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Monday, January 23, 2017

MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Happy Monday to ALL you Beautiful people 

*sips Cappuccino with side eyes.*




JANET IS FACE OF IHN
Good day Stella. My name is Janet.
I would love to be the face of in house news.
Attached are my photos.
Thank you.

Thank you for being bold enough to send in your photo for face of IHN





JENNIFER JUST READS::LOL
Hi Stella.. My name is Jennifer.. I've been an ardent visitor of your blog since 2013, but I don't comment, I just read and learn from my mentors here.. So I decided to send my picture for face of IHN. I hope I qualify.

Shout out to JHW,(Chief) Queen and boss, TGW, Em Jay,Atheist, Kevin and all the lovely BV's.

Stella, I must confess you're doing a great job, keep it up.
Love you so much.

Thank you Dearie.


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HOW I WAS BULLIED BY AN ELDERLY WOMAN


 Good day Stella, Chinny is my name.

 Though, I hardly comment but I am a fervent visitor of your
beautiful blog. So, yesterday I ran into 
this elderly woman who looked every inch educated.

 I greeted her madam good morning and she went berserk, accusing me of
being disrespectful and lacking regards for my elders. She
 went further to explain how she was old enough to be my grandmother and lamented how children of nowadays no longer have respect for culture and norms. Her English was quite good and she spoke with audacity.


 I humbly asked her,madam what have I done? She retorted, hw could you greet me madam good morning without adding ma? Are we mates?! She
screamed. In her usual audacious way she said, it is madam good morning ma; mimicking me she said not "madam good morning". 

As graduate wey I dey form say I be, grin spread across my face I was sure I would defeat/convince her. I smirked at her with delight, gloating and trying to
explain to her that the "ma" in this context was the short form of madam. Mid way into my explanation she shushed me with a loud scream and a fierce hand gesture,brandishing her hand across my face and causing me to lose my grip. My vision became blur and my legs started quaking..

 I could barely stand talk more of standing up to her. At this point I knew convincing her was a lost cause. I had to throw in the towel and accept defeat. I stuttered, madam good morning ma; better! She exclaimed, rolled her eyes at
me, let out this long melodious hiss and walked out on me like a proud peacock. Unable to move, I stood agape for a while my arms folded across my chest as I reminisced on how this woman with Earth size ego had bullied me into greeting
 her in a way I didn't feel comfortable with. 

I finally gained consciousness and walked away like a disgraced criminal. Please, Stella and my fellow blog visitors, is "ma" in this context not the short
 form of madam?


Na wah oh..I also thought ''Ma'' is the shortened form of ''Madam''


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TEACHING VACANCY!!!



PLEASANTVILLE PRIMARY SCHOOL
ALONG ROAD SAFETY, ASABA, DELTA STATE.
POSITION: MATHEMATICS TEACHER.
QUALIFICATION: BSC. ED.
ENQUIRIES: 08168600269 OR 07065080076


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ALERT


iCharity is one of the many Ponzi schemes in Nigeria. It is a scheme that dubiously lures investors with mouth-watering promises of earning as much as three hundred thousand naira within a two-week space with an initial investment of as little as six thousand naira. Wow!

Like others, iCharity is not only fraudulent but an investment disaster waiting to happen to any one who ventures into it. With such promises of massive returns on investment, unsuspecting (Nigerian) investors already beaten and battered by lack and the unrelenting terrible impact of economic deprivation (no thanks to government's bad policy choices) are cajoled into dropping their hard earned monies with the hope of benefitting from the untenable, unrealistic and evil promises of financial freedom used as a bait by the promoters of this ignoble scheme.

What is unknown to existing and prospective investors is that the Admins of the scheme fraudulent enlist ghost accounts using fictitious names in a bid to corner their monies to themselves. As such, when you convince others to try out the scheme, rather than get them registered as your downlines, the Admins get them registered under their personal ghost accounts thus enriching themselves at the expense of others. That is fraud. iCharity is fraud.

Talk to someone to talk to someone to not travel this path.

Keep your money. Keep your sanity. Don't venture into iCharity. It is no good.


