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Saturday, 22 July 2017

Spontaneous Saturday POST...

#omgsaturdayyoucamefast #goodmorningthismorning #searchforanewblogbooison #ilovesaturdays #yourock #boyfriendsrock #irock #motherhoodrocks #hmmmmmakeitalk? #onelovekeepustogether #sharonaminuttctestimonyloading.....





How was your night?Worried by anything?

Sometimes we have so many small things to thank GOD for but we wait for miracles that sound like a lie before we acknowledge his goodness.....

Yesterday I sat and observed a woman whose baby almost drove her crazy..The little boy was pulling down everything in sight and screamed off his lungs if she tried to stop him..It seems he just perfected his walking steps..LOL

She couldnt eat breakfast and was obviously so embarrassed,she was almost in tears and I walked up to cheer her up and told her I went through same but that mine was worse but i survived it.I told her the stress never stops,showed her my boys arguing at the breakfast table and we both burst out laughing.....

I told her ''whilst I thank God I have passed your stage,you thank God that you have not gotten to mine cos my kids can think for themselves now and question every move i make or whatever I say..I have back up my decisions or arguments with theories and schools of thought or I forget it..If i say No,I need a back up speech,if i say Yes,I need to explain why i agreed in case of next time,OMG..''

She laughed so much she had tears and after that point her mood changed for the better and she relaxed tried different ways to curb his little 'crase'..lol.

And when I was leaving later with my boys,they were still arguing about something I said and hers was trying to pull down something on the table.
We both said ''Thank God'' and laughed so hard...


I hope you did not miss the message in this story?

Have a nice day and dont let anyone or anything take away the beauty of today....you might be broke but you are alive and reading this..SMILE!


Kisses to Everyone!

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Anonymous said...

I'm just so confused right now, just found out a friend of mine(guy) blocked me on all of his SM. I know I haven't wronged him

Blackberry said...

Goodmorning!
Abeg, can a steam bath do the same thing a sauna does?
Plus does it shock?
What if it malfunctions n u are inside?
Lol.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

I'm calling out Eka Joy and Chikito
You both have had issues back and forth,shades etc and I think it's time you both really squash this stupid beef.
I understand and witnessed every thing but pls let bygones be bygones.
LoveMeJejeSwagLafresh how una beef since that time? Good or ???


Now let me go and put mouth in people's business...my period don showπŸ˜‚

Teemah said...

Stay at home Saturday...

STARRY LARRY said...

There shall be showers of blessing:
This is the promise of love,
There shall be seasons refreshing,
Sent from the Savior above.

Showers of blessing,
Showers of blessing we need:
Mercy-drops round us are falling,
But for the showers we plead.

Aku raining season yi o, aatuwa Lara (IBK, come here and interpret)



*Larry was here*

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Beautiful morning it is.....

I'm not too happy this morning. I just found out dt my daughter has a music note where she writes songs composed by her.

I know it isn't bad writing songs but she was mischievous abt it.

I found the note In her room while doing ystrd.

I know she likes singing and dancing alot(she sang to d admiration of everybody during their school's graduation party ystrd n they all cheered her)and her dance skills,top notchπŸ‘Œ

She's in church and school choir and drama group


Now where d problem is....

She opened up to me dt she writes these songs when during her supposed reading time(including ds last exam period)

How can that be? I go into her room at intervals n see her READING. I wasn't happy at all. Not because she wrote/writes songs but bcx she put her studies on hold to write them




For now, d book is mine.....will talk to her latter today but I think I have to cut down on some of these extra curricular activities to enable her focus well academically

Greatlady. said...
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Anonymous said...

Pls those of you using 9mobile to browse that's Etisalat, how its it like,my airtime is just so fustrating to browse with,its just like glo of those days.pls Etisalat users ur all needed here pleasssss

Atheist ™ said...

Chester benningtons death is still weighing heavy on me, he was one metal head i had profound respect for, He has one of the most unique singing voices ive ever heard from a man with so much emotion, being able to sing mellow songs, but also able to make a good scream as well. I don't think anyone can do wat chester does wit his voice unfiltered, his vocal variations are outstanding, he can scream like a demon & also sing like an angel, leaving u to wonder if its the same singer, tracks like "BREAKING THE HABIT and "WHAT IVE DONE" and also "IN THE END".
He was also the lead singer for "Dead by Sunrise" not just LinkinPark, his lyrics were deep & mystical, so that got me hooked to the band, as me sef no kuku normal..... make we de mad de go for the streets of london, lol. Amy Lee (Evanescence) lyrics depicts death & longing for the afterlife, i hope she dsnt trend these paths as well, we've already lost one unique voice to depression. Depression is a disease of the mind, it will taunt u for years, stripping value from all parts of ur life... till u finally give in, China has come up with a form of therapy to fight off these demons, their suicide has declined, do ur research.
#HappyAtheist.

