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Saturday, December 03, 2016

Saturday Laughs















LMAOOOOOO




Not much but so damn funny...i hope i didnt ''west'' ya time,if i did,biko buy honey and drink..heheheehehehheeh



89 comments:

  1. You wested it small.... Not as funny as last week's laff.... LMAO am still lafn

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    1. Hahahaha @ the minister of powder

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    2. I laughed ooh stella, really funny.

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    3. I laughed ooh stella, really funny.

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    4. I laughed ooh stella, really funny.

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  2. Short Saturday laugh but I still LOL




    *Larry was here*

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  3. Hahahahhahahahahha, dat home breaker got me. Can't laff alone abeg join me.


    @Tee_y

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  4. LOL @ remind me how I take know you sef

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  5. Recycled jokes.Stella don't worry o will be tagging you on funny memes.these ones just made me angier

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    1. Chai. How much is low current. Chai. It is well oh

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  6. Hahaha, oga abeg how much for low current πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    When their parents where getting rich, what were yours doingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. Hahahaha don't worry APC we won't criticize your government. Yeye party.

    Chai Fidel is from APC... Hunger dey make people loose their so senses

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  8. Second post at my office
    Staff: Good morning Sir, am not feeling fine and beg to be absent for today so I can go to the hospital.
    Team lead: my friend who is feeling fine here?
    Let me not look for you today.

    Those days of early banking...

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    1. Anon you cracked me up big time. I laughed hard. Hahahhahahahhahaha

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    2. Jesu I don laff tire oo,just reminded me wen I was at home bfore I entered sch, was a staff in a private sec schl,,just take pemission na,1k dey comot sharp sharp from d small salary

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  9. @aunty turn Chinua Achebe,lol.

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    1. Hahahaa....lol!
      From advising 1 night stand to grabbing strangers for a kiss e.t.c. spilling all kinds of very intimate and private personal details on a book. Wow!
      The woman is truly messed up in the head indeed.
      Aunty chinua achebe!

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  10. The sign post for home breaker got me laughing. You didn't waste my time Stella.



    God Bless Everyone.

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  11. Foni. That NEPA beel got me laffing like an alaji.

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    1. Hmmm villager. Why do u deliberately write like this. You are pretending to be an illiterate but i am not convinced.

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    2. Y d hate...is falz an illiterate....can't someone just have an alter ego in peace

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  12. Toke the new chinua Achebe.. Lol

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  13. Stank balls is a mixture of urine, heat and sambisa forest..



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  14. Hahahahaha@ small cheating from her husband, Aunty turn chinua Achebe.

    And When u recognise the voice that keep saying "fuck u mean u are keeping it"

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  15. Hmmmmm that meme about recognizing the voice. A close friend of mine that practically dragged me to an abortion center wen I was preggy with my son. Till date my son doesn't like her. From birth o. Then if she come to my house my baby will cry till she leaves. Even now he doesn't let her touch him to the point that everyone knows my son doesn't like her. While I find it funny is cos he lets everyone carry him and he isn't that kinda child that doesn't let people play with him. He is super active. Now I am thinking this is the reason why lol.....lemmi go and send her this meme maybe it will ring a bell in her ear

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      This cracked me up Dewie u no just well
      But That may be the reason though.

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  16. Hehehe, more like "Saturday Chuckle"

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  17. Wow...remind me again..how i take know you self?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. LOoooooooooOooooOooo

    Chai!, Stella don make me laff tire this morning

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  19. buhahahahaha @home breaker poster. wifey not in sit-don dey look mode. no war room. leading at the war front joor

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  20. Omg😁😁😁😁 taraba what???????
    I don faint!
    Toke turn chinue AchebeπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ E di mean! Didn't see that coming

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  21. That moment MMM paired u wit and an 80yrs old man.....
    And den u paid him 5m......
    But he died d next day without confirming it.......
    My brother jus keep calm..... D battle is not urs but
    God....believe me ur reward is in heaven......

