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Sunday, 24 September 2017

Sunday Morning Spontaneous

#sunday #thankGOD #boyfriendsstillsleeping #omgwatchingmykidsgrowupovernight #boystomen #smiling #Goddey #olowogbogboro #oniseiyanu #ifyouhavenottastedyounogounderstand #positivevibesplease







This is a big thank you to all those who checked up on me to find out how I am faring......This time of the year when it is turning from hot to cold,what do you expect for someone who grew up in a hot climate?...

I was planning to spring a surprise singles mingles post on you all but we are yet to do the feedback on the last ones..I am just wondering why the people getting engaged and married are not contacting me and I am hearing from other people..So let us leave it until next week please.

*Remind me to do a Singles mingles feed back post tomorrow and a singles mingles post on Sunday as I have two entries asking for Wives.


Those of you going to Church please pray for those of us not going today OK?

Anonymous night post coming up today to eliminate boredom.....*wink*..get your tales by evening light ready...lol

Rant post coming up later today too..lets see why we have so many 'Children of anger.

LOL

If you sent in your Chronicle,please be patient,its one a day,i will use yours but if it takes too long contact me cos I probably didn't get it.


Kisses to everyone!

150 comments:

Rhoda Rex said...

I'm in love with you Jehovah. Thanks for all you've done for me, all you're still doing and will do in future.

Good morning and happy Sunday y'all.

Elastic said...

Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment?

Older man: Retrenchment is when you are replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.



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Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

The first time I heard this song, I wasn't 100% feeling it, but the hook of the song got me and always kind of put me in a trance! But now, am loving the song on a Hunnid!... 'DUSK TILL DAWN' by Zayn Malik ft. Sia! 😍😘

In other news....... 🎼🎀 One corner, One corner!!, One Corner!!!, One corner!!!πŸ‘―πŸ’ƒπŸΏ *jerking my akpako waist* πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)l

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Keep on doing good without expecting
any reward
from human beings:
Sometimes when you do good to people,
you may
not get the reward from the people;
sometimes it
looks as if no one sees the good works
you are
doing. But i would like to encourage you
today that
the best reward comes from God. Even if
you are
not getting rewards from human beings,
don't be
discouraged from doing good to people.
Keep on
doing your good works. God who sees
what we do
in the secret will surely reward you in
ways no
man can reward you. As you help people
and you
do good works, do not expect to get any
reward
from any human being or else you may be
disappointed. God will surely reward you
greatly in
a manner that even you and everyone will
be
surprised.
#copied
Good morning fam

Anonymous said...

pls help me I am just losing weight.. I have lost all my figure and shape..I do eat very well and I can sleep on water but what could be the problem.. pls prescribe any drug I can get for me to add a little flesh.. thanks

sexy Daddy said...

Good morning guys!

I see someone receiving a testimony today in Jesus name Amen!

Disco Dancer... said...

Weather for four... rain rain go away I gat work to do today... little disco wants to work...

EsE EsSAy said...

Snm. Nice one!. Happy sunday my peeps. God bless and keep us this new week
Sdk bugger howdy?

SUGAR. said...

Lord you are faithful!

Good morning everyone

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Pls if you sent me e-books on WhatsApp ,pls kindly resend it...
Please kindly resend 😩

Good morning all

EsE EsSAy said...

Snm. Nice one!. Happy sunday my peeps. God bless and keep us this new week
Sdk bugger howdy? Go to church o

Olori Orente said...

That awkward moment when you woke up around 1am to urinate and your phone was just 3% 😌then coincidentally, Nepa brings light, you went to plug your phone then you go back to sleep immediately 😊😊... You woke up in the morning around 8am and there was still light, you checked your phone and it was 1% 😳, then you realize you didn't switch on the socket 😏😏...
You switched the socket on immediately, Nepa took the light...
☹☹☹
The witches in your village will just whisper to your ear--- No do, No do, No do gara gara for me.....
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Stella thanks for the data
Isaacbaba thanks
God bless you and our blog.