This person spams me with over 50 messages everyday and does that mostly mid mornings when he thinks I will be too sleepy too notice.I have also mistakenly enabled his adverts a few times.

The reason I am posting this is for you to stop posting your hustle on my comment section,The next time i see one I will repost this with your full names and photos as a warning to people.
NOTE.I was alerted by someone who has transacted with you before after they noticed i enabled comment and scared that someone else might fall victim.



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 I.T PLACEMENT PLEA


Happy new year to you and BVs.

This blog is turning into an addiction walahi, and you just have a way of keeping someone hooked. I hope to send more shoki, meeting point, service tales, drd (delivery room drama, naija labor room de fear me) and wnb. 

Please help a sister out fellow BVs. My Lil cousin has been searching for an IT place since November 2016 to no avail. She is studying business administration, currently residing in PH. I go personally shoki this blogosphere as appreciation. Thanking you in advance.

Shout-out to atheist and souebi. I hail


You didnt include contact details and i long deleted your mail before i noticed


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Saturday /Sunday IHG results COMPILED BY BELOVED
AND DROYALTY
Whoop ... Hello everyone, Hopefully you had an awesome weekend.

So we had a different turn of gist over the weekend aka Embarrassing/hilarious moments. The comments box was LIT. Gist was falling right, left, centre and bottom. ... I was just laughing my ass off ...yet e no gree flat...lol

Incase you missed it from the "oza" room go to the kitchen and catch up...kikikiki

Yes we have a WINNER

So following all protocols Bv Pipi lee came , saw and conquered . ..The ogbanje part nailed it.( without hammer)

Her gist was very original and had a greater number of valid votes.

#TurnupOriginality

One love
Bv Beloved



FROM DROYALTY


Hi everyone!!!
How is this week gonna be?

Before I start, who is that bv that made that meme of bvs for President? Why was my name missing? I'm already a President here, I should have come first on that list, I don't want that kind of mistake to repeat itself ever again.

So last weekend's In House Gists came with Most Embarrassing/Hilarious moment and the comment section was filled with so much laughter. As usual, we were treated to original, moriginal and copied gists, some were well-written and funny, others were just there....as in Bleh!!! Mstcheeeeeeew..

Finally, a winner emerged and Pipilee it is. Pipilee's Saturday gist was closely followed by one other funny gist on Sunday which came behind by just one vote!!!

Pipilee, your gist was funny and all other protocols were observed. Above all, your blog friends came out en masse to support you by voting for your gist. Now, this is one of the benefits of blog friendship. Congrats Pipeeee!

Erm! erm! Pipeee, one anonymous said you are a big girl and that you don't need the prize, pls kindly notify me secretly if this is true....
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

President D'Royalty (Her Majesty)

LMAOOOOOO

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VACANCY

Dear SDK,

Please post for interested Lagos BVs. A Company located in Mushin is looking for immediate employment an


ADMIN/ACCTS OFFICER.

Ideal candidate should be a graduate of Accounts/Economics and experienced in a similar role. Conversant with Lagos State and fluent in Yoruba language .


Experience in Public Relations will be an added advantage.

Interested candidates should send their cvs to hr.mootib@gmail.com using the advertised position as the subject.

Applicants are advised to send just one application. Multiple applications will be disqualified.

Thank you Stella.

Best Regards,
BV FECHI


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TTC TESTIMONY 11 BABY HAS BEEN BIRTHED


Stella i write with so much joy and appreciation to God for the birth of my child,am the lady with TTC post 11,God did it for me on saturday,please help me post as testimony as i will send you my labour drama.the baby weighed 3.8,attached is her picture for your eyes only.



Oh wow,she is so beautiful!!!!


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VACANCY

An experienced sonographer is urgently needed.
Location: Abeokuta (Ogun state)
Salary: 70-90k(based on experience,there is room for upward review later)
Contact: 07064903491 via WhatsApp only if interested.thanks


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Watch out!!!





267 comments:

  1. Monday IHN…
    Fruitful week ahead.

    *Te…Its Monday *straightface*
    Joblesshousewife

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    1. Those of you that have Isaacson's email, have you tried reaching out to him? Make una try o. Depression is not a good thing. I just noticed I've not seen his comment today.

