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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

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Hehehehehe,I dont want to read WHO EX EPP oh..
If you choose half bag of Rice,tell us why you didnt choose the ex!




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  1. Half bag of rice pls.

    In fact, one derica of rice sef.

    Mtsheew

    Double rada

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    2. I don't have an ex..... So half bag of rice is in order

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    3. I don't have an ex..... So half bag of rice is in order

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    4. Half bag of rice all the way! Mtcheeeew expired mofo!


      ... Jesus is my worth!

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    5. Lol eka. I won't even collect rice for my ex, rice is worth more than him. I can take one small indomie pack for him. Lol.

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    6. None

      Eka Joy congrats. No forget to pay us tithe for our CONGRATULATIONS O

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    7. Half bag of rice. Ex is ex and remain ex so no need of him

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    8. A beg give me the half bag of rice. I broke up with my ex after I met my hubby. No time. He had a small dick and the long distance relationship was not helping matters.

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    9. Derica too plenty sef. Lieing bastard.

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    10. I choose my ex. He recently married. We still fuck. More often than before. He fuck good. Only good thing

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    11. I truthfully don't hate any of my EX. Neither do I want them back!

      They were all good people aswear! Their wives will be so lucky! It just never worked out!

      Lemme have one cup of rice please...

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    12. anonymous gangster31 January 2017 at 21:10

      Gosh! Association of Used & Dumped Busus (AUDB) of SDK blog, President Eka joy, vice Nina chocomilo, bwahahahahahaha!!!

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    13. Lol anonymous gangster, but I'm now married with 4 kids and another on in the way. Ntorr to you. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    14. anonymous gangster1 February 2017 at 00:31

      Sweetie even if you weren't I'm just teasing jare! Safe delivery, & God bless your home!

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    15. @nina sey naija population never plenty reach? pity our infrastructure nau. 1 or 2 issokay.

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    16. Anon is she asking you to feed them for her??

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  2. I choose my ex cos i loved him and still do

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    1. Eeehya.....don't u think is time to move on?
      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•

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    2. Eeehya.....don't u think is time to move on?
      ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•

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    3. I don't have ex. So I will pass.

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    4. My ex wife, take woman, take rice. Even if i collect the Rice, i might still not end up eating it in peace

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  3. Half bag of rice straight up. Nonsense ex

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    1. I have plenty ex but if I'm to choose I'll choose Mr George๐Ÿ˜Š over any half bag of rice

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    2. I have plenty ex but if I'm to choose I'll choose Mr George๐Ÿ˜Š over any half bag of rice

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    3. Even no bag of rice, don't want that ingrate back!!

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    4. Sdk's 1st lady! Anonymous gone wrong! Kikikikikiki so u are among those who go anonymous to blast people abi?

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    5. Mtcheww stupid ex.abeg I so hate him now even when I see him on the road.rice �� all the way please.I no fit shout

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  4. My ex wasn't a bad person, but the bag of rice will do for me though!

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    1. Hahahahahahahaahaha just reading the comments

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  5. Half bag of Rice mbok
    Who yeye ex epp? I don't even have an ex sef, once it's over..you vanish

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  6. Quarter bag of rice sef.
    Ex was a blahdy time waster and a cheat.

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  7. Half bag of rice is too much...he doesn't worth that much
    Just give me Lipton tea with no sugar

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    1. Like seriously? Lolsssssssssssssssss

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    2. I don laff fall inside soup pot

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    3. Kwakwaakwaaa! IBK no go kill person oh. Who ex epp? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›


      ... Jesus is my worth!

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    4. Lol.as for me make I will choose tom tom over my ex.

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    5. Hahahahahaha. Who born this girl?

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    6. anonymous gangster31 January 2017 at 21:11

      Why not, when you keep spewing trash like the secretary of AUDB that you are! @ibukun

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    7. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      Crase geh

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    8. Ibukun oooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  8. Ex gbakwa oku. I'd even choose a half cup of rice over my ex.

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  9. Ha
    Stella like you quoted,who ex epp?? Biko 1cup of rice ๐Ÿš

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  10. Half bag of rice over my ex 100% even if I dnt need the rice.

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  11. I choose my ex cos even the Bible says man shall not live by bread alone

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  12. Stella pls pass me the half bag of rice.
    My ex: was with him for 4 yrs . Friends for 8yrs .. the most complicated human being I have ever met.
    He is an ENIGMA.

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    1. Lmao. I tries dating one of my childhood friend, the thing no even last 4months

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    2. I married my child hood friend. We weren't talking when we were younger though we got married 4 months after we started dating. He's the best decision I ever made

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  13. Well the bag of rice reminds me of an Ex ; heavy!

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    1. My ex. He did me no wrong, I just didn't love him enough to settle down with him. I have just one ex, my 2nd boyfriend ended up being my dh

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  14. i would certainly go for a half bag of rice, not that its anything o but my 'EX' is my 'EX' and there must be a reason for such. so i wont go back to him. #justsaying

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  15. Half bag of rice of course. My ex is a verbally abusive and stingy bastard that thinks he's God's gift to women. Na to dey claim fine boy without money upandan. He's intelligent though but who that one epp? Half bag of rice all the way.

