Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Service Year Boulevard 52

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Tuesday, 17 January 2017

Service Year Boulevard 52

*side eyes*




Hello miss stelz ...you got an awesome platform here which is kinda unique in some special ways,with the steady giveaways and the shokis just to mention a few...am in the diaspora and probably soon would like to extend a finger to people in need back home via sdk as at all at all na I'm bad...


Diving straight into my syb as it's looking like the folder is losing weight...finished from a private uni in 09 and straight after ma final clearance na straight to airport, I press for holiday not minding where ever Nysc carry me go as for me anywhere can be an holiday destination so far you oll funds...



When call up came out tbh I was not really bothered but went to get mine and was not surprised really when I saw TR on ma thingy, I shock small cuz insyd 36 state for the Nail na north ma head carry me go..went back home to arrange for camp, had only one sexy duffle bag wit 15white tees 10shots 5sneakers...going to Taraba by bus was a no no as na two days waka so my ex got me two tikets enroute the Taraba as you had to catch one to Abuja then the next to yola before bussing down 2hrs to jalingo...


on the day got to mm2 linked up with ma guy and many men wey they deploy go them diff states,noticed everybody had their original credentials except me wey carry photocopy...as I soji myself sharply checked in ma bag and dashed to the car park to navigate the nearest bike to Yaba from mm2,if you live in eko you can imagine the distance..made it back safely did not miss the flight still..landed yola at night and as a jjc in the north noticed some very cute ladies also pondering as I was so I linked up with them we got a cab to a hotel,separate rooms though but the ladies were at their final destination while me n ma boi had to pack up and head to jaligo in the morning..


On getting to camp see crowd during registration but as a Lagos boi just stroll go the front to view the process and the kain jonzing people wey dey queue...noticed a cool dude ganged up with him na so me n my boi jump queue but still could not finish registering same day so we crash for mami ...next day we got sorted with kits and every ....


Me n the gang got different platoons so we were always in each others platoons ratting the gylas..my platoon had the most unkpor gyals like dem select all the unfine ones put for one platoon but there was still one or two wey try...me n ma Bois got noticed easily cus in mami when we eating we pay for everybody in the canteen, the food was good and cheap and even the soldiers became cool with us cus we dey show love, between us four we had more than 400k cash for the duration...


After the first week I picked interest in a particular gyal, she was cool n all and we got closer ..as we got closer my time with the Bois at mami shortened cus after dinner and a couple bottles,me and my gyal don stroll go find better secluded area go chill kiss a lil bit,touch a lil bit,suck a lil bit and every but no collecting and that became our activity every night until one night wey we dey obstacle course arena dey do our nightly session, na so one paramilitary man shine torch start dey charge us say we have been caught and would be decamped and all say make we dey march go commandant quarters ...the babe don dey cry I tell am make she brace up say nothing dey happen...we got to the commandant and after hearing from the paramilitary dude surprisingly said we could go since it was not after lights out ...think the babe fell in love with me that night cus I was unshaken....


my platoon goal keeper got seriously injured during a match and I had to step in and I think I surprised a whole lot of people with my skills cus they always just saw the ajebutter side of me,inventually scalled through to the finals and I was the man of the match cus it had to be decided by penalties and I was a force to be reckoned with so we came up tops...


Everybody was talking redeployment but I knew I was going no where so I was ppa'ed to yorro LGa which was an hr n half from the capital but a bumpy ride I must say but with steady power supply like 23hrs in 24hrs ooo...my gyal cry her eyes out that day ooo cus she got redeployment which she did not want anymore cus she met this omo eko..she waited for me for 4dais at a hotel while I went to sort ma self out at ma ppa..when I came back from ma ppa to the capital we stayed extra 2days smashing like our lives depended on it...


Settled into ma ppa as an introtech teacher which was boring but looked forward to Every Friday when I headed to jalingo to lay back chill and just live a lil bit with friends and other corpers alike that stayed at the capital,mingling was no issue for me as the reputation during camp preceded me as the spendthrift that year that I was but what they did not understand was that's the cheapest way of having fun compared to what I was used to....



At the end of the day it was a fun year for me...hope I did not bore you too much though...


*Ah no,you did not bore me but i found it really hard reading your kinda slang sha,Bros you try.
Well done oh....so where you dey now?

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

You need to go back to school.
How can a graduate be writing like this?
Gosh... so irritating.

marriedchick said...

Stella! he said he is in the abroad and no, no be Ghana, lol... #naughtyme #mybumpandi

Yvonne said...

This ur slang sef can give someone migrane...I find the narrative funny tho

HARLEXANDRA said...

Lol no be small slangs o stella, got to a point I was even tired sef haba.

Highness Gwen said...

bored

Pipi Lee said...

Such a Sexy read.

Lol @ the slangs.

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha, me and my bois..😅😅😅😅

Lateesha Pasteries Ajjah Lagos - 07032392414 said...

Hmmmmmm
Your slangs na wa. I raise 🙌 for you kai

BluntChic (Ijebu/Ibibio blood) said...

You studied shorthand in school?..

Oluchi Lambert said...

Lol, Madam Stella comedy go fit u o

Anonymous said...

mchewwwwwww rubbish. Hope you can write good english.

Anonymous said...

Headache inducing grammar!
God help us and the way we use abbreviations like our lives depends on it, your grammar made it less interesting to read.