If the was to end today, what will be your first reaction?
Happy Sunday lovelies
Raining heavily here.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Same to you dear.

Anonymous said...

I don't know my problem.. I don't know why I am stingy to myself. to use money and buy something nice on my body is a problem.. I have a phobia of going broke..what can I do

Savvy Hilton said...

I'm so grateful to be alive. Thank you Jesus. Happy Sunday everyone

Anonymous said...

Thanks issacson got the data bundle. God bless you and Stella. More business parole.

Cynthia Iyede said...

To enjoy the realm of financial fortune, think God, think others and not your family alone......Bishop David Oyedepo.


Good morning good people...

Thank God you're better now Stella. N'juon (sorry).

Have a lovely Sunday everyone.

SUGAR. said...

Smh! On a Sunday morning?

#RepentGiveYourLifeToChrist.

Ramson Jay said...

Morning lovelies. Can't wait for that anonymous night post. Let d one who wants to mingle keep looking forward to it, e no concern me.

Chike TEFLON said...

After reading the anonymous gay comments and yesterday's Chronicle, I begin to wonder how some people feel comfortable being a gay/lesbian. I Chike TEFLON can't even imagine myself kissing a man like me. Tufiakwa... Alu kwo nwa.. As a man there is a lady's soft lips to kiss and her sweet pink wet horny cunt to lash. ... As a woman there is a hard dick to dig your ponyor till you cum.
Bikonu repent maka na uwa na acho IKPU...
Sodom and Gomorrah is coming back again. God save us.


Ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide, My special kind of lady. Kindness is your character and your beauty is evidence. You are a blessing to me and mankind. My Angel of Peace and Love, My Anike, My Chikito have a blissful week ahead 😘😘😘😘

SUGAR. said...

#Repent.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Thank God for the gift of life & family, may He always protect & shield us from the hands of the enemy IJN. Happy Sunday all.

Olori Oma said...

Issa cold Sunday morning.... HAPPY SUNDAY people.... Let your light so shine before all men...

Abu Alimran said...

Keep it up

Chickyclassy Mee said...

Mrs R and yesterday,s anon on the post of that old man who left his wife for a younger girl,married her in their benin attire, listen Mrs R , I am not a side chick I am hooked,oh yes very hooked, taken ,shame on you, no wonder your husbands leave you women to go for young side chicks, you and that anon had the guts to curse some of us saying the truth and advising you, why won't your husband leave u when you have razor lips, cursing, imagine married women cursing, for your info, curses don't work on me , they prolly work on you two, Stella refused to post my response to Mrs R, even if u don't post this I will pass my message to her here someday, stop being partial, u can post her curses to people but can't post my response,shame o you two calling yourselves married women, why won't your husbands cheat on mannerless ladies like u.

Chike TEFLON said...

Hehehehe

Elastic maka why πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Good morning

Olori Oma said...

Spend that money now that you are alive ooo...

Barr. Oma said...

Happy rainy sunday people, thanking God for the gift of life. This rain made me miss 8 o'clock mass and decided to stop few minutes past eight,children mass loading(the last time I checked,am somebody's child so am good to go for itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚). Love you guys😘😘😘😘

Angela said...

Please I need advice, why is that no man wants to have a relationship without sex..they stick around for some time wen u tell them no then leave if you ain't changing your mind..same guys call women hoes, same guys will walk away if they ain't getting sex from there relationhip. Its really frustrating..must one have sex with her boyfriend to prove u love him?

Chike TEFLON said...

How was the birthday celebration? How many bwess did you pwess and how many otele did you lash?

Kelvin dat Edo boi aka otele master πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

SUGAR. said...

I saw Trinity and Cynthia iyede in my dream trying to tell me something. Tho their faces were kinda blur, I had this conviction that they were the one. I hope you guys are OK.

Dreamcatcher said...

Issa tune!!! I have it on repeat all day 😍

Dreamcatcher said...

Go do a HIV test

Dreamcatcher said...

This happens to me all the time 😁😁

Anonymous said...

