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Tuesday, 31 January 2017

It's A Woman's ISH

Time for the couch...Enough space for ya'all.

Some Women are going through this....I never got my flat tummy back but who cares?I am not gonna waste time crying when I can love myself instead....This post is to encourage someone going through this ISH......







134 comments:

Beloved said...

The man's reply to the mum is dope @ 2nd pix

Highness Gwen said...

I reject such inlaw

STARRY LARRY said...

May the good Lord bless all the TTC women, I always feel for these women. Our ever loving God, please let me rejoice with Default Smile,Yemi7up and other TTC women on this blog in this year 2017, Amen.





*Larry was here*

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Abeg work on that tummy, do a lot of crunches and sit up, its hard but its definitely worth it. Don't do it for nobody but your sef.me I drink plenty lime with spirit(ogogoro) to cut down on the excess belle fat. I won't wreck my liver coz I drink plenty water and work out too.
I love looking sexxy ALWAYS and if doing the hardworking will keep me in shape den damn it I will do it.

SDKBluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'* said...

Since i hav nothing to say about this topic..im just going to sit comfortably,and cross my short leg on our new couch*open my chilled pepsi and peanut*make una no use yansh push me down biko..

The General's Wife said...

Awwww @ the man!

Whatever mehn! Sexy is How YOU feel!

But seriously do all u can to look good.
No one likes a saggy tum. I don't.
But then it's not in the owner's power. We know that too. But at least Try!
If one can't get hers as flat as a wash board,pls remember it might be in the genes. Lol
Good diet,exercise and healthy living helps. A great deal. But whatever rock yaself chick!

#TeamYummyMummy😘

amanda favour said...

O.k
But me I'm working towards my flat tummy oh!
My warm lemon water early in the morning,green tea after meal and doing my sit-ups (though not religiously)*covers face *
I'm not a fan of waist trainers,I'll faint if I wear that thing.
There's this one I learnt too,it's called SASSY WATER;
You wash and cut cucumbers into slices,add your washed and sliced gingers with lemon juice and water,put it in a jug allow it to infuse for some hours then drink the water all day!
Stella,I must get my flat tummy back oh!

Broomstick said...

Lol @ she would have eaten your mouth.
If all men can be like the ones above, caring, sensitive and understanding, most women wouldn't have issues. All my life, I don't think I've ever had flat tummy cos I've always been "boku". I kept hearing "it's baby fat, she'll outgrow it", "awww she's so cute, se enye mfuk(see her cheeks)". For me, my teen years were the worst cos no matter how and what I ate, I was still fat- on top of being really active o. Played football with boys, basketball too. Thank God for my mum who helped me build self confidence cos I was almost suicidal at a point. Now, big stomach or no, I tell my self I rock. I project confidence and those with PHD syndrome are so not spared my tongue lashing for their ignorant utterances. What's this epistle about? Love yourself at all times

Atheist ™ said...

*Rushes to sit on the new couch*
Most nigerian women get too comfortable after they become Mrs. Those stunts & charm that attracted ur man 2u should remain potent, hit the gym is possible or u can go with the natural breeze on the streets if u cnt afford gym membership card, ure also doing it for ur health & confidence, not all for a man.

Sweet Mother said...

I'm beautiful and I know it. Flat tummy or not.

Anonymous said...

Wish there is a permanent cure for endometriosis. God help us.

Queen of Queens aka Boo's Barny said...

Awwww love of a husband.. I soo love love.. After giving birth I will fight to get back my flat tummy area, it won't even take time, me that is bag of bones but mumsy said that I will get fat after child birth...i pray oo

stunning slim shady said...

Wow nice couch



Brb to comments all bcos of d new couch.

Mosi Jubelo said...

True,
Doesn't mean you should now be non challant about how you look.
My Tommy is perfect flat prepregnancy but I love my body.

Am I now eating stupidly using pregnancy as an excuse? No
Am I trying to work out? Yes
Is the Tommy flat 100%? No.

We should be proud of our bodies, but let's still be taking care of it.
Love you all.

Ammy Bee said...

I use to undergo vigorous exercises once I give birth to ensure I get my tummy flatten. Although the tummy never actually went back to its normal size but I try my best.
For my last baby,I didn't stress my self. For once I ate as I like, rested well. Hubby always says I stress too much. This time, I'm taking my time before I start exercising.

