I don't contract I should come back on Saturday, Saturday morning hubby drove me back,i was asked to go do a scan to know if my cervix was still closed,they later changed their mind about it and said I was a week postdated so they would induce me, In my mind I came ready to be induced, tho hubby was against it, but I told him I was tired of being pregnant biko.....
I was induced and sent home,contractions started in the evening after I don sleep, jog, run staircase,drink orobo Pepsi Ontop...
I called hubby to come and carry me to hospital that labour don start, getting to the hospital I was checked still 2cm!! Jesu!! With this type of contractions hitting me back to back and i was still 2cm, Haaa!
Hunger came, hubby bought me ofada rice I couldn't eat it, I requested for lucozade boost, I still couldn't take it... I was just shouting sh*t!! And f*ck And was reciting the small Bible quotation I carry for heart, Lol hubby went home and left me with MIL and that was when drama started,she was just following me up and down,and crying ohh, I asked her If Its her contractions Abeg she should go and sleep because it was already 10pm and the nurse said she was going to check me at 12pm..
That time came and passed and I was still 2cm!! Morning came 2cm!! MIL was now begging them that I have suffered that I ddnt sleep a wink, meanwhile I was induced the second time the day before,so why wasn't I dilating?..... and all those big English they were using there,still 2cm no leave no transfer,hubby came very early and he took over from Mumcy in massaging my waist,i was placed on drip, they kept injecting into the drip,i was just feeling miserable,was begging my son to pity MAMA and come out ,at the same time asking myself who even sent me to get pregnant..
I was on the bed when my water broke,i felt it, I shouted that my water had broken and I was feeling it, hubby rushed out to call the matron, she came and said Na first stage,i just said I don't understand you people ohhh and kept moaning and dragging any draggable thing in the room, the matron came back to check My baby's heartbeat and nothing was heard,i knew from the way she called the doctor to check me, In my mind I said you people want to use me for Nigeria movie Abi??
They said I will have to go in for Cs I just jumped down and said am ready ohhhhh, called my husband to rush and sign the undertaking and pay in deposit,he welcomed the idea Cos he was even tired of the pain I was passing through,Mil started crying that her enemies had won, I just stood up, told her to pray for me first, as she was praying a nurse came and told me that the surgeon was ready and took me into the theater,as them begin tie my hand, I was like hold on, doctor Please I beg you in the name of God I want a clean Stitch,he said OK,the next thing them begin tie my hand,i said Haba ain't you going to inject me first,they said relax, the doctor now said where is the knife,i said please let the nurse inject me first now,i was still talking as I dozed off..
Woke up in pains and couldn't move, was surrounded by my brothers ,MIL and hubby,while My Baby was wrapped up beside me, I begged them to show me his face which they did,I smiled and dozed off...the next day everyone was gisting how as I was wheeled out of the theater to the recovery room I was asking after my brothers and hubby,calling out their names and how one of my brothers claimed to be my hubby and held me cos hubby went home to get wrapper for baby and how my brothers and MIL was crying down the hospital,even the doctors were making jest of them at each visit to my room to check up on me...
Chai but women dey try sha!! We are too strong biko!! Here is my baby's pic and a pic from my maternity photoshoot... For ya eyes only!! Side eyes at bvs..
BV: I have an ID and I comment,my face has been used for ihn But I want to be anonymous in this post!! Kisses to you all... Lemme go back to breastfeeding my boo😍😍
Your MIL and cry ...lol