CHEENYEACAH

Reva's cakes said...

Extremely boring your write up was giving me a headache.

Eka Joy said...

This is so boring, disjointed and so badly written, it made my head spin.

keke driver said...

Na wa for this right up o..... Did I even understand anything? Lmaoooo Yu had fun, thats' what counts.

keke driver said...

Na wa for this right up o..... Did I even understand anything? Lmaoooo Yu had fun, thats' what counts.

Anonymous said...

Exactly! Ajebutter my foot. Can't spell eventually! Smh

Anonymous said...

You are a disgrace to the school you graduated from. Your parent needs to go for a refund. Gooosh

Anonymous said...

So boring

Anonymous said...

Not worth reading

Anonymous said...

I stopped at the 2nd paragraph

TheBrownDahlia said...

You went to a private uni yet:
1. Your grammar is atrocious
2. You are seriously lacking in adequate communication skills.

I'm not insulting you. I just didn't enjoy your submission because of points 1 and 2. Try and brush up on your grammar, ok? It will take you far.

Cyddie said...

Lol... It's nice a guy wrote and you didn't bore me at all but the slangs sha dey confusing

shandy sleeks said...

You stupid judgeners should shut up.He probably wrote it that way to add more fun to it. Bitter souls. Just comment and get lost.

Dorcas A said...

Lol....
He was just talking in a rattmattazz style. You really had fun. Wish I enjoyed camp like that! Not with the little money I take send myself to camp

Anonymous said...

You guys complain too mch, jst read and keep it moving.

Great lady said...

Trying so hard to even comprehend what he wrote. Dry slangs
Stella, say the truth and shame the devil, it is very borinnngggg jhorr

Miss Ferragamo said...

I don't understand, are you male or female? Why brag so much? Mtcheew. Very annoying write-up I must confess.

Miss Ferragamo said...

😂😁😂
He studied bragado!

Miss Ferragamo said...

you just complained

Mao Akuh said...

Mr spender, where your chic come dey now? Abi she follow us for SDK too dey form mermaid?

Anonymous said...

Many of you insulting the poster haven't even see a university gate. Some of you are still struggling with JAMB. If na lie, oya post your own story. Just read and see the fun of it. You guys complain too much and most time its over irrelevancies.

Chinny Baby said...

Migraine induced grammar. Nice story though

Eminado Onimisi said...

This is an eyesore. Did your school forget to employ an English teacher? Please start a night school. Shandy sleek you are more stupid to think this migraine inducing write up should be applauded. You are obviously an airhead, get the poster's email and be friends, you deserve each other. Silly blonde!

£earn $MARTPHONE Repairing (click) said...

Terrible coming from a graduate corp member.

*Paul planted, Appollos watered BUT #God GAVE the increase! *

Sugar Coated said...

Anon 14.05 same. I got irritated I couldn't finish up the 2nd paragraph.. Bia poster, what is this? To think you're a graduate from a private University... Smh
Pls resend this your SYB in full written English language.. You just changed my mood!

charitybino said...

Wetin he write?

Anonymous said...

As in tf is gyals?

Anonymous said...

This is total crap bro....you sounded like both lady and man.Total trash

Anonymous said...

What is this???
Mtchewwww!
Let me go back and try to reach one more time...

OmoBee said...

Headache inducing narrative, too bad.

KIDJO said...

As in eh.too many bitter souls here. .they can never see the funny aspect of things.

oguike akudo said...

I enjoyed it...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....lmao

Anonymous said...

As in, I got confused o. Maybe the person is both male and female. .😂😜

Anonymous said...

nigga u sounded gay..evn do u gbenshd...nd ur written engish is poor

Nnukwu Nwanyi said...

My eyesooooo

Anonymous said...

I tried. I finished the first sentence. Any other thing, mbok, please, mbok!

Reva's cakes said...

You sure say no be you be the poster?

Ayisire Juliet said...

Lol, lmao my chest

Ayisire Juliet said...

Lol, I stopped at the ist paragraph, was beginning to develope headache. This actually the ist SYB I didn't read.

Dr Chy! said...

Inventually? Really? Smh

Dr Chy! said...

Inventually? Really? Smh

Mhiz Vee said...

Lol....I thought the writer was a guy till I got to the 4th paragraph.

Guy this ur slangs get weight o. But y the bravado? I didn't find the slangs annoying. Just the bragging. Easy bro

Sublime said...

I sure enjoyed it,only those with Higher IQ's understand this..

Anonymous said...

Lol @comments... I think the poster is a girl (lesbian)

Amacastel said...

This ur grammar Na wa oooo.

Amacastel said...

Pls go & buy Macmillan English book 1-6. Is very important u buy it cos u need it I swear

Amacastel said...

Pls buy Macmillan English book 1-6. Is very important u buy it cos u need it I swear

Toro778 said...

The slangs didn't add any fun, made it so boring n difficult to read. I actually took d poster for a babe.

Not a good write up from a university graduate.

Anonymous said...

U r right... He obviously wrote it like that to make it more interesting... and I liked it! Lol@ me n my boi

Beautiful Eagle said...

I thought the poster was a girl at first, until he spoke about the 'gyal' he met in camp. Poster sounds a bit arrogant, with bad English untop. You guys are disgracing Nigerian education.

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