O. Y. O said...

Happy weekend lovely bv's. Pls, I want to know if this means my baby will have anger issues. The problem is that anytime I collect somethings she's not supposed to use to play from her, she gets annoyed by lying on the floor thereby making her knack her head on d floor or she scatters things in front of her and throws things u later give her away in annoyance. She's 11months old though I beat her or shout at her. Pls, mothers in d house, does it mean she has anger issues or it's baby tantrums? And if it's anger issues, how do I correct her in a loving way or will she grow out of it? Thanks for the reply

same girl said...

Reading King Eze's comment on Sp yesterday, i got inquisitive, then TGW's comment on EEI made me more inquisitive as I ddnt see V and V's comment as usual then finally saw the post that led to it all and I must say, its the most sincere and most touching post ever.....

Dear V and V, I want you to know you are loved much more than you know... Sincerely, many of us may not understand but I can totaly relate when you say it feels so empty that money, accomplishments, fun, intelligence can't fill it up. I got good news for you darling, God can Why not try him.

Let me tell you something that worked for me.... Why not talk to him, not necessarily as a savior nor a judge nor a king but as your father and friend.
You know times where you just wanna pour it all out cos you know you cant help yourself? yes, do it, tell him you wont leave him till its done, let hin know you cant help yourself and you need him, if he doesnt help you, then it means he has failed. God never fails so he definately will. Meet him in all sincerity and openess. He wont judge you...
I want you to always remember, you may be anonymous but you are loved. Loved by many of us here. Your intelligence, your positie nature and all you radiate is charming. You dont know how much you make me smileon EEI posts, i legit look forward to it ALL THE TIME and your comments make it all worth it. You make me wanna read more. You are beautiful, You are charming.

And to the lady whose Boyfriend is also depressed and to every other person, BURDENS ARE LIFTED AT CALVARY. Its no joke, it has worked for me, my family and believe me go dump it there and see how light and at peace you Will become.

However you feel now, always remember, you are loved, you are strong,a pillar to many, the smile of a multitude, the hope of generations, the pride of millions.... My prayers remain with you always and God will not fail us.
I love you, i sincerly do 😘😘😘

Chilaka Christian said...

Happy weekend one big and happy family, good morning, one love

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

About the story up there

Kai I love baby boys o...I wish to have three boys but Le boo wants three girls instead ...this life na pot of beans😩

Rhoda Rex said...

Good morning people..... It's a wet, wet Saturday....

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes*

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

Been a long time I dropped by here.. I know I'm not missed.... but how you all doing?

O. Y. O said...

Happy weekend lovely bv's. Pls, I want to know if this means my baby will have anger issues. The problem is that anytime I collect somethings she's not supposed to use to play from her, she gets annoyed by lying on the floor thereby making her knack her head on d floor or she scatters things in front of her and throws things u later give her away in annoyance. She's 11months old though I beat her or shout at her. Pls, mothers in d house, does it mean she has anger issues or it's baby tantrums? And if it's anger issues, how do I correct her in a loving way or will she grow out of it? Thanks for the reply

Teemah said...

Good morning my beautiful people of SDK...

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Awwww children are such great blessings.
No movement till 3pm they said to enable people vote (local government elections) but trust Lagosians and breaking the law. I'm inside but I can hear buses and cars going about their business. Better to be safe than sorry, so I ain't going no where till 3pm. It also rained and just subsided, I trust people who live in areas that get flooded to be battling it.

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Good Morning Everyone❤❤❤❤

ola wealth said...

Headache ooooo😩😩😩😩

#keepTryingTillYourPerfect πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

ChikeTivflon how are you??
You be bad pinkin ooo😩😩😩

Why you go give our own AkaJoy (BAB)??? BLOG ANGRY BIRD..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You made my nose clear with laughter yesterday.!!

Don't do that again oooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

#saturdaylove

#slayeronthemove

#iamhungry

#abouttocookyam

#allthethingsiwrote

#buggingmoodactivated

#πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
#πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

deka said...

SP don land. Its going to be a long boring indoor day as election for local govt.chairman nd chancellor is ongoing in Lagos. Great weekend to everyone. May the best team that will deliver WIN.