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    2. I don't read ihg. Which day Pipi gist dey make I go read am?

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  2. So I have this teeny weeny crush on someone at work. He's not married but probably in a relationship πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
    Imma just keep looking at him with side eyes πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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  3. Here comes the ihn session... Someone should plz gist me what have missed so far, I saw some drama's trending was it not yesterday or day before yesterday, anyway stay blessed you all

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    1. So u went to exile because of yo greediness, hiding in shame. Now BVs shud update u.....u try.

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    2. Like you've not been reading and commenting😣😣😣😣

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  4. IHN is here again. Yays!

    People are going to talk, whether you do bad, or good.

    #Focus
    #Positive Vibes Only 😊😊

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  5. He makes all things beautiful in His own time

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  6. How do I get my boyfriend to make love to me without protection? I want to get pregnant but this dude can't do without condom, I have done all I could but its not working.. I only need solution, don't come and preach about baby mama or hooking him down, I just want to get pregnant by him

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    1. Buy condoms and use needle to make holes in the whole pack, um sure ull get lucky in one of them

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    2. Ok, 1:buy a pack of condom.
      2: cook his favorite meal and watch him eat to his satisfaction. Add beer or wine.
      3: make him feel relaxed.
      4:bring out the condom and pierce holes into it
      5: make him wear it.
      Then, make sweet love to him. I'm sure u gonna get pregnant.

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    3. You don't know what God is saving u from.

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    4. Maybe you should get him drunk or something

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    5. You are truly a special kind of stupid

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  7. Janet I saw your face in Sunday laughs yesterday. You are beautiful

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  8. My people help me!!!! I never born d baby n I already have thick stretch marks after using olive oil n ori almost religiously, am just 39weeks. What can I use? Will it still appear thicker? Am not loving this at all

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    1. This woman stop worrying your self,God will do it in his own time. Just keep up with your checkup,follow your doctor's instructions and pray always. You will soon birth your baby

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  9. Yesooo, IHN is here. Happy new week to you all.





    God Bless Everyone.

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  10. u have filtered ur self to a ghost@1 poster

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  11. The sign out pics I believe is motivating me and i believe

    Dear lord thank you for everything that is going on according to your plans for my life and upliftment

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    1. Good you're back. Trust you're good now?

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  12. Sheynail swithat, I onli caim to meck a shadout to yuo.

    Aff A grate Wick.

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  13. God is good all the time.
    I need a job in ibadan... Thanks

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  14. INH is here
    wishing all BVs a great week

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  15. Congrats Pipi Yooo!!!!!
    (Yes I don change am to Pipi Yooo)


    It's funny how my kids can find the tiniest onion in their food but can't find their home work bag.

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    1. that onion and pepper thing is super annoying.

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    2. Hahahahahah kids are mysterious like πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚. Shallot to den babies dear πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜™.

      Hello Stella πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹ plus you and you yes you 😊

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Now that's hilarious. I used to be like that... Especially in beans

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    4. Tgw onyem for president any time any day! I just love the way u carry urself on this blog. Jisieike, Chukwu gozie gi na ezi n'ulo gi.
      Steffy, emjay and Kevin dat edo boi, I dey hail una o. May the Lord bless ur hustle in Jesus name.

      Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

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    5. Lol...
      Shuldren! My baby no dey take eye see beans,she go dey remove am one by one. Lmao

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  16. This year, may my enemies expose themselves one after the other the way Intelligentsia princess exposed herself. Amen!

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    1. Chi baby I hope no body is looking for your troubles? Lol

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. Don't hold grudges; they weigh you down. Free yourself from such ill feelings, & from people who create drama around you. Choose kindness! ‬

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  18. Stellicious we have seen that face ☝ in sunday laugh

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  19. Lol.. D'Royalty though!

    Went for an interview and flopped... It's well *shines teeth*

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  20. Am having a nice time here. Is Monday people

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  21. Blessings upon Blessings to all the the lovely souls in da house.

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  22. IHN is great
    Faces of IHN is pretty

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  23. Shout out to Amanda in Abuja, Babina, Chysugar, Barrister Oma, Cookie and others too numerous to mention. Will be back in s jiffy

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    1. Thank God for your fast recovery dear. It's shall be permanent in Jesus name, amen.

