Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: The Role Of A Girlfriend In A Dwindling Economy

Advertisement

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

The Role Of A Girlfriend In A Dwindling Economy

The country as we all know is in a dire state and it is stale news that we are in an Economic Recession. 






Ever since the government of the day came into power nobody has been their normal self, every area of the economy has been tightened. What seemed like a running tap low on reserved water is now permanently shut. Now that we have established that fact, dear girlfriends we need HELP!


There are certain roles you could play in the life of your b
oyfriend now, that he would eternally appreciate. First let me address tomorrow’s issue (since it is the most pressing) feb 14th a.k.a. Valentine’s Day. I don’t even want to go into details on how we have abused this particular date, however, at the last Boyfriends Association meeting; we came to a consensus that since we are not descendants of Oga St. Valentine, there would be no need to commemorate the day ma.

 Just go about your day in normalcy; in fact stay clear of anything that has to do with red. The point is we have not recovered from the December expenses; personally I have not recovered from December 2015 spending. If you are a Valentine’s Day aficionado or a helpless romantic, just think about all the other days we’ve made frantic efforts to sweep you off your feet.


Now to the matter at hand, wouldn’t you rather be with a dude who makes every day special for you, than be with one who only takes out February 14th to show you that you’re worth anything to him? In earnest preparation for tomorrow, kindly do well to adhere to these under-listed precautionary measures…..


AVOID CREATING AN ENVIRONMENT THAT COULD LEAD TO TEMPTATION. 


Guys are naturally attracted to what they see, thus the catcalling when a guy sees a beautiful girl walk by. Now you would cause trouble by wearing provocative dresses to your boyfriend’s house in this hectic period because this could lure him into, well something you might not want to give. He might pressure you for it, but to be honest, you will enjoy the pleasure and not the consequences thereafter. Yes, you guys have been doing it before now and you have been lucky enough to see your monthly period, but have you ever given it a thought that the devil could strike? (I mean, who else would we blame?) Imagine getting pregnant when you know your boyfriend does not have a steady stream of income. Abeg no let OUR pikin suffer! 



HELP SAVE OUR MONEY. YES!
 

I’m sure that’s what one guy just yelled whilst reading this. Indeed you have to help us save; the girlfriend role is an audition platform for the WIFE OF LIFE! So don’t make us get scared when we see your number because we have this feeling that you are about to make a request that would bleed our pockets or we simply can’t afford. At least allow the HOLY SPIRIT speak to us concerning your situation… ah ah!



STOP MAKING US UNNECESSARY SUPERMEN. 

You might not understand what I mean by “unnecessary supermen”, but in a situation where a girl does as she pleases just because she believes that her boyfriend got her back; the guy becomes an impromptu superhero. Please avoid gossip or any sort of deplorable happenstances, the food in our stomach might not be enough for us to defend you biko.



NO NAGGING. 

I think I should have started from this….i have not wifed you yet but you are already nagging. There is no man as depleted as a man who has a nagging wife. You are still GEH-FRIEND, not even FIANCE sef, and you nag nonstop. This would only chase the guy away trust me. There is no money anywhere, but there is enough for me to take bike away from a nagging girl.
PRAY FOR US. Yes I said it, we need it urgently. Please always pray for us, if you want us to prosper it should be a daily routine.


I know this article might result to a backlash, but I anticipate that and look forward to the response from my female folks.

BY BV CHIDI

31 comments:

Highness Gwen said...

Lol

Highness Gwen said...

Women should help build their men abeg
We can't be collecting all the time

Istanbul said...

Am going to seat back and read comments

LOLO IDEATO said...

I thought it was Reuben Abati with the title.

Bv chidi I'll read at night. Break time. Off to lunch

GALORE said...

Mtchew




@Galore

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

I didn't read

KIDJO said...

Guys be looking for ways to escape buying gifts for their babes on Valentine's day...stingy guys 5i pity una girlfriends ...😅😅😅😆😆😅😆😅

Anonymous said...

So my bornfriend form fight with me this past Friday. I tried calling him since that fri he didn't pick. I just smiled to myself, I know what this guy is trying to do. He didn't even call me today to wish me happy vals. I didnt kuku buy him any present either because ego no dey and the guy isn't worth it.
Meanwhile my side boo I'm still considering has already called early at 8am this morning that he is coming after work to pick me up and we will go out from there.
I am really considering breaking up with this so called bornfriend.
The relationship is already dead from my end, I'm just so scared to break-up this 2yr relationship that is going nowhere.
Ladies never put all your eggs in one basket. That is my advise this valentines day.

Etsako Pearl said...

Lol.
Funny buh true..I find d idea of wearing "Red"on Val's day odd.

amanda favour said...

Lmao
tales from a brokeass brother

Rhoda Rex said...

😕😕😕😕😕

Cookie said...

Looool..... #WehDonSah

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Girlfriends make una close legs if no man drops money for una.

Joblesshousewife said...

hmmm

Chidinma Grace said...

Hmmm! Same story,different twist. My life doesn't revolve around a man. I rather spend my little money on the less privileged.

The Observer said...

No be like say u be my Reuby Woo Abati. I didn't even bother reading

Miss Ess said...

You try

Anonymous said...

NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL... My so called bf can be so annoying,when it's time for money he starts telling stories of pending business deals, million million contracts Bla Bla meanwhile shi shi I no dey see. The last time he gave me money was September last year which was not even up to 10k, mtcheeww I'm kukuma very stingy with my p*** before he will finish it for my future husband But this year, I told myself he'll be seeing my p**** from afar... Keep your money, while I keep what's mine. Right now, I'm very available... Please Lord, just lead me to him.

Mao Akuh said...

lol but when una need sex make una remember say ring d chic neva see, mama or papa una neva go see too.

Chinny Baby said...

OK ooo

Monkeynofine said...

😊😊😊😊😊

Monkeynofine said...

😊😊😊😊😊

Anonymous said...

Go work for your money. What is special about your P***.?

Ben said...

@anon, give me a try na, lets kick it from somewhere...

Anonymous said...

Anon 15:05 FOOL!!! And who told u I'm not working?? Or do u think its the little money he gave me since last year I've been using to look THIS GOOD. I work for my ever dime, stupid!! And I don't think it's a crime collecting from him. A stingy BF should never, ever have any business with erection.. ..murphuckers like YOU and him should buy jars of Vaseline.

Cherry Wine said...

Chidi chidi I see you, for your mind.

edDREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
.
Very funny....
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

From Anon 15.05

You must be a cheap p****, that's why he is not interested in spending his money on your loose bank. He is only meant to give you voluntarily, as it is not his responsibility to take care of you. Sure the greatest asset you have is your p***, unfortunately it's the cheapest thing to get out there.

World People said...

Love this !

Cherry Wine said...

Person suppose maintain where he/she take dey chop

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Meanwhile, these are the
10 Things You Can Relate With If Your Wife Beats You

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...