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Tuesday, 31 January 2017

Fun Post




Hehehehehe,I dont want to read WHO EX EPP oh..
If you choose half bag of Rice,tell us why you didnt choose the ex!




164 comments:

Eka Joy said...

Half bag of rice pls.

In fact, one derica of rice sef.

Mtsheew

Double rada

shandy sleeks said...

I choose my ex cos i loved him and still do

Tipsy said...

Half bag of rice straight up. Nonsense ex

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

My ex wasn't a bad person, but the bag of rice will do for me though!

Becky Divine said...

Half bag of Rice mbok
Who yeye ex epp? I don't even have an ex sef, once it's over..you vanish

MADAM GAGOOL said...

Quarter bag of rice sef.
Ex was a blahdy time waster and a cheat.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Half bag of rice is too much...he doesn't worth that much
Just give me Lipton tea with no sugar

Rosemary Chidi said...

Ex gbakwa oku. I'd even choose a half cup of rice over my ex.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Ha
Stella like you quoted,who ex epp?? Biko 1cup of rice ๐Ÿš

Lady C said...

Half bag of rice over my ex 100% even if I dnt need the rice.

Highness Gwen said...

I choose my ex cos even the Bible says man shall not live by bread alone

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

Stella pls pass me the half bag of rice.
My ex: was with him for 4 yrs . Friends for 8yrs .. the most complicated human being I have ever met.
He is an ENIGMA.

I am king EZE said...

Well the bag of rice reminds me of an Ex ; heavy!

Anonymous said...

i would certainly go for a half bag of rice, not that its anything o but my 'EX' is my 'EX' and there must be a reason for such. so i wont go back to him. #justsaying

Anonymous said...

Half bag of rice of course. My ex is a verbally abusive and stingy bastard that thinks he's God's gift to women. Na to dey claim fine boy without money upandan. He's intelligent though but who that one epp? Half bag of rice all the way.

Anonymous said...

I will even choose a cup of rice
my ex is so useless nd a liar

Gift [Mr] said...

1 cup of rice biko

peace maker said...

I no dey date yeye girls,am highly selective. I am in gud terms with all my exes + none know why we r no longer together.

porch baby said...

half bag of rice please and yes who EX EPP abeggi pass me the rice asap, i cant choose a forgotten issue over survival ko jor mehn and moreover i wouldnt want to even go to my ex for help ever

STARRY LARRY said...

I can never date my ex again, but yet I can't exchange him with a half bag of rice





*Larry was here*

Daenerys_targaryen said...

None!

Uzu Anwuli said...

Half bag of rice,my ex is a mummy's boy,cant marry anyone outside his mum's criteria.The girl must be a Yoruba,from a certain part of ekiti,the list is endless jare.As if he didn't hear my name before he asked me out.

Classic Chic! said...

I will collect 1cup of rice to my ex ( doh is a musician now) namsence!

Anonymous said...

I will even choose quarter bag self. End time ex trying to mk me the man in d relationship when it comes to finance. The idiot does not know DAT he don tey wey I dey receive lecture frm THE BOSS of dis blog. Need 2 go anonymous on dis as an old bv. Linda Eze u re d best. Live long and prosper!!!!

SDK Lastborn said...

Choi aunty Stellz, half bag? You for make am one bag Nah. Me I choose my ex o Buh Wah do I know? Lemme chill for comments...

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

I'll go for a half bag of rice, eating it will giv me joy, inner peace, satisfaction n orgasm. All which my ex couldn't eva giv.

Lateesha Pasteries Ajjah Lagos - 07032392414 said...

Half bag of rice o.

BLUNT CHIC said...

I have no EX. So gimme my half bag of Rice!.

Anonymous said...

I will choose my ex over half bag of rice, even though it didn't work out between us because of distance, and he is married now, but we are still seeing. Mind you I am also in a relationship also, but I have never loved anyone like this guy. The sex is out of this world, since I left him iv not seen any guy that has come close to his tool and the skills he has in bed, and the way he pounds me.
The guy is not too handsome, my present bf is wayyyyy finer than him. But he takecare of me financially, house rent etc, sends me money etc.
The guy actually believes he is the only man I am seeing. He stays in another city, but we travel to see eachother. we even went to Dubai few weeks ago, because we cldnt spend Christmas/new yr together. He doesn't know about my bf here, and I decide to keep it that way. At least I must marry one day.
His family and all his friends still know we are seeing eachother. We still went together for a wedding in Ibadan in December. And I sometimes stay with him in his sisters house when he's around.
Its a funny relationship, but we both cant let go.