I woke up this morning feeling super. I am going to win a giveaway from SDK today. Yaaay. Sexy Daddy's prayer is for me o. I no fit shout. SDK no dey send anonymous BV's but my case is different. Thank You Jesus.
Meanwhile let me go arrange my anonymous night post.
Happy Sunday Everyone
#WhoGodHasBlessedNoManCanCurse.

Dreamcatcher said...

No church for me today πŸ™„

Hey Chi exotic! Hope you good now?😘😘

Stella Igbokei said...

Morning

Elastic said...

Sugar, that message up there is a gospel...Chike my boss, I was about to holla yesterday, you been away mehn! What's good?



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Em jay said...

God will form a wall of fireπŸ”₯around you to defend you from any evil arrow in Jesus name.

Elastic said...

You go old



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Anonymous said...

"Think God".... so that the money will come as tithe to him, criminals in suit

May said...

Good morning

Martins Aboy said...

You cant go broke if you can plan your life as an individual;irrespective of the miscellaneous expenses that could spring up after planning yourself for the day/month/year..

One thing you need to understand is that there is just a very "THIN LINE" between:

1) Being stingy to yourself

2) Taking care of yourself and avoiding unnecessary spending and

3) Taking care of your responsibilities as a man(or woman)in the family..

Dear,the keyword is learning how to live within your means,and always plan yourself out before you end-up being a debtor to your own self..

Good-morning!

@MARTINS ABOY

EESAH (Mr Nobody) said...

Bit by bit, we're being trained by social media to compare our lives instead of appreciating what we have. Be wary of it before it destroys us


I'm outtie

Stella Igbokei said...

Apetamin

Eka Joy said...

This was taken from a friend's wall (Olusegun Iselaiye) & I had to bring it here . . . just couldn't help it 😁. . . 😁

'From a friend.......for those that went to boarding school....just read and smile...don't laugh.....Secondary school memories.

In my Jss3, using fork and knife to enter the dining hall was mandatory. No complete set, no food. I always had a set in my locker. On this fateful day, someone had jacked my locker and stolen my fork. As I was getting ready to cry, the siren for lunch went off. Crying was no longer an option. I had to get a fork and get it fast. I asked around my class, the girls in my class were as hopeless as I was, none of dem had complete set, not to talk of spare fork. But as God would have it, Udocor Blessing passed my corridor.

Blessing was one of the serious students in school then. Morally upright, brilliant and zero slack in her duties. She was already being groomed to be a prefect come ss3. If anyone would have an extra fork, it had to be her. I hailed her quickly, and asked her, b4 any of my classmates would be sharper. She answered in the affirmative. Proceeded to hand me a complete set of cutlery, including teaspoon and knife. I smiled, said my thanks, but I only needed d fork. Blessing started walking away. But some seconds later, she turned and said d thing every borrower hated to hear.

'Pls do not misplace it o.'

I felt the words ice my blood. I wasn't going to misplace it. I would just eat lunch and return it. I was sure I could successfully steal a fork the next day. Oh how wrong was I. Not with d stealing, with the misplacing. After eating lunch, I couldn't just remember where I put it. I laid on bed, trying to remember the events that took place after eating jollof rice, egg and banana. But nothing. It was like all memories of after lunch had evaporated. I went to the dining hall to search for the fork. I asked around, even the kitchen women washing plates had not seen it. I felt sick.

As I got to my class, I saw blessing waiting. My liver failed me.
Blessing: Nayna, I've come to collect my fork
Me: oh, I left it in d hostel. After night prep,u'll get it
Blessing: Hmmm, hope you've not misplaced it o. It's my grandmother's fork.
What??! Why did she have to give me her grandma's fork. Of all forks to give me. I knew I was in deep shit and for the 1st time, I didn't know how to get out.

I made several announcements in front of the class. Pls if u took any fork in d dining hall, pls return it. I had tears in my eyes. Gasarah Sylvia pulled me to d side, she told me not to worry about it, dat if I wanted to pass d inspection for cutlery at d dining gate, all I had to do was hold two spoons upside down, present d rear end, and I would pass. Nobody would pull me back to inspect the end. I felt like slapping her. Why didn't u tell me about this trick earlier? Why wait till I borrowed and misplaced blessing's grandma's fork?

