I remember when we were playing football in a competition against the opposition for the cup the game ended in penalty I was the keeper and they were much crowd around 50+ people it was on Saturday so after training in the field people do wait and relax before going back, that was the reason for the crowd and it was just like a normal football so I was keeping with boxers only *no shirt, we have played 5 penalties and scored 4 goals while the opposition has played 4 and scored 3 goals so the fifth was thier last and as the keeper I know that if I am able to save the fifth one we will win the cup,so by the grace of God he played and I saved it out of joy my team mates rushed me to Jack me up some held me while some held my boxers when they trying to lift me up due to the boxer that some were holding it pulled down to the extent that one can clearly see my private region, GOD!!!! and I was f**king naked 😷 cause when that side is open na which side you won hide again to eliminate the shame, God!! I was like ground open make I enter in front of 50+ people I wan die I shouted at them to bring me down so I can drag my boxers to it position but by then everyone has seen it and all eyes were on me young ,old ,guys ,girls,women and men chaiii.I was the most embarrassed human being that day, I never celebrated with them again I just dragged ma boxers up couldn't bear the shame and zoomed off, most of them were calling me will I was going I turned deaf ears as I zoomed off i don't want to remember it again it makes me feel bad but we thank God it the past sha#original
Let the lies begin...Ayam ready to laugh tho
Lmao @ the wig ish ... it made me remember something similar Yesterday's rules Still applies for today's gistFor those that want to get an id --visit gmail.com then create a gmail account (requires phone number).--After the gmail has been created successfully; then Visit blogger.comAnd log in with the gmail address which you created earlier on(with the password too) then it automatically logs you into your blogger account...Once you are logged in successfully you can then clickon the "New blog" tab to create Your own blog account by filling in the necessary info required THen Your blog I.d has been created successfully... courtesy martins aboy and you can use it to post some nice gist for us Hope this helps
Lolzzz, u shared in her embarrasment abi
😂😂😂😂@ Stella. You left there ... you thought the cold there was also going to take yours off !!! 😝
I was embarassed today when an user in my church whispered in my ear that am heavily stained with my monthly circle,and i was sitting at the front, how I managed to get out from the church its still a misery. Am not sure am going to attend that church for now.
I wore a jumpsuit to work on Wednesday, with a short jacket. Only for me to be informed by a guy at the office that my jumpsuit tore are the "Bumbum" area. That line where materials are joined. I was so embarrassed, it was just 09:30am. That God for the White linen underneath. Till I got home that day, people at different times kept reminding me of my torn Jumpsuit at my "bumbum" area.NB: I have a massive butt that can pass for a size 44-45 via Tape measurement
I think pipe lee's story was very funny and original. She should win.
Hmmm jst remembered my secondary school days, in my SS3 wen our result is out and a friend of mine name Kenneth asked me to come see mine but because am with my uncle who is sponsoring my education I asked Kenneth to pls text me mine. If I fail in 1 subject he should text me Good morning, but if I fail 2 he should text Good Morning to u and ur uncle. My friend Kenneth replied and said he will do dat, what really are friends for? Later on, d message came. "Good morning to you , your uncle, your family, your neighbors and your entire village" immediately I remembered what our family pastor told my uncle that Failure is looming around me. But I thought he delivered me.#original o
SDK Welldone oIt's official!!! I have been banned from "pressing phone" in the "other room"I am to do all my pressing in d sitting room,bath/toilet Even kitchen. But,I must not bring it into the "other room" starting from ystrd 21/1/2017.SDK u r d causer .....lol
Happened in church one time. There was this fine babe, very fine, dressing, body, face 10 over 10. Shakara nko hiaann she get am. The road leading to the main church building is Like a slope so when walking up or going down, one needs to be careful. Most ladies on hills use their friends for support either male or female, you'll now be wondering why wear the Hills if you can't walk comfortably. See wahala o.. Na so aunty wear one fine gown, fitted, see shape na, fresh babe, fine hills, in fact killer hills.. I don't know if support system no come her way that day na so her Hill come break, she come fall, Chai gown come tear Para.. Shuu Chai see shame na, Thank God she wear undies oo.. Hiaa I no go know wetin for happen that day, see people na sis sorry one guy get mind talk say fine lady sorry, like making it obvious. Sha she had a bruise. Since that day, she comes with slippers, when she is about entering church she changes to hills, after church, slippers to the rescue, she no wan take chances again. Lol. This is my gist. # original
Went to a birthday party yesterday. While the kids were playing a game where the mc would ask them to go and get stuffs from their parents like shoe belt and phone. The mc then said first three People to go and bring their mothers wig. See women holding their hair me too join them hold my hair. That was how the game ended with no winner o! in my heart I thank God my son is not old enough to play the game cos bros would have embarrassed me cos I only wear wigs. Blessed Sunday.