Stella I Love You.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Someone gave change yesterday but when I came back and smelt the money, it was as if the last person that handled it pissed on the money meeeh the stench oozed from afar and this leads me to ask, can some mischievous souls urinate on money before using it?
Good morning my lovely people, wish you all a lovely day.

same girl said...

Your story gives me chills Stella. I wanna imagine the scenerio. The innocence in the argumrnt. Kids are beautiful. I cant wait to have mine. God bless mothers, may He also answer the expectant. Amen

Anonymous said...

Good morning all, pls how much is a gram of gold now.thanks

Anonymous said...

Miracles still happen yo.
I woke up to pee by 3am yesterday when I started hearing some unusual movements, it sounded like people were jumping into the compound which was quite strange. I quickly wore tights and trousers and grabbed my Bible. I was home alone and scared to death. Few minutes later they started banging on my neighbour's door shouting, OPEN THIS DOOR! Open this door!!
Stella, my neighbour is an elderly woman that lives alone, and is recently retired. I was expecting my door to be next, so when I heard movements towards my window and saw flashlights, I dived under the bed but the footsteps went back and The banging on her door and window continued. Before you could say Jac- they started shooting!! As in real life, up close shooting yo!! Not even that small gun type o. It was a pump action sometin..
I died and woke up, I am still shivering as i type this, i cried, I peed and shit on my body, I kept repeating "Jesus The Saviour have mercy on me , forgive me my sins and accept me into your kingdom". I was very sure I would die. With this thought in mind I sent a goodbye message to my mum and switched off my phone.
The shots kept blasting, with sound of glasses shattering,The shots reduced for a bit and I heard "if that door opens, kill every fucking soul you sight!" After some time they started hitting my neighbour's door with hammer. That was when It occurred to me that the shots were focused on her flat.
They were shooting from both the entrance and the backyard door.
Luckily for us police siren started wailing from afar and that was how they ran away!! They even came with 2cars.

I froze under that bed till my landlord came to my window with SARS officials to ask if I was alive. Plus my mum has been blowing up my landlord's phone.

People of God! It turned out that my neighbour was the target and all the bullets were directed at her doors and windows, her tv was shattered, the glass mug she used to drink water the night before was shattered and this mummy was on her knees the whole time crying and praying. She said he was awake when they jumped the fence but the moment they started flashing light through her window she knew something was very wrong and she knelt down by her bedside immediately and started praying. She didn't move or change position till they left. Police picked over 15bullet shells from her room alone and non of them hit her.
Isn't God just great?!!

The mummy is a core born again, she was the chief accountant in a big federal parastatal for years and because of her faith, she didn't steal and equally blocked way for others to steal too. She has just been paid her gratuity.
I gave my life to Christ yesterday yo! As I entered her room and saw the damages these bullets did to the things in her room and she wasn't harmed, with tears in my eyes I hugged her and begged her to introduce me to her God. I'm moving back to family house abeg thinking about it now it's not as far from my office as I thought. I cannot come and die alone because am forming working class babe.

Lady Bug said...

Why don't you rate them yourself?😎

Lady Bug said...

He doesn't need your friendship again,so move on πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

Anonymous said...

You are on your own
Idiot

Lady Bug said...

See jamb questions πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Ur neighbor is ur helper, get close to him, if he's single, then mingle with him

Lady Bug said...

How many times your period wan show in a month😁😁😎

Lady Bug said...

Yinmu,as if you've got where to go before 😎

Greatlady. said...

Hmmmm.
Babies can be crazy. Only my nephews and nieces drive me crazy when I go to visit them.
Last time I was in my aunts house. The last one was craziness herself. Pouring water, pooing, scattering food everywhere. You can't even beg her to maintain her cool or sleep, it will only trigger Her more. I couldn't bear Abeg so I got a scarf, and tie her down. Every morning she wakes up, I would feed, bath and then tie her hands and legs, switch on cartoon for her. Even in that, she would still be shouting.

charitybino said...

I believe before Monday, all my worries would be over.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha
You finally came out of anonymous mode when they didn't answer you. Hope u will find answers now

Lady Bug said...

Starry the Larry😘

Anonymous said...

Mtewwwwww,wetin concern you?busy body

Anonymous said...

Blackky my crush

Isaacson(OTONDO) said...

If you believe in it, never stop fighting for it. When people tell you to give up, ignore them. Keep moving forward, you'll get there...