Anonymous said...

quarter bag will do, who him help, dude gaind admission into futa, after some months he called to tel me he wants to be a pastor,dat he wnts to end it,BT later found out he was dating some one else cus I was a jambite den, dat was six years ago sha,thank God am a graduate nw.

marriedchick said...

ejoor oo i choose half bag of rice oo because i know if he is asked he will choose half bag of rice too, i am married and my family comes first ooo...lol

Fiona said...

Half bag of rice one million times over my ex.

Thropevents said...

Will choose my ex but sorry his no more so I will jes pick d half bag of rice and eat away

Candy said...

If they meant something to me, they won't be my ex. Abeg give me the half bag of rice.

LOLLAH said...

Lol...I want to see who go pick ex for this recession period

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Well it depends on which of the ex lol. If its the second one i will preffer two cups of garri and its simply bcoz nigga fuckked Four of my friends on my bed in school within 24 hours of visiting. You don't wanna know how it all happen trust me. E still be me like nollywood.

Makason said...

I choose half bag if rice,Ex is a stingy dude.
Mtcheeeeees

Makason said...

Of

Shennel said...

Half bag of rice pls

Rhoda Rex said...

Truth is, I don't have an ex. When we break up, u go ur way. I don't know you, u don't know me. In fact, we never met sef. So, I'm gonna go for half bag of rice.

Anonymous said...

Half bag of rice joor... my x was so stingy that he didnt upto the price of half bag of rice on me...

Anyway no regrets cos i am married now to a man that worships me...

Anonymous said...

Please I'll go for half bag of rice.
Reasons been that I don't even want him back. I'll cook the Jollof rice and share it for my street people to celebrate the break up. My ex is a nice guy but he gave me so many sleepless nights and always suspecting my every move. Since I left him, there's this inner peace I feel.

Istanbul said...

I prefer an half bag of rice because things are hard and I can barely feed but an ex can always be replaced

Etsako Girl said...

Please half bag of rice or even 1 module I will take. Ex that had no respect for his elders. Nobody can talk to him and he ran his mouth like tap that had no head to open or close. Big hisss.

Shantelle's Empire said...
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Anonymous said...

Na half bag of rice sure pass

Lautech don resume and I need foodstuffs ๐Ÿ˜€

Anonymous said...

In this Buhari times you expect not to be asked who ex epp๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ even if it's not Buhari times self what am I supposed to do with my ex??roast him? Bag of rice a thousand times over abeg.lol

Broad said...

I'm hungry and u r talking ex!! Abeg whu ex epp biko? Si e ba puo

Imoh Sandra said...

Half bag of rice is sure ex is not sure,if he was sure he would not be an ex in the first place,so a bag of rice biko lol.

Imoh Sandra said...

Half bag of rice is sure ex is not sure,if he was sure he would not be an ex in the first place,so a bag of rice biko lol.

ES OH JAY said...

It actually depends on the ex. Some I will gladly take the bag of rice over and over again

Fancyface said...

Don't continue wasting ur years like dis. He chose someone else to "wear" d ring in spite of all dis closeness and fondness. He building a "home" with dat person and passing away time with u. Girl wake up and smell d coffee!!! Focus on building ur own home or if he "loves" u as much as he claims he shud put a ring on it.

Becky Divine said...

Savageful lol

chikky said...

I'm cool with my last ex, I run to him when I'm broke but if it's chukwudi Nkwonta from enugu ukwu aka linus mba, just give me a cup of rice and i'll appreciate.

Anonymous said...

My ex Abeg. I still regret not gbenshing her while we were together because I was claiming fellowship brother. Her breast be flat like Kolade with her full stop 'kpom'breast. Although am married now but her yansh make sense and I sometimes feel like grinding on her well curved Ass.

KIDJO said...

Here you re..๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

KIDJO said...

4? As in Four??..damn , you ve some low class cheap friends

Anonymous said...

Like seriously? Lolsssssssssssssssss

Shantelle's Empire said...
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Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Chain, you IS wicked gan ni o

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Haba, haba

Shantelle's Empire said...

Errr...musician?
I'm guessing your ex is Vic O?

ukwu dimond said...

i go for half bag of rice, who ex epp?

Shantelle's Empire said...

Steffy as you hang leg reach them still cheat on you with four girls in a day....it be like your something...errr

okbye#

prettyASfuck prettyASfuck said...
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Shantelle's Empire said...

6yrs ago and you'v not moved on? Does it mean you havnt dated someone else all ths while?