I remembered when I was in Ss2 ,i went on a vacation to visit my grown up cousins in lag, so one day me n my cousin were hanging out with her friends, they are all in higher institutions, and were all gisting about their school, and urs sincerely don't want to fall her hand, I told them that I'm also studying at University of ibadan, one of them just ask me suddenly which level am I, and me without thinking says I'm in ND2, instead of 200l, and they were all looking at me somehow, in my mind I was thinking maybe my level is too low I should have said ND3 or4, it was when we were going home that my cousin now explained to me (chai I felt so bad
#Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others*
So I went to choir practice one evening, felt pressed buh didn't wanna do it in a public place, so I hurried home, I was walking and running. Goose bump all over me, d hairs on ma body standing. 3mins after I left the church I popped on myself. Damn! It was hot, couldn't hold it. Thank God I had skinny jeans on. I kept walking fast. Couldn't run again cos I was heavy down there. Some mins later, more pop. Wow, I started giving people I met on the road space so they won't notice. Took a dark road, I was practically wet now and dripping. Suddenly Light came on at a house in front of me and people were troping out all around and ds guy that got close went like Chimeeeeee, madam are u ok? Me: mtcheeeew, mind ur bizness o. When I got home, I didn't even say hi to anyone. Spent 1hr in the bathroom. Or is it when I fell down at the banking hall while climbing steps with ma heels and I was feeling like u know what. Lol. Guys were all checking me out when I stepped in, I blanked them. When I fell I carried the window blinds down along with me. Smh. These are personal experiences o.
I remember when i was much younger, i had this boyfriend that lived close to my house. One afternoon i snuck out to go and see him.I went with my little sister. I had this other neighbour, a guy that i never liked of course he didn't like me either. While I was in my boyfriend's house my parents were looking for me. The stupid boy told my dad where I was. I heard a knock on the door my boyfriend opened, behold it was my dad. I was shocked and same time embarrassed. Its not like we were "doing anything" but it just felt odd. He took my sister and i followed behind. In my mind i was like i don die today. When we got home he told my mum trust her now, she insulted me and called me all sorts of names. Very embarrassing.
This happened during my NYSC in the North. It was in Nassarawa some years ago. Villages close to my PPA were being raided from time to time by Fulani herdsmen, my lodge was was being secured by soldiers and so we were somehow safe. Now there were some of my lodge mates who were dating each other, I on the other hand did not date anyone there as I had a Fiancee, also I detest dating my neighbour. I was turning all my toasters down including the soldiers guarding our lodge and this did not go down well with some of them. I was always boasting that no one in the whole State had seen my nakedness before(sister Mary) lols.One Sunday morning, I was in the bathroom taking my bath to prepare for church when I heard a commotion outside, they were shouting "run run, they are coming here, the soldiers cannot overpower them o". I quickly ran out with my towel tied to my chest. Come and see people running with only boxers, nightwears, etc. I too was running with my towel tied to my chest when someone pulled it from the back and whoa, I was naked in my full glory, I quickly bend down and folded myself like crayfish. I scanned the ground around me, the idiot had flinged the towel away, I just bent like crayfish in the middle of the compound, some people had already fed their eyes. Later, a good Samaritan removed his shirt and gave me for covering. The alarm was later found out to be false and we all returned to our lodge. Shame did not allow me to look anyone in the face since that day till I left. They were always taunting me and calling me "groundnut breasts". This is because my breasts are very small. Original.