I decided to come clean about the fork to blessing. No need postponing the rainy day. Highest, I would buy another one during midterm. Again, I was wrong. Blessing wasn't interested in another one. She wanted her grandma's fork. It's was a family heirloom. She had intended passing it on to the daughter the same way her mum gave it to her. For the first in boarding school I cried. I didn't cry when seniors slapped me, I didn't cry when my beret was stolen, I didn't even cry when I was assigned gutter duties. It was blessing's grandma's fork dat made me cry.

Anonymous said...

I woke up this morning feeling super. I am going to win a giveaway from SDK today. Yaaay. Sexy Daddy's prayer is for me o. I no fit shout. SDK no dey send anonymous BV's but my case is different. Thank You Jesus. Meanwhile let me go arrange my anonymous night post. Happy Sunday Everyone #WhoGodHasBlessedNoManCanCurse.

Chike TEFLON said...

So because you know garri is edible, if you want to buy it you will not taste it to know if you will use boiled water or just hot water to prepare the Eba.
Is like you want guy man to buy garri without starch.

Elastic said...

The witches are powerless cause there is generator...you don't have a problem small girl. Go to church.


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May said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

how long do they stick aroud? hope not 1yr?
Do u kiss n touch without inserting at least?
Do u tell them its till weddin night?

Chike TEFLON said...

Happy Sunday

Cynthia Iyede said...

Amen. How are you Jostified Mom?

Chike TEFLON said...

Happy Sunday Head-World

Miss Ess said...

It's a cold Sunday morning, the heavens opened. Good morning everyone, no Church today, how I will miss the gathering of HIS people.

Elastic said...

You should be more concerned about the phobia of looking like a wench.



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Cynthia Iyede said...

No.

Suwa Nen said...

Good morning everyone.
Happy Sunday!

Chike TEFLON said...

Are you talking about anonymous post as in anonymous post or S&M?

May said...

Don't be stingy to yourself,cause when you're no more the bank or someone who didn't work for your money would spend it for you.

Anonymous said...

I know someone like that in my office she earn over 300h to buy better cloth for body No. Hair nko she can carry hair do 2 months and it'll be smelling. Spend the money now that you are alive

Tito said...

Thank God for life. It is by His grΓ’ce That we are alive. Thank You oh Lord!

Eka Joy said...

Contd.

The next few days were unbearable. Blessing was everywhere. From my bedside, to d bathroom, to my class and even dining table. She needed her fork. I started having nightmares. Her grandma would ask me where her fork was and I would wake up screaming. I lost weight. I was doing badly in class. My bunk mate moved with compassion, went with me to beg blessing on my behalf. She begged, 'Please give Nayna a chance to buy d fork at least before she goes mad'. Blessing now went to her cupboard, she brought out an exact replica of the missing fork.

Blessing: Nayna, I found my fork lying on the floor in the dining. I picked it up and went to wait for u in ur class. When I asked u, instead of u to say d truth, u started lying. I decided to teach u a lesson. There's no need to buy me a fork. But next time be careful.

For the 1st time in days, I breathed in oxygen. My bunk mate was just smiling sheepishly. I felt relieved and den angry. That was an expensive lesson. I was just grateful it was over. My life resumed as it was.

Next Saturday, I lent Funmilayo Orubuloye my scrubbing brush. After inspection, I went to collect it. She told me dat she gave it to blessing, but blessing left it outside and now, it's missing....

What????!!!!! My great grand father's scrubbing brush. Our ancestral scrubbing brush? And for the 1st time in days, I smiled. do me I do U.

Ancestral scrubbing brush!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.'


Just came across this and can't stop laughing. Just what I needed after the morning I just had

Chike TEFLON said...