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  24. Yay!!! IHN is here.
    Hi everyone

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  25. Stella is that not the picture I saw in Saturday laughs?
    Pipi Awwwwww......... Congrats 😀 LMAO
    What again?
    BRB

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  26. Hot day
    Congratulations Pipi Lee... me i didn't even read the gist sef. It's all good

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  27. Make una help me thank God ooo I have been paid *side eyes @donmayor* πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ I have also paid my order too. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ shoki in a bitπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    1. Are u serious....father lord please am next in line...I hope its all your money oo

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    2. Ha! Olori. How did u do it na. Jamisi oh. My own gh no dey even process even after it shows that ive successfully ghed.

      Congrats.

      Abeg tell me how u did it oh. Even the browser u used

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    3. MMM? Chineke meeeeeeeee

      Abeg abeg how did it happen???????????????????/

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    4. It's a miracle of 2017. Go and pay your tithes to the needy and stop been greedy in this new year @ olori.. Lol

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  28. Missed IHN...Both faces are cute!! What have I missed?

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  29. Faces of IHN ok ooo. I have seen una well.

    Chinny you are so rude. Dont you see how yoruba people greet. That was rude knowing fully well that you greet elderly with respect. You girls will be forming abroadian (lol). How do you greet your mum or dad if i may ask. You showed disrespect, if you like come and talk nonsense on my comments.

    Make una go learn respect small, i did not say big. You want to tell me if it is your boss in the office you will greet him or her casually. Learn RESPECT.

    Congrats to the blog visitor that birthed. God bless you and keep you safe.

    That Icharity.... Stella i dont understand what is going on. Let me jump and pass the story put up there.

    Na wa no shokis for today. Chai stella don spoil some people hustle. witchy fingers una sorry ooo. next time.

    Let me go and look for what to eat jare. See you guys later.

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    1. Oh shut up. So madam good afternoon is a rude greeting.

      Chinny, I blame u for greeting the woman at all sef. She was d disrespectful one Jare.

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    2. Everybody can't be yorubas that can lie down flat in the name of greeting.get civilised gurl

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  30. Jeez, I always thought my butt size was 44-45 Tape Measurement, visited the tailor yesterday, **crying**

    I've gained, not butt size of 47-48 Tape Measurement.

    I need a weight loss coach. My tummy is still flat o and arms not big. No longer a size 12.

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    1. You are FAT!! 47-48? You definitely need that fitness trainer

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    2. My waste is 44 my tummy is 30 I love it so much .... Wish I can even take it to 48.

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    3. Lolz
      And haters will say she's hyping. Lmao

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  31. It should be "Good morning Ma"
    Or
    "Good morning madam."
    Am sure you must have been bullied into shock.
    LOL

    @ the IHG, Pipi's gist nailed it.
    Congrats babes.

    IHN pic Janet, you go sabi talk o! See your mouth. Lol

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  32. Broke ass men leave me alone!!! i also need a helper23 January 2017 at 14:10

    Only broke men are attracted to me. I am so sad. I am beautiful and hustle hard for whatever little I have. Just when I succeeded in escaping a serious broke ass brother, another one is in my life. Akpo!!!!!! Is it cos I am in my 30s and s mum to the most beautiful princess ever? Lol...
    I tire.
    Jesus over to you.

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    1. Kwakwakwakwae Ewoooo una no go kill me here this afternoon

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    2. My friend face your life and leave men alone....Can't you fend for yourself, Must a man be your bank?😠😠😠

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  33. Hi everyone. Happy new year to u all. May dis year be ur best year so far; may it bring you joy, good health, peace and prosperity.

    I missed u all. No need to ask if u did(lol I knw u didn't. lol)

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  34. So I read chikito's response to my comment and all I could do was smile.

    Just imagine, people bvs were defending when atheist insulted her family now practicing the exact same thing that got people against atheist.

    You left me that insulted u and went ahead to direct insults to an unborn child. What in God's name differentiate this act from what atheist did.

