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Monday, 14 August 2017

IN HOUSE NEWS -MONDAY

''.........Na the work wey we dey do!''

Happy Monday to everyone,I hope your is as bright as the day is where ever you are?  Kisses to Jaymoore,Angel Beautiful and You!






CHIOMA COVERS IHN


This is the 3rd time i am using this photo because i love it...and I feel like eating roasted corn and pear!..hahahahahahhahahahahahaahha
Kisses to you Chioma


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BIRTHDAY GIRL HELEN LEONARD COVERS IHN


Attached are the pictures of my friend and I, am the dark one. her name is Helen Leonard. Please i will like this message to be posted for her too. Thank you. I wish this my baeby girl for life #Chubbyberry a very Happy Birthday. God's blessings all the way. I am happy you decided to walk with me in life as a sister. I cherish all the beautiful memories we have had together. And the sad times I still loved you even more. In all know that God is your pillar and he will never leave you alone. You shall be celebrated Beyond a Happy Birthday.I love you.


This una love and sisterhood strong ooooooh...Happy birthday babe






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URGENT NEED FOR HOUSE TO RENT

Am in urgent need of a miniflat ( one bedroom flat) around Ajah, the house should be located within Ajah-Thomas, Abraham Adesanya upwards towards LBS, please at an affordable price.  You can reach me via this number 07063536364. Thank you .






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PHOTO OPERATION SUCCESSFUL:LIFE OF TTC FINALLY OVER


Dear Stella,

My wife has finally had the Surgery removed and the surgery was done in  on 25th of February 2017. Honestly it was the scariest day of my life. I bless God my wife survived the 3 hours surgery (from when she was opened). Would have loved to send you the pictures but for privacy sake cos her face is evident. The size is same as an 8 month old fetus. It was a miracle she made it cos alot of things happened. 

Bless God on my behalf cos right now she's 10 weeks gone. I celebrate my own courage self cos an average guy would have worn his shoes on his hands and go 130mph at the time i knew she had fibrosis. She didn't even know then she had the growth. Na romance my hands find go her stomach while we were still dating then and i saw oddities there. I insisted she go for check up and viola it was 11cm by 9cm or so then. This was 2014. Got married 2015 with me having faith though i knew the challenges ahead; my faith in God was intact. We TTCed till 2017 when complications started coming in like involuntary urination, unusual protruding of the belly, etc and the fears for surgical removal heightened due to the fact that 2 persons we were so close to died while having similar procedure. Bear in mind my wife is skinny. So if big strong women can transit to beyond, how much more a skinny babe.

Please pray for safe delivery on our behalf and providence cos i want the best for my baby. After my wife, na u i love next o. Pictures for your eyes only please.

*JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH;I AM SO DONE WITH MEAT:::OMG OMG OMG:NEVER SEEN FIBROID SO BIG EVER:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!


The poster is a BV who had mailed in asking of the contact of the BV whose fibroid was taken out...Omg this is too big..i feel weak..WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING??????????????????????????
If you want to see the SHOCKING Photo,please mail me...JESUS!


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#OurMumuDonDo


I was born during General Sanni Abacha’s administration. While growing up, I knew absolutely nothing about what it meant to be a Nigerian and the state of the nation as of the era I was born. 

After Sanni Abacha died, a song erupted. No one knew how or where it came from but we all just found ourselves singing it and it goes thus:
“One day, One day,
Nigeria play ball,
Kanu jump up,
One naira fall.
Abacha take am go buy chewing gum.
Yum Yum Yum, chewing gum dey sweet.
Three days later, Abacha die”.

Whenever we finished singing this song, the older ones around us seemed to have a breathtaking joy that beamed across their faces. We never knew why the death of a leader would bring so much celebration, but, this joy always had a way of rubbing off on us who were the children because it brought to mind “The promise of a better Nigeria".

My dad had a slim and aged white client who visited our house not so often. His command of pidgin goes a long way in proving that he had spent quite a long time in Nigeria. His lips had grown dark from cigarettes but he never stopped puffing several sticks whenever he came visiting and even though I hated the smell of cigarettes, I loved to hear the intelligent words that came out of his mouth whenever he spoke.

I would sit inside and listen to him and dad discuss business and from business, they proceeded into matters of the state. He always started off by bragging about his country after which he ended by admitting that Nigeria is a blessed country that will definitely soar in no distant future. 

The promise of a better Nigeria was a craze we never got cured from. I watched my dad and neighbours run to the polling booth at every election, with hopes that the to-be president will be better than the former. I watched them brag about their candidates during the elections. But after the elections, I watched their ego die a painful death, from disappointment to pain and then to vying for another president who they believed would be the messiah.

Franchise they say is the best exercise. But, if this was what it meant to exercise one’s franchise, then I had sworn never to be like my neighbours who wore long faces after exercising theirs.

I grew up to realise that in Nigeria, the constitution only works if you are a nobody that knows nobody. 