For does that are depressed, please look at your baby and thank God for safe delivery,if you are dead,you won't worry about a flat tummy.

For the male,shame on any man that will cheat on his wife becos her tummy is big. Encourage her, when she is strong enough,both of you can enroll in a gym together.

Rhoda Rex said...

One woman was complaining bitterly the other day. She said she had C-section and couldn't tie her tummy due to the pains she was going tru at that time. That she had flat tummy before she got married. As a matter of fact, it was Dat flat tummy that attracted her to her hubby. And now, her tummy is so big that her husband finds her irritating. Hian? I was like, na WA o. So, ur husband married ur flat tummy, not you. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

becky naka said...

Don't have kids yet but my tummy is not so flat, used to be flat, dnt know what happened. Planning on starting keto or whatever it's called, it's expensive.

Just coming from sp, saw an anon's comment on how to cook yoruba soup, my gosh, I was laughing like mad, people were like " why are u laughing" I just told them they wont understand, that anon is crazy"my friend I said more pepper" hahahahahahahaha.

Apple Juice said...

Gosh this is so me right now. All I can think of is how to get my tummy flat again. The rate at which this baby is growing is scaring me. How big can a baby bump get please.
April seem like thousand months away. But in all I still thank God for making it possible to partake in the miracle of procreation. Grateful heart.

Broomstick said...

Forgot to speak about the second issue. We are women and future mothers-in-law, empathy should be the name of the game. That you were spared painful periods doesn't mean others were too. If a woman is finding it difficult to conceive, pray with and for her. Don't add to her psychological and emotional trauma. In also trying to empathize, please avoid saying "I know how you feel" cos you really don't, except you've been in the same shoes. Men, please support your wives on every way you can and don't demean them. Put yourself in her shoes and support her the way she'd support you if you have low sperm count. Finally, let us always pray untirelessly. If you are single, pray positivity to your womb, future husband and marriage. By the time you get into the institution, things will just fall into place(na so them tell me and I'm practicing. Hopefully, it will bear positive fruits when I get married). Make I copy some BVs and say SELAH

Blessing Jackson said...

the way babes worry about their tummy sha,I didnt really get that flat tummy back but am ok the way I am, tried waist trainer a couple of days and gave up, Omo I couldn't deal with the thing, so uncomfortable.

Genny le boo said...

I laughed at the second comic. True sha.

Makason said...

Will read comments.

Oluwa,pick my phone.

Zee ka said...

D mama breast Nawa

IVORY said...

My take on this is that we should love our bodies regardless of how it is esp after childbirth.... That we love our bodies does not mean that we should be lazy in taking care of it because if it looks good,we in turn feel good and confident. Work out,eat right and even if u don't get your flat tummy back,your body will be firm. Don't just let yourself go. At the end of the day, self love is important.


Ok bye! G2g

Minnie Rexpect said...

Hmmm. This is deep. My only prayer after seeing this is that for those ttcing, your time has come and God has heard your cries.
His word says there shall be none barren in the land and his words doesn't go back void it establishes. Just beleive, proclaim it and be still for your miracle is on the way.

Broomstick said...

*in every.
*tirelessly. Untirelessly bawo! Lol. Auto-incorrect dey craze. Stella, my first comment nko? I misyan?

Missprettyw said...

Lol...

Missprettyw said...

Lol...

Candy said...

I used 2 care about my flat tummy o till I had fibroids that kept growing and making me look preggy. Took them last year (thank God it was extensive, but successful). Trying to work on getting it back, but I "can't fit" kill myself if it's not as flat as I want it to be.

Teema said...

Me wey con get big belle nko.i neva marry talkless of born but my belle dey like 3 month pregnant woman.kikikiki.

Rhoda Rex said...

πŸ‘

Head girl said...

Women and our ishes. I sent my inlaw messages just to greet her and also sent to her twin sis. The twin sis read and replied immediately while the fool is still digesting d message since last week that she read it and she has not replied.

peace maker said...

I think It's usually lazy women that hate eating right + doing exercises that become shapeless after child birth. We hv some women that work out and look good even after having children eg Adaeze Yobo

Broomstick said...

Lol. Your comment made me go back to the comic. Didn't even look at who was talking, just what was being said

Anonymous said...

