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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Sunday Laughs

 
Its here to enable you have a laughter filled Sunday!












































































































*WHO WAN DIE?*

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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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*Me:* Here they are.
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*Police:* They are incomplete.
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*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
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*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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*Me:* I go burial
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*Police:* Who die?
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*Me:* Na one Policeman
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*Police:* Wetin kill am?
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*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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*Police:* Na your friend?
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*Me:* No
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*Police :* Your relation?
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*Me:* No
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*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
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*Me:* Thank you same to you.
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*Don't laugh alone*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚






















47 comments:

  1. Me that didn't see dragon,did i dieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Stella comot the pix o
    Na tmrw face of ihn be that

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    1. That YCEE shade was brutal

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    2. Nice one.
      What's the girl with the nice fringe doing there?

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    3. So just moi moi and garri with kulikuli costs that much? Issokay, everything na packaging sha

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  2. Ikwakwakwakwakwa chai! Laugh wants to faint me on Spontaneous Post! Kai! Sandy Neky walahi try and have a tough skin, the more u reply them the stronger they get, try and see all thier comments as humor and u will be fine!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. I can't see the Sunday laffs I sent. Is there a special criteria for sending in funny memes. I yam not understanding. Make I just negodu.

      Have a lovely week ahead.

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    2. LOL! Kevin, you think I send them b4! Na yeye de worry all of them. Mumu united!!!

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  3. Mhen am laughing so hard.....thanks Stella.
    Excel

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  4. Haaaaa I love all these





    *Larry was here*

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  5. Oh the first joke is damn funny... "OK close the pharmacy"

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    1. Lmao... The mother get mouth

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    2. Lol... That dragon joke sha ooo

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    3. I had to come comment after the first joke.
      Just close the pharmacy
      Lmao

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    1. Is this not cash flow that initially use to give 100% interest in 3 days? It crashed last week. Now interest is reduced and cashout time is 18 hours. Pls be careful anyone who wants to do this. I don't trust this people one bit.

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  7. Lmao ibk how do you know it is tomorrow's face of ihn
    Me I was thinking the same thing o

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  8. But seriously Ycee has bad mouth

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    1. Ycee or the savage that replied him.

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    2. Na Ycee dem yab o! Say his dreadlocks be like pineapple crown...and he thinks like a plant...nigerians tho...lmao!

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  9. Kelvin do you know how to iron cloth

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    1. They don't call me pyesser for nothing

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@yoruba demon

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  11. Lols, Stella don kill with laugh o.

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  12. Waoh, u didn't waist mai thyme. Loves all .

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  13. Lol....is that lady's selfie part of Sunday laughs?

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    1. She photoshopped a wig into d pic. Lol

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  14. Hahahahaha. Stella wetin that pics dey find for dia

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  15. Hilarious.
    Worshippers shoe na die,can't stop laughing.True talk..

    Even this morning, I entered the bathroom to bedroom naked and everyone in the house keep warming me..
    So me.

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  16. Very funny
    I need a job before Nysc first batch My location is Ikorodu

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  17. Lmaoo police police, dey r our friends ooo pray dey stick to not collecting bribe lol

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  18. #It’s better to know and be disappointed, than to never know and always wonder*

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  19. Nice one ..lol
    God bless Nigeria

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  20. HEHEHE LAUGH WELLA POLICE NA UR FRIEND

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  21. Ladies can pretend 4 Africa a guy naked u wit ur ful intention nd ure stil asking wst he wsnts 2do... lmao

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  22. they are all funny, don't even know which one made me laugh the most, whether na the one wey groom ask for number at his wedding or the one who wanted to tell his ex that her dad was wearing his POLO, they all got me laughing. nice one

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  23. They weren't that funny and some of them were posted multiple times. I'm not sure where everyone is getting the hilarity in it all. It's like some posters are just kissing ass. There have been better Laughs than this. Stop the brown-nosing pls. Smh

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