#motherhoodrocks.
Shout out to all Early Risers and those Already at work....
Please send in your creatively done Business memes for tomorrow....For those who do not know...A Business meme is a photo of the kind of Business you do with your contact info on it....
Have a Nice day and dont forget to try and be the positive change you preach.
Kisses...
Wake up sister ,I'm hungry
ReplyDeleteCocaine.
ReplyDeleteLols.
ReplyDeleteWhy not try okrika. E go fit your name
Hahahahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah the sweet guy!...
Kwakwakwakwa...
I'm going to get kissed on Saturday and Sunday
ReplyDeletePre easter and easter kiss😂
Some classics right there Sunshine. Marvin Gaye - mum's favourite artiste. She can bump to his tune ehnn, singing along, lol.
ReplyDeleteToo much app or videos and atimes if u too dey press am
ReplyDeleteMe too.
ReplyDeleteSo sleepy.
Had to dragggg myself out of the bed to a cold shower this morning. Been at the office since 7:30am.
Mtchew
Huh?
ReplyDeletePele dear. Face your career
Well done you 😗
ReplyDeleteAbeg Shey easter rice sure for ur side?
ReplyDeleteHahhahhahahahahahhahahh
ReplyDeleteLool yeah yeah
ReplyDeleteDid I type this?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha..
ReplyDeleteMy bro of life!...
Onweloo in Uye G's voice...
Idi very okay my brother...nothing do you!..
Thank u baby!
ReplyDeleteOff to download!!😘
It needs a younger one..!!
ReplyDeleteSorry oh!...
ReplyDeleteIt ain't me is dope!...
ReplyDeleteI love the song...
How much has he given to you? Make sure you collect upto 3m cone share for us on sdkb... You fit use jazz sef ..Hahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteWhy allow a man break ya heart? Nne dont let nobody put you in that messed up position where you feel heart broken. I have learnt to walk away whenever i see the sign. No time jare jump on the next bus and move on. Life is too short to let just one man ruin your chances of being happy in a relationship. He lost, you dint lose nothing. Cheeer up nne a better man is coming.
ReplyDeleteTho all of the men get craze but some men craze get swag lol
*hangs leg on the wall*
Im happy you did this cos it helps in getting closure. This chikdr molestation thing scares thr hell out of me. I dont think i can have a maid living with me
ReplyDeleteElastic you no well.....they are coming after you...lol
ReplyDeleteAmen!,.
ReplyDeleteAnd you too...
God bless you too Yori Yori princess 💕💕💕
ReplyDeletehahahahaha Kidjo you no well at all.
ReplyDeleteLet me go and eat bread and akara and download with tea. I am sure gonna enjoy this Easter break. Here i come.
Abeg who know how much they sell car battery. I need one urgently
Hahaha oloshi fooo wear kuku kill me
ReplyDeleteAaargh! Olori thats so mean mhen, you wan kill person kill.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
Our MVBM Bloggie!...
ReplyDeleteYou rock!...
Tueh!!! Your joblessness is outta this world.
ReplyDeleteWe, the men are ashamed of you. Don't you have work to do? Coming to SP to do shout out to every female. God forbid I allow my sister marry your type of man.
Grow up man! Get mature and get something doing. Stop showcasing your womanly part of life in here.
Hallo Blackberry!!
ReplyDeleteHowdy darling?
Anon 9:07 shut up please. What is your business if she needs a phone. Idiot. Women bringing down women nonsense.
ReplyDeleteApril Big Woman abeg pepperdem with your birthday jare. Enjoy yourself and that useless boyfriend will buy you that phone. We go knack correct pigeon for his head. Tell me make i tell you what to do
Hahahahahaha...
DeleteKikikikiki! Kai
DeletePidgin
DeleteSafe trip cyndy!...
ReplyDeleteLol you must be kidding kidjo .say walahi
ReplyDeleteHy Doppel!goodmorning.
ReplyDeleteSuccess!
Go and buy a good phone and leave all these chinco phones alone!...