I grew up to realise that those who teach you to fight for your right will fight you right back if it is not in their favour.

I grew up to realise that millions of people are ready to fight with you before the war erupts but when you get to the battlefield, you turn to realise that you have been stabbed in the back by your cheerers and the sword gently twisted in.

I grew up to realise that the capital of Nigeria is “Cowardice City” and we all are cowards who only have a strong hold behind our keypads. 

I grew up to realise that before an election, the citizens are important but after an election, the citizens are just another option.

I grew up to realise that the best way to be made for life is to hold a political position. 

I grew up to realise that a better Nigeria is a dream we might never wake up from if we keep enduring this dreamland.

ANONYMOUS BV






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VACANCY


A Company with offices in  Lagos and Abuja is in need of a smart, 
efficient and young Front desk/Admin Officer for immediate employment in 
there "LAGOS OFFICE" . Candidate should not be more than 35 years old.

Interested candidates should forward their CVs to:  
itunuoluwa.eniafe@gmail.com





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BUSINESS MEME







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BUSINESS MEME









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VACANCY
Thank u Obong-awan Stella for posting the vacancy for the barber, I got 2 great Barbers courtesy of your blog... We r expanding our Staff strength due to demand. 

Emclaz Photo Studio is in need of  A professional Photographer, a person who is good with studio photography and editing... Apply in person to the Manager of Emclaz at No_293 Oron Road Uyo, Akwa ibom state or call 07089895665



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MEMO TO BV DANNY FISIYE

Please what is the meaning of GOAT that you always attach to your comments?Someone who doesnt Understand dropped a comment somehwere asking why you call people goat ......I dont even know myself.....Or is it private?





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FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

I know it's been dark in the valley recently. You wonder if you will make it through and what awaits you if you do. But as you move through, know this: You are someone's hero — a living example of faithful & cheerful perseverance. Someone has the courage to meet the day because they see you do it. Someone sees GOD in you . . . even when you feel you can't see God at all. Even on your worst day, you are a BLESSING. Isn't God amazing?

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Hi

SWEETIE said...

In one word, describe how you feel right now?

Chameleon said...

happy ihn. semi happy me. money fall on me

danny fisiye said...

seen this picture before nah





#GOAT™

Miss Ess said...

Monday ihn is bae. Happy birthday Helen.

Eka Joy said...

You know ehn, the fear of parents withdrawing their kids from the private sector is really making a lot of schools do some things that are wrong and this is having a negative effect on education.

For instance, I was made a temporary class teacher last term and even though I didn't like it one bit, I decided I would definitely do something different.

So when we were filling the students' report cards, I wrote 'He is very playful, stubborn and dirty. He is also an average student. There's room for improvement. Then I submitted to my HOD.

You needed to see her screaming and saying I shouldn't write that, that the parents will either complain or withdraw their kids from the school and then 'Mama' will get angry with me.

And I was like 'Lai Lai, these parents need to hear the undiluted truth on how their kids are doing in school so as to also help talk to them, thereby making our work easier and being a better influence on the kid.

But Oga no gree sha. We eventually settled for. ' he's very playful. He's also an average student.' I wasn't happy with that. But what will I do. No be me get school.

Another instance is in the primary sector where parents just come and tell the school they want the kids to be double promoted and mama knows that If she doesn't oblige them, there's a chance they will take the kid to another school who will take them in that class. This is so wrong. Only a teacher can suggest that a child should be given double promotion.

There's this instance of this woman who said her daughter who was doing quite okay after pry 1 should be promoted to pry 3 as against pry 2. Her reason being that the daughter is too tall for the class as she's taller than most of her classmates. TF!!!! And to think this woman is a govt school teacher.

Wetin we go do na, we put her in pry 3 and you need to see how poorly this girl is doing now probably because all she was to learn in pry 2, she couldn't, thanks to the poor decision of her mother. But what can we do, we need their money to keep the school moving.

On issue of class repetition, that one is totally impossible. I remember when I was in pry school, after the exams, if you do poorly, my dear, u ain't moving an inch from that class and parents complied because parents of those days know how important it is for children to do well in school. And even double promotion was only given from pry 4 to pry 6 only after the pry 4 students take a special exam after the normal end of session exams called 'double promotion exam'. Only kids who do well in this particular exam move on to pry 6 while others who passed only the normal exam are promoted to pry 6 and those who didn't unfortunately repeated pry 4.

But nowadays, most private schools don't even have pry 5 anymore as the class will be empty cos no parent would agree for his or her child not to be promoted to pry 6 after p4.

So parents pls, let the teachers do their work. Don't interfere except you know for a fact that the teacher is teaching your kids rubbish (yea, there are so many unqualified teachers out there). Take the truth when they give it to u and use that opportunity to find ways to better your child instead of fighting the teachers thinking they are insulting your child.

THE END

GOONs Mi said...

Great week already!!!

Brandedme said...

I came

Chilaka Christian said...