    You are lucky, I'm just not the type to involve anyone outside a fight in a fight (the only time I ever did it, I regretted it big time and will never do it again).

    But gosh, u claim to be classy but majority of ur comments reek of classlessness. Even dropping comments and insults like a yoruba market woman (this is in no way a tribalistic comment).

    She say I put 500k for MMM πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. Abeg, where I wan thief am. Since u claim I'm miserable, Babe, u are definitely more miserable than I am if u have to come live a fake life on a blog just to feel wealthy.

    Anyways, e clear say u be ghetto like me. No matter how hard u try to form classy, u end up sounding more ghetto than the ghetto themselves.

    Double rada

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    1. The 500k was the difference between 4m and 3.5m.

      That babe is far from classy. She said she's doing 40days fast and she talks anyhow.

      Leave her to be living her fantasy here.

      Beefing lekki girls because she can't afford to live there. Madam, enjoy your sangotedo abi na lakowe.

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  35. Stella some of the posts aren't opening. Is it my phone?

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  36. As I see the alert ehn my body just dey shake anyhowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. They cancelled all my GH...now they are telling me I can only GH 15k out of all the money I have there😩😩😩😩😩😩😩,I have placed the order cha since I have no other choice but they haven't merged me

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  37. The sign out quote just made my day.

    Have a blessed week y'@ll.

    πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

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  38. Long live sdk
    This first pics get as I be for my eye

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  39. Hahahahaha D'royalty chai you are a NUT CASE. I swear.

    Hahahahaha i really need this laugh. Let me go and read the funny stories. Is it saturday or sunday. I dont read all this.

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    1. You should have used your leave to learn to use words correctly...

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  41. Phew! What a sunny day....IHN is here. Enjoy the rest of your day everyone.

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  42. Na WA for inhibits... In Maine people telling me to come to get help world wide when I haven't recovered from mmm.
    My lost still get me some little depression up until now. I could hv Don lots of things with the cash.

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  43. Droyalty you are cray lols
    If I hear say Pipilee doesn't need the prize. Pipilee that was begging for santa all over the place in December, if I hear. Lmaoo.

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  44. Please how good is Palmers skin success cream?

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  45. Welcome Ihn, God bless the givers and recievers. Pipilee if you don't need the prize, you can please pass it to be. I pray my angel locates me. God bless you wherever you are

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  46. Stella, I've realized that SnM isn't favoring me cause most of the guys I meet just wanna have fun with like minds who are down with the same Idea of having sex and no strings attached, I've resorted to the same idea now, that way no one is hurt. Can't wait to meet guys who just wanna have fun in the coming SnM. Thank you.

    Menstruate under my comment if you wish, I'm just being very honest to myself. Miss Kiss.

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  47. Plz I need ideato gist if not full in bits plz I missed it.

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  48. Plz I need ideato gist if not full in bits plz I missed it.

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    1. They say she get rotten pussy and she dey lick pussy for a living.

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  49. IHN...I must carry first today oπŸ‘±πŸ‘±πŸ‘±.oya clear road for miss sexy kidjo..

    #AGirlInLoveWithHerself

    ☆☆☆♡♡♡♤♤♤♧♧♧

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  50. Stella you spoke to me with your sign out. Janet you are white, na which cream you de use biko. The whiteness is entering my eyes

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  51. Congrats pipilee!
    Ma and madam na the same, Na old age dey disturb the woman.
    Icharity na scam! I didn't even bother myself with them.

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  52. DRoyalty u just a funny lil woman lmao.I love u like DAT. Ur real.

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    1. Dear Stella,

      Good day all ,

      Stella, I want to appreciate Bv Abimbola and her family for gifting my niece with a troller on Saturday14th Jan 2017.

      She was very very nice and accommodating. I pray that as she gift my niece, she and her family will never lack any good thing, her seeds will never beg, they will enjoy sweatless victories, their ways will be open in the year 2017. God will continue to water her and her family in Jesus Name.

      Stella, you are destiny helper, you will never ever go down in Jesus Name. Powers from anywhere assigned to bring you down or cut you and yours off shall receive baptism of fire for destruction in Jesus Name.

      I appreciate you and Bv Abimbola. God bless you and yours

      Bv Abimbola.