Do HIV test

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One aboki just called me and I told him its a wrong number
The aboki called me again to ask me if i know the correct number
Am still recovering from the headache in my chest😫😫😫



Happy sunday people... Currently in church... Please we should all Endeavor to attend... No reason is good enough to miss church😊

Elastic said...

My brother those people are aliens...how can a man be unattracted to a succulent watermelon or a lady avoiding the sweetness of a sugarcane? Unfuckingbelievable!!!



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It is because women have cheapen themselves and sex, and that's why a man would have the audacity to demand for sex from you without getting married to you or as a condition to date you . So it's your choice to either be amongst the cheap girls who let them have their way, or amongst the responsible and decent girls who respect themselves and their veejay, who make it sacred

Chike TEFLON said...

Amen

Oga Sperm Donor which 666 are you talking about yesterday. Elaborate the more

Elastic said...

Yes..it's a cold morning, come and shine for us(men).


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Chike TEFLON said...

Paddy mi shey wa pa?

Olori Orente said...

Elastic pls stay on your lane
I have never insulted anyone here before
Re you addressing me has a 'small girl'
Do you know me
If you can talk to people anyhow don't bring it under my comment.
Kapish

Elastic said...

Same reason some women doesn't want a relationship without money...




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Anonymous said...

This cough is dealing with me badly.....got banging headache. I cant even go to church today.Please any quick remedy for cough? ?...😀πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

Folahanmi said...

Will pray for you Stells. Church starts by 10am.. PROUDLY CELESTIAN✌

Chike TEFLON said...

I can relate. Not just once but many times. Even in day time, I will plug and forget to switch on the socket. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Okpa aku eli eli, know say na the one you chop for mouth be your own.

redbotafly said...

I just don't get it.
What could be sweeter than a man and woman having it very very hot and wild?
Why not tell your partner where and how you want to be touched?
Nothing wrong in being your husband's whore. Some women don't give their all during sex that's why some don't really enjoy it.

DON™ said...

My dear don't deprive yourself good things once you can afford it and it's not going to affect your savings.
Don't wait for anybody before you give yourself a treat. You will love it at the end.

Stella Onyinye said...

Beautiful Sunday morning, just cane back from church. I am not going anywhere today just gonna lay on my bed

Chike TEFLON said...

My manchi I dey oooo

DON™ said...

Are you a virgin? I will leave you too if we are not banging.

DON™ said...

Pray to God to bless your hustle instead of looking for free stuff

Anonymous said...

Yawns

Anonymous said...

Mtcheew so wats Dis all about? Wetin we go learn from here

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Hi Sugar...😍😍😍. Trinity is ok that i know for sure😊

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol.. It happened to me 3days ago.

Rhoda Rex said...

Happy Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Not funny

Elastic said...

Orente Epele...you are a big girl dear. No vex. Case settled. Lol



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She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Happy Sunday day guysπŸ™Œ

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Happy Sunday day guysπŸ™Œ

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Good morning beevees
Have a beautiful sunday

Anonymously okay said...

Its absolutely nonsensical and absurd that everything in Nigeria can be easily traced to spiritualism. Corruption and horrid leadership in Nigeria is a spiritual prob.
Kleptomania and nocturnal enuresis(bedwetting) are also spiritually inclined. Oh! Of course they can't ordinary, it has to come from the devil. We subject people into days of starvation(sorry fasting) all in a bid to overpower the devil.
Things that require consistent and conscious self discipline to be dealt with, will have to be subjected to spiritual therapy.
For folks who experienced nocturnal enuresis, you can attest to the fact that there was absolutely no need to quote a biblical verse whenever you felt uneasy in your dream and u wake up immediately to do the needful in your loo.
Instead of dwelling so much on religious literature, we should try and read wide. It'll be very helpful in all your spheres of life.

Anonymous said...

Chike chyko I dey hail oo from secret admirer hehehehe

Rhoda Rex said...

πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

I hate stingy ppl with passion tufiakwa

Rhoda Rex said...

Sorry. Try scent leaf, squeeze and add little salt.

Chike TEFLON said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Boarding school is fun, but that is after you have graduated.