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  16. I will even choose a cup of rice
    my ex is so useless nd a liar

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  17. I no dey date yeye girls,am highly selective. I am in gud terms with all my exes + none know why we r no longer together.

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    1. Here you re..๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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    2. It shows you're a motherfucker

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    3. Oga leave parables and chose one

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    4. So you are even male?

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  18. half bag of rice please and yes who EX EPP abeggi pass me the rice asap, i cant choose a forgotten issue over survival ko jor mehn and moreover i wouldnt want to even go to my ex for help ever

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  19. I can never date my ex again, but yet I can't exchange him with a half bag of rice





    *Larry was here*

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    1. So you are even female? Haba!

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  20. Half bag of rice,my ex is a mummy's boy,cant marry anyone outside his mum's criteria.The girl must be a Yoruba,from a certain part of ekiti,the list is endless jare.As if he didn't hear my name before he asked me out.

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  21. I will collect 1cup of rice to my ex ( doh is a musician now) namsence!

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    2. Errr...musician?
      I'm guessing your ex is Vic O?

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    3. Shantelle stopeet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  22. I will even choose quarter bag self. End time ex trying to mk me the man in d relationship when it comes to finance. The idiot does not know DAT he don tey wey I dey receive lecture frm THE BOSS of dis blog. Need 2 go anonymous on dis as an old bv. Linda Eze u re d best. Live long and prosper!!!!

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  23. Choi aunty Stellz, half bag? You for make am one bag Nah. Me I choose my ex o Buh Wah do I know? Lemme chill for comments...

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    1. I'm cool with my last ex, I run to him when I'm broke but if it's chukwudi Nkwonta from enugu ukwu aka linus mba, just give me a cup of rice and i'll appreciate.

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    2. Omo I can't stop laughing. My God u even gave his full details.

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  24. I'll go for a half bag of rice, eating it will giv me joy, inner peace, satisfaction n orgasm. All which my ex couldn't eva giv.

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  25. I have no EX. So gimme my half bag of Rice!.

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  26. I will choose my ex over half bag of rice, even though it didn't work out between us because of distance, and he is married now, but we are still seeing. Mind you I am also in a relationship also, but I have never loved anyone like this guy. The sex is out of this world, since I left him iv not seen any guy that has come close to his tool and the skills he has in bed, and the way he pounds me.
    The guy is not too handsome, my present bf is wayyyyy finer than him. But he takecare of me financially, house rent etc, sends me money etc.
    The guy actually believes he is the only man I am seeing. He stays in another city, but we travel to see eachother. we even went to Dubai few weeks ago, because we cldnt spend Christmas/new yr together. He doesn't know about my bf here, and I decide to keep it that way. At least I must marry one day.
    His family and all his friends still know we are seeing eachother. We still went together for a wedding in Ibadan in December. And I sometimes stay with him in his sisters house when he's around.
    Its a funny relationship, but we both cant let go.

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    1. Don't continue wasting ur years like dis. He chose someone else to "wear" d ring in spite of all dis closeness and fondness. He building a "home" with dat person and passing away time with u. Girl wake up and smell d coffee!!! Focus on building ur own home or if he "loves" u as much as he claims he shud put a ring on it.

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    2. Madness they worry you. Later you go dey run up and down for deliver dance. Why didn't he marry you? You were too cheap and that's why you can still be banging him after he got married

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    3. Hian! Na married man u dey talk about so o. You sef go marry o
      #DubaiTripLoading

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    4. You see your rubbish life? Keep playing 2nd fiddle to a married man, you'll soon become an old overused ragged doll.

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    5. KEEP. Destroying your destiny with a married man,ashawo no be work

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    6. ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

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    7. That is how someone won't be able to let go of your husband when you get married too,karma awaits you

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    8. The thunder that will fire him for being such a useless and worthless man with little to zero self worth is approaching faster than you can imagine! Oloriburuku woman! Put yourself in his wife's shoes and tell us how you will feel if you were to find out that you husband has been cheating on you. And his animal breed family member and friends supporting his gross infidelity will see the wrath of God as soon as possible. Women are always their own problems. You self go marry remember?

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    9. Hnmmm. Pity his wife na abeg.

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    10. I raise Beyonce hand 4 u. Karma be watching and waiting 4 u.

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    11. See you see gwegs (sorry for using that term though).

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    12. Some men tufiakwa, you will tell your wife to manage with you that there is no money meanwhile you are sponsoring your trip with a Gf to dubai- God is watching you.
      And you lady that has no conscience the beans you sow today you will definately reap tomorrow. No be me talk am na so i read am cos seed time and harvest is confirmed .

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    13. Married Women Association don give you enough ans
      Kwakwakwakwa oo'bboyyyyy see attack

      But babe, that guy is wasting your time, start pulling your mind, the better for you dear
      It's difficult to let 1st Love go if he was your 1st love

      But why d Guy no marry u nahhhhhh e com make u side chicken

      My Ex n I hmmmmm friends though but very Platonic

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  27. quarter bag will do, who him help, dude gaind admission into futa, after some months he called to tel me he wants to be a pastor,dat he wnts to end it,BT later found out he was dating some one else cus I was a jambite den, dat was six years ago sha,thank God am a graduate nw.