Happy New week one big and happy family, once again you guys at the Edo SDK party, you guys look cool, God bless all the givers in this blog, one love

amanda favour said...

Stella,GOAT is GREATEST OF ALL TIME

Anonymous said...

Hello XxxTrinityxxx, you once suggested fair and white exclusive for someone. Please can I use the fair and white soap with it? Hope it doesn't give dark knuckles? Please answer as soon as you see this, thanks pretty.

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Chai afta all d love cb i typed i missed Singles n Mingles poat yesterday. May tjos online stuff isn't for me. Boo is probably not on this blog.lemme com n be hping🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

Eka Joy said...

Stella, I think GOAT is a slangish acronym for greatest of all times

Valerian said...

Someone should please translate this for me....HOW MANY YEARS I TAKE SENIOR ???

Cutiebee said...

Good afternoon all

Anonymous said...

I think I have found my missing rib from the last snm. We just clicked.

Cookie said...

Lmaooooo at that Memo to Fisiye..... The GOAT means Greatest Of All Times, I think it's the tittle of Kendrick's Album or so cos that's when I started noticing the addition of GOAT to his comment.... Except I'm wrong sha..... Dunno!!!

How's the day going?? Any better??

Chikito, well-done MaπŸ˜•
FabbieπŸ˜›πŸ˜›

Stella maris Baby said...

Chommy,you are beautiful.
Lovely..

Chidinma Grace said...

IHN always bae. I love that corn picture. Happy birthday girl. Age with grace.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#That awkward moment when you think you recognize someone and start saying hi and it's not them πŸ˜‚

ejike capable said...

goat. greatest of all times.

Baby_kingsway said...

IHN Monday!!!! I can't wait for this week to end. I am already dreaming of how I will slay with my iro and buba.. Jeez...
I still need to lose 10kg before next week... Baby kingsway.. Hwaiting!!!

Blackberry said...

If they ask me if I still believe in Nigeria, I wouldn't know know what to answer! Politicians are recycled, no fresh face, just same group of old army generals right from wen democracy started. Except for one.

Olori Orente said...

Good afternoon all
Can't get over this movie"bride for rent"
What's your addiction?

#iamafruitfulvine

Anonymous said...

Thanks creamie will mail you when i get myself. still not feeling fine & also on drip. Please for bvs that post things for the fun of it, can u people stop it some take it serious like i did with Kidjo recommendations which lands me on hospital bed.

Nuola said...

GOAT means Greatest Of All Time

Abigail Joseph said...

Yea , first to comment

Anonymous said...

XP come and write novel, we have missed it.
Charismatic Diva come and chant like a village witch, we have missed it.
Bloglord come and show your hypocritical side, we have missed it.
TGW come and share hugs while acting like the mother Theresa. I see through you.
Xoxo Mystery come and write novel like your madam, you sound deranged by the way, we have missed it.
Hi LA fresh the future gold digger hahahaha, Charismatic Diva is a fool, eziokwu.
Droyalty your time has passed, can we breathe in peace?

Anonymous said...

Pls where is blog visitor Monkeynofine? I Hope she is fine.
MNF(in bloggie's voice) are you still using that ur Gmail that end with numbers? Check it, I sent you a mail.
I hope she reads this.

Kay Bee said...

I feel good today. I know God s got me always. Issa new week baby!πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Stella maris Baby said...

Beautiful faces of IHN,Una welcome.


Happy birthday @ Helen.
Age gracefully..

Kim Na Na said...

G.O.A.T means greatest of all time..

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Monday IHN saves life, can't wait for the day to end.

So observations from yesterday's SnM post, why are there so many single ladies from Anam bra state.

I read through the 605 comments and over 100 were single ladies from Anam bra alone.

Maybe somebody from an Anambra state can tell me why their ladies can't seem to hook up a man .what can be the cause of this

*is it The hefty bride price they ask their intending suitors to pay that discourages men from from asking for their hands in marriage

*or it is the unsubmissive nature of their women,yes Anambra woman are very stubborn

Plus I noticed something else about their posts, most of them are quite educated but most of them stated that they wanted men from Anambra state.

Why won't these single ladies try men from other igbo lands or other tribes in the country.

Anybody from Anambra care to explain this things to me,

Pastor's Daughter said...

ihn too short maka why?








*hangs leg on the wall*

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Its me stunning slim shady a.k.a Ms SSS




Best half of amazing Prince... Amazing mum to cute twin boys


#ibelieve #iprophesy




Anonymous said...

To the poster asking what GOAT means.


I think it is Greatest Of All Time.

Anonymous said...

Fan mum how far? I heard you go anon to cuss, izit true? Don't tell me to use an ID I do not have unless you want me to use your own.
In fact anyone that chants use your ID under this comment will have to share hers with me this week. I'm serious. I will use the person's moniker for the week.
We have found drama on this blog, Stella haven't you?

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Monday IHN is bae.. lalala

Oma maranma said...