Focus on what matters...Surround yourself with those who make you happy..Nothing worth having comes easy so Stay strong and keep the faith and never too get busy that you forget to count ur blessings is what I got from your encounter with the lady in ur story up there.... Happy Saturday people,I can't wait for Saturday laughs and a whole lot of things

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

They are currently having dance classes in church(practice today) she knows her game when it comes to dancing(not hyping) but I think I hv to calm her down a bit......don't really knw bcx my husband so much likes it n my mum too. Am I being old fashioned?

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Your period never finish?

Me and lovemejeje? We no even remember if we had any beef.

You new work na to collate beef and sending reminders to beefers?

Wehdone ma πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Anonymous said...

And the most jobless and useless anonymous goes to u

Cynthia Iyede said...

I've tried making thanksgiving to God a life style and it's really worth it. Thank you Lord for everything.

Staying in door till 3pm today cos of local government election, no movement.

Enjoy your weekend everyone.

Greatlady. said...

Mine is good over here. Etisalat has a wide coverage in most part of Nigeria. Try it, if it doesn't work then you may consider another option

SANDY YO said...

Howdy? Did you get my mail?

Chummy cho cho said...

Happy to be here again. My phone sudden went blind. I was finally able to get another this week, thank God for His mercies...
Missed the blog like Maaaaaad!
Missed the dramas and all..
Kisses right back at you Stellz

cat eyes said...

Isn't she doing well in class? The only reason u can seize the book is when she isn't doing well in class,if not, please give her back the book to write more songs, that could be her talent. Have a heart to heart talk with her and let her tell u more about other talents she has so that u can help her start building it now. It's even a public holiday, time to put her talent to good use. Don't be sad madam,be happy!

Lady Bug said...

Try to strike a balance between both, don't put one on hold for the other,you never can tell the one that will eventually pay the bills for her in future.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

I like the fact that almost everyone is showing concern for him but I sincerely hope no one will go under anonymous and use that same comment against him in future cos na the work wey una dey do be that.

Lady Bug said...

Just beware of crawling creatures 😎

Lady Bug said...

Port to Mtn,the best of them all😎

Anonymous said...

Your comment is Apt samegirl. I hope v and v reads it. Believe God, he is able

amanda favour said...

Lmao 😁
Good morning 😊 everyone
Kids can be annoyingly funny eeh...
That was how my daughter was asked to write composition about their teacher in their exams and my daughter wrote that her teacher is fair in complexion in the face and dark in complexion in her body....LMAO 😁

Her teacher wrote WHAT!!!! In her answer scipt. LMAO 😁

But my daughter didn't lie,the woman has two complexion oh(I don't know if it's coz of bleaching or natural)

Thank. GOD she's moving to a new class come September before she starts to give her side eyes πŸ‘€ hehehe

And my 2year old son in pre nursery was asked what is the name of your daddy in security education and he said HONEY 🍯...LMAO 😁 ( he hears mummy calling daddy honey) and my name is MUMMY BABY...LMAO 😁
His teacher told me this and we burst out with laughter.
Good morning everyone 😁

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Haaaaaaa

I need that kind pikin biko πŸ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

Mr big and happy family πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

KIDJO said...

A very big thanks to my blog family for making me feel so so special yesterday, thanks for wishing me a "happy birthday with your data" God bless you all
I'm calling out someone for not wishing me a happy birthday a whole ancestor like me😬😠😬 I will tell you guys her name later , though you all know who she
is πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Goodmorning, now today I wan groove.
#I LOVE WEDDINGS
#HMLToMySecondarySchoolMateOdaro
I know you visit this blog, I caught you that dayπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Anonymous said...

πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Greatlady. said...

This should be fun..
3. Chikito, vice and virtue, Abamade, TGW, Atheist, vic Ehis, Mrs R.
5. QnB, Galore, Eka joy.
7. All them cliche
8. Lady bug, SSS

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Great lady why delete? Anybody can have same dream. There's nothing to be ashamed abt pls


For d dream,there is an enemy or enemies against u but dt neighbor got ur back. He or she is a true friend

Lady Bug said...

Marry first and wait for God's doings....😎

Eka Joy said...

Ibukun, o se aro oh. Take ur time

viva ciara said...