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    1. 6yrs ago and you'v not moved on? Does it mean you havnt dated someone else all ths while?

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    2. Na you wicked pass... Lol

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  28. ejoor oo i choose half bag of rice oo because i know if he is asked he will choose half bag of rice too, i am married and my family comes first ooo...lol

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  29. Half bag of rice one million times over my ex.

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  30. Will choose my ex but sorry his no more so I will jes pick d half bag of rice and eat away

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  31. If they meant something to me, they won't be my ex. Abeg give me the half bag of rice.

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  32. Lol...I want to see who go pick ex for this recession period

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  33. Well it depends on which of the ex lol. If its the second one i will preffer two cups of garri and its simply bcoz nigga fuckked Four of my friends on my bed in school within 24 hours of visiting. You don't wanna know how it all happen trust me. E still be me like nollywood.

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    1. 4? As in Four??..damn , you ve some low class cheap friends

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    2. Steffy as you hang leg reach them still cheat on you with four girls in a day....it be like your something...errr

      okbye#

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    3. Abeg drop d gist na...abi na james bond u been dey date

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  34. I choose half bag if rice,Ex is a stingy dude.
    Mtcheeeeees

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  35. Truth is, I don't have an ex. When we break up, u go ur way. I don't know you, u don't know me. In fact, we never met sef. So, I'm gonna go for half bag of rice.

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    1. Gbam!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›! Some people are still friends with their exes! Not me! Can't deal biko!


      ... Jesus is my worth!

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  36. Half bag of rice joor... my x was so stingy that he didnt upto the price of half bag of rice on me...

    Anyway no regrets cos i am married now to a man that worships me...

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  37. Please I'll go for half bag of rice.
    Reasons been that I don't even want him back. I'll cook the Jollof rice and share it for my street people to celebrate the break up. My ex is a nice guy but he gave me so many sleepless nights and always suspecting my every move. Since I left him, there's this inner peace I feel.

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  38. I prefer an half bag of rice because things are hard and I can barely feed but an ex can always be replaced

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  39. Please half bag of rice or even 1 module I will take. Ex that had no respect for his elders. Nobody can talk to him and he ran his mouth like tap that had no head to open or close. Big hisss.

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  41. Na half bag of rice sure pass

    Lautech don resume and I need foodstuffs ๐Ÿ˜€

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  42. In this Buhari times you expect not to be asked who ex epp๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ even if it's not Buhari times self what am I supposed to do with my ex??roast him? Bag of rice a thousand times over abeg.lol

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    1. I'm hungry and u r talking ex!! Abeg whu ex epp biko? Si e ba puo

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  43. Half bag of rice is sure ex is not sure,if he was sure he would not be an ex in the first place,so a bag of rice biko lol.

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  44. Half bag of rice is sure ex is not sure,if he was sure he would not be an ex in the first place,so a bag of rice biko lol.

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  45. It actually depends on the ex. Some I will gladly take the bag of rice over and over again

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  46. My ex Abeg. I still regret not gbenshing her while we were together because I was claiming fellowship brother. Her breast be flat like Kolade with her full stop 'kpom'breast. Although am married now but her yansh make sense and I sometimes feel like grinding on her well curved Ass.

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  47. i go for half bag of rice, who ex epp?

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  48. I don't have an ex, i have been dating my boo since i was 17 and he was 19.we have been together for 7yrs and hoping to settle down soon. So i have no experience of what an ex is all about all i need is the Rice.

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  49. Half bag please...... He's not straight forward

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  50. Ex is Ex simple!the rice is too much naa,how can you compare half bag of rice,half oo not quarter over an ex?half a derica sef i go choose over ex but in this instance i'd rather choose the CUP(derica) used in measuring the rice over the ex

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  51. My Ex. Him, I will always love.

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  52. Well my ex is not USEFUL now while the rice will really block a lot.

    Abeg I chose the rice jor.

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  53. Stella for real now, who EX EPP. Half bag of rice of course.

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  54. Please is it normal for someone to be horny during her menstrual period? Cos the konji that holds me during that time eh is on another level.

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  55. One spoon of rice mbok!!!

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  56. My ex and I are still good friends. We just finished talking sef.I'll choose my ex pls. Even if the offer was 100bags of rice, I'll choose my ex a thousand times over.

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  57. Stella Nwanyibeke, half bag of rice is a goldmine. I will be ok will a lil roll of tissue to clean my sh*t a**. That Ekpoma liar that wasted my 2yrs is not worth anything

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  58. My ex was not bad, but the bag of rice will do for me though!

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  59. Enter your comment...how about in exchange for a very small packet of chinchin?

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  60. Ex help me wella, ex all the wayyyy! We still communicate as siblings he is so humble*rare breed*

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  61. Half bag of rice any day. Crazy 2 min noodles man. Very abusive and the temper can't be controlled. Had sex with him once ran from having sex

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  62. All of you that are still in good terms with your exes I raise beyonse hand for ins! Welcome!

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