Rappakatakata said...

Hear this o ye Lagos morning rain: car or no car you cannot stop me from being in church this morning. So, please respect your limits and quit falling cos I've a date with my maker.
I know you've dared to believe. I know you've kept the faith for as long as you can yet it seem the situation just keep getting less better but I dare you to TRUST GOD just this one time. Do not throw in the towel just yet. Your tears have come up to heaven as a memorial before your maker and HE's about to wipe them off.

OLORI said...

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Anonymous said...

I got 1gb data from issacson...thank you Stella

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Elastic amen πŸ˜‚

Chike my paddy I loyal πŸ™Œ

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Orente na wa for u sha

Elastic was joking nah

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Una no know anything

Her childhood affected her upbringing.

Wished I read the chronicle early enough to share something that would really help her...its my own story

Affordable accessories said...

Yes,do Hiv test,we r not kidding. Drink plenty soy milk everyday.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Lmao

You comment on side chick matter them go call u side chick...naso nah

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahaha
Lmao
I can remember those days that if I borrow book from someone and the person come back to collect it and I don't remember where the book is, I will tell the person that I gave it back to him. We will now argue for some minutes before I will search my locker. If I see it I will tell you sorry that I thought I gave it back to you. But if I don't see it I will tell you shebi I told you that I gave it back to you. Case closed...

As for refectory matter, there is what we call survival of the fittest.. If they carry your food you will feel the pain but if you carry people's food you go dey chop like Ibori.. Lol

My best day is any day they will cook okpa for us, mehn! Once they open the gate everybody will grab empty pot and pick as many okpa as possible from people's plate to fill your pot. If you are lucky you will pick but if you are not my dear asoki will be your friend. As SS3 students no one to control us and we have our separate refectory...Lol


Going to Chapel you must have complete set.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Never went to boarding school but I can relate with the misplacement thingyπŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Happy Sunday Baba

Anonymous said...

Pls if this Ekas story, wasnt Hilarious, not just funny to you, then it means u didnt experience boarding school. This story brought back memories of yester years. I cant stop laughing.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Buy cofex syrup or septrin

Cynthy L said...

Hahahahhahaha.I miss boarding house a lot.

QQ said...

I know this feeling perfectly well πŸ˜‚ Boarding school is one of my best experience in life. I kept on laughing till the end of this story

Anonymous said...

Today is my birthday I thank God for the Job he gave me for the husband and children he going to bless me with thank you God love you with all my heart

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Teddy said...

Lol I can imagine. Boarding school memories mehn.

QQ said...

Oh sorry if Eka joy story doesn't add up to you. For people like me, this story landed me back in sweet old memories. Stealing others bucket of water, cutlery, uniform, biro etc although we called it fabbing then πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ. Sometimes u have no choice but to Fab abeg... then it was as if we were suffering, but after school we all missed it . I wish I can go back for a day and enjoy my boarding school experience.

Teddy said...

Mehn I can imagine

Teddy said...

Same here. But i am in church. Can't allow the cough make me miss the perfect peace series.

Affordable accessories said...

Na wah,so u carry blog matter for mind,slept with it,woke up with it this morning. Choi! Free ya mind o,na so people dey develop hypertension. No dey too keep tension for body. Inugo

She's Electric said...

Good morning Stellz. Should I give s&m one last try? Haven't participated in over a year.. Hmmmmm

Awoh Daniela said...

God today was wonderfully awesome at C3 Church. Trust me and it's getting me really excited. Thought to share my excitements with y'all

Affordable accessories said...

Don't mind those that want u to compromise,when u get unwanted pregnancy,or stds,they will still be the ones to boo u,.ind u Condoms don't give 100percent protection and can even burst. Anon,any guy that loves u will stick around. I dated my husband for 4 years without sex,first time we got down was our wedding night. And no we didn't meet as virgins. We both had few body count before we met n decided on celibacy till marriage.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Do a full blood test, so you know what the problem is. It could be anything- weak immune system due to varying Illnessses or a vitamin deficiency, low blood count, etc.

