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Tuesday, 29 August 2017

End Time Girlfriend ''If I Cant Have you,No One Else Will''

Andrew Whitmore, woke up in incredible pain and soaked in blood in his ex’s apartment and he realized moments later that he had been drugged and his ex-girlfriend had tattooed her face all over his chest, arms, legs, back, posterior and even on his privates



“She even tattooed her face on my dick,” he told reporters in shock.
“I can’t even go pee without seeing her face on my dick and balls,” he said in disbelief.

“She kept screaming, no one will ever want to sleep with you again. You are mine, mine!!!” he recalls.

Officer Elliot Brown and Douglas Thompson of the Cincinnati Police Department admit they’d never heard of such a case in all their years in the police force.

Weirdly enough, Whitmore did not file any complaint against his ex-girlfriend who reportedly tattooed her face on his body 77 times, and the couple have even started dating again.


“Overall, I kind of felt guilty over the whole deal. I’m the one who cheated on her like forty times and got her hooked on crystal meth and crack cocaine.”
“And now that I’m tattooed with her face all over my body, ass cheeks and genitals, seriously, would anybody else want to hook up with me?” he said jokingly.

“I mean, at the end, a vagina is a vagina, and women are basically all crazy, so why not stick around with her?” he said with humor.
“What worse thing could happen? She could tattoo a swastika on my forehead like Charles Manson or something but I think she’s learned her lesson,” he added.
Anna Gibbons, 38, has promised local authorities to check into rehab for her addiction problems and the couple have even planned to get married in Las Vegas next year, once her treatment is completed.

Edited from world news daily reports.



*She should also let him tattoo himself all over her and the tattoos on both of them would pose as their wedding rings..


22 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

Are you kidding me? See me laughing sheepishly here πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚



*Larry was here*

AGELESS T said...

Oh my God!

Just when you thought you've seen it all. Awon monitoring spirit.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

See the worwor man the lady dey die for. hahahahahaha
2 mad and kolo people

ESE EsSAy said...

Lol bad geh! He got that for being a cheat

Issorai said...

That serves him right and he knows it. After introducing her to drugs and messing up her life, he then decides to dump her.

Anonymous said...

Now, that's how to get a guy seated... This is really humorous and aptly speaking.. the guy has A VERY GOOD HEART. He is so calm and accepts his fault and stay with his crazy mess all his life forever after.. That's true love..

Not justifying cheating even though it's hard to ignore but mehn.. Nigerian ladies need to learn how to do some funny things...


#JustPasserBy

Priceless Jewel said...

Hahahahahahhaaahaahaahaahaaahahaha, can't stop laughing! What a sick & demented girlfriend! This is pure undiluted obsession! May God help us!



... Jesus is my worth!

Adadioramma said...

Is this jealousy or what? She is capable of killing.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Nonsense

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Sicko and weirdo everywhere!
Nigerian women that are very good copycats should not also copy this o, you never know how your partner will react to such atrocious deed.

Anonymous said...

very funny, see the guy sef, hahahahahahahahahaha

Chidinma Grace said...

Hmmmm they fit each other

Anonymous said...

This is so so funny..crazy folks

MissAmusa said...

I can do this. Lol! Serves him right. He'll look at his Penis and see her face. Hahahahahaha.

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Crazy couple really πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


LEPπŸ˜›

Shy Artsy gal... said...

Crazy ass GF... They fit each other. The best fitting sound track to this sick drama is "LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE" by Eminem Ann Rihanna. Lol

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

I can't stop laughing

KIDJO D MAMALAWOπŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ώ said...

I love the girlπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

jelly said...

They are both crazy 😜 😁😁

Henny said...

Very good I like it

Kudos cakes 08185151255 said...

This one na love kill me

Anonymous said...

Shut up woman or are you a copy cat?

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