That dark in Edo party pictures should PLEASE consider modelling job!. Your skin colour is beautiful!!. Google 'few models' agency. If you go international ehh... you'll be hot cake. your pose in those photos with your face is model-like. If only those that discovered olajumoke, will discover you too. I will look up for good modelling agency and drop for you to contact (if you're a Bv) but check few models.. its good and it's international. I wanted to go for then too but I'm in Anambra (benin is closer to lagos) and circumstances are drawing me back too.

But in all, consider modelling please!

Rocky said...

I want to troll today

Anonymous said...

Chikito I read your comment on SP this morning, you did billboard ad with Lilian Bach? Babe you is an old woman dang! Lilian Bach stopped appearing in billboards like 15years ago. Enjoy your football age man

Anonymous said...

Who have I not called out of recent? Stella you are next if you don't post my comments

sexy Daddy said...

Hahaahhahahh@Danny's goat comment!

Faces of house looking beautiful!

Eeehn,August meeting is here!How many of our Bvs are going for this annual ritual?

This August meetings I heard,read carries a lot of baggage ranging from infidelity, show offs,and lots of evil acts on our side some of our women.Because they are trying so hard to belong! Some of this ladies go extra mile to get or have what they will use to show off or impress others!

August meeting ladies, biko,ejoo don't try so hard to be what you are not!Be real you as you don't have to be in competition with anybody.

It may interest you to know that the soul aim of this meeting is for social services, humanity,and social responsibility to your community and not to showcase different types wrappers,shoes, gold chains and carsπŸ˜€πŸ˜€.

Women groups try as much as you can to lecture your women on self contentment! And virtues as they are the mirrors of the society.

I think I will stop here.









I thinks I will stop here

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha na really goat. It means the greatest of all times. chai stella you self fall hands ooo.

Happy birthday Helen and wish you beautiful years.

Thank God for the man's wife with fibriod. Nobody should be afraid when going for the operations. Dont allow any person to tell you it will kill you and dont allow negative influence near you. People have been doing it and they have been coming out alive. I am happy your wife is now preggie. She will deliver peacefully Amen.
That is what women are passing through. It is very rampart now especially to all black women. Very few women dont have it. Thank God once again.

Kidjo the mamalawo, abeg no vex, wetin you prescribe give your client wey dey shit anyhow since 2 days. Abeg make una no kill me with laugh on this blog. Kidjo kidjo, after you na you again. hahahahaha.

Beautiful today. I am loving it. God is very good

Broomstick said...

Congrats sir on the successful operation and conception. May you(na una both carry the belle o) carry to term in good health, with joy and happiness plus plenty money to cater for your God's gift.
That vacancy/testimony about the barbershop thrilled me as he's testifying that people have been employed from SDK.
Please help me thank Doppelganger for the books she sent to me. Oshe.
I wanted to participate in SP today cos I missed seeing Eka Joy's comments. Was really glad reading from her as this assured me she's ok.
Did I notice One Trillion's comment yesterday?
Akwa/Cross BVs, let's hook up na? I keep checking but no one seems to respond. Are there only two of us in both states?

Anonymous said...

Nothing will carry me to SDK Lagos blog party venue. Barracks of all places, chukwu aju. Those going should be mindful of the way they dress to avoid embarrassment. Those uniform guys are deadly AF

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Happy birthday Helen, may God bless your new age.

BV Chioma, I love that picture too. Send me some pear please!

Oga that his wife had a successful operation, thank God for His mercy. Congratulations.

Bv born during Abacha regime, you're still a kid. You still have more to learn.

I think the meaning of GOAT is: Greatest of all time.

What else? God bless you all.
I had a very busy day. I'm tired, about to eat my veggie casserole.

Sweet Nekky said...

Please any tips on how to cope with loss of loved one? pls help am losing mind.

Sweet Mother said...

I saw a picture this morning in aFacebook group of someone asking for prayers dor healing of an ailment that has gone on for 11years. Facebook even blocked the photo saying it contains graphic content and you can click if you want to view. I was preparing for breakfast and cautioned myself. curiosity wouldn't let me be.
I clicked on it and for some seconds I was wondering what part of the body I was staring at. It was truly graphic. I felt for the lady. It looked like a very bad "cancer of the leg".
That was how I ended up boiling egg to eat my jollof rice. Cant eat meat till I get over it.

FWB said...

Stella your blog is great!
Someone contacted me concerning the modelling stuff for my little daughter and we' ve started arranging.
Where is that anonymous sympathiser from Thursday IHN? What do you have to say now that your prayers were not answered? Buhahahahahahahahahah

Chikito I love you, keep being you and keep educating us with your comments. I'm training my princess to become an intelligent, smart and enterprising young woman like you. Kisses to you babe.

amanda favour said...

Stella maris and to two anons that asked how I Cooked my spaghetti and beans jollof on breakfast post,I saw it late and I'm here to answer your questions (I hope you get to see it o!)