ReplyDeleteAww, twins are so cute. I want to have them.
ReplyDeleteCongrats dear.
Kedu ije I nwanne!...
ReplyDeleteOooh i just had the best kunun geda laced with three crown milk in the whole wide world. Damn one of the things i miss when am in the south or east. Oooh life is good with just a cup of kunun geda. Only my aboki fellows will understand what i mean.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
Good stuff, But very fattening.
DeleteOne mans meat...I no like kunun geda at all. Prefer kunun aya.
DeleteYes very fattening wallahi and to think am ketoing sef kwakwakwkwakwak this my keto get kleg wallahi.
DeleteSandy neky kunun aya makes me puke, i still dont know why But i like kunun zaki like crazy.
*hangs leg on the wall*
Anonymous pls don't kill yourselves on top him matter
ReplyDelete😀😁😂
And you too asam!...
ReplyDeleteI would have unleashed my anger too when I saw that my yeye cousin that molested me for five years...but I used to think she was just naive then even tho she was six years older than I was....wooo I've forgiven her jare.....but na bcos na girl,if na man ehn...I will just use this ur style...they don't know the kind of trauma things like this cause...
ReplyDeleteI know I'm not anonymous
Lmao
ReplyDeleteU cray
Lolz@cookie
ReplyDeleteBarr.Wonder. thanks for the sermon.
And someone will say Catholic is not the mother of all churches..!!🙌🙌
Yori Yori💋
ReplyDeleteSafe journey!
ReplyDeleteWawu!...
ReplyDeleteYou need the angels to come down and hold a sign for you telling you what you already know before you lwt go??
ReplyDeleteIt may want to crash. Go check the panel before it finally does.
ReplyDeleteHow my former phone crashed.
Hahahahaha..
ReplyDeleteIdeato,don't tell me you put all your eggs in one basket...
E dey happen
ReplyDeleteJust don't give up on love yet
And u sounded happy and the guy sounded nice from ur previous comments... Its so sad but I know the best is yet to come dear...just hold onon
God got u ....always!
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌to the M....to the V....to the B......to the M...one 💗 Bloggy...
ReplyDeleteYou never see chonchin!...
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteCookie
ReplyDeleteNa correct what a wawuu😂
Wowww. God will touch their heart, just pray.
ReplyDeleteGudmorin dear
ReplyDeleteTanks for ur prayers
Saw it late at TTC post
God bless u💋💋💋💋💋
Na wah oh!...
ReplyDeleteMy sugar. Gudmorin
ReplyDeleteAre u a twin?
ReplyDeleteIf yes,plslet me start loving u
Lol
ReplyDeleteGudmorin cookie
ReplyDelete@becky nana so you finally stopped going anon to ask such questions.but really I have no reply for u cos my id state am not and stop asking me what has got nothing do with me cos next time my reply might not get that well with you.
ReplyDelete@anon am done replying anonymous folks like,you want me to reply you get a blog id.
HBD to ur mum
ReplyDeleteKisses to her 💋💋💋💋
When did u have this dream sis?😂
ReplyDeleteHahaha@Olori
ReplyDeleteKpele.
ReplyDeleteGo take drugs
Sorry dear.
ReplyDeleteAnd safe delivery to u.
I tap ooo!
Did he add please??? If no, tell him to go there with you... Kolo dara e lamuu.. I knew how u must v perambulated d whole market..😕😕😕😕😕😕
ReplyDeleteManhood Rocks!!!😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteStill in bed o, don't wanna get up from bed... No easter break for me too but gonna be off tmao.. Good morning bv's....shout out to the good pipo of this blog...
ReplyDeleteBecky 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHandwriting for blog? Chaaaaaiii
Sandy Baby💋
ReplyDeleteCosima Nicole😀😁😂
ReplyDeleteThe popularity, them dey take am collect money for bank???
U better don't kill yourself on top my matter
Take honey lols
Congratulations Uzu!
ReplyDeleteWe thank God!
😱😱😱😱 eeyah sorry dear.