Shantelle's Empire said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

It shows you're a motherfucker

Anonymous said...

Madness they worry you. Later you go dey run up and down for deliver dance. Why didn't he marry you? You were too cheap and that's why you can still be banging him after he got married

Quality Madam said...

I don't have an ex, i have been dating my boo since i was 17 and he was 19.we have been together for 7yrs and hoping to settle down soon. So i have no experience of what an ex is all about all i need is the Rice.

Prettybabe said...

Lmao

Left handed queen said...

Half bag please...... He's not straight forward

Justforfun said...

I don laff fall inside soup pot

Dark Horse said...

Easy with the lies na

Dark Horse said...

*lie

master said...

I want the rice jhor

master said...

This is complicated..

master said...

Na you wicked pass... Lol

Anonymous said...

Abeg drop d gist na...abi na james bond u been dey date

master said...

Rice no get enemy

MhizVee said...

Lol.....mean!

MhizVee said...

Lol. Babe biko take it easy

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

I don't have an ex..... So half bag of rice is in order

Anonymous said...

Oga leave parables and chose one

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Eeehya.....don't u think is time to move on?
๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Eeehya.....don't u think is time to move on?
๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

I don't have an ex..... So half bag of rice is in order

Priceless Jewel said...

Half bag of rice all the way! Mtcheeeew expired mofo!


... Jesus is my worth!

MhizVee said...

Hian! Na married man u dey talk about so o. You sef go marry o
#DubaiTripLoading

Priceless Jewel said...

Kwakwaakwaaa! IBK no go kill person oh. Who ex epp? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›


... Jesus is my worth!

nina chocomile said...

Lol eka. I won't even collect rice for my ex, rice is worth more than him. I can take one small indomie pack for him. Lol.

nina chocomile said...

LMAO. You mean!

nina chocomile said...

You see your rubbish life? Keep playing 2nd fiddle to a married man, you'll soon become an old overused ragged doll.

Priceless Jewel said...

Gbam!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›! Some people are still friends with their exes! Not me! Can't deal biko!


... Jesus is my worth!

Anonymous said...

KEEP. Destroying your destiny with a married man,ashawo no be work

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

Anonymous said...

That is how someone won't be able to let go of your husband when you get married too,karma awaits you

SONYES SIGNATURE said...

Ha u wicked o

SONYES SIGNATURE said...

Lmao

Esther Mgbolu said...

Ex is Ex simple!the rice is too much naa,how can you compare half bag of rice,half oo not quarter over an ex?half a derica sef i go choose over ex but in this instance i'd rather choose the CUP(derica) used in measuring the rice over the ex

cupcake said...

Lol.as for me make I will choose tom tom over my ex.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

None

Eka Joy congrats. No forget to pay us tithe for our CONGRATULATIONS O

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Lmao. I tries dating one of my childhood friend, the thing no even last 4months

Anonymous said...

The thunder that will fire him for being such a useless and worthless man with little to zero self worth is approaching faster than you can imagine! Oloriburuku woman! Put yourself in his wife's shoes and tell us how you will feel if you were to find out that you husband has been cheating on you. And his animal breed family member and friends supporting his gross infidelity will see the wrath of God as soon as possible. Women are always their own problems. You self go marry remember?

Justyswt said...

I don't have ex. So I will pass.

Anonymous said...

My Ex. Him, I will always love.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hnmmm. Pity his wife na abeg.

Roseflower said...

My Ex.Awesome guy he is, but life has happened.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Well my ex is not USEFUL now while the rice will really block a lot.

Abeg I chose the rice jor.

Anonymous said...

Lmao

onomebonny said...

Half bag of rice. Ex is ex and remain ex so no need of him

elizabeth omolola kolade said...

Stella for real now, who EX EPP. Half bag of rice of course.

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

A beg give me the half bag of rice. I broke up with my ex after I met my hubby. No time. He had a small dick and the long distance relationship was not helping matters.

Tessbaby said...

Derica too plenty sef. Lieing bastard.

Anonymous said...

Please is it normal for someone to be horny during her menstrual period? Cos the konji that holds me during that time eh is on another level.

Anonymous said...

One spoon of rice mbok!!!

Iphie dearie said...

Gini ka ona ako?๐Ÿ™„

Candid! said...

My ex and I are still good friends. We just finished talking sef.I'll choose my ex pls. Even if the offer was 100bags of rice, I'll choose my ex a thousand times over.

Anonymous said...

My ex wife, take woman, take rice. Even if i collect the Rice, i might still not end up eating it in peace

Ammy Bee said...