If all is well (Or maybe not), increase your protein intake. Easy sourves are -meat, fish, milk, nuts, eggs, yoghurt. Remember it's 'body building food'. If you can afford it, add protein shakes/powder. Its well

Affordable accessories said...

Very funny,literally had me in stitches.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Let me add that your ideal protein intake should be measured according to your body weight. 0.8g/kg of bodyweight. If you're undernourished, you might need more. Take your body seriously especially if you're a lady.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

In conclusion, we can't be friends πŸ˜‚

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Hope youre married sha? Cos shabby look with good pay will attract f**boys who will help you spend the money

Anonymous said...

Hi Ibukun, what sort of joke is that? Please lets learn to respect each other. Besides, you don't address a married woman as a small girl. You shouldn't even address any lady as a small girl. Right etiquette

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Ugebe that post shock me pass you pop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you know na πŸ˜‰
Chai! But you like gist sha shebi you know? πŸ˜‚

As for that your sweet mouth I leave you to God
Oya take: 😚😚

Anonymous said...

HIV and blood sugar test

Cynthy L said...

Happy birthday and congrats

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Hahaha! Welcome to SDK blog πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ where once you give married women tips - you must be a side chic 😐 As if some of the kind husbands sef be like wetin person go look twice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nigerian women fear the sound of that phrase 'side chic'. In that fear they take this side chic gist too personal that they can't be objective. So once your sentence doesnt follow them and abuse side chics -oloriburuku, omo ale, Onye ala etc; then you must be one.
With the amount of badly behaved lazy women I meet everyday I don't blame some men. It's only those who have done their homework and are just unfortunate to have useless men in their lives that I feel sorry for.

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Teflon u kno every NA! No dulling tinz oπŸ˜‹πŸ˜˜

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Shawdow said...

I miss having normal weekends.... this life hustle to be better than my parents is tough. Can't blame anyone stopping along the way.... we dream big and only about half of us achieve those dreams because truth is that it's not easy..... can't recall the last time I went socialising or slept during my weekends or just lazy about.... I want to have time to be lazy for just a second.... now Am ranting..... me that was deceiving myself that I was gonna go for my cfa after ican.....I have changed my mind... after ican, am hanging my reading cap... between work, classes, exams, when do I get to socialize, when do I get to be lazy, when do I get to mingle..... gosh I need a vacation. Dollar please come back to 160 naira so I can give myself a proper post ican exam vacation gift.... I can't come and die biko.#adaigbo#blackieoflife#lagos city.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of my sister's friend that gave me stuff in her food warmer and someone came to steal the food warmer I was so pissed firstly, because I don't like taking things from people. Secondly, I knew the kind of person she was (she doesn't give out her stuff even if she will never ever use it). In my mind I was just saying that I will just apologise for losing the flask and I'll replace it. I can't remember how it ended though. That girl was something else, when I was telling my elder sister then she refused to listen to me. Nobody tell her again when the girl started displaying wickedness only my sister shift give the girl (now woman) space.

Anonymous said...

Ibukun, mind what you spill here about yourself! Remember the children of anger!

Not anonymous said...

I hope this is for me. I going to trust God, take a leap with my faith again.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Good afternoon!
Happy Sunday to everyone.
It's been a while, missed you you all.
Missed SDK

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Chike TEFLON said...

Ugegbe m you know that you are the Queen and there is no competition 😘😘

Ibukun I understand your point but I'm talking about homosexual in general.

Anon 09:58 I'm looking at you with side eyes.. Lol

Redbotafly you sabi better thing.

Elastic my manchi.. Ima na anyi luga mbada πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy Sunday ndioma ndioma.

God is my strength.

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy birthday @ Anonymous.
Age gracefully.

Elastic said...

Lols....




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Spicy Dobis said...

Lazy Sunday!

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Happy birthday to yu .

Gloria Michael said...

Story of my life

Gloria Michael said...

I can relate........ Story of my life

Gloria Michael said...

Child of grace

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