Hahahahaha I'm the one that corrected you. You're welcome :)
Enter your comment... Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrottrained in the USA and asksthe sales person;"What's so special about this parrot ?"Sales person says:"This parrot is a genius and can answer anyquestion"Ekaitte asks the parrot;"How do I look?"The parrot replies;"You look like a fuckin slut?"Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the salesperson that its a very rudeparrot and she cannot buy it despite itwas trained in the USA.The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2mins...The sales person takes the parrot to the backof the store andshoves the parrot into a bucket of waterand when he pulls theparrot out he says;"if you disrespect the lady out there againi'll soak you back in water" and takes theparrot back to the store.Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte andsays she can ask theparrot another question.Ekaitte: "If I come home with one manwhat would you think?" Parrot: "He's yourhusband"Ekaitte: "Two men?"Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"Ekaitte: "Three men?"Parrot: "Your husband, his brother andyour brother" Ekaitte: "Four men?"At this time the Parrot turns to the Salesperson and says:"Bring back the bleeping bucket of waterI already told you she's aslut!!!". *copied*
Went for all weekend groove with my guy n my younger sister who in ANSU, igbariam, she came for a weekend and she is 25,my people BTW she was in her own room, we never planned going to church this morning, we never knew she had plans to... Na so we say make we straff early morning, like 3 minutes into the show, my younger sister walked into my room and while my guy was on top my matter. Dat she came to collect weave on brush as she's going 4 6am mass...
Good luck to the winners
CopiedOn Troublesome Neighbours.I was 8 months preggy when we moved to a new apartment.Little did I know that my neighbour is TROUBLE PERSONIFIED.(Like all these London Iya insurance who sit on the window and watch ALLLLL happenings in the neighbourhood)Night 1 - Around 11pm , BEING A LIGHT SLEEPER, right behind my bedroom window, I started hearing Hammer and nail RAGGAE. First feeling was fear .... My enemies followed me to this new house , AfricaMagic Wickedness came strongly to mind.My heart beat a thousand times in a millisecond. It went on for almost 45 minutes. I was so tormented, disturbed and couldn't sleep much that night. I prayed all sorts of prayers especially FORGIVENESS OF SINS and plenty promises not to look for trouble again. Honestly I was so terrified.Night 2 - Same time Same Action. But the fear was reduced and curiosity had set in. Fear will not make me pull the curtain and peep from my window ..... make the evil spirit no enter my stomach ... Issshhhhhhhhhhh. Night 3 - Same time Same action. Meaning 3 nights of NO SLEEP for an heavily pregnant woman.Night 4 - Anger and irritation had completely taken over. I said if this demon will make me run mad, I must know Wetin e be sef.Be it Kukute or Shigidi or Egbere or Ofiliganga ..... anyone sef - I am ready for battle. So I went to my Window and peeped and SAW THE THING !!!!Night 5 ..... Same time. I woke up and started Strategizing on how to face THE THING.Day 6 - I caught a Revelation. Night 6 - 10.45pm , I got my WHITE WRAPPER and tied it on my bare body. I got my Red Scarf and tied it on my head. Got my White Powder Mixture and dotted my face and arms and legs.Got my small mortal and pestle that Ibos use to pound stuffs for cooking. Hubby was begging me coz of my being heavily preggy but I wouldn't listen.11pm ... Hammer and Nail started Romancing again.I carried my small wooden pot and made for the door. I tiptoed from my kitchen door straight to the location of the sound and Screamed"EYIN AIYE OOOOO - ERAN YIN REEEEE OOOOOOO"(Meaning Deities - this is your meat ooooooo)HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHammer went East ...Nail went West ...The wood She was knacking went South ...The Knackee herself went North...I heard several fallings and standing ups noises. Copied
Will read comments....making Chapman now...wana give my family a treat.
That has happen to me too, na on top bike breeze blew my wig away, I sha manage come down go pick and wear am back, it was our end of year parry in church, so during d drama presentation, I just bend down dey laff, na so my wig just dey do e own dey go, chaiiiiiiiiii, I was like make ground open make. I jump enter.
My most embarrassing moments was when I did presentation in class,after presenting I started crying cos I always have stage fright so my classmates started calling cry baby.lolI was really embarrassed..