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  53. Yeske!
    Pipee, congrats, if you don't need the prize like that anony said, just whisper it to me through Stella, you hear?
    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakw

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    1. lol you're just a clown. I love the fact that you're a free spirit!

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    2. Let me perch under you as our president.
      #doubletuale.
      Remember me in ur kingdom.
      Lemme be ur vice.

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  54. So I want to go get my powder today and I'm so tired of Milani. Can someone pls suggest another good one I can buy, not more than 3500 (that's the current price of milani) and also maybe a foundation within the price of 2k-2500. Thanks. Pls also include the shade. I use Milani deep 110 and for foundation, used to use Mary Kay 607 and now use peekay 607.

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    1. Eka joy u can hardly get a good foundation for that price except you'll go for classic

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    2. If u have used peekay that mean u can also use classic.
      I have used it before n is nice n very affordable

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    3. Idiot, see the cheap products you re using yet you talk as if you own the Earth.

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    4. Try Mabelline for powder

      That price for foundation, I'm not so sure. I have 2 Mary Kay Timewise that I'm not using.

      My sis used to be a dealer. Holla if u want. It'll fit not too dark, not oyibo. Just mid tone

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    5. Use classic foundation it goes for 2k

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    6. As for face powder use lorac its good

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    7. Joy enter near by market and buy white powder,it's not more than #300. You don't need all those things, Beauty is from above. Lmao

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    8. Inukwa beauty is from above... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€
      Abeg white powder is not for everyone

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    9. Fan, I don't want white powder na. Those things, u can't sweat in peace with them

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    10. @suoebi, I have tried classic foundation and that has to be the worst foundation ever to be made in d history of foundation. I didn't use it more than twice before I dumped it. Peekay is way better, I'm not so sure why I'm already tired of it.

      I have used Maybelline powder before and even though it's OK, I can't quite guess my shade accurately and it's just too small inside (as in quantity wise)

      @anon, yes I use these cheap products as I can't afford to live above my means. Inugo.

      @suoebi, never heard about lorac, what shade would suit me?

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    11. I don't know your skin tone so I can't say

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  55. Replies
    1. So that useless chikito is angry I said she went from classy to trashy. But it's not a lie now. Haba! Anuofia

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    2. Eka Joy welldone o@Anon 14:29.....hmmm.Another drama brewing up.



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  56. Welcome inhouse news,Word of the day,I claim the mighty miracle ooh,I need an angel in my life right now,God help me am so tired of how things are in my life.

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    1. Its everywhere my dear cool down.life will get better soon.

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    2. Try winning souls for God and watch how your life will turnaround

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    3. Try winning souls for God and watch how your life will turnaround

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  57. A girl puts her Dad’s picture as her bb profile on Father’s Day, her best friend pinged her, saying “so you too dey collect from this Man “I hate that big fool, he no dey use condom. hahahaha .... This is from someone's page on facebook oo.

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  58. Hello people. Been a while. Thought I'd drop in and say hello. Anybody miss me?

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  59. ADVICE URGENTLY NEEDED
    To the married ladies in the blog how do you cope with your spouses who work in a different cities from you. How do you raise your children with their father almost absent? Am about to walk in your shoes and your advice will truly be appreciated.


    Mean while my weekend was bomb mhen after shouting my lungs out and threatening fire and brim stones, turns out the Lingerie I found in his wardrobe belong to his immediate younger sister who visited when he was outta the country,well the explanation dint quite sit with me being the doubting Thomas that "is" . so I told him to call her and he did,told him to put it on speaker phone so I could hear her loud and clear and she admitted it, but still that wasn't enough I ask her for the colours and she got it right, she even told me where she kept the other two sexxy Gstrings iiiiiiiiish I was so embarrassed to say the least.
    I just kukuma carry my wahaha go sitting room. When he was calm I gave him the greatest gbenshing of his life, we kissed made up and cuddle and he whisper and said "baby you need to learn to trust me" me I just nod my head in agreement but Lord knows It will take time.
    best part of the fuckery is it ended well on my behave coz I am getting my Apple laptop. This HP haff suffer in my hand. At the end of the day I laughed so hard at how my gragra has got me to where I am.
    Baba God I thank you.
    Kisses to TGW and the host of others for telling me to calm my titties down. I fucking love you all.