I raise Beyonce hand 4 u. Karma be watching and waiting 4 u.

Ammy Bee said...

Wicked sharp guy

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Tried*

sdk's first lady said...

I have plenty ex but if I'm to choose I'll choose Mr George๐Ÿ˜Š over any half bag of rice

Anonymous said...

I have plenty ex but if I'm to choose I'll choose Mr George๐Ÿ˜Š over any half bag of rice

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Chai. Wicked someborri

Adanne said...

Hehehhehehe

Anonymous said...

Stella Nwanyibeke, half bag of rice is a goldmine. I will be ok will a lil roll of tissue to clean my sh*t a**. That Ekpoma liar that wasted my 2yrs is not worth anything

Anonymous said...

So you are even male?

Anonymous said...

So you are even female? Haba!

Rhoda Rex said...

Hahahahahaha. Who born this girl?

Omo Wunmi said...

My ex was not bad, but the bag of rice will do for me though!

Vivilicious said...

Shantelle stopeet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Uzu is ur ex pelumie???

LEE70 said...

Even no bag of rice, don't want that ingrate back!!

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...how about in exchange for a very small packet of chinchin?

Anonymous said...

I choose my ex. He recently married. We still fuck. More often than before. He fuck good. Only good thing

my opinion said...

I truthfully don't hate any of my EX. Neither do I want them back!

They were all good people aswear! Their wives will be so lucky! It just never worked out!

Lemme have one cup of rice please...

Chidinma Gift said...

Hahahahahahahaahaha just reading the comments

Laeffizy said...

Hahahahqhahahq
Werey.

anonymous gangster said...

Gosh! Association of Used & Dumped Busus (AUDB) of SDK blog, President Eka joy, vice Nina chocomilo, bwahahahahahaha!!!

anonymous gangster said...

Why not, when you keep spewing trash like the secretary of AUDB that you are! @ibukun

Laeffizy said...

See you see gwegs (sorry for using that term though).

Anonymous said...

Some men tufiakwa, you will tell your wife to manage with you that there is no money meanwhile you are sponsoring your trip with a Gf to dubai- God is watching you.
And you lady that has no conscience the beans you sow today you will definately reap tomorrow. No be me talk am na so i read am cos seed time and harvest is confirmed .

Gurlnextdoor said...

It's so normal

Esther Mgbolu said...

Yes it's normal

Becky Divine said...

Hahaha nor mind me ooo

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Ex help me wella, ex all the wayyyy! We still communicate as siblings he is so humble*rare breed*

Happy life Happy life said...

My ex. He did me no wrong, I just didn't love him enough to settle down with him. I have just one ex, my 2nd boyfriend ended up being my dh

Bravitudenaturals ,oils,butters,blacksoap,honey,bwax,henna,turmeric,cinnamon etc 08132617478 lagos said...

Half bag of rice any day. Crazy 2 min noodles man. Very abusive and the temper can't be controlled. Had sex with him once ran from having sex

Uzu Anwuli said...

No dear

Anonymous said...

Sdk's 1st lady! Anonymous gone wrong! Kikikikikiki so u are among those who go anonymous to blast people abi?

Anonymous said...

Omo I can't stop laughing. My God u even gave his full details.

Anonymous said...

All of you that are still in good terms with your exes I raise beyonse hand for ins! Welcome!

nina chocomile said...

Lol anonymous gangster, but I'm now married with 4 kids and another on in the way. Ntorr to you. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Lilly simple said...

Married Women Association don give you enough ans
Kwakwakwakwa oo'bboyyyyy see attack

But babe, that guy is wasting your time, start pulling your mind, the better for you dear
It's difficult to let 1st Love go if he was your 1st love

But why d Guy no marry u nahhhhhh e com make u side chicken

My Ex n I hmmmmm friends though but very Platonic

anonymous gangster said...

Sweetie even if you weren't I'm just teasing jare! Safe delivery, & God bless your home!

Anonymous said...

@nina sey naija population never plenty reach? pity our infrastructure nau. 1 or 2 issokay.

Anonymous said...

Anon is she asking you to feed them for her??

Anonymous said...

Mtcheww stupid ex.abeg I so hate him now even when I see him on the road.rice �� all the way please.I no fit shout

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Crase geh

Anonymous said...

I married my child hood friend. We weren't talking when we were younger though we got married 4 months after we started dating. He's the best decision I ever made

The General's Wife said...

Ibukun oooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The General's Wife said...

LMAO

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