Lol @ your story Stella.
Been missing SP for so long now but I try to catch up every every at night.
God, TGW I laughed out when l read where you always wanted cocaine. Lol
Reminds me of when I was preggy(my first though) , fried eggs with bread became my everyday breakfast. And when frying my eggs for bread I love it very oily not dry.
One morning I had finished the egg in the plate but I wanted more, I started using the oil remnants to eat the bread. Hian...I discovered it's even more delicious to dip the bread in the oil and eat than to use egg. That was how I started frying eggs with soooo much oil then I'll just remove the eggs and use only the oil. Lol
DH almost got crazy, like everyday there will be fried 2- 3 eggs that nobody is eating. He got tired of eating the eggs cos me I was only using the oil. That was how he started locking up vegetable oil and eggs oo , the cravings had no choice than to mellow.

I've been craving for firewood party jollof since last week, I have to find where owambe will be happening today.
Good morning people, may our weekend be fruitful.

Anonymous said...

Children are always known to want EVERYTHING, even when it is harmful to them. She is a baby,don't correct her by shouting or screaming at her. Always take whatever you don't want her play with calmly from her and explain why you don't want her play with it. They hear you know? But pls don't shout at her whenever you are correcting her, it brings aggression out in kids. God bless

Lady Bug said...

Not so wet...😎

Anonymous said...

Went to snoop on my ex yesterday on his social media page and found out nigga has moved on and I've been here thinking about him almost everyday and wishing we will get back together, I've been so sad since yesterday,it's now obvious guys move on quickly after breakups,love is wicked indeed

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

And probably defending u behind ur back

Cynthia Iyede said...

You guys will take which ever sex God blesses you both with noni. Na the best way to solve the matter😁

Lady Bug said...

At least you're sincere with yourself 😁, doing fine I guess 😎

Greatlady. said...

Kai! IBK, you are case oo

amanda favour said...

Kids eeh..
Whatever you do please be easy on her
Good morning dear

Lady Bug said...

Na now you remember to greet abi?😎

Oliver said...

Hello everyone

Anonymous said...

the guy don die oh, but it dsnt look like suicide, im his neighbour in Brixtol strm

Cookie said...

Mind your damn business Aunty Uche Onise........

Bye πŸ‘‹

Fuck you said...

So yesterday I was being called out by a stray dog...I reallly do not mind but when u call out someone with all type of insults not that's where we have a problem...sandy nekky yesterday just show ur stupidity is on another level and how low u actually are because I don't know d kind of educational system u were provided with but girlllllllll sorry I mean bitchhhhh u need to enroll for night classes....u are just a child in a grown woman's body....I would reall not have a problem saying sorry but am not going to ever did it...
Sandy u are so lucky Stella didn't enable most of my comments am very sure we would have been hearing of ur demise this morning...u are too old for all these things u do on blogs...honestly u lack sense...alll those ur voltrons hailing ur stupidity yesterday they won't tell u d truth...but sandy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I died and woke up when u said u look like ebube....bitchhh u must be crazy....i have never gone anon to insult u those insulting u are d ones hailing u...

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Lady bugπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ me seff no know

Swaggie this is why I love u and love me jeje...I want to be like u guys when I grow up.

Lady Bug said...

You decide to comment today πŸ˜‚, I know say you dey always read😎

amanda favour said...

It's not anger issues,your baby is just throwing tantrums.please calm down

Eka Joy said...

Guys, pls when is the sdk Lagos party. Y'all have been awfully quiet about it. And shey we are still allowed to pay 2k cos it's 2k I have.

amanda favour said...

Good morning 😊 to you

Jasmine said...

Start curbing that attitude now o

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Isaacson kindly do a save our Bvs post...I'm jobless today

Lady Bug said...

How boring?, don't you have loved ones at home or activities to keep you busy?😎

amanda favour said...

Good morning 😊,long time no see

Jasmine said...

So I should expose myself to snakes be that? Just asking

Lady Bug said...

That sounds like ritual things πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

Eka Joy said...

Is this even OK??? Tying a baby's hands and legs

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Old school sister πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Free her biko.

Stop her only when it's affecting her academics.

Anonymous said...

This anon is either Ola wealth or em jay cos this is their spot and they are not here. Meaning they go anon to type this nonsense. You did not include your own slot- most jobless bv and most dumb bv(gbagaun master). Itibolibo. Two of you are both dumb and jobless

SWAG LAFRESH said...

God is awesome. Thank God for your life and that of your neighbour

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Good morning everyone... Thank God for the gift of life...

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

It is well

Thank God for you guys

Jasmine said...

Awwww, God is wonderful

Cookie said...

Wow!!!!

Thank God for your lives!!!

If you leave, who'll stay with the Woman Nah???

Anonymous said...

he sounded like an unbeliever wen he said "If christians are right chester should be in hell' and also wen he said " i should find God" all these smart ppl can like to feel too smart and say theres no God

Ed said...