Lol. Some men sha.

Anonymous said...

I luv dis couch. I've the far right position with a bottle of Fayrouz and minimie chin chin.

Ruth Hoffman said...

Makes sense. I I've been trying to eat right and do exercise after two kids and am getting my result gradually. Ladies please no matter what, don't neglect your body. But if you feel good about yourself, who cares?

Intelligentsia princess said...

Hmmmmmm...lemme swallow my comment.

peace maker said...

It's mostly about eating anyhow and not working out. Some girls even hv big belle b4 marriage or pregnancy sef.

amanda favour said...

Lime and spirit is a very bad combination for your system
Replace your lime with lemons

Roseflower said...

Lol @ the second cartoon.
I wish all men were like the man in the first cartoon.

Beloved said...

Babe better start working on that tummy o

Chidinma Gift said...

The baby's head in the first picture is all I see lol

Chidinma Gift said...

Amen oo i claim it

Anonymous said...

Your mum nko

Anonymous said...

All I know is that my vagina smells differently from before I got pregnant.
No, it's not an infection, just hormonal changes.
I really don't like the smell, coupled with the fact that my sense of smell is stronger than before. I have to wash with soap and water at least 4 times a day.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Some women are too lazy to tie their belly though! While some just can't stop eating.

I know it's not easy for some too (especially those that had their babies through Cesarean section), but I just can't stand how some young lady will leave their body after giving birth to just one child. I saw how one was eating a large portion of amala the other with the excuse of eating for two; because she was still breastfeeding her baby (1yr old baby). She refused to work on her body and also to control her appetite.

Kudos to all the mothers who are working hard to remain in shape.
You have to be in shape for your own good and also for your spouse.

Bee10 said...

You must always condemn women bring your pictures and let's see your potbelly.

AGELESS T said...

And what of men that let themselves go, by having protruding bellies, and are not willing to do anything about it?

SHAKITI BABY said...

Whenever my hubby say see ur tummy like fufu..I will tell him see ur cute kids.
I will work out to look for myself not for any man.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Do you know I've been looking for your comment on this? Kikikiki

Anonymous said...

Flat tommy ish!
I thank God errday. Mine is flawlessly natural. I eat like kilode it still won't budge. Thank you Jesus!

SHAKITI BABY said...

Abi,out of millions of thing to think of.

SHAKITI BABY said...

Yes oooo,me too

GlamAffairs Makeover and Tailoring. 2BE7AF5C. said...

Amen!

GlamAffairs Makeover and Tailoring. 2BE7AF5C. said...

Amen!
#ibelieve#

Bibi said...

New couchπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Mosi Jubelo said...

isn't perfectly flat **

Kay Bee said...

1000 likes for this

amanda favour said...

JESUS!!!!!
Stop washing your vagina with soap
Wash with CLEAN water only
Eat healthy (mostly fruits and vegetables)
Detox your system
Drink herbal teas and co..
Change your panties
Chei!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mrs R, thought you are not in Nigeria and that you are in a predominantly white country abi na area? So how did you see a woman eating amala recently? Na wa o Mrs warm whole milk every day.

Miss Ess said...

So help us God

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha....Oga how's your pot belly?...I don't always work out but gat a killer 6pacs which is natural,no matter how much I eat, my stomach won't get big because it's natural..Shut up your downgrading mouth for once.People with big stomach don't get it out of laziness, it's how their body was built.

Anonymous said...

I see...your ID broomstick is the opposite of how you look. Does it make u feel better?

Jasmine said...

The woman will have side chicks t contend with while the man will have a tiny dick with no babe willing to straff him.

Atheist and ageless t, i've answered your questions

Becky Divine said...

Lemon and ginger is better please

Jasmine said...

Must she reply? Ha!

Jasmine said...

Stop using soap to wash!!! Stop

Manna Bee said...

*Looks at my belly* Chai!.I need to stick to the Keto diet tips.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Iris Henry said...

It ain't see after child birth to stay in shape, but we have to do it to look good for our self esteem. A sexy body is bae

Iris Henry said...

It ain't easy after child birth to stay in shape, but we have to do it to look good for our self esteem. A sexy body is bae

Just Glamour said...