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  22. Short girls be asking what's up ?...
    Like say if you show them what's up their hand go fit reach
    am ...
    # oya let me coman be going before dem go attack
    me#

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  23. She has tried na

    Let's free her before she will produce a movie join am

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  24. Being good is like a goal keeper: no matter how many goals
    you
    save people will always remember the one you lost.
    Never be bothered, keep doing it right and be happy with
    yourself because some things happen for something to take
    place beyond your control.

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  25. Being good is like a goal keeper: no matter how many goals
    you
    save people will always remember the one you lost.
    Never be bothered, keep doing it right and be happy with
    yourself because some things happen for something to take
    place beyond your control.

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  26. Jahahahhahahhaha. Small cheating from her husband auntie turn chinua achebe

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  27. Hahahahahhahahaha. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  28. Don't be madly in love because of pictures on social
    media,some fair people are dark in reality. Some tall people
    are short in reality.
    Some holy ladies on social media are runs girls in reality,
    some thank God is Friday , have no job.
    Some pretty and beautiful ladies on social media are
    manageable in reality..
    Some you see their pictures on a flight ,Can't afford flight
    ticket, some upload pictures of food prepared by their
    mum.
    Some fresh skin on social media are dry skin in reality,
    some that are engaged on social media, are seriously
    searching, while some in a relationship are single.
    Some with cat eyes on social media, have goat eyes in
    reality , some who snapped besides mansions are
    managing with six friends in one room...
    Some who told you they are going for vigil ends up in their
    boos house,while some who told you they can't date a guy
    staying in self contain , sleeps on the floor in a face me i
    face you.
    Some wife material on social media,are bed material in
    reality, while some Madonna students on social media, are still
    jambite
    Some GT bank staff on social media, are IT students in GT
    bank,while some guyz who work in shell on social media, are
    keke drivers in reality....
    Love is a beautiful thing but you must be very careful with
    what you see on social media, most people want to meet up
    ,while some are dancing to the tune oooo....b wise

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    1. Thank you for this!

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  29. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  30. Lol@ HOME BREAKER..
    this is the best way to fight a side chick in her area

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  31. That pricing of low current gat me.
    Hehehehehee

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  32. Aunty turned Chinua ...kikikikihahahahaha

    A girl with smart phone...lol

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  33. Lol. @minister of power, Thanks for sharing dear.

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  34. #Experience is what you get when you didn’t know what you wanted*

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  35. Hahahah@small cheating from her husband and she turn Chinua Achebe.

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  36. Very hilarious no Stella babe you did north west my time. Happy weekend everyone.

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  37. Why dem use madam gagools sister picture for the first one? Not nice. My sister and I must sue.

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  38. No Stella, you did "North West" my time! Over funny sef! Stella recession no go let them buy honey oooh, please spread it on post as usual heheeheeeheeee. @Fidel Castro na Naija gov? Kwakwaakwaaa



    ... Jesus is my worth!

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  39. Add onion join the drink. Stella I enjoyed it.

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  40. @Pricing Nepa bill now. How much for low current please? Kwakwakwakwakwa super funny

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  41. Lol....@home breaker Hellen Aturinda leave my husband alone! Lmao oya husband leave Hellen alone too. Lol madu ka'anaya

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  42. Lol'd at the 7th and last pic, the rest are just there.
    That no 6 though, it's for Bvs claiming haters

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  43. Plus,drink Lucille's coconut oyel,how much for low current?d baby's epic side eye at d dad who didn't want him,he hehehehe,d jab at Time,people are badt,hehehehe, u did North West my time

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    1. Hian! Dis auto correct be messing up someone's comments.*Toke*

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  44. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜

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  45. Lmao @minister of power. you didn't waste my time stella

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  46. Aunty turn chinua achebe,at toke partinwa can't stop laughing.

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  47. The last one really cracked me up.. fidel castro

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  48. The first post really crack me up..it can only be imagined.just got a blog I.d yipee

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