Eesah I only aired my opinion and you decided to talk trash under it. What's your business if Elastic earns 150k or not? Instead of you to contribute ur own quota,yu brought out ur myopic talks showing the kinda person you are. I can see that ur Kayan Mata can't even earn u uoto that amount a month for you to say such. Not everybody is like yu that reasons oddly. Mbok,stay on ur lane o,don't let me come for yu😑

Good morning beautiful people😘😘😘😘😘

I love my Ela whether he earns 150k or not😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Anonymous said...

Ola wealth, I have been meaning to ask you this.
You said you are a teacher in Coted'ivoire, ivory coast, do you teach them in French language? I doubt it is English you use because your English is murderous.

amanda favour said...

Na wah oh!
Thank GOD for your life

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Eka joy u just typed."thank you for this morning o" in YorubaπŸ˜‚ but I get the drift sha

Greatlady no follow me play abeg...where's our story?

SWAG LAFRESH said...

My nephew just started walking. He will go to the tv stand, open the drawer, bring out everything and sit inside. He will also go to the dispenser and open it down.

Cookie said...

Wow!!!!

Thank God for your lives!!!

If you leave, who'll stay with the Woman Nah???

Lady Bug said...

Ask aboki weh dey sell gold now😎

CHI EXOTIC said...

I'm all teary eyed reading this
See, God is always on the throne and he never fails his people

There are certain situations when we tend to doubt God, but one thing I've come to further realize is that God always hold his people down

Thank God for saving you and your neighbour.

Lady Bug said...

Thank God it was blind and not stolen😎

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Lady bug I dey hope nah

Cynthy sugar na Wetin go happen last last be thatπŸ˜‚

Pipi Lee said...

Jesus!!!!
God is good, this God is mighty, he is just great.
Pls, her kids should come and carry her out of that state. Witches and wizards in civil service, they shall not know peace IJN.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Chai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bunmi Kenny said...

Ibukun,se oti mura fun ijogbon awon omo okunrin ba???

I have to boys and i kn what i "pepper" they show me. But its a beautiful thing...

Stella Igbokei said...

Lolz lafresh afi collator

Greatlady. said...

Vic, you have to allow her be only that you should teach her how to shuffle Her time between writing the songs and reading.

There is what is called 'muse'that writers and song writers experience. Even me too, I still experience it. Am writing exam but there is an essay competition am also writing for, my muse for writing comes at night, most nights when I wake up to read, I write the essay instead maybe for 1hr,30mins then start reading.
Her inspiration may be coming at that time of reading for exam and she has to write them because if she doesn't write them at that moment, it goes off and never returns. Even if she remembers them, it won't be as beautiful and strong as before.

Biko, give her back the book. Don't make her have bloc.
And it's a very commendable thing she found out her talent this young. I advise you, cut down her extracurricular activities and enroll her where she can horn the talents. Start early. You never know where it can take her to.
And also help her, encourage her, write her songs with her, also sing with her, let her also learn some musical instruments.

Am saying, start investing in her talent. She is not too young to start winning 5million.
Speaking from experience not head.

Lady Bug said...

Kids are just so adorable πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rhoda Rex said...

Nice one.

Cookie said...

I am a testimony that God is forever faithful , he is God all by himself....

Good Morning my lovelies πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž


Here's for the Children Of Anger and Despair πŸ’Š πŸ’Š πŸ’Š

CHI EXOTIC said...

Chilaka,has faith in all the BV
He prays we all become one big and happy family

Lmao.

Greatlady. said...

And Biko, talent will take her places academics may not take her to. Allow her major her concentration on her talent jhoor.
You don't know if she has that much flair on academics

Lady Bug said...

You too hurry up,you are next abi le boo no propose yesterday?😎

Rhoda Rex said...

U want 3boys??? Like, 1,2,3 boys??? U go fit? Only 1 sef na war. Abeg o.

Chelsy said...

OLOWOGBOGBORO is too faithful to Fail.... Thank God u both are OK

Rhoda Rex said...

Bug, rained all night, and it's still raining...

Anonymous said...

O.Y.O,You are thanking them for their reply? They won't reply you because you are not one of their clique. One or two who is not among them might pity you later and reply you. If it were to be one of them that typed this, you would have seen at least ten replies by now, some will just tell her good morning alone and tell her to kiss her child for them. This is what obtains here. Pick a yansh, start licking it today.

Anonymous said...