INGREDIENTS -
1 packet of golden penny spaghetti
Half paint bucket of fresh tomatoes
3 cups of beans ( I used brown beans)
2 smoked fish
Vegetable oil or any oil of your choice
Onions
Knorr cubes
Blended crayfish
Pepper

PREPARATION -
Parboil your beans for. Some minutes,wash and drain.

Break your spaghetti to your desired size,parboil and drain.

Slice your tomatoes and onions,fry for some minutes to retain some freshness (I don't deep fry)add your knorr or any seasoning of your choice and also pepper.

Wash the fishes,debone and put in a pot,add the blended crayfish,knorr,onions and little water and cook for some minutes.
Remove the fish and keep separately,add the fried tomatoes to the fish stock,put your beans first and start cooking,cook it till it becomes tender. Add your parboiled spaghetti and cook till it becomes tender and blends with the beans( if your beans is well cooked and soft,you'll enjoy it more)#my opinion

That's how I cook mine
O.k bye πŸ™‹

IJAY said...

Pretty Chioma, I so ate that thing on your yesterday 😘😘,happy birthday Helen may God bless your new age, thank God for you and your wife,congratulations, nice business meme, may God bless those looking for job. Do have a good afternoon

O. Y. O said...

Good day all. Thank God for your testimony @d TTC poster, may ur wife carry to full term. May God bless those businesses with people that will buy their stuff. Sign out meme is nice.

Fine gal no pimple said...

That birthday comment made me cry ooo! Its too beautiful, I wish I had friends like this ooo. I wish!

Anonymous said...

G O A T.... Greatest Of All Time

usani osim said...

Life begins on Mondays ; Mondays are D.O.P.E on IHN!

Stella you are bae

Anonymous said...

G O A T....Greatest Of All Time

PinkLemons said...

Happy Birthday Chubbyberry. Live long and prosper.


Stella boiled corn is baer than roasted one πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Lady Ijaaay said...

Ehen! I thought about that too, how can a human being indicate #goat on every piece? Abi danny fisiye are you are goat or is it a coded language(now he will see this simple question na as an insult, meanwhile he has been using it o) dont just insult me o i dont even have strength to respond sef..... lemme come and be going

Dust Emy said...

I greet everyone, why is all the jobs in Lagos? Am seriously looking for job in Abuja. Chai.

Lady Bug said...

Slay

Lady Bug said...

You can have a second look 😎

Chummy cho cho said...

Eating is such a chore these days. I don't why I've never liked food. When I was little, I wished I could live on water! I hate being sick cos it makes it worse. I'm tired ojare. Wish I could eat and eat, I badly need to add weight, tired of looking ka nwa ya na mmadu bi 😁😁.. I'm already on multivatamins et al but still😏

Anonymous said...

GOAT means greatest of all time.

Lady Bug said...

And you saw😎

Debbyola said...
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Lady Bug said...

Really?😎

Anonymous said...

Sorry for those of u using that soap and cream once u stay under the sun for an hour watch as ur skin gets 2shades darker. Try and see

Eka Joy said...

Nothing do me before na. But thanks

Anonymous said...

Lagos BVs can't we do any other fun ting apart from party? Let's hang out at the beach or even do movies. Must we all wait for the party? What about some of us that can't attend the party? You people are boring.

Lady Bug said...

Over to her 😎,be fair and white like oyinbo​😎

Lady Bug said...

Your boo is on the street of Lagos,you are busy searching on s&m😎

Lady Bug said...

Hire a translator 😎

Lady Bug said...

Yinmu,Just yesterday,you don click 😎

Lady Bug said...

Start skipping and drinking water

Lady Bug said...

Stop dreaming 😎

Duchess said...

What a cool weather, I guess the raining days are over. I just want to send a shout out to my darlings here;
Tetrina mama congrats dear,bigger you I pray IJN
TGW so ure a movie freak like me mehn I love the movies of the 90's, my regards to the squad make sure they learn Do Re Mi and Eldeweiss
portable viv how is you and baby longest time, I miss you
Default smile I just can't wait for our LO to be here. Your home is blessed already
Swag lafresh my afemai sister, Hallelujah will never be bitter in our mouth IJN
Chikito babes abeg I'm still job hunting
Eka joy we get talk o
Sexiest mother long time no hear, how is school
Droyalty our chairman I dey hail o, September is just few weeks away. Hope ure preparing for resumption?
Tegz cakes and events, my throat is scratching me o lolz
Yomslaw, I miss seeing your teeth

Ehm I'm coming let me finish editing this cover letter, 2017 is my year

Lady Bug said...

And you are?😎

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Sweet Neky, please try and remember the good times you had with the loved one you lost and also pray to God to give you comfort.

Go to church and continue to sing praises to God. It is well with you Amen

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Sleepy

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Greatest Of All TimeπŸ‘Œ

Lady Bug said...

Where's your signature sign out? 😎

Lipstickalley said...