Must all embarrassing moments be hilarious? Mine wasn't. Ok back in uni I had a friend who was dating this dude. I had recently broken up from my boyfriend and was nursing my bruised heart. I was on my own when this boyfriend's friend came to start asking me out. At the said time I and the girl were no longer tight due to distance issues.I started falling for this guy small small. Then d day I decided to give him the cookie, I went to his house. Had a fun night and was just chilling in d morning. Why did I not get up and go home, I dunno. Next thing. Babe barged in and attacked me with her high heeled shoes. She was just coming home from runs. She flung my pant and bra at me. I hurriedly wore dudes shirt as he desperately tried to separate us. I wore my jeans and fled. I was in shock. Found out they never broke up. I learned girl code by force, never date ur friends ex or bf. I also became wary of meeting or developing friendships with my friends boos till date. It took me almost a year to get over the embarrassmen as the girl made sure she told everyone we knew including my ex. I still get goosebumps remembering how sad I felt. I am like what was I thinking back then? Eventually got to find out that my friend didnt meet us by chance. D douchebag guy called her to come see me seducing him. Stay away judginas. God has forgiven me and I have peace now.#original
Small like agbalumo ???Lmaoooo...This is hilarious
I usually go for morning mass, so on Friday, I went for mass with my bulletin, so when w sat for the reading I picked the bulletin next to me and the man sitting next to me said, it his own, I said it's mine, he said he is sure it's his. So I said no wahala, I didn't wanna cause any noise. I finally found out I was sitting on top of my bulletin, the way the man just looked at me, like 'you see your life'. I just maintained.
A guest pastor called for an alter call after preaching, he started laying his hands on every ones forehead and was shouting "OUT IN JESUS NAME". And some of the members fell down, when he got to the turn of one Yellow fine babe, he refuses to let go, I think he want to babe to fall down by all means but the girls was not moved , he kept shouting and the girl started moving backwards only for her to get to the front row and quietly sat down with the pastors hand still on her head and shouting. "out in Jesus name. My friend just gave me a side eye n we laughed so loud and the everybody beside us was just looking at us. Original
Go and meet that sister to teach you how to spell. It's 'heels' not hills.Thank me later
Blood of Zachariah 😱 are you for real
Ikwakwakwakwa tot he delivered you abi.no go and read
Fake gist. It's old and stale
Okay lemme go and get one oshe
Where do you work ,that you would wear a jumpsuit on a Wednesday ?
Lols @groungnut breasts.I can imagine the shame.
I was imagining things as I was reading your story.
OMG that story killed it!Pipi why have you been hoarding that story...😂😂😂😂😂😂There were 2 or 3 stories there that were extremely hilarious too.
I have read this story somewhere.LMAO!! Means the person failed all the subjects😂😥😥😂
I dry vex with that particular entertainer. The way the kids rush to get their parents to win them prices is something else.
My own is how the stomach growls at odd times. You know how d stomach always embarrass someone. It always waits until everywhere is calm or any moment of stillness to let its rumbling roar be heard at an opportune time.
Hi Dewie,Good to have you back😍😍😍How was your exams?
the most embarrassing moment of my life was the day I represented my class in a debate and I started shaking like say cold dey to the extend that one of the judge said why on earth are you shaking like this I felt so embarrassed but am bold and better now
😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO@ i should have said ND3 or 4Bwahhahahashahahshsjsdherhhrbf fkdiehdvdv
I can't be serious!!!
Hehehehe@WOW.. I imagined you saying 'wow' after the poop rushed out.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️@ Carried the window blind.😂😂😂😂😂thats the height!
everyday has turned most embarrassing day for some people on this blog... the struggle is real joor... no thanks to FG and MMM... #runsintohidding
Copied from FIN.Well-done o.Una no fit obey simple rules.
Bad belle neighbour.😂😂😂😂Frankly speaking.. with the kind of Dad i had,if i snuck off to a neighbour's house to go gist or something.. every knock is a suspect.I dont mind hiding inside their big pot or climbing through their back door,even if its 10 storey building.
the most embarrassing moment of my life was when I was caught stealing meat in momma pot..... chaiii I nealy die that day but was very young then tho
It's "Heels". Can't laugh at this story cus a similar thing has happened to me before. Still hurts
Hhahahaha@ Chimeee madam are you ok.Call of nature is something else.
This happened some years ago. I visited London from Nigeria. It was summer and very hot. I took a bus and sat at the lower cabin by the window,was munching biscuits as I journeyed on watching cars pass by. It became very very hot and I decided to open the window. I didn't know I was opening the emergency exit. Immediately I opened it the alarm went off. I noticed people on the other lane in cars were staring at me and even every one on the bus started looking in my direction ,the alarm was still on and I'm wondering why is everyone staring at me? I continued munching my biscuits. At this time the driver pulls over the bus , walks up to me and asks 'how old are you?'. I was so embarrassed then he starts locking up the emergency exit that's when I realised what I had done. Everyone was staring at me. I felt like a fool. Then the driver went back and we continued the journey. That's how I refused to come down even after I got to my stop. I was so ashamed. I had to wait till I got to the last stop and I quickly ran off . I couldn't tell anyone at home what happened. The question kept ringing in my head. I almost cried at 37.