I got everything back intact,the flat tummy came back,the down below firm back like aradite,I'm just blessed with that kind of body,but not without hard exercises also,in fact last week I couldn't walk normal cos of strenuous exercise,keeping fit is not easy ooo.

Daenerys_targaryen said...

You're right Mrs Romas some pregnant women actually overdo that eating for two. Eat the normal portion you would on a normal day and it will be enough for you and your little one. Not that you will eat a whole elephant and say na baby cause am. To reduce belly fat have always said it and will continue to do so "GREEN TEA AND LEMON THREE TIMES DAILY"

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Post partum trauma is real. And unfortunately we lack a support system here. So many women passes thru a form of it or de other. But above all self love is the best attitude.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Add mint leaf to it. Infuse overnight.

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Pls dear use ACV preferably BRAGS brand cos it comes with the mother. Or u use lemon in warm water

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Like Amanda said, lime is not good. Use lemon. Stop drinking ogogoro omo pasitor

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Grating the ginger works better too. Just cut the lemon into piece, with the back and every.

I drink it every morning.

Esther Mgbolu said...

AMEN to your prayers@ starlar

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Keto no easy o.

Esther Mgbolu said...

The man needs resetting slap

Esther Mgbolu said...

I looove your comment,its on point

Esther Mgbolu said...

Amen(x100)to your prayer min

amanda favour said...

La Fresh,I've not seen mint leaves here ,that's why I skipped it.
Where do you get yours?

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Angry ugly anonymous, so because I live in a predominantly white country, i'm not allowed to see other black people?
You're really senseless then.

If you need a cup of warm whole milk let me know.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Tee you had bera start working on your tommy,it's not easy though but you have to try because if you dont,by the time you'll give birth,your tommy will be bigger than the pot used for cooking one bag of party jollof rice @once

SDK Lastborn said...

Lol she would have eaten your mouth!! Hehehe That's my Gee
Mother in laws and their wahalas

young FOREVER said...

Keto babes.I see u all. Swag LA fresh,how can I describe mint leaf to a Yoruba market woman

Esther Mgbolu said...

Women should try to take care of themselves after giving birth.For some it's easy and some through dedication they achieve their goal even if the tummy is not as it was b4 they give birth.What i hate most is seeing slim or ok ladies that haven't given birth with tummy as big and round as trailer tires and i'm like WTH!!!

peace maker said...

Lucky u @kidjo. Those that don't hv it naturally should work for it.Nothing gud comes easy

BLOGLORD said...

LMAO @ the man in the second pic @ "if she was a witch, am sure she would have eaten your mouth first"
Correct husband.

A lot of women let themselves become blehhhh just because they've got a ring and kid(s).

Being a sexy, hawt, fab, domesticated momma is the way to go.
#TeamHawtFunkyMama

mom007 said...

I notice the men in both scenarios are forming good guys. That's so not the case in real life ! In fact they are the ring leaders and treat the women like they did something wrong by birthing their kids. They give their wives ultimatum, to loose the flab by so so time or else...

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

I'm so grateful to God for counting me worth.

Women go through alot menh......my pray is that every woman looking up to God for the fruit of the womb will rejoice in no time.


There is nothing as painful as trying to conceive n u keep seeing ur period each month.

BLOGLORD said...

Oh wow!
That's harsh.
Always leave room for positive assumptions.
Maybe she was going to reply but somehow forgot,
maybe she did but network acted up. Just maybe...

Except if both of you have always had issues and she's been that way but then...calling her a fool is not just right. I know you are pissed but relax and quit the name calling.
Cheers

Sharon Aminu said...

Amen ijn.I am next

Classic Chic! said...

Looking at dat couch, I don't wanna discuss! Just want to DOZEee offfff. Yeah..call me DOZIE!

Wild Rose said...

Mint leave is effirin

Wild Rose said...

Mint leave is effirin

Nnukwu Nwanyi said...

Gbam!!!!

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Abeg forgive my ignorance which one is lime and which one is lemon am tired of debating mbok. But I can't stop drinking ogogoro oooh lol, I don't even know why am laughing sef.
But on a serious note ehn its not like I drink it to get high oooh,just one shot in the morning and one shot after dinner at night,that can't wreck my liver na abi?

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately that quantity can wreck your liver.

Green Field said...

@ wild rose: Mint leaf is nit effurun. They're different. U can get at Shoprite or mile 12 mkt

Anonymous said...