Stellz, GOAT ls greatest of all time

Lady Bug said...

Okay......nice to know😎

Anonymous said...

I've said it before. 99% of the remedies are copy and paste recipes from Internet. Untested and unverified.
Na una go be lab rat for the testing.

Anonymous said...

Woow, so parents do this in Nigeria? What is the rush in promoting a child that isn't exceeding among his/her mates? This is not fair on the child.
Here in U.K. it very rare to promote children because they grade them according to their date of birth. Children born from September to August the next year are class mates. parents are updated about their child's progress during parents even which happens twice a year though parents can be contacted if there is concern about their child progress or wellbeing.

Why do Nigerians rush their children. Some children aren't mentally prepared to start secondary or higher institutions yet some parents want them to.
The woman that feel her child is too tall should calm down, my daughter was born in September which mean she was among the late starter and tallest in her class but that didn't bother me because she is intelligent and has lots of friends.

Eka the owners should think twice about her actions because it's very bad. Money is not everything.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

My bestie 😘

How's you

Lady Bug said...

Enjoy your job description 😎

Anonymous said...

Arm chair analyzer.

If you can analyze your life up to 5% like this as to why it is like this at the moment, you too will be a #GOAT.

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Hahaha Madame thinker

GOONs Mi said...

Great!

Anonymous said...

Fab mum come and take a leaf from ekajoy
You see how readable this epistle is? Copy her pls. Yours are always filled with errors and gbagauns, real gbagauns aside the phone errors.
Maybe it's a night school that you even need, better still contact ekajoy to come and be doing home lesson for you, she is a good teacher. I'm sure your hubby can afford her, she is still a local level teacher. she won't charge much.

Dazzle said...

What is our age difference?

Yeah, ur welcome

Anonymous said...

Una no dey prophesy to find cure to cancer, to be president to be multimillionaire. Na only how to marry and procreate like rabbits. Nigerian women and their super low IQ. Uber dullard.

Anonymous said...

Bleachy Bleachy things all over the place. Later they will now look older than their age

Anwuli Uzu said...

Good afternoon chikito, trust you are having a great day. Have you been able to help me get the info on HR courses?thank you

Anonymous said...

Yimu
You want us to believe you did not participate, you don see baby na

Esther Mgbolu said...

You mean yestetday's snm???Ok oo,it's all good

Anonymous said...

Mstheeeew
Bring back our quotes St frankkool

Anonymous said...

Coward

Anonymous said...

This your English may have been a factor in you not getting a job.

*why are*

Rocky said...

Spaghetti and beans?? Wow, that's totally new!

If I have mind, I'll try it

FORD EDGE said...

Hello Eka, how are you doing? As for the report/feedback given to parents concerning their chid's progress (behavioural and academic) in school, I once was in a position where I reported at the end of term that a particular child in my school was aggressive as she pinches any child who plays with her when the teacher isn't looking, on submitting the report to the Head of School, he examined that comment and eventually took it out, since I couldn't argue with him neither could I register my displeasure at such, I left his office with the report to effect necessary changes. I had to ask another senior colleague why he did that, and it was fully explained to me that as a teacher who knows the power and effect of her words to the hearts of people, you opt for positive feedback when reporting so that even years later when the child stumbles on the report, they don't feel less of themselves because of something that was said many years ago.
My point is sometimes it's not just because of the parents that you don't use such critical words.

Lady Bug said...

Your presence is not needed 😎

Anonymous said...

My dear buy cyproheptadine or cypron
It will make you eat well and sleep well
Than eat plenty swallow and eggs

Anonymous said...

She has travelled together with Queen and boss to go and renew their jazz

Kim Na Na said...

Then we conquered

young FOREVER said...

U r right

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, me too though mine is breakfast. I will wake up in the morning and won't eat until lunch time. God help us.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Aren't you suppose to look it up first before writing this meaningless comment.

Anonymous said...

@anon 14:14 How stupid can one be in 2017? Don't bother answering it's a rhetorical question. Did it occur to you that she could have appeared as a child model?

@Chikito is there a law from a village that states that you must share every aspect of your life with a bunch of strangers. I'm a straight shooter, no time for nonsense, so I'll tell you truth.
Whether you accept it or not is not my business.
These people, these ones 'cosying' around, hailing you etc honestly don't care.
You exist for their entertainment.
Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

You are stupid
Use your id
Come and share my Id with me for one week, you are welcome
Kiki Kiki

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Kidjo come and see your patient complaining oo, I can't stop laughing at this postπŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

How can you read a post from kidjo and try it out,is she a doctor or a babalawo for you to take her serious.

Abeg somebody shift and let me faint...can't stop laughing reallyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Most of these girls are very old, they reduce their age in order to find a suitor here

Lady Bug said...

You that is not boring,why don't you initiate the hangouts?😎

Anonymous said...

It will be fine don't worry.
The funny thing is upon all the mouth people make here, shame will not allow these same people to go and introduce themselves.