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    1. So stephysofynsofly u don marry? Cos I know u have changed to pastor's daughter.so no more cucumber and hanging of legs?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      Congratulations Pipi Lee πŸ’ƒπŸ‘Έ

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  60. I just wanna thank God for everything I ve and the ones I'm yet to ve.God is been so good to me....Don't just know how to thank him.....From having nothing to having almost everything...

    #MissIndependent.

    #AGirlInLoveWithHerself..#IAmSatisfiedWithGod'sWorkInMyLife.

    Kisses to you all.πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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  61. First IHN of the week!_Thanking God for making it possible for us all to see the brightness day of today.Stella I saw you yesterday inside an African restaurant, and tried calling you before I woke up from my bed.hhaaaahaahaa na dream ooooo before busy busies comes after me. In other way Mrs C I saw your mail before your hubby called me.Genuine couple in need of a sperm donor?send me a mail. Love u all.Lovemejeje, Ideato kedu ije!love u guys somuch.

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  62. Madam good morning? U over try self. Goodmorning is enough. Salutation is not love

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  63. IHN is bae..
    Poster that was assaulted by an elderly woman, biko forgive mama. Am sure its menopausal syndrome .
    Face of IHN,you look fearfully and wonderfully made.

    I charity,fear God now. People are yet to recover from mmm,and you want them to join another ponzi scheme?

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  64. I don't get it. You randomly come across an elderly lady and she slaps you for not adding "ma' to the greeting or do you know her prior to seeing her that day cus I don't understand why a stranger will slap you just like that.
    You wrote " I ran into this elderly lady who looked every inch educated" meaning you don't even know her and she sounded your face like that. Na wa o!
    Sorry okay?

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    1. Yes dear,Some people are insecure like that.

      Sorry for the sound dear.
      Her pay back is coming and it wil sound like thunder.

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    2. I follow you ask oh my sister!
      That story sounds one kind ,one kind

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    3. Tetrina, you must be a Delta geh. That statement "sounded" your face, is sooooo warri. Lol

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  65. It's new year, pls anyone in need of a personal assistant can contact me. I am in dire need of a job. Or an admin staff, biko this 2017 I don't want a repeat of what I passed through last year. As I write I have zero naira to my name. biko BVNs hook a sister up.

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  66. Congrats pipi
    Congrats new mom

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  67. God Bless every woman TTC this year and make them happyπŸ™

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  68. The lady that was harassed by an elderly woman, serves you right. You come off as an arrogant person. Your greeting sounded very rude. Good morning ma is more like it. There is a big difference between madam good morning and good morning ma. The first one can go for your mates who are madam in their capacity and the second one is for a senior, either in age or position. This explanation is for Nigeria context. I don't know if it is application in other advance nations.

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    1. Madam good morning sounds rude! But the good morning ma sounds more like it...

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  69. Today's ihn is short, happy new week all

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  70. Yes, Ma is the short form of Madam but at least d slap she gave u will teach u never to argue with an elderly woman, educated or not. If u had said oh sorry ma and greeted her like 'Madam, good morning ma' u for no chop slap

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  71. The woman was transferring her aggression on you. That's why sometimes if I don't know someone I don't greet biko.

    Wow! 11 babies! More are coming.
    Stella don't mind these scammers.

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  72. that president post was hilarious :

    None of the above

    TGW will divide Nigeria by pitching one tribe against the other and still be smiling at your face.

    Chikito will expose our secret to other countries innocently while giving lectures on the history of Nigeria.

    Bloglord will drive Nigeria to go to war with another country and disappear.

    Peacemaker will stop girls education.

    Atheist will cause religious confusion in Nigeria.

    The Queen would have been a good option but she will commit genocide on Youruba and Hausa's then the good news is, every woman will be given two husbands and extra young blokes for rainy days. There will be sex festival every month.