ReplyDeleteYou finally won baby girl!
ReplyDeleteI am soo happy you are free now!
To live,to love and to trust!
The undeserving burden of the years he now has and more. It wil haunt him forever.
Cheers to u baby girl!
Was up cookieeeeee
ReplyDeleteMay your going out and coming in be blessed, may the Lord direct your footsteps today and always in Jesus name... Amen
ReplyDeleteKrix signing out via iPhone 7+
Yes o today and always! Amen and amen😇😇😇
DeleteHahahahahha
ReplyDeleteBut seriously cheer up Ideato.
Tuchi... To mama. Happy biday to her..
ReplyDeleteThanks
ReplyDeleteAm better now, thanks for the care darls.
ReplyDeleteHello chikito, any gist for me?
Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteKidjo U no well at all😂😂😂
Continue
ReplyDeleteBy the time he marries his main bae,send us IV
Abeg una go cook easter rice?
ReplyDeleteFroshhhh!
ReplyDeleteHe is playing with tour feelings like how a guitar is played. And you're dancing to his tune. He just wants one last fuck and here you are willing to give it
ReplyDeleteReceive senseeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooo
ReplyDeleteAfter staying off sex for a whole year? Later u people will come and start insulting bisola
What y'all do behind closed doors seff ehn
U had a feeling he was getting married ,yet u allowed him waste ur celibacy
LMAO @ Motherhood rocks.
ReplyDeleteYou just a clown!
I had to check again to make sure it's you as I come confuse small.
But wait o!When did it happen?😂
Just maybe in case I missed it.
Nwaboy......sorry excuse of a He! It will be a very serious slap on the faces of men, if I call you a man. Wasted Sperm.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Yes T.
ReplyDeleteI do mainly classics.
Chike waddup bro
ReplyDeleteGood morning all, hmmmmmmmmmmm the way am missing this 7am SP na wa, Thank God for today, may his name be praise. Woooooow can't wait for this holiday. Do have a great day all.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha hahahaha 😁
ReplyDeleteNwanna m chIke, Aka m di n'elu 🙌🙌
The holiday mood activated big time.
ReplyDeleteSophia na you sabi. This kind of ish happened to me. I thought we had a chance again after so long, because what we had was real special. I was shocked when he wanted to move on to sow his oats when what we had was rare, to begin with. Anywayz, when I discovered he was only back to manipulate me while he was living his life, I cut him off immediately. The way I bounced the nigga ehnn, shock wan kill am. Wetin kwansign me? I am moving on and living my life. Susan move on and stop wasting your time with him.
ReplyDeleteLols
ReplyDeleteLeave Ms Udeh alone. April borns Rock.
ReplyDeleteOmoshe.....nwa boy..... Hurry and go open shop biko. Yeye dey smell.
ReplyDeleteCommon sense cannot be bought with money, search for it.
ReplyDeleteDo your meme ooo
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing as refreshing as Ice-cold water infused in ginger and lemon...soo refreshing and keeps the excess pounds at bay.
ReplyDeleteLol.im like you but come on why did nt you ask?! I ask people and they direct me why will you just suffer yourself like this?
ReplyDeleteNo troway your fone inside shit o
ReplyDelete*Buble...
ReplyDeleteThat is very good, at least you mind will be at peace. God is your strength
ReplyDeleteIt depends on what you post. If there is no need for beevees to go overboard they won't. Once you post you accept whatever you get. I have seen posts with only nice comments and btw, you can't tell beevees what to do.
ReplyDeleteThank you barrister
ReplyDeleteCongratulations dearie.
ReplyDeleteYes she is dating him
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday in advance
ReplyDeleteSusan is this you? I know you feel bad but just try to move on. Do you want to be used? In such a case closure is overrated. Just cut him off completely and face ya front. Sorry nne...
ReplyDeleteThanks Makason.
ReplyDeleteYou said he's an ex, let him remain that way please. Don't be so desperate mbok...
ReplyDeleteReceive sense in Jesus name.
ReplyDeletePls don't see him, I just posted a similar message under anonymity,my ex came, I saw him yesterday and I think he is getting married, we had sex and now I regret it, I feel useless and my self esteem is at the lowest Now. Just ignore him, DON'T see him pls. If you see him you'll end up having sex with him and you'll regret it.
ReplyDeleteMy princess!!!...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...
Morning sandy 💋💋. Enjoy your day
ReplyDeleteMorning Sharon dear
And he did you Osho free on top!...
ReplyDeleteTufiakwa!...
Morning Larry. How you feeling now?? Take care
ReplyDeleteMorning bloggie. Abeg enjoy your sleep
ReplyDeleteMorning cookie. How are you??
ReplyDeleteSo Joro Olumofin is shy, he can't even look into the camera not less talk,watched him on Your View, and people like him are vocal on social media, people should borrow themselves brain and not let social media champions lead them astray with their unsolicited advice
ReplyDeleteMorning yoriyori. Enjoy your day
ReplyDeleteGideon
ReplyDeleteMorning. God will intervene
ReplyDeleteAmen ooo ma dear Elastic😇😇😇
ReplyDeleteE go boku na @Ibk! That one no go be probs at all. Have a safe flight hun😁😃
Lwkmd @anon! Oya send your addy mak I com beat you😂😀 bhet I no de yab other tribes na when we are one nigeria😉😜love ya too!
Didn't know geography will teach you how to move around in ikeja market,asking questions is the key
ReplyDeleteCosima Nicole the I wanna be asswipe.AKA I must talk😅😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteYou nor know where dey pain you I swear😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteTht album is everything
ReplyDeleteDon't see him. He wants to use,U could have been the main chick if he wanted u to be. Don't see annd don't pick his calls. Don't play second fiddle to no one. He wants to MARRY SOMEONE ELSE and u r stil asking questions.Use ur head
ReplyDeleteAdeEsther, I nor need use jazz o because my blow job game is on point😅😅😅😅. Na to put my mouth there and he won't know when he will give me everything. I nor wan do am now,you know we just started dating.let him trust me first before I strike.hehehehee 😆😆😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteSo will you be going to Brazil with him? Don't tell me no ooo
DeleteHmmm... Don't see him until you're strong enough to handle yourself around him. He's just being selfish and inconsiderate. Don't worry, someone better will find you.
ReplyDeleteLol.. You've been played girl!! No freaking closure for you. Wa wa alright sha..
ReplyDeleteGood morning to everyone but based on logistics, I wish you happy Easter in advance...
ReplyDeleteChai Ideato dont be through with love ooo. Dont worry you will get a good bobo that will buy you sweet Pajero instead of staff bus. Keep yourself sweet.
ReplyDeleteCynthia safe journey Amen. God will take you and bring you back Amen.
April Small woman, no wonder you like me too much. We are both twins. Happy birthday in advance ooo. I pray i will remember your 15th April. Love you.
TGW good morning our sweet woman the only huger in SDK blog. Tetri baby, our able laugh laugh lady, Bloogie the only MVBV, The Chief... the only pepperdem gang leader hahahaha giving yoruba people a run for their monies hahaha abeg no one should call my name ooo. I dey mind my business this time.
Big boss not around today. The small cat go enjoy. Let me go and watch another telemundo, abi na zeeworld. Na me get office, let me see if i go thief another Typoo tea from his office. hahahahaha
Ibk easter ponmo sauce dey.
ReplyDeleteSharon, it's because I resumed exercising.
Emjay 😘
Oluwadarasimi beautiful name. Our able Favour..... the igbo speaking lady of all times.
ReplyDeletePriya our inspirational writer. Since after you bring picture, you come turn to inspirational writer. Make me self dust my picture send.
Who sabi edit picture i want to look like Barbie Yori Yori
Receive Sense anonymous 8:28 are you not woman enough to be wifed? Oh, I get it, you're the one to play 2nd fiddle. Tell him you can not see him. Stop facetimming him. Na you sabi sha, him go use your pussy play finish go wife another person. Your eyes go clear
ReplyDeleteReceive Sense anonymous 8:28 are you not woman enough to be wifed? Oh, I get it, you're the one to play 2nd fiddle. Tell him you can not see him. Stop facetimming him. Na you sabi sha, him go use your pussy play finish go wife another person. Your eyes go clear
ReplyDeleteAnd you couldn't ask anyone? You must be really jobless to roam about for one hour and not ask anyone for directions. "Person wey ask for directions no dey lost"
ReplyDeleteStupid fool, for your mind you don crack joke!!
ReplyDeleteBut the truth is you always type rubbish. Like someone whose brain is in the east and the head is in the west. What most of you don't realise is that you must not comment on every post. See how you turned yourself to a nuisance.
ReplyDeleteDon't waste your time, my ex did the same thing to me and still left. When a man stops loving, he has stop for good. Wise up.
ReplyDeletePlease let him show case his womanly side. In this day of Transgender and civilisation, who knows ? He may be a female stuck in a male body.Na so e dey start.
ReplyDeleteIt is well idea to. Na so life be.
ReplyDeleteGood morning sweetie m. Enjoy your holiday.
ReplyDeleteI love Alexander o neal, gosh!!
ReplyDeleteAmanda nwanne mmadu.
ReplyDeleteYou have just started, don't change your ways and see how your heart will be shattered continuously, useless untrained child.
ReplyDeleteClosure from what exactly. Better move on with your life
ReplyDeleteThat one that wanted to die over Folukes big breast is cheating? Hmm, orisirisi.
ReplyDeleteClosure from what . Please move on with your life and work in your self esteem
ReplyDeleteHian,u miss ur morning dose okwaya,Biko continue with ur Catholic n leave other people alone.I don't understand why Catholics always like to do pepper bodi untop other people's church.di ur own make others do theirs
ReplyDeleteHahaha Choosen generation you can change name but the content remain the same. Even in Hell or Heaven, wherever you end up you will still answer WHITEBERRY!!!! LMAO
ReplyDelete@9:19 Chike should be 35/36.
ReplyDeleteSo many ignorant people here,ass-lickers! I used to respect some people here but now I know better. you all make me laugh, the only people that still have my respect is Doppelganger & Mrs Stella korkus...even if I don't agree with doppels advices sometimes but she's got class.
ReplyDeleteI just kinda had sex (Kinda because neither of us came). I am so guilt ridden ad he just proved Okafor's law on me. Though I am not seeing anyone ATM, I had always believed casual sex isn't for me. Now we have 2 more unhappy people, me (guilt ridden) him (I did not let him finish, I booted him off my house). I wish I did not let him into my house. I need to learn from this. I am just tired of not being married.
ReplyDeleteKIDJO abusing Cosima Nicole have you removed the mattress you use to pad your nyash? Benin transgender. Eleyi ugly Eleyi Shofeli
ReplyDeleteCain, I think, I'm sure he "para" and broke a bottle and stabbed Abel agbero style.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@trinity
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI SMH for you
ReplyDeleteIf you see him he will gbensh punani....it's like his dick dey hungry you since...
ReplyDeleteCosmo nicole! me sef follow you wonder. Excuse of a man kawai!!
ReplyDeleteGo there on Saturday dressed up for a marriage ceremony, then send us chronicle on Monday. ..we will be waiting.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Ideato, we the association of anonymouses have missed you plenty😜..don't dissapear on us again inugo
ReplyDeleteYou did not tell us why your relationship with him packed up. But never go back to him or see him, don't indulge him as he can't have his cake and still eat it... Move on dear, he doesn't deserve you!!
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of closure do you seek? Instead of you to dump his sorry ass for good you are here yarning akpata. He wants to be getting the punani non stop but don't let him.
ReplyDeleteThank God for a new day
ReplyDeleteMakason are you an idiot? What is 'reading at queen's...'. You mad bruv
ReplyDeleteHahahahah Hahahahah u wan make them cut ur head Abi? I no dy ooo
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