Una go jump bike, go party to introduce yourself as mamalawo of the blog go hard you? Why na? Stop stupid.

Anonymous said...

Broomstick
Start a Whatsapp group for akwa cross and post the link here, others will join
Why are you all shouting as if those that do it have two heads?

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Multivitamin is dangerous to your health! Those things,have bad side effect.

Even though I love cooking, I never like food myself. Sometimes, I eat only ones a day and in small portion. I added very few kilo after I gave birth and I kept it; even though I still look slim.

Provided you're fit and healthy, you have nothing to worry about.

Anonymous said...

You are not alone
I'm not attending too

ChyAdaJesus said...

Tetrina dear big congrats on your promotion. Lone time no hear. Guess your new position demands enuf time. Be good dralg. Love ya 😍😘.

Good day good people of this blog. May our day be productive.

Anonymous said...

Hahahshahahahahahah

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Exhausted 😧


LEPπŸ˜›

Gold Taken said...

Great but if it's only parboiling, won't the beans still be hard?

Anonymous said...

Who told you they are ordinary friends? They might be lesbian partners

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Pls dash me d 10kg u want to loose


Kikiki

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Chameleon chameleon you seem to have repented from sexual commic posts...abi your village people are now on sdk πŸ˜ƒ



LEPπŸ˜›

The General's Wife said...

Eeeeya Chommy Baibe!
Nne don't worry ur appetite wil be up soon.
And Biko stop fretting about ur size. Embrace Yori unique figure and flaunt it ok? Shey fat dey reign???

Sending u loads of kisses and hot goat meat pepper soup with unripe plantain😍😍😍

The General's Wife said...

Amen! And u wil soo shine!

Yes dear I love movies!

The General's Wife said...

Sounds yummmmy!
Choi!

Anonymous said...

Hahahshhaha
Sdk ur bvs are not ok

Oma maranma said...

She was just being sarcastic. In a bid to bring down chikito, you forgot to understand her comment. That comment she left was sarcasm. I haff tire for una, allow the girl breath

Stella maris Baby said...

Waw waw


Yummy,uto..
Thanks @ Amanda Favour.
Will try it weekend.

God bless

The General's Wife said...

Chai!
Speedy healing to her.

U just reminded me of that "craw-craw-afflicted-purry" video and pictures of a beautiful-faced lady that was twerking and has gone viral😫How can someone with such dare appear in public in something other than a maxi dress???😫

Lipstickalley said...

Hyped

Anonymous said...

Duchess you still job hunting since last year or so, may God provide you with a good one. Why don't you reach out to chikito through Stella?

Lipstickalley said...

Fear, fear anon. Loooool

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahhahahaha🀣🀣🀣
I said that Anon's comment made my morning🀣🀣

And maybe I found it funnier cos it's Kidjo🀣🀣🀣
Pls dear anon,learn to censor the advice and "prescriptions" you take on SM🀣🀣

But seriously,sorry ok?

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Awesome

Oma maranma said...

Some one should also contact that dark girl in Edo party pictures too. She will be good.

* side eyes* I don't mind modelling too... need to model this my face and long hair too. It's showbiz after all. Might lead to a movie role

amanda favour said...

@Gold Taken,please Re- read it again .
After parboiling the beans,wash,drain and cook till tender before adding parboiled spag...o.k

The General's Wife said...

Chai. Sorry once again.

Lipstickalley said...

Anon, and you are their logistics manager since you have all their info.

Anonymous said...

Pls drop the number for the PH watsapp group. I have tried joining via the link and it's not working.

Lady Bug said...

I am Lady Bug

Lipstickalley said...

Get busy, engage yourself just to take your mind off it at intervals. Pele my dear

Lady Bug said...

Rie nsi namesake

Omotola Brianna said...

Amen somebody. LMAO

Eka Joy said...

Ha Duchess!!! What have I done now?

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

So sorry there is no specific rule. Just dwell on the word of God for comfort. Not easy, the lord is your strength.

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Male lobsters' bladders are in their heads, when they fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha TGW me too wants to get fat ooo. I had to check my weight on saturday, i need to add small, to look more sweet

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I saw that picture too. The way I screamed ehn... Lord have mercy on her

Anonymous said...

Eka u have become my prayer point since i discovered u teach.I pray to God everyday to always be rich enough to afford good quality teachers for my kids and not poor to d point i have to settle for your type

inope victory said...

SomehowπŸ˜”

KIDJO said...

HahahahahahaπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…...You just want to look for my trouble right, I don't remember recommending anything for you miss unknown the anonymous
sickler,I can only recommend if the ancestors permit me toπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… maybe you re suffering from an incurable disease that's why you are still sick,use protection una nor go hear😬😬😬😬
Take 3 bottles of palmie with catfish pepper soup, you go finally get well

PS, I don't do copy and paste ok.I'm too beautiful for that😞😞😞
Don't ever call my name or else you will see my other side.