Lols...d girls were so nice not to hv laffed so bad at you...
Huhhh...dis is so hillariousReally felt for you...can't imagine
Usher. Cycle. Mystery.
Rofl....dis got me laffingU suppose throw dat wig awayCan't imagine I was dere, won't stop laffing d whole day
How?Didn't you pad yourself? Pele
Dis happenned to me wen Iwas in secondary school nd Iwen to boarding school...Ijust woke up da afternoon nd went outside to urinate where we wash cloths nd Ididnt remember to check around not knowing dat guys where sitting far opposite to d place...nd my friend spoilt it all by shouting my name...I was so embarrased nd u won't bliv dose guys came to my sit in class during night prep...felt I suld b swallowed dat moment...
Hilarious.... laughed so hard I almost fell off my bed! That failure must have been epic. I love your friend Keneth already.
44-45??? Is it the same tape I'm familiar with? Babe you carry oo!! Ah ha
Original ko, this thing that we've read since the days of Akpors
My toddler saw me wearing my pad and kept saying mom your wearing diaper. I kept saying no it's not diaper, it's pad. As soon as we went to join other visitors,one was her favorite aunt,she said it loud "mommy wearing diaper" when every1 turned to look at me as mama wey dey wear diaper I just had to start explaning and every1 knew I just went to change pad!!!! Life of a mom😂😂😂😂
Hi beloved..what address is expected to be inputted while creating an ID
Yeah thanks rocky just saw this now.. Auto correct at its peak. When you type hills so much that even if you type heels it corrects to Hills.. Thanks rocky
Hills ko- mountains Ni
Monthly circle ko- monthly triangle ni
My embarrassing moment happened when I was in Jss 2 at Eva Adelaja GIRLS GBagada, my position in class was 18, so because I used to take the first or second position in primary school, I changed the 1 in 18 to drawing Chai see alterations (lolll) When I got home with my altered report, I showed my dad the card.He asked about the drawing, I said because I was 8th in class I was sad, so I drew my picture. He shaked his head and said ok.I was happy that it was the last day of the term, so there was no way he could check out my lie(s)I forgot all about during all my holiday igbaduns.On the first day of the term, after our 3rd period, my name was called that I should report at the principal office, I went with no idea of what awaits there.I got to the office, I met my father with my report card, that day my heart dropped on the floor. That was the original Moku, Mogbe, Modaran for me o..Serious beating and disgrace hen hen. The principal even shamed me sef on the assembly..That has been the most embarrassing for me so far....and I learnt a big lesson.
Lol I pity you that dayooo LMFAO
Are you serious Chai and they saw ur D**k LOL
Pipilee is a big girl, she does not need the prize.
Haba aunty dewdrop the CEO. Dont tell me you also need the prize.
That disturbing neighbour story is from FIN.People to adhere to simple rules. Don't share from FIN. Shediot.U sha want to win money by force by fire.
Hahahahah Very embarrassing.
I think highest height gist did it for me yesterday, I had a good laugh reading it, gisted hubby about and he laughed too, because we were also in d same shoes sometimes ago, but I don't know if she is a regular BV
I attended a wedding some yrs back. Usher led me to d front seat and the white chair broke immediately I sat on it. Out of embarrassment I walked out of the church with my 3yrs old boy telling me "mummy I told you". I ignored it till I got out of the church where there was a bit of crowd who didn't know what had happened inside so I turned and asked him what was it he had told me. Guess what he said."mummy you are too fat". Infact the embarrassment was doubled, everyone bursted into laughter.
FIN things. Make dem catch u
Anony...I bind you!!!Sabo...kikikiki, thanks dearIphie...lmao...rarely share personal stories na, just had to co it still haunts me.
Lmaooo. I can imagine the shame
Iphie dearie. It wasn't funny then at all.. I was practically at the foot of the steps with d blinds scattered around me. And the pop, felt like I could exchange me for another person. I was stinking. The kids were like, mum, did u buy something that's spoilt?
just read it this morning. It was so funny but it was too late to vote.
