Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Sunday Laughs

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Sunday, 22 January 2017

Sunday Laughs

 
Its here to enable you have a laughter filled Sunday!












































































































*WHO WAN DIE?*

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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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*Me:* Here they are.
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*Police:* They are incomplete.
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*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
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*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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*Me:* I go burial
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*Police:* Who die?
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*Me:* Na one Policeman
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*Police:* Wetin kill am?
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*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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*Police:* Na your friend?
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*Me:* No
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*Police :* Your relation?
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*Me:* No
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*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
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*Me:* Thank you same to you.
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*Don't laugh alone*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚






















47 comments:

Ibukunoluwa said...

Me that didn't see dragon,did i dieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Stella comot the pix o
Na tmrw face of ihn be that

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Ikwakwakwakwakwa chai! Laugh wants to faint me on Spontaneous Post! Kai! Sandy Neky walahi try and have a tough skin, the more u reply them the stronger they get, try and see all thier comments as humor and u will be fine!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Nneyo said...

Wow!!!

Anonymous said...

Mhen am laughing so hard.....thanks Stella.
Excel

STARRY LARRY said...

Haaaaa I love all these





*Larry was here*

koko insurance said...

Oh the first joke is damn funny... "OK close the pharmacy"

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Lol. Nice one

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Beloved said...

Lmao ibk how do you know it is tomorrow's face of ihn
Me I was thinking the same thing o

Beloved said...

But seriously Ycee has bad mouth

Anonymous said...

Kelvin do you know how to iron cloth

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@yoruba demon

Anonymous said...

Nice!

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols, Stella don kill with laugh o.

Ammy Bee said...

Waoh, u didn't waist mai thyme. Loves all .

Monzee said...

Very hilarious

queen hadassah said...

Lol....is that lady's selfie part of Sunday laughs?

Cherry Topaz said...

Hahahahaha. Stella wetin that pics dey find for dia

Omalichac said...

Intresting.

IJAY said...

😁

Anonymous said...

That YCEE shade was brutal

Makason said...

Hilarious.
Worshippers shoe na die,can't stop laughing.True talk..

Even this morning, I entered the bathroom to bedroom naked and everyone in the house keep warming me..
So me.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lmao
Na im jorπŸ˜‚

Victoria Omosuyi said...

I can't see the Sunday laffs I sent. Is there a special criteria for sending in funny memes. I yam not understanding. Make I just negodu.

Have a lovely week ahead.

mama tee said...

Is this not cash flow that initially use to give 100% interest in 3 days? It crashed last week. Now interest is reduced and cashout time is 18 hours. Pls be careful anyone who wants to do this. I don't trust this people one bit.

Intelligentsia princess said...

Very funny..
That Yoruba demon got me.

charitybino said...

Very funny
I need a job before Nysc first batch My location is Ikorodu

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Hilarious....

HARLEXANDRA said...

Lmaoo police police, dey r our friends ooo pray dey stick to not collecting bribe lol

SANDY NEKY said...

LOL! Kevin, you think I send them b4! Na yeye de worry all of them. Mumu united!!!

Wild Rose said...

Lmao... The mother get mouth

Laeffizy said...

Nice one.
What's the girl with the nice fringe doing there?

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

They don't call me pyesser for nothing

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Fab Mum said...

Ycee or the savage that replied him.

Anonymous said...

Na Ycee dem yab o! Say his dreadlocks be like pineapple crown...and he thinks like a plant...nigerians tho...lmao!

St.FranKooL.... said...

#It’s better to know and be disappointed, than to never know and always wonder*

Dayo Deeone said...

Nice one ..lol
God bless Nigeria

Anonymous said...

So just moi moi and garri with kulikuli costs that much? Issokay, everything na packaging sha

Yomslaw said...

Surprised 2

Anonymous said...

HEHEHE LAUGH WELLA POLICE NA UR FRIEND

Anonymous said...

Lol... That dragon joke sha ooo

♥Ozone baby♥ Ozone Cakes, Onitsha/Owerri. 08147224581 said...

I loved it all, especially that police bribe joke.

olammi pheiffer said...

Ladies can pretend 4 Africa a guy naked u wit ur ful intention nd ure stil asking wst he wsnts 2do... lmao

ΓΕŸΔƒΓ₯çßįļľ ΔœΔΕ£Ρ‘Ε‘ ǍйЇ said...

I had to come comment after the first joke.
Just close the pharmacy
Lmao

mary nwa mama said...

they are all funny, don't even know which one made me laugh the most, whether na the one wey groom ask for number at his wedding or the one who wanted to tell his ex that her dad was wearing his POLO, they all got me laughing. nice one

Anonymous said...

They weren't that funny and some of them were posted multiple times. I'm not sure where everyone is getting the hilarity in it all. It's like some posters are just kissing ass. There have been better Laughs than this. Stop the brown-nosing pls. Smh

Ayisire Juliet said...

She photoshopped a wig into d pic. Lol

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