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Sweet

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Amen 😘😘

KIDJO said...

So a 10years old kid cannot do billboard with Lilian Bach abi? Anuofia of a something

Anonymous said...

Pls how do I change my blog ID from my real name to a preferred name?
I've tried signing out on blogger and signing in my preferred email add to comment with but it's still showing the other one.
Chikito, Martins et al Biko help out

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

IS there shoki ahnnnn attached to d translation?

KIDJO said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…I can't even remember o, maybe the person went under anon to cuss me (as they normally do) after I've helped her so the ancestors decided to inflict her with running stomach as her punishment...πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Hahaha no b only rib na bone
Marrow

Anonymous said...

Rolex chick where art thou?Sure u are doing great.Miss u boo

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Ibk dear welcom back

*Ehugs*

KIDJO said...

Beach party would be better.I might come just to show off my .....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Are u sure u truly love d corn picture or bcos Stellar nwunye Korkus loves it???

KIDJO said...

So I came late today, chai.😩😩😩😩.Lemme just trollπŸ˜†πŸ˜† it's been long I did this😈😠😈😠

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

amanda favour said...

@ Rocky,it's not new oh,my mum have been cooking it since,try it ,you'll love it 😊

@ Nwunye G,I tell ya!,it's very yummy πŸ˜‹,try it if you haven't

@Stella,,tell me how it goes 😊 o.k

Eka Joy said...

Eya, Anonymous 15.31, God will definitely give ur kids the kind of teacher a parent like theirs deserve for their kids.

amanda favour said...

Ndo oh NNE,just try and eat little at a time,you'll be fine 😊
Get well soon 😊

Fab Mum said...

Mushy😁😁

The General's Wife said...

Nne u are sweet just the way u are. Best believe!
Now keep doing U and Rock that Bod!

KIDJO said...

Sexy

Lady Bug said...

Kidjo chilli ise

Lady Bug said...

Nkapi

MERCY E. U said...

Happy Monday

Chummy cho cho said...

God help us Anony 😁😁😁 God to I'm not alone..

Thanks Mrs R... Didn't know about the side effects oo, I need to stop then. I'm healthy I think.😁

TGW should I send my mum and Dh's number so you can tell them to free me?😁. Those two won't let me flaunt my 'lepa-ness'in peace...
Thanks darling, you always know how to lift my spirit.. 😍😍😍 You're the bestest!!

KIDJO said...

If I prescribe for you now , you will come here to bash me instead of saying thanks.I won't prescribe anything for anybody again.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Worried.

Fab Mum said...

Parent need to let teacher do their job. I like my sons school. They don't even mince word. They don't care if you pull out because they know they are good. And one of the best here.

Teachers knows best
It's sad if some schools have stopped that repetition of a thing. As they are just pushing that child to his downfall at some point. The foundation has to be right. If the foundation is cracked, nothing can stand

Anonymous said...

They had organized a movie and nkwobi dates some weeks ago. Na you carry last.

KIDJO said...

Hehehehehe, start taking malt and milk everyday.It works for real... Don't mind that anonymous up there o, she go chop spoil naim make she dey purge, nobi my prescription make her dey purge o.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Fab Mum said...

My personal chinch
The cockroach in my wardrobe
The bee in my petals
The weevils in my beans
The ant in my sugar

HI baby ♥ ♥

jelly said...

Monday ihn is bea

chigirl said...

Good afternoon house face of ink are beautiful,hope our day is going well. Blessed day all

Fab Mum said...

Yes I go anon to insult people. I might have even insulted you


Now can we move on?
Tsk tsk

2muchjuice|2muchsauce said...

I dont dread Mondays anymore cause the way the time is flying.. i just sprinkle glitters on Mondays and SHINE!! *IN IGWE 2PAC'S VOICE**

Broomstick said...

Eka Joy, oh ok. Probably missed seeing your comments. Nice to know you're ok.
Anonymous, using the latest as an example, several Edo/Delta BVs indicated they were down for a get together before the WhatsApp group was created. Unless you see an exclamation mark or the words are in capital letters, it isn't considered shouting. Hope you've learned a thing or two

Anonymous said...

Eka He already has,they attend Corona

SDK's FIRST DAUGHTER (GIFT E) said...

Go back to any post you have commented on,click on your profile when you see your comment it ll take you to where you can edit your profile. That's how I did mine and it worked.

SANDY YO said...

GOAT!😁

Anonymous said...

I think I love this movie "The Visit"...I have watched it three times already.

*loyal bv*

SANDY YO said...

Mumu queshion! Goggle is ya friend nau.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

SANDY YO said...

Lool! Pay no heed to that anon jor @Kidjo!

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Tired

SANDY YO said...

Hmmmm Nwunne, That craw craw purry pix nawaaa! Tufia!

Lipstickalley said...

Sign in and go to your settings, then account. You will see where to Edit your profile

SANDY YO said...

Beans and spag ke? What a combo!

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