That's enough abeg! Haba! The call out ended yesterday, can we please move on? We must not all be friends, let's just be civil to one another or continue behaving like wild cats. Either way the blog must go on. There are no babies here.

Chummy cho cho said...

Jesus! That was some scary shit!! I bless God for y'all.. Stay safe

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol... Jasmine, u fear snakes too? Anytime I read or watch anything about snakes, I end up dreaming about them.. 😏😏

Chelsy said...

U Wat? Lool Pls shift let me faint πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Greatlady. said...

So you too, you no normal. No wonder!

Rhoda Rex said...

We're good...

Chelsy said...

Amen
Give it to God and go to sleep

Lady Bug said...

Stay there and be vying over spilled ​milk,you better find something doing with your life πŸ˜‚

Rhoda Rex said...

Madam, u scarce o.. Good morning to u too...

Pipi Lee said...

Lol.
So sweet. I might just get pregnant before the year runs out. I really love babies a whole lot. Now, i'm discovering my love for pregnancies too. Issorai

amanda favour said...

Happy 😊 belated birthday to you kidjo,our one and only MAMALAWO of SDKB

Greatlady. said...

Ha!!! Anger issues at just 11 months... Na WA oh.
That's tantrum jhoor. Where is the anger coming from. Lol

Chummy cho cho said...

Lmao. My neighbour said she once visited her baby's daycare center unannounced and saw her baby tied to a table. She said she cried that day eh. Lol

ola wealth said...

What a wonderful God we serve

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Party is August 27th.

You can pay 2k.

Working class babe like you should pay more than that na. Haba!!! Joy

MhizVee said...

God is great. This is a really big miracle and your neighbour sure serves a living God.

I know u luv ur mom and can't bear to go without saying goodbye but that move u made was too risky. It could even cause heart or panic attack. There won't be a next time so I won't advice abt next time.

Thank God for His mercies.

Chummy cho cho said...

Hello Cyn... How body?

amanda favour said...

Welcome back chommy

Lady Bug said...

Awfully quiet?,and you actually need answers?😎

Rhoda Rex said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... Chai, God is wonderful.

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooo

Greatlady. said...

I asked you a question few weeks back and you haven't answered me. Trust me to call you out soon.
(Ties belt and walks away)

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

When you zone out, small areas of your brain fall asleep.

Anonymous said...

Be strong sweetheart.

MhizVee said...

Awwww...ur son is cute already 😁

Lady Bug said...

Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

At the end love conquers all😘

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Pastor's daughter, I get them from the net.

Jasmine said...

Cookie, let it go. Haba.

CHI EXOTIC said...

She's still a baby and you can't say she has anger issues.
Kids want what they want and when you take it away from them, they throw tantrums.
Calm down.
There's no cause for alarm.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Good morning bvs

SWAG LAFRESH said...

😘😘

Chummy cho cho said...

Lmao @ teacher's complexion Kids are very observant..

Mine would pray before meal ' father thank you for this meal, bless and sanctify it so that it would not reach (nourish) our body' And when I correct him that it's nourish, he argues with me, ' Mummy it's NOT REACH' Lol

Eka Joy said...

Swaggie, no be poor local ikorodu teacher I be ni?

Jasmine said...

Eka, if u stay one minute will my boy, u must tie his leg my force.

And yes, he's my boy coz he calls me mummy. Hehehehe

Chummy cho cho said...

Happy belated birthday Kidjo.. God bless you

Cookie said...

Hehehehehehe..... Lemme go and read old posts abeg, seems there was drama!!!

How are you Ed?? I love how you love Ela😁😁😁😁

Jasmine said...

Edna!!!!


Hehehehe

Jasmine said...

Let it go. Ha

Rhoda Rex said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Yes move on! Hes an ass

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Apologies GreatLady I must have missed it.

Pipi Lee said...

Good morning nne.

Anonymous said...

What is confusing there? Maybe he just realized that you are an enemy of progress

KIDJO said...

Lady bug, bring your brother lemme marry him but the only thing be say naim go dey wash my PANTSπŸ˜‹
Thanks my people.@amanda and cho cho

Pipi Lee said...

Lmao @ 'not reach'

Stella Igbokei said...

It's good

Anonymous said...

Mine has been miserable since 3days ago and I have about 3k MB on it. I just bought MTN bundle yesterday and it's been good. I hate Nigerians,whatever they touch becomes dust. Etisalat was working so well until it became 9mobile

Elastic said...