Ayam dead. Lol @I was heavy down there.
Iphie d badass!!!Mine is my mum, she will start embarrassing you from wherever.
I wear wigs most of the time, have them in all styles I like but this has never happened to me, una no dey fix am well?
I had no money to buy sanitary pad at that time, the tissue paper I used fell off. Thanks goodness it was in my compound and I picked up immediately hmmmmmmmm. Thank God no one was around at that moment.
My own was wen.I was making love with my ex boyfriend.I was farting so loud.and screaming. another guys name..cheii.he just ended the relationship.
I vote for you Biko. This really cracked me up..
Chai......I won't forget this day, I was really pressed,so I went 2 GTB to use their rest room, but they have just 1 for both male n female,so I entered n pulled up my skirt,I forgot 2 lock the door, a man just entered, n shouted sorry, I was so embarrassed, I stayed in there for extra 10mins so that I went see the man on my way out
This happened years ago, then I was still in secondary school. I remember this my sabinus uncle I was living with then. He would always brag about how he used to come top in his class all the time. So one day as I was cleaning the house,I came across his results from when he said still in this same secondary school o. I couldn't believe my eyes, I wiped my eyes like twice to be sure I didn't have eye problem. He just managed to have 2 epileptic c's,the rest were Ds and Fs. I jejely carried the results and kept in a very secure place and waited for the day he would exercise his bragging rights as usual. Apparently that day wasn't far fetched. He started ranting and ranting and as he entered his room to pick something, I immediately brought out his results, dusted it very well and placed it in the center table where he would see it, I even carried his glasses and kept on top of the results for emphasis. When he came out, he picked the results,wore his glasses and started reading the results. The look on his face was like. " I Don die" this children Don catch me today oooo. Immediately he started shouting for coverup,calling everyone in the house to come out o,we all assembled humbly before him. He was like whose results are these? I say who found this result? That's how we started passing the results to everyone in the house like communion. Truth is we all knew it was his results but nobody wan gree say na him get am. I was exempted cos I was the smallest of all but my older ones saw shege. Since that day whether you pass or you fail, it's not my uncle's business again, he will just say " shebi if I talk now you people will go and bring out my results as if we are mates" . I laughed that day eh. Sometimes I just remember it and still laugh till today. Original tory.
I see u sis @annoynymous 16:01
Your office address is fine.
I'll send my story next week😄😄
Yeah, I vote pipi Lee too. Read the post very late. Gosh, I laughed ehn. She deserves the prize
Lol.....eya. Sorry o
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. I just imagined u falling and dragging the window blind with u.
I can never forget that day in my boyfriend's office now hubby, the day micheal jackson death news broke that he died of Cardiac arrest, hmmm... Na so I said ha does people wey arrest am dey in trouble o! See silent for office shou! Only one yeye yurouba guy bust for laugh, I mumu follow dey laugh boyfriend won die in shame. Now each time I remember that day lol loud and start to shame again. Cha!!!, orthe time my pants trouser was torn @ the back I no no think say guys dey admire me only for me to get home see myself, cha! Life
Lol.... The dads were even removing belts lol.... @ehiMy darling sister @iphie Dearie. Exams went well. Results were released and taken back. But from what I saw I tried can't wait to graduate this year😊. Kisses to my babies. @anon nobody will say no to a prize thou but I didn't share cause of the price. It wasn't realy a joke thou. Shared it cos Stella mentioned wig.
Your boxers gist got me laughing out so loud 🔊
I was at a gathering 2 years ago, i was thinking i was the most gorgeous of the ladies there because all eyes were on me, i was busy moving from one table to the other chatting with friends enjoying myself when suddenly a lady walked up to me and embraced me,in my mind i said who is this one, she whispered to me that the price tag of my blouse is outside for "all to see" Jesus christ!! i touched my back and felt the price tag which is 25frs, Mogbe!! i could remembered a lady told me earlier she love my blouse and i lied to her i bought it in paris for 140 euros. My oh my!!! i disappeared fast from the party and told my husband when i get home. He was so upset
kwaKwakwa. Groundnut breasts. My own na apple breast.
OMG 😱 Ogini na Eme Ihe
Lol, so funny mehn
As i was reading your story I was shouting God forbid not my portion
Lol guy u don win
Sarcasm doesn't become you.Try another.
Mr goalkeeper 😂😂😂😂
Hahahhahahah @ how old are you?
This happened when I was in final year (2011), University of Uyo. I will never forget. It's really long, but happy reading. So, one afternoon after lectures I was hungry, couldn't deal. I contacted one of my aunts who had a restaurant there in school, she asked me to go and eat whatever I wanted (she wasn't around). With unhuman speed, I landed at the restaurant. The only foods left were melon and okro. I ordered for a mixture of them both (the famous melon-draw). Brothers and sisters, that was the worst mistake I made in all my years in school. I had barely walked for 20 metres after consuming this sweet poison, that my stomach began rumbling. Well, I was going to church, so no wahala (or so I thought), let me just manage myself till I got to church. As I approached one of the school toilets, my tommy rumbled again. I guess that was a second chance from God but I ignored it, still intent on downloading in church. I passed school toilet. Just as I was leaving the school gate, I felt a wild rush from my belly down my anus gate VUAAA!!! CHEI. Judgement day had come for me. I stood still, contracted my anus to avoid splashing out. I must have stood there for 5 minutes planning my next move. I recalled one of our auditoriums (Ugochukwu hall), about 150 metres from where I was had toilets, so carefully and still contracting my anus, I rushed down there. On getting there, the toilets had been locked for the day. Without thinking it through, I rushed to the school hospital not too far from the auditorium. Without asking, or reading any signs, I located the nearest ward and dashed into its toilet. Mehn, that was the best poo ever, so much relief and peace. It was towards the end of the pooing I noticed there was no tissue paper in the toilet, no water, nothing at all, I wasn't even with any book. Kai. See Gobe! I waited for like 10 minutes after pooing, still nothing to clean with, so I tiptoed out of the toilet, with the hope of seeing a piece of paper around. As I was peeping around, a very young pretty female nurse notice my head sticking out and raised her voice. Aaaah! When I saw this nurse, the shame of the whole school came on me. She called on another nurse, 'come and see this guy in FEMALE WARD toilet o'. HAAAAA!!! How did I not see that I was entering female ward. Chei. With the lightest voice I've ever had since adulthood, I pleaded for her not to raise further alarm and please give me tissue. My brothers and sisters, na so I take collect tissue with shame, cleaned up, and walked straight out of there without looking anybody in the face. Since that day, I and melon-draw soup don't see eye to eye. In fact, you can't even be my friend if you like melon-draw. Na my story be that o.
Lol.Osnac? Itibolibo 😂😂😂😂😂
Jummy Leo's gist. I go refer her here
If i hear that pipilee does not need the money. Pipilee that was all over the place begging for santa last December. These girls have no shishi to their names, they only come online to brag.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa abasi mi di oooooo. Da mme kpa imam. Sai...
Lol many years ago,one of my huge crush I met then asked me to come visit him at home,when I got there he tried to kiss me and stopped looking disgusted, then asked me what kind of soup I ate before coming to his house,I had one correct ogbonno soup my mum made with ogiri for lunch. Choi I thot I was going to die of shame! My first attempt to kiss that failed,d next day I gave d guy 'shance' Abeg I can't shout.make I chop my mama soup without judgement lol.fast forward to lots of years later,was having a swell time with my ex bf,he went down on me and was eating like his life depends on it and one strong Fart left my bum,OMG,d smell no be here,d guy tried to continue so as not to embarrass me but d smell wan wound am. Na im d guy say, babe Abeg next time ,give me notice before u release this kind of thing.see shame
Oh my! Am sorry,they are both cheap Pple
FIN d demonic secret group with ur Lola queen of the coast.
Oh lawd!!!!! I ROTF while reading, literally
very demonic that they dont even like the truth. they encourage all sort of evil.
Dis guy is funny
Did it work?
You sound like one who was deleted. Don't be pained. It's just an entertaining, enlightening forum. Lick some sugar.
Gbam! Later some women will come to defend them saying they don't judge bla bla bla! I was shocked at some stories I read on that group mehn, and that's saying something as I don't shock easily!
Yay! I got my ID! Show some love pple! Thanks@ beloved
The driver was rude and mean...you shld hv answered back...mk im come enter keke for hia nw weda im go survive am...animal
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