    KING XOXO MYSTERY

    -Peacemaker will ban education and support domestic violence, so he cannot be my president.tgw cannot be President cos of her fakery.mbah! Bloglord cannot too. I thot they said u r single and pretending u r married during the epic nne kedu ije fight and u suddenly disappeared.I recently saw u claiming 10 years in marriage. U have resurfaced and started forming brand new for the newbies here.mbah! U cannot be President. Atheist doesn't like God. So no. Chikito has gone from classy to trashy. Who wants a president who doesn't know when to zip it? Chief Linda so far is the realest. I don't like her comments but I ll rather have the devil than fake angels. So lindodo for president!!! Hope am anonymous before our millionaires come and decode me and pursue me away from OUR blog. Stella pls post! U have been cooking banga with my comments since morning!

    -my opinion22 January 2017 at 19:26
    Less busy day! Here is my honest analysis:

    A) Peacemaker : No way! Boy needs to grow up! Too petty for a man!

    B) Chikito: Nope! Her comments are reasonable somedays; but she strikes off as "I must belong" somedays! We don't need that for presidency before we run into huge debts where chikito is forcefully living out her fantasies to belong!

    C) Linda Eze: He'll No! No 1 deceiver of sdk Blog! She lives a fantasy here and is very uncouth. We don't need an unrealistic president!

    D) Bloglord: The old bloglord was very slimy! She came back a different person with more making sense comments! So if we judge based on new her; give her Secretary not president till we are sure she won't slide back to old her!

    E) Atheist: Oga has changed! The old Atheist would have gotten a big yes! But now, NO! #bringbackoldatheistpls. You were more mature before!

    F) TGW : She can't handle the seat! She is not tough enough for it! She agrees way too much with what she shouldn't agree with so as to be nice! Her for presidency is like GEJ bk in power! Character wise, some days her comments are so on point, some days I just smh!

    Finally, sdk; All your selected candidates are not qualified for presidency!

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  73. How much is induce cooker sold for? Those electric cooker with glass top

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸƒπŸƒ

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  74. Side πŸ‘€ at company In mushin! Hope it's not one of those shops owned by our brothers from the east and looking for graduates to pay 25k... Good luck to the applicants though.

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  75. *Waves @ you Jennifer*
    You are cute and u got a beautiful smile.
    Remain blessed dearie.

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    1. So true about the IHG on sat...every1 came out to vote pipilee but she deserves it.

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  76. face of ihn na wa o..dis one na snow white. ocha ka omaka.

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  78. okuko Igbo love mejeje u no dey ever yarn sense na...madam 30k xream

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  79. beautiful Monday.. back to d mata Abeg who don use Egyptian secret before is d cream good. I need cream to make me glow cos I don't understand my skin again

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  80. IHN is here! Congrats pipilee my project supervisor is a mess,writing msc program in ui na wahala honestly.

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  81. steffysofly aka pastor's daughter as u don repent hope say u no go do give away for urself again dis yr and try forgive dat idoma army man wey dump ur ass

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  82. Chief Anonymous you be wahala person ooo. Very hilarious post

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  83. Too many make-ups these days. Ladies maintain your natural beauty nau ����������

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  84. I have been hearing of this war room for more than a year now, bcos of d way 9ja pple always advice married women with issues in their marriage to watch it, I lost interest in the movie, so I just saww mnetpremiere HD showing it now and I decided to give it a try

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  85. The elderly woman is something else.
    I need a job before Nysc first batch My location is Ikorodu

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  86. Please where can I get TOVA diaper in Lagos, I will appreciate your response

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  87. God bless us
    God bless the givers

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  88. Sexy daddy how are you. How is everything, hope you are coping fine. How the business now, have they started coming? Dont worry God will perfect it for you Amen

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  89. Ibk our guess for the ihn face is correct o
    Chooooi

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  90. Eka joy close your eyes, go to MAC and buy powder and foundation there.
    Cheap things, and they will be shouting up and down on SDK like they are the shit.
    That Ideato too will be shouting staff bus. At ur age, no maga don pay you buy picanto atleast. university girls are even buying cars daily, you are still jumping bus.

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  91. Just coming from SP.

    The anonymous whose dad passed away yesterday, take heart my dear. I can imagine what u re going through now... May his soul RIP, Amen.

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