@ Jasmine so you don't use soap to wash your dirty pvssy after fvcking those Abuja touts???? Ewu Gambia

Daenerys_targaryen said...

@wildrose effirin isn't mint leaf o that's scent leaf

Olamide Mogaji said...

Mint leave AKA scent leave... u can ask the people that sell ugwu at d market.

Head girl said...

She has been online and also on fb posting pictures up and down. Their network in UK must be messed up then.

Anonymous said...

Don't use soap pls! It's all shades of wrong

SANDY NEKY said...

Lool!

SANDY NEKY said...

Well, mine is naturally almost flat and i hope to maintain it that way till eternity by Gods grace. Protruding tummy depresses me. If it means going to a dentist to tie your teeth, pls do oo. Flat tumny rocks. Nothing makes one have a sweet look when dressed other than flat tummy. So abeg oo not easy but make we try de go. One can achieve that na even after child birth. Eg can be seen in the case of our married celebs and co.

Anonymous said...

He will soon divorce or cheat ur stinking lazy ass..keep eating like a fool and getting fat like a balloon..

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Wild rose, it's not effirin.

Do with what you have then @Amanda

Young forever, I see you

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Omo pasitor, how I wan explain lemon sef? Tell aboki say you wan buy lemon.

Follow what zitel said then.

onomebonny said...

Mint leaf is not effirin oh. Just go and ask people selling salad stuff, they would give you.

Fab Mum said...

Can a breast feeding mom drink this?

Also can a breast feeding mom add lemon in water?? I know lime is a no go.
Before I took in, I use to deceive myself with putting lime inside any soft drink I want to drink. Like for a bottle of coke, I'll use half glass of lime juice.. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Lagos shopper(for your personal shoppings and goods directly from the popular lagos markets to anywhere in naija,07030493148) said...

Hmmmmm,I only add a size during pregnancy and I bring it back with ease after delivery.i know when I have over-indulged so I cut back.id say my belly is just slightly bigger after 3preggies but I wear spanks sometimes so I'd like to bring it down.im trying the lime and cucumber thing this week......iv been BIG since forever so hubby says this is how I met u anytime I'm complaining!moderacy is the key word ladies!!!!

Babesarise said...

You are the type of inlaw many pray NOT to have. Na wa!

Anonymous said...

Nooo!!!Mint leaves is nt effirin(scent leaves)They re different but similar

Anonymous said...

Lol ur so funny kai I love u.

Anonymous said...

And d pot belly guy is my side boo. Who six pack epp? My pot belly paying in hard currencyπŸ™„πŸ™„

Purity J said...

Am on d matter...working out seriously.Am nt giving up

Rhoda Rex said...

Anon 18:53, u wish!!!πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ bad belle.

Anonymous said...

Apple cider vinegar is very good. Get Bragg's own with the mother

Anonymous said...

Lime is the green one, lemon is yellow.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

That waist trainer is no joke- it can suffocate you 4 real lolπŸ˜’... Exercise is betterπŸ‘

Anonymous said...

Mrs R, verily i say to you, you are TOO judgemental! If you like, eat a stick of spaghetti before or after pregnancy, it is your business! Stop drinking panadol for the Amala eater.

Anonymous said...

18.53, really? As in REALLY? And men down get fat like Balloon after guzzling down plenty beerand pepper soup? Did their wives divorce them? And PLEASE, don't take paracetamol for her pain! OLOSHI! ONIRANU!

Just saying said...

Limes are small while lemons are big. Both can be green and/or yellow.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Amanda, they sell in shoprite.
I buy from one aboki. The guy dey always keep for me.

Fab mum, I don't know.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Anon, na only foreign lemon dey yellow.

Lemon is bigger than lime. The local one has rough body and the foreign one has something like a big nipple with smooth body and yellow colour

Anonymous said...

Looks anon 17:19. You are an undisputed ignorant fool. Washing your privates with soap is actually bad. Clean water only

Gbogbo bigz girlz said...

I like this pastor's daughter Kai.
You are my kind of girl.

IJAY said...

Amen Amen and amen

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diamond in d house said...

All dis una descriptions, I tire oooo. Limes r small in size, while lemon is bigger dan lime wit rough backs n u can shew d inner whitish watreva.

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