Easah pls don't try it again maka ndu gi! Babe pls fuckgive and fuckget! The guy is actually experiencing bad market... Maybe we can buy kayan mata from him so he can chop. Hunger and anger are inseparable!



#DontQuoteMe

Anonymous said...

*greatfool meaning?

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Cookie Pele oh

I dey see u everywhereπŸ˜‚

HRH said...

Please note that Sauna is best for Europeans. The weather in Nigeria is dry and hot, Sauna produces hot dry heat. Steam bath is recommended because it produces hot and moist heat. It is a relaxing wellness experience. If you have a good steam bath, well installed, you shouldn't have any electrical issues.

STARRY LARRY said...

IBK Eka joy typed it's too early, read again




*Larry was here*

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Bunmi Kenny my love for them make me forget the stress o... Eyin no e ma gbadura fun mi jor


Rhoda Shebi u dey here for me

Anonymous said...

You must still be in primary school.
Precisely primary 1b.
People are thinking of investment opportunities and how to scale business, this one is screeching 'let's rate bvs'!!!
Little kids with puff puff brains. Mtsheew.

Anonymous said...

I really don't know what's going on with my and my beau, we have been having this ish since 28 of last month, not like we don't talk we do but not like before and I am just angry with him for something he did that I can't even remember again n I will always cut the call on him but he isn't even trying sef, like ask me what's up or just say sorry n let's move on n be like we use to. I just realized this morning that I have missed him but why can't he just be romantic for once in his life.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Wait first

You people want to start going back and forth bah?

Okay I will clapping hands for una

viva ciara said...

Let's say it's just tantrum.
At 11months she's still too young to be able to understand anything even if you try to curb it.
When she gets on the floor pick her up and cuddle her till she calms down.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Ed and elastic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This is why I don't want Biafra ...how will I attend all these blog marriages πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

No problems browsing.
But dem dey drink the data like say na shepe water.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Cookie take one of the pills

Mumu,if we no settle this one,how we go take fight another one?

You want to start throwing shades and sub's up and down?

Anonymous said...

Plix what is happening and where can I find it where it happened?

Iphie dearie said...

Nooooo
Anonymous your baby is just throwing tantrums.
Log on to baby centre and find out ways you can control that.
There are different ways.. heart breaking. But efficient.
You can let your baby cry all they want without giving in(I didn't have the heart to do this)

Or you can rub her back and talk soothingly to her while she screams.
Keep talking softly....
Whatever you do, please don't scream back or hit her violently... It is really really annoying,but she will definitely outgrow it.
They just like bullying US into doing things their way.xx

Edible Catering said...

I swear that Blog Angry Bird made me weak with laughter.

You people can coin strange strange things here,very apt too.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...
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Edible Catering said...

Do you know where I can make rings?

Iphie dearie said...

Morning Atheist,
I am very much interested in Mental health, so I have read about suicide,drug abuse and depression. Depression is indeed a disease.
I love Evanescence and her song "My Immortal" gets me everytime.
Her name reminds me of Amy Winehouse. Miss that Talent!!!!!

Affordable accessories said...

Hug her lovingly and peck her on the cheek when collecting things from her. Hug her in a prolonged manner that she will not have space to hit her head on the ground. That will help soften her tantrums.

chinenye baby said...

May God name be praise

viva ciara said...

Anon thank God for your life.
It pays to serve God really.

Isaacson(OTONDO) said...

Happy for you and your landlady....God will never abandon his own....thanksgiving loading for you both

viva ciara said...

Lmao

SANDY YO said...

What is dis shapeless amoeba on about again dis am.πŸ˜• I ask for d upteenth time, Is it your old?
Your own demise you mean to say? Who needs your 'ever did it' sorry kwanu?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Iti kom kom, you sure need d night classes more.
Anyhoo, Damn too early biko.
Welcome back from your night waka o. Goan feed ya demons and come back much later to kontinu insulting your mama as usual.πŸ˜‹

Isaacson(OTONDO) said...

Okay ma...will try and see what I can do....but out of ideas share,mail me let's talk

Iphie dearie said...

Robbers!!!!!
I can only imagine how your Momma felt.
I know my Mother will literally collapse(speaking mildly) if she gets such from any of us.

God is gooood!
Anonymous I rejoice with you.

*muttering* Damn all Robbers!! I hate them.

same girl said...

Thanks so much Sandy baby... Just saw it. i dont know how i missed the comment. Will Check it out.


HRH, thanks a lot. I appreciate.

cat eyes said...

9mobile is the best when it comes to browsing but it's m bundle is